What happened to Shellbink?

[LordJezo]

Anyone let me know?

Drinking and thinking about her potential, where has she been?

[RoseBlood]

...where has she been?

now i have this song in my head:

"...oh, where have you been my darling young one.."

[mikeyboy]

You scared her off.

[Don Stugots]

nice job LJ. WTF?

[razorboy]

now i have this song in my head:

"...oh, where have you been my darling young one.."

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[Tenbatsuzen]

She's fine. I spoke with her last night. She's on PT a bit. She's been dealing with moving out and some other issues. Let it drop.

[Don Stugots]

i heard she ran away and joined the circus.

[MisterSmith]

I heard she was killed by some raving lunatic. There are even rumors that there is video evidence of the crime somewhere...

[Don Stugots]

I heard she was killed by some raving lunatic. There are even rumors that there is video evidence of the crime somewhere...

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[LordJezo]

Crazy times for Ron Fez dot Net.

Only dudes post here now, it's like anyone who has ever posted naked pics of themselves online have run away.

We need to get more puss on this board.

[razorboy]

We need to get more puss on this board.

You're still here.

[DarkHippie]

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Maybe she means Lord Rendal, Child Ballad 12

[ShelleBink]

That Shellbink was always cramping my style.

[Marc with a c]

i heard she is on a crusade to find banananana man.

[ShelleBink]

i heard she is on a crusade to find banananana man.

I've learned banana man lives on in our hearts... and stories... like a legend.

[Friday]

hey, there she is!

[instrument]

She did a good job in the superbowwwwl

[Gvac]

I wonder if she still has big....dreams.

[ShelleBink]

What, you all thought you could get rid of me that easily? :bye:

[Don Stugots]

I wonder if she still has big....dreams.

they are big and they are spectacular.

[Marc with a c]

maybe she's still hypnotized.

[ShelleBink]

Yeh, they've gotten to be a bit out of control lately. People think they've been augmented or altered, but I can assure you, they're as real as ever.

[Friday]

maybe she's still hypnotized.

we all are.
it doesn't wear off.

[Don Stugots]

Yeh, they've gotten to be a bit out of control lately. People think they've been augmented or altered, but I can assure you, they're as real as ever.

dreams never die.

[Gvac]

Yeh, they've gotten to be a bit out of control lately. People think they've been augmented or altered, but I can assure you, they're as real as ever.

Good to hear.

Never stop dreaming, kiddo.

[epo]

dreams never die.

Good to hear.

Never stop dreaming, kiddo.

Creeps.

[Friday]

seriously.

[MHasegawa]

shit thats probably why she left

[ShelleBink]

Heh... I'm just glad that this thread wasn't titled - "SHELLBINK - DEAD!!"

[MHasegawa]

there is nothing wrong with faking death....NOTHING!

[ShelleBink]

Who's talking about faking?

[MHasegawa]

i faked every one

[ShelleBink]

Was it mayonnaise? I always thought it tasted like mayonnaise.

[Friday]

Who's talking about faking?

not me.
you don't earn it... you don't hear it. period. :D

[underdog]

Heh... I'm just glad that this thread wasn't titled - "SHELLBINK - DEAD!!"

SHELLEBINK - MURDERER? would have been much cooler.

[LordJezo]

SHELLEBINK - MURDERER? would have been much cooler.

Comedy pyramid?

SHELLEBINK - LESBIAN?

(I just ruined it)

[Don Stugots]

not me.
you don't earn it... you don't hear it. period. :D

tease.

[FUNKMAN]

she made the best wings!!

[DiabloSammich]

Whatever happened to FUNKMAN?


Oh, there he is. Never mind.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeh, they've gotten to be a bit out of control lately. People think they've been augmented or altered, but I can assure you, they're as real as ever.

FUCKING. WORTHLESS. WITHOUT. MOTHER. FUCKING. PICS.

[ShelleBink]

FUCKING. WORTHLESS. WITHOUT. MOTHER. FUCKING. PICS.

You'll survive.

[Fallon]

You'll survive.

First he was afraid
He was petrified....

[Tenbatsuzen]

First he was afraid
He was petrified....

didn't know how I could live with shelle's boobs denied

[Fallon]

didn't know how I could live with shelle's boobs denied

without them by his side
But he spent so many nights
thinking how they did him good
He grew wood

[Tenbatsuzen]

without them by his side
But he spent so many nights
thinking how they did him good
He grew wood

and now she's back
from outer space
I just walked in to find Shelle here
with those huge tits in my face

[Fallon]

and now she's back
from outer space
I just walked in to find Shelle here
with those huge tits in my face

She should have changed her stupid bra
She should have made you drop your jaw
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to tease me

[thepaulo]

Shelle's boobs were definately ate my wedding....and the rest of her makes up a lovely person.

[led37zep]

Shelle's boobs were definately ate my wedding....and the rest of her makes up a lovely person.

Wait...not only does she have large boobs but they eat weddings too?


magical!

[CruelCircus]

i heard she ran away and joined the Circus.

Why, yes.
Yes she did.

Wait...not only does she have large boobs but they eat weddings too?

They also ate cars and bars, but now they only eat guitars.

[thepaulo]

Why, yes.
Yes she did.



They also ate cars and bars, but now they only eat guitars.
men are from Mars, her boobs are from Venus.

[Tenbatsuzen]

*fires up Photoshop*

[TheMojoPin]

I dream of the day that we need a "What happened to LordJezo?" thread.

Except nobody remembers to post it.

[El Mudo]

I've learned banana man lives on in our hearts... and stories... like a legend.

Banana man is all of us....and we are all of him