Who is the biggest Ron & Fez stereotype?

[GreatAmericanZero]

Who do you think falls into the most stereotypical views of their assigned groups? VOTE!

[Tallman388]

Despite Dave's sometimes embarassing antics, Earl fits his own stereotype the best.

[MacVittie]

Mafia Life Chris and The Guineas.

[Freakshow]

Lilly and Lilian--holes

[lleeder]

You forgot Groundskeeper Willie , Luigi , Cletus and Captain McCallister.

[Swannee]

I am a huge Dave fan. But I think having the babies exactly a year apart clinches it for him.

[Freakshow]

You forgot Groundskeeper Willie , Luigi , Cletus and Captain McCallister.

angry asian guy?

[instrument]

Yeah earls a stereotype, great at sports..... So many kids........ Listens to rap music........... Unemployed........ Comes from a one parent family..............


Yeah, I say dave

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Dave, red hair, he drinks alot, has a kid for each year he is married

He is quite the stereotypical Irish Male

but now that I think of it, he did marry a jew and Casey does dominate the relationship, most Irish Wife's look like Rocky after Rocky II


Earl acts like a white hipster

Fez is a performer, the man knows his sports and has a lumberjacker beard

[johnniewalker]

Earl acts like a white hipster



I tend to agree, the Blacks != Earl Douglass

[CaseyinOttawa]

My first post :) After lurking on the site and listening to the show for about two years I'm finally making the leap!

First off- thank you to all who contribute to the show's success. I've been listening to you guys for a long time and you've given me a lot of joy!

Now, for my post:

I chose The Asexuals by process of elimination.

Irish- seriously, they're so disorganized. I understand not being able to chose a national religion, but c'mon guys. You were the last country to fall to England's rule. I've never met a shit-throwing Irishman before, but the alcoholism is obviously a genetic thing. If you had to live on shale and potatoes, why wouldn't you drink yourself into stupor? You can't blame your nationality on being an alcoholic though.

Blacks- lazy? Prone to lying? How come they dominate professional athletics? Earl is the MVP of being the biggest on-air flop. I think his professionalism lies in brooding in the production office. Tough call and definitely a close second.

Hipsters- Pepper is gold and narrowly lost my vote only because he doesn't revel in the classification like any other Hipster would. They love the label and think it separates themselves from the rest of society. epic fail.

Asexuals- confused, anxiety-ridden, and filling the void with medications. Fez is the proto-typical definition of this group. A staunch denier of all gay stereotypes- he cannot even stand to have a GLTB identifying pet- Fez is the king of the almost-queer castle. His "bear" visage coupled with his delicate emotional state won my vote because who can honestly vote against sweet ol' lady Whatley?

Don't tear me up too much folks :)

CaseyinOttawa

[EddieMoscone]

Hicks isn't a Hipster. Hipsters are acting like dirtbags who don't give a shit what society thinks of them. Hicks is a dirtbag who doesn't give a shit was society thinks of him.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Hicks isn't a Hipster. Hipsters are acting like dirtbags who don't give a shit what society thinks of them. Hicks is a dirtbag who doesn't give a shit was society thinks of him.

so when people from other messageboards come here and call me a "hipster wannabe", what they are saying is that i'm clean?

I'll take that!

[shadyrudy]

Baby Satchmo could have sealed the deal for Earl. But I have to go with Dave. Twin McDonald daughters in 2010! :smile:

[cogsdoc]

If you have ever seen (or even heard) the red headed, no condom wearing, maniac drunk, you have to know he is the correct choice.

Oh and let's not forget that tiny cursed prick of his that everyone in studio had had to see.

[drusilla]

this is really too close for me to call. earl's taste in music & the fact that he doesn't have any illegitimate children running around (almost doesn't count) makes me not want to vote for him.

[drjoek]

Dave

[Serpico1103]

Earl has no style or coolness about him, or any athleticism either.
ESD is a drunk well on his way to having a huge family he can barely support- that sounds Irish to me.
Fez is not flamboyant, asexual maybe, but not flamboyant.
Pepper has hipster leanings, but he isn't hardcore hipster.
ESD is the winner.

[Gvac]

My first post :) After lurking on the site and listening to the show for about two years I'm finally making the leap!

First off- thank you to all who contribute to the show's success. I've been listening to you guys for a long time and you've given me a lot of joy!

Now, for my post:

I chose The Asexuals by process of elimination.

Irish- seriously, they're so disorganized. I understand not being able to chose a national religion, but c'mon guys. You were the last country to fall to England's rule. I've never met a shit-throwing Irishman before, but the alcoholism is obviously a genetic thing. If you had to live on shale and potatoes, why wouldn't you drink yourself into stupor? You can't blame your nationality on being an alcoholic though.

Blacks- lazy? Prone to lying? How come they dominate professional athletics? Earl is the MVP of being the biggest on-air flop. I think his professionalism lies in brooding in the production office. Tough call and definitely a close second.

Hipsters- Pepper is gold and narrowly lost my vote only because he doesn't revel in the classification like any other Hipster would. They love the label and think it separates themselves from the rest of society. epic fail.

Asexuals- confused, anxiety-ridden, and filling the void with medications. Fez is the proto-typical definition of this group. A staunch denier of all gay stereotypes- he cannot even stand to have a GLTB identifying pet- Fez is the king of the almost-queer castle. His "bear" visage coupled with his delicate emotional state won my vote because who can honestly vote against sweet ol' lady Whatley?

Don't tear me up too much folks :)

CaseyinOttawa

Welcome Casey!

Are you a dude or a chick?

Just askin'...

[Hottub]

CaseyinOttawa,
Well done first post.:clap: A breath of fresh (really cold) air.

Welcome aboard.

[jauble]

Welcome to the board casey. Show that irishman that you can be a good poster even with a low post count.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Welcome Casey!

Are you a dude or a chick?

Just askin'...

Canadian.

[jlehane]

If most blacks were as nice as Earl we wouldn't have so many problems between us. Dave fitting stereotypes in comparison isn't even close.It's like he was coached from birth on how to conform to the drunk Irish template.It's his only way to attain the 33rd level of the Royal Order of Drunky McDrunkertons.So every time he gets a child weilding stiffy he sings the Lucky Charms commercial and swaggers" I've got me Roddy Mc :king:D !" Fiddle dee dee.:wacko::surrender::drunk::thumbup:

[DiabloSammich]

If most blacks were as nice as Earl we wouldn't have so many problems between us. Dave fitting stereotypes in comparison isn't even close.It's like he was coached from birth on how to conform to the drunk Irish template.It's his only way to attain the 33rd level of the Royal Order of Drunky McDrunkertons.So every time he gets a child weilding stiffy he sings the Lucky Charms commercial and swaggers" I've got me Roddy Mc :king:D !" Fiddle dee dee.:wacko::surrender::drunk::thumbup:




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[underdog]

Gaz.

[Meataball23]

Hicks isnt actually a hipster
Fez hasnt slept with a man
Earl is the farthest thing from being a black guy (other than being navy blue and being a racist/baptist)
Dave drinks, has red hair, and has a kid every 13 months


This should be a no contest

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Ive never liked the shanty Irish or the blacks....or any douche bag with Brooklyn attached to their name.

[PapaBear]

I picked Fez. I would have picked Dave, but he's not stereotypical to ANYONE. There is now way there is another person on this planet that is anything at all like Dave.

[patsopinion]

Fez is a performer, the man knows his sports

since when?

[CaseyinOttawa]

Welcome Casey!

Are you a dude or a chick?

Just askin'...

I am a boy, sorry bro. And Canadian, so don't even let me start on the stereotypes involved there. Thanks for all the love, you guys are too sweet.

But seriously- folks, we forgot the MOST important stereotype. I cannot believe that you guys, of ALL boards in the RnF universe, forgot to include this one:

This man embodies the true American spirit. Every breath he takes, every move he makes exemplifies the indomitable values and principles your country was founded on. The sacrifice, the altruism, and the courage that we all should strive to attain. That man- is a HERO.

I nominate Ron Bennington to the stereotype of a REAL AMERICAN HERO. Who else would return a phone to the forgetful and disabled? Risking great peril and social alienation, Ron even verified the racial identity of the gimp- just in case.

Should a man so brave be deserving of a simple pat on the back? I say NO, and history proves me right!

Once word got around of Ron's heroic actions, the great city of Chicaaaaaaago knew it had to rise to the occasion. The fair citizens even named their official muffin after this role model- the Ronnie B's Cupcake. Word on the street is that a mouthful of Ronnie B is the taste equivalent of actually getting a mouthful of Ronnie B, but with fewer cigar ashes tapped on to your forehead (don't ban me Mikeyboy!).

CaseyinOttawa

[CaseyinOttawa]

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What is this, Earl's "chick's" ultra sound?

I'll even give myself the sounder...

"white people are so scared of black people"

[lleeder]

Flamboyant Asexual Gentalmans - Fez

That was intentional right? :laugh:

[GreatAmericanZero]

Flamboyant Asexual Gentalmans - Fez

That was intentional right? :laugh:

ding ding ding!

[lleeder]

ding ding ding!

I didn't read the thread in detail til just now.

[EliSnow]

Blacks- lazy? Prone to lying? How come they dominate professional athletics?


I guess Canada didn't get the memo.

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[CaseyinOttawa]

I guess Canada didn't get the memo.

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Nah, we still have beaver pelts and sleds ;)