Special Delivery Listening Thread 12/20/2008

[Big_Joe]

wow... what happened?
did we lose gvac already?

yes, a long long time ago.

[lleeder]

Who cares about Soulja Boy? Its all about Lil Wayne now.

[MisterSmith]

Did we ever actually have him?

Nobody really has Gvac - he is a free-spirit. Gvac must run wild to truly be Gvac.

[sailor]

this is "macarena"...great call, dave!

[Big_Joe]

super man that ho!

[lleeder]

superman a ho
A male does a female (ho) in the butt and pulls out in time splooge on her back. Then allows the ho to roll over and fall asleep on her back. The next morning the sheets will be stuck to her back like superman's cape. Resulting in a superman ho!

[Friday]

No, I'm here. I'm trying to get my new vaporizer to work. :furious:

aww .... germy mcsneeze...

will the infamous sinus MASK be worn this evening?!

Did we ever actually have him?

i feel an Eponine moment coming on....

[lleeder]

superman a ho
What it REALLY means is being so balls-deep in a ho that you can lift your hands and feet up off whatever surface you're screwing on, with your arms out forward and your legs straight back, so you're being supported on top of her only by your groin. Do that, and it looks like you're flying...like Superman.

[Gvac]

you went with the vaporizer?? Why not the humidifier?

I still don't know the difference! It's a warm steam vaporizer. The fucking steam unit is floating. The directions say that if it floats, the tank is overfilled. I dumped out a ton of water so it's WAAAAAY below the max line, but it's still floating.

Piece of shit.

[sailor]

superman a ho
What it REALLY means is being so balls-deep in a ho that you can lift your hands and feet up off whatever surface you're screwing on, with your arms out forward and your legs straight back, so you're being supported on top of her only by your groin. Do that, and it looks like you're flying...like Superman.

thank god this is an xl thread.

[IMSlacker]

superman a ho
What it REALLY means is being so balls-deep in a ho that you can lift your hands and feet up off whatever surface you're screwing on, with your arms out forward and your legs straight back, so you're being supported on top of her only by your groin. Do that, and it looks like you're flying...like Superman.

Is that how Mikey D broke his dick?

[Friday]

there is glitter on my kitten now.

[sailor]

I still don't know the difference! It's a warm steam vaporizer. The fucking steam unit is floating. The directions say that if it floats, the tank is overfilled. I dumped out a ton of water so it's WAAAAAY below the max line, but it's still floating.

Piece of shit.

didn't we all tell you cool mist humidifier?

[ToiletCrusher]

Not safe For anything - Superman (http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1316/1458579417_c39c8ddf54.jpg)

[Big_Joe]

thank god this is an xl thread.

I know, right..

[sailor]

there is glitter on my kitten now.

must. show. restraint.

[BlackSpider]

George stinks...

[Reephdweller]

there is glitter on my kitten now.



That can be taken multiple ways...and a very hot way too.

[MisterSmith]

there is glitter on my kitten now.

Is that a euphemism? :laugh:

[over_here_now]

pat from moonochie superman'd beanie with his devil horns wavin'

[mikeyboy]

Please see post #189 on page 8.

Thank you.

I know. I agreed with you and called you Rorschach. Remember?

[lleeder]

Spiderman
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

[ToiletCrusher]

I still don't know the difference! It's a warm steam vaporizer. The fucking steam unit is floating. The directions say that if it floats, the tank is overfilled. I dumped out a ton of water so it's WAAAAAY below the max line, but it's still floating.

Piece of shit.

I use a cool mist humidifier. IT's pretty good.

[Friday]

didn't we all tell you cool mist humidifier?

that gregory... he nevah listens....

[LordJezo]

Casey is going to get cum thrown in her face tomorrow.

We should start a thread to talk about it. Seems kind of hot?

[ToiletCrusher]

I know, right..

left.

[TooLowBrow]

Spiderman
When a girl is going down on you, and just before you climax you pull out of her mouth and nut in your own hand. Then fling the jism in her face, as you jump to your feet, making sure to properly mimic Spidey's web slinging hand motions. Now stand in a position of bravery, and power like any superhero would. Be sure not to react when she yells at you. Stand tall and proud, not too many guys get the chance to do that these days.

Fez
(for the recipient) when the cum is flung in your face, cry 'didnt hurt!'. then run away. come back later with your dad to find your bike.

[sailor]

count chocula a ho? mix jizz with a sugary cereal?

[Reephdweller]

Casey is going to get cum thrown in her face tomorrow.

We should start a thread to talk about it. Seems kind of hot?




creep

[Lady Resin]

there is glitter on my kitten now.

Strip club?:ohmy:

[MisterSmith]

count chocula a ho? mix jizz with a sugary cereal?

Oh, I thought that was just any time lleeder had sex...

[ToiletCrusher]

I posted a link a page ago for that picture!

[lleeder]

Hey I found that one.

[Caseyelan]

I posted a link a page ago for that picture!

I didn't see it!

I would have given you credit.

Sorry!

[Friday]

Strip club?:ohmy:

yeah... he just runs out the door and hours later returns with no money and glitter all over his fur.
crazy kitty!!

[ToiletCrusher]

I didn't see it!

I would have given you credit.

Sorry!

not a problem. 2nd thing I posted before it got mentioned. the first was from jay mohr's blog.

[jlehane]

specialdelivery@gmail.com is correct

[ToiletCrusher]

already, this thread is less cummy than a drjoek thread!!

[sailor]

i love sitcoms.

[lleeder]

Mikeyboy!!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Anybody up for some Page 12 action?

[Gvac]

I hate sitcoms.

[Gvac]

Anybody up for some Page 12 action?

YES!!!

[over_here_now]

didn't R&F do this bit like last week ?

[Friday]

Anybody up for some Page 12 action?

go for it, big boy.

[sailor]

I hate sitcoms.

just gotta be contrarian?

[Lady Resin]

what happens on page 12 stays on page 12?

[lleeder]

fo' shizzle my nizzle

[Reephdweller]

already, this thread is less cummy than a drjoek thread!!






That's pretty low

[Solveig]

Dave is the talent here. Sam is horrible! That nasal voice makes me cringe, and he's nothing but a douche who gets on the radio for bringing Opie his coffee. Jay Mohr is right, Dave should lose the know nothing about anything except wrestling nerd with the Q-Tip head. Go solo Dave, or work with Hicks! Sam is a dick!

[ToiletCrusher]

my favorite phrase is "for all intents and purposes"

but people always say "for all intensive purposes"

terrible.

[Gvac]

my favorite phrase is "for all intents and purposes"

but people always say "for all intensive purposes"

terrible.

How about when people say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"?

Or "I should of" instead of "I should've."

[Friday]

my favorite phrase is "for all intents and purposes"

but people always say "for all intensive purposes"

terrible.

i LOVE that you recognize this constant error!!

[BlackSpider]

"Feelin' Froggy..."
Nucular...

[IMSlacker]

I think "fo shitties" may have run it's course already.

[ToiletCrusher]

How about when people say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"?

Or "I should of" instead of "I should've."

Like "I should of been on my 6th scotch supposably this is my 5th"

[sailor]

Or "I should of" instead of "I should've."

wouldn't those be pronounced the same?

[Gvac]

Ha!

Most overused catch phrase? "Shoot that shit to the sky!"

[MisterSmith]

I think "fo shitties" may have run it's course already.

It's going to make me turn off the show if they don't knock it off. :furious:

[lleeder]

wouldn't those be pronounced the same?

Thats what I was thinking.

[ToiletCrusher]

i LOVE that you recognize this constant error!!

oof. it's one of my favorite fucked up phrases.

[Gvac]

wouldn't those be pronounced the same?

Similarly, but completely different words. "I should HAVE gone to the party" or "I should've gone to the party." "I should OF gone to the party" makes absolutely no sense at all.

[lleeder]

Similarly, but completely different words. "I should HAVE gone to the party" or "I should've gone to the party." "I should OF gone to the party" makes absolutely no sense at all.

What about " I shudda gone to da partee"?

[IMSlacker]

Similarly, but completely different words. "I should HAVE gone to the party" or "I should've gone to the party." "I should OF gone to the party" makes absolutely no sense at all.

But, how can you tell if someone said "should've" or "should of" unless they speak really slowly.

[mikeyboy]

Similarly, but completely different words. "I should HAVE gone to the party" or "I should've gone to the party." "I should OF gone to the party" makes absolutely no sense at all.

People are dumb. It's even worse when you try to explain the correct usage and they are convinced that you are wrong.

[mikeyboy]

But, how can you tell if someone said "should've" or "should of" unless they speak really slowly.

You see it more when it's written. It happens here a lot.

[Gvac]

But, how can you tell if someone said "should've" or "should of" unless they speak really slowly.

People write it that way all the time, especially on this board.

Every time someone posts "could of" "should of" "would of" it makes me think no one here graduated jr. high.

It's completely nonsensical.

[ToiletCrusher]

But, how can you tell if someone said "should've" or "should of" unless they speak really slowly.

The fact that the contraction is spoken faster simply makes it very different sounding than two separate words.

[Sue_Bender]

It's not a phrase, but irks me terribly...


when people say, "Probly" instead of "Probably".


Does this horseshit come at you?

[IMSlacker]

no one here graduated jr. high.

Shouldn't it be "graduated from jr. high"

[IWOWedGregBrady]

I second "supposably" instead of "supposedly"

Also, "addicting" vs "addictive"

[ToiletCrusher]

It's not a phrase, but irks me terribly...


when people say, "Probly" instead of "Probably".


Does this horseshit come at you?

you "prolly" got the nicest avatar pic. Is that the 3rd in the pst week?

[mikeyboy]

Pulling back the curtain...

I'm not really on hold.

[TooLowBrow]

"laundry list"

who makes a list before they do laundry?


-soap

-clothes

-???

[Lady Resin]

How about when people say "supposably" instead of "supposedly"?

Or "I should of" instead of "I should've."

lil' picky? :tongue:

I could give a shit how people talk. I just walk by, and in my mind I say "Fuck Off."

Enough with the Big A promos.

Wjy do I hum during Gren Pass?

[sailor]

You see it more when it's written. It happens here a lot.

he should of been more clear aboot it.

i hate when people type "say" when they mean "type"

[mikeyboy]

he should of been more clear aboot it.

http://meow.catsplz.com/cats/pictures/234/I-see-what-you-did-there.jpg

[lleeder]

I got hung up on.

[Servo]

Evening, kids.

[sailor]

I got hung up on.

call back and say "but, i'm the daily lleeder!"

[PanterA]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=799

[lleeder]

call back and say "but, i'm the daily lleeder!"

I had a fo' shitties usage question.

[Freakshow]

call back and say "but, i'm the daily lleeder!"

call back and say 'i'm the daily leeder, caller to the Ron and Fez show, XM 202 the Virus.'

[Lady Resin]

Yes.. What the Dapps.

[lleeder]

Great Steve Bartelstein tidbit from Wikipedia: Bartelstein was sidelined for two weeks after showing up late for work and for missing a newsbreak, reportedly so that he could meet Samuel L. Jackson, who was appearing on Live with Regis and Kelly.

[sailor]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=799

dave looks like poseidon.

[Freakshow]

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/picture.php?albumid=64&pictureid=799

is dave getting 'temple of doom'd?'

[Sue_Bender]

you "prolly" got the nicest avatar pic. Is that the 3rd in the pst week?

It certainly is, you unmercifully handsome fuck.

[ToiletCrusher]

Oh Gvac - where did you go? I'm moving on to number 6. Then by the time the show is over, there is 4 hours till last call. It's gonna be a doozie of a night tonight!!

[Gvac]

I'm still here toiletcrusher!

[lleeder]

He had testicular cancer so I guess everything else is trivial to him now.

[sailor]

Oh Gvac - where did you go? I'm moving on to number 6. Then by the time the show is over, there is 4 hours till last call. It's gonna be a doozie of a night tonight!!

he's off bogartin' his neti pot.

[PanterA]

dave looks like poseidon.I didnt know the brother of Zeus was so flabby

[Friday]

Oh Gvac - where did you go? I'm moving on to number 6. Then by the time the show is over, there is 4 hours till last call. It's gonna be a doozie of a night tonight!!

i am so jealous.... i have a full day from 9-7 at church tomorrow.... so i have to be functional.

rehearsal today at 10am with a headache was NOT FUN. lol

have a scotch on the rocks for me peeeaz!

[MisterSmith]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

[Schlitz001]

It's all about the formatics.

[Gvac]

I didnt know the brother of Zeus was so flabby

I don't know about flabby, but he's definitely got shrinkage. (http://web.mit.edu/~jsylee/www/photo/poseidon/nam_poseidon.jpg)

[sailor]

I don't know about flabby, but he's definitely got shrinkage. (http://web.mit.edu/~jsylee/www/photo/poseidon/nam_poseidon.jpg)

ocean's cold, man.

[Freakshow]

Rock, Paper, Scissors, Lizard, Spock.

Hey. I get that reference. Very amusing.

[ToiletCrusher]

I only have to fucntion enough to watxch the bills lose.

[MisterSmith]

Hey. I get that reference. Very amusing.

:thumbup:

[Freakshow]

it's rush hour because people used to live close enough that the longest commute was only an hour.

down here in dc it lasts from 3 to at least 7:30, so it's rush 4 1/2 hours.

[PanterA]

its still lewd behavior which is illegal.

[Caseyelan]

Is lleeder and mikey the only people calling?

COME ON FOLKS.

[ToiletCrusher]

Is lleeder and mikey the only people calling?

COME ON FOLKS.

I tried not once, not twice but thrice. Each time, on hold for 15 minutes then hung up on.

[sailor]

Is lleeder and mikey the only people calling?

COME ON FOLKS.

you should be more worried aboot the spiderman.

(i'm waiting for a good idea to call in)

[lleeder]

you should be more worried aboot the spiderman.

(i'm waiting for a good idea to call in)

The show's over soon. No time for ideas.

[Caseyelan]

you should be more worried aboot the spiderman.

(i'm waiting for a good idea to call in)

Don't forget to drop a count chocula.... waaaaaitt.
no.

[sailor]

The show's over soon. No time for ideas.

i meant a good call idea, not a new topic.

[PanterA]

Is lleeder and mikey the only people calling?

COME ON FOLKS.My Sam and Dave drawing got no love, so they get no call from me!

:(

[mikeyboy]

My Sam and Dave drawing got no love, so they get no call from me!

:(

Put it on some sweatpants.

[jlehane]

what do you wanna say/talk about?( 3mins into show) I said I want to see what they are going to talk about,just keep me on for last. Hung up on.I tried 4 times to call back all busy.:wacko::furious:

[sailor]

ichiban and niban callers win a prize?

[PanterA]

Put it on some sweatpants.I just put it on the back of my tighty whiteys, does that get me anything?

[Freakshow]

I just put it on the back of my tighty whiteys, does that get me anything?

a mod quote?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Is lleeder and mikey the only people calling?

COME ON FOLKS.

I'm still on hold from yesterday. So sins of the boss follow to sins of the producer.

[Phild]

Man the show is really a hit! I can't wait for Sam and Dave to get their own time slot and for Dave to get off the Ron and Fez show. :clap:

Hey Sam let's do more on the phone screener, you go boys... :thumbup:

Remember what Ronnie said "You can either make the joke or you can be the joke”

If you ask me it sounds like you guys are more on the “be the joke”side. :dry:

[sailor]

reality show aboot a film crew?

[PanterA]

Yeah the show is really good!

Fo'Shitties! :drunk:

[ToiletCrusher]

Fo'Shitties SaD'ers!!!!


Great show!! I'm off to drink at the bar(s)!!!

[DiabloSammich]

Well done, boys!

[lleeder]

Ted Danson got screwed.

[mikeyboy]

I was robbed.

[KingGeno]

Wish there was an emailer of the day. Maybe one day. I wants a Special Delivery hoodie....

Great show! Can't wait for the next. fo shitties.

[Friday]

fo shitties!

[Reephdweller]

Great fucking show!!

[Dell]

Good show :clap:

[sailor]

great job! phones seemed to be slammed all night.

[Gvac]

Bravo, boys!

[lleeder]

Fo'shitties is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, fo'shitties. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Fo'shitties! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, fo'shitties. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Fo'shitties!" Sometimes it just means fo'shitties.

[Phild]

Thank god it's over - WOW the show was Soo'Shitties:blink:

[S0S]

Good show.

[sailor]

Fo'shitties is like if you agree with someone, you know, like Raquel Welch is one great piece of ass, fo'shitties. But then, if you disagree, like A Lincoln is better than a Cadillac? Fo'shitties! you know? But then, it's also like if something's the greatest thing in the world, like mingia those peppers, fo'shitties. But it's also like saying Go to hell! too. Like, you know, like "Hey Paulie, you got a one inch pecker?" and Paulie says "Fo'shitties!" Sometimes it just means fo'shitties.

don't they sell shirts with all that to tourists?

[RADIO-SHARK]

:smoke:

[ToiletCrusher]

anyone know the song behind jim norton's promo??

[Reephdweller]

Great call in Shark!

[smiler grogan]

Dave and his sidekick did a great job.

[Sarge]

Good Show boys.

[mikeyboy]

Thank god it's over - WOW the show was Soo'Shitties:blink:

Haha. You sat through it.



I enjoyed it even if I didn't get my fucking sweatpants.

[RADIO-SHARK]

Great call in Shark!



thanks Reef!! but it was someone named Carl...

[MisterSmith]

Great job guys! I'm looking forward to the next one. :thumbup:

[Phild]

All Ball Busting aside– Sam and Dave are better than any of the other shows I have heard on the Saturday night Virus and Sam was on one of those shows, so I have to give it to Dave. Although he makes no sense and mispronounces every other word he is still more interesting than the rest the jack-offs they have been giving air time to on Saturday nights that include the Black Philip Show.

Pat yourselves on the backs boys:smoke:

[Phild]

Haha. You sat through it.



I enjoyed it even if I didn't get my fucking sweatpants.


Haha. I sat through the last 30 minutes, it only felt like three hours

[Freakshow]

dave's reality show would end up like the simpsons episode where homer wears the enormous hat to conceal the camera and spy on the Kwiky Mart. "it's just between me and you, giant hat."

[ToiletCrusher]

dave's reality show would end up like the simpsons episode where homer wears the enormous hat to conceal the camera and spy on the Kwiky Mart. "it's just between me and you, giant hat."

that had just one day until retirement

[Friday]

i really enjoyed the show
and i have to say that sam is such a good combo with dave... way better than than and sam.

best of luck, silly people... i had a great time wrapping and listening tonight!

[Sue_Bender]

The first hour was all bronze-like.


The rest...ALL gold.





Fo Shitties!! :huh:

[helterskeletor]

Definitely a great show. Every show is better than the last. I think they finally found a permanent Saturday show.

[Manster72]

damn i had to work last night sumone please tell me were i can dowload the show or were can i here a replay of the show?:wacko:

[Coach]

Sorry, for me the show fell far short of entertaining. I got tired of Dave's too loud talking and cackle after the first hour and turned it off.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Good work men. I hope maybe next time you two could chat about UFO's or Time Travel. That's always interesting to listen to.

I understand it's a bit and all, but you gotta stop doing the Prime Time from O&A and E.S.D. from R&F. Not really funny, just annoying. And I bet that was Sam's idea. UGH!

Stop leaching on to the other two shows. Even you hit on it Dave for a minute with the callers and there call in bits. This is a differant show than those. You need to set yourself aside and stop mentioning the O&A show and the R&F show. We know you appreciate there letting you do this and all. They know it to. But it can go from appreciation to ass kissing way to quick. And that shows weakness. Be strong, be your own. Maybe even put them down a little bit. That'll show them who the new kids are.

[Reephdweller]

Good work men. I hope maybe next time you two could chat about UFO's or Time Travel. That's always interesting to listen to.

I understand it's a bit and all, but you gotta stop doing the Prime Time from O&A and E.S.D. from R&F. Not really funny, just annoying. And I bet that was Sam's idea. UGH!

Stop leaching on to the other two shows. Even you hit on it Dave for a minute with the callers and there call in bits. This is a differant show than those. You need to set yourself aside and stop mentioning the O&A show and the R&F show. We know you appreciate there letting you do this and all. They know it to. But it can go from appreciation to ass kissing way to quick. And that shows weakness. Be strong, be your own. Maybe even put them down a little bit. That'll show them who the new kids are.


They were specifically criticized for not mentioning the other shows by the executives, that people listening could not make the connection of who they are or why they have a show so they were told to mention the shows they work on so they ran with it.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Well, they sure did mention it. Almost to the point of nauseousness. A lot of wasted air time over doing that shit.

[Reephdweller]

Well, they sure did mention it. Almost to the point of nauseousness. A lot of wasted air time over doing that shit.


I thought it was funny, it reminded of me of when O&A get suggestions for the show from the brass and they just run it into the ground.

[Don Stugots]

I thought it was funny, it reminded of me of when O&A get suggestions for the show from the brass and they just run it into the ground.

zactly.

[Manster72]

nothing? no way of hearing the show? i missed it for work...i shouldnt be punished at least not for that

[tanless1]

wish theyd bring back SMOD cast- that was my favorite part of the weekend line-up.
im very eager to call dimwitt on dave ; but sam kept pluggn away to draw dimwitt back to participate in the show . by the end sam had him plugged back in. shows promise.

[sailor]

Well, they sure did mention it. Almost to the point of nauseousness. A lot of wasted air time over doing that shit.

they were told to mention the other shows every 5 minutes. they did a great job.

[Cyber Trucker]

It's better than no calls.

[mikeyboy]

It's better than no calls.

Not always.

[Dr Steve]

he is still more interesting than the rest the jack-offs they have been giving air time to on Saturday nights that include the Black Philip Show.


hey!