For $100,000 would you nameyour daughter Ashleymadison.com

[lleeder]

It would be a nice amount of money on the positive. On the negative she would associated with a cheating whore site. Not that they're offering but I was thinking about.

[GreatAmericanZero]

yeah i'd name her Ashley Madison. why not? by the time shes a teenager no one is going to remember that shitty website

[Reephdweller]

Yes I would, and in a few years the site would probably go under so I'd legally change her name to take the .com off, still $100 grand richer.

[lleeder]

Yes I would, and in a few years the site would probably go under so I'd legally change her name to take the .com off, still $100 grand richer.

Thats against the rules of the contract and you'd have to pay back double. Read The fine print.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Yes I would, and in a few years the site would probably go under so I'd legally change her name to take the .com off, still $100 grand richer.

u dont even have to. Call her "Ashley", shes not going to look at her birth certificate anytime soon. When she finally does you just explain it..its no big deal

[RoseBlood]

Yes I would, and in a few years the site would probably go under so I'd legally change her name to take the .com off, still $100 grand richer.
Yeah, and if you invest that money well, with interest, the possibilities are endless.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I d sell my soul for Ashley Madison, it beats Ashley Weingard

gettiing a million bucks would make it even better, that she wouldn't ever get abused, Id spend that money buying the coolest and newest things for her, her school mates would have no choice of fake liking her because they are jealous

[lleeder]

u dont even have to. Call her "Ashley", shes not going to look at her birth certificate anytime soon. When she finally does you just explain it..its no big deal

Again in the fine print it reads: You must call her Asheymadison.com at all times. We have an invisible camera taped to your head to make sure that you do.

[ecobag2]

It would be a nice amount of money on the positive. On the negative she would associated with a cheating whore site. Not that they're offering but I was thinking about.

can madison.com be her middle name? fuck yes.

Sweet moulah.

I have to say - I'm not a big fan of trendy names but I Ashley's a great little girl name.

So you're named after a cesspool of deciet.

Big deal.

[lleeder]

can madison.com be her middle name? fuck yes.

Sweet moulah.

According to the fine print. No.

[Reephdweller]

Thats against the rules of the contract and you'd have to pay back double. Read The fine print.


Fine print shmine print, I dare them to go after me.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Again in the fine print it reads: You must call her Asheymadison.com at all times. We have an invisible camera taped to your head to make sure that you do.


wow , invisible forehead cameras, i should have read the fine print

[Reephdweller]

Again in the fine print it reads: You must call her Asheymadison.com at all times. We have an invisible camera taped to your head to make sure that you do.


I'm sure that would be a serious violation of privacy laws, so I will challenge that in court and have the cameras removed! Heck, I might even sue them for that and make more $$$ woo hoooooooooooo!!

[Death Metal Moe]

The site will have been sued into oblivion by the time she's 5 by some family who's sueing for the husband who killed another guy and his wife for using Ashleymadison.com to hook up and blames the website for it all.

No thanks.

[celery]

No, but I would name her craigslist.org or eHarmony.

[GreatAmericanZero]

Again in the fine print it reads: You must call her Asheymadison.com at all times. We have an invisible camera taped to your head to make sure that you do.

well now the question is "would u have an invisible camera taped to your head for the rest of ur life to make sure u do something we tell u to for $100k". Thats a totally different scenario

but if this premise was in the "real world" where Ashley Madison says "Name your daughter "Ashley Madison dot Com" and you'll get 100k, it would be a birth certificate only thing. Like, my real name is Michael, people call me Mike (or Gaz), its no big deal

[DrDrew319]

No, but I would name her craigslist.org or eHarmony.

I will name my daughter j-date.com

[ecobag2]

Again in the fine print it reads: You must call her Asheymadison.com at all times. We have an invisible camera taped to your head to make sure that you do.

my head is frequently moist.

[brettmojo]

No. But I'll name my son FoundryMusic.com. Then I can enjoy all the parent/teacher conferences where the teachers keep telling me he's impossible to deal with.

[Foster]

I heard Mikey Boy has been haggling with Dave about naming his unborn child ronfez.net

[SatCam]

No. But I'll name my son FoundryMusic.com. Then I can enjoy all the parent/teacher conferences where the teachers keep telling me he's impossible to deal with.

:laugh:

[lleeder]

wow , invisible forehead cameras, i should have read the fine print

I'm sure that would be a serious violation of privacy laws, so I will challenge that in court and have the cameras removed! !

well now the question is "would u have an invisible camera taped to your head for the rest of ur life to make sure u do something we tell ul

Not too many Special Delivery fans here I guess.

[drusilla]

I have to say - I'm not a big fan of trendy names but I Ashley's a great little girl name.



ashley's also a great guys name

http://adamriggins.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/bruce-army-of-darkness.jpg

[cougarjake13]

would she need the .com or is just ashley madison ok ??

[Fezticle98]

Yes I would, and in a few years the site would probably go under so I'd legally change her name to take the .com off, still $100 grand richer.

You'd think that. But I named my son "Pro Player" and they later went under, but the contract was still enforcable until its conclusion.

[~Katja~]

only if she was conceived during a secret encounter from that site... but then I will get even more out of them cause their fine print says it's SAFE and SECURE.

[Fezticle98]

Yes. Definitely.

Then I would sue Shop Rite for refusing to put "Happy Birthday, Whoresite!" on her cake.

[patsopinion]

i wonder if when she becomes of legal age and decides to change it if you or her could be sued

she didnt make the dicision to have that name in the first place so she couldnt be held legally responsible and you didnt change her name after recieving the money


i think i would makes a good lawyer

[patsopinion]

shit id do it for 30k

[lleeder]

i wonder if when she becomes of legal age and decides to change it if you or her could be sued

she didnt make the dicision to have that name in the first place so she couldnt be held legally responsible and you didnt change her name after recieving the money


i think i would makes a good lawyer

Do you have a beard, long hair, and a jew business partner?

[patsopinion]

Do you have a beard, long hair, and a jew business partner?


hrm.....





i wonder if they make mikey boy suits in my size
protecting baby love from lord jezo would be a large responsibility but i think im up for it