View Full Version : Michael Jackson dying?
west milly Tom
12-22-2008, 04:46 AM
Full story here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,470709,00.html
He needs a lung transplant and he's bleeding from his intestines. If you ask this poster, couldn't have happened to a more deserving guy.
disneyspy
12-22-2008, 05:03 AM
so the king of pop, popped yours too?
Don Stugots
12-22-2008, 05:04 AM
Tom, I'm asking you, could have happened to a more derserving guy?
hexy68
12-22-2008, 05:04 AM
good!...so long kid toucher :furious:
west milly Tom
12-22-2008, 05:07 AM
Tom, I'm asking you, could have happened to a more derserving guy?
Couldn't have
IMSlacker
12-22-2008, 05:10 AM
Well, I guess those oxygen chambers don't work after all.
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biggestmexi
12-22-2008, 05:11 AM
http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/skins/rf_blue/editor/createlink.gif>west milly Tom
Freakshow
12-22-2008, 05:15 AM
you misread that. he's dying--as in using dye to become even more white...
PanterA
12-22-2008, 05:20 AM
I guess God needs a kid toucher.
biggestmexi
12-22-2008, 05:25 AM
I guess God needs a kid toucher.
i heard he does fine with out that one.
earthbrown
12-22-2008, 05:26 AM
I guess God needs a kid toucher.
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
Nice
Fezticle98
12-22-2008, 05:44 AM
I'm guessing it's his large intestine?
If Larry Hagman can scare up a liver, I'm sure Jacko can find a lung or two.
One of the parents whose kids hang around him would be happy to volunteer their child, I'm sure.
cougarjake13
12-22-2008, 02:31 PM
fuck em let em die
Yosammity
12-22-2008, 02:41 PM
Maybe he should drink a little Jesus Juice.. Clear them lung problems right up.
Hottub
12-22-2008, 02:51 PM
Somebody very close to me is on the list for a lung transplant. It could take years. They may not make the wait.
If this shitdick, pedo waltzes in and gets one tomorrow, I'm gonna be really pissed!!!
Procedures like this should be reserved for real humans.
scottinnj
12-22-2008, 02:55 PM
Gastrointestinal Bleeding.
Guess the horse was hung like a.......
PerryWinkle
12-22-2008, 03:06 PM
I guess God needs a kid toucher.
I'm glad god passed me up this time :innocent:
lleeder
12-22-2008, 03:08 PM
Michael Jackson dying... to suck baby cock.
DiabloSammich
12-22-2008, 03:08 PM
That's what he gets for what he did to me when I stayed at his ranch as a child.
Only motherfucker there who didn't get diddled. Talk about a blow to my self-confidence.
lleeder
12-22-2008, 03:09 PM
Michael Jackson dying...to finger a fetus.
underdog
12-22-2008, 03:11 PM
Michael Jackson dying... to meet baby sachmo.
scottinnj
12-22-2008, 03:16 PM
Dying and getting sued for a billion dollars (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/28355685/) at the same time.
HA! HA!
GOD HATES YOU!
zildjian361
12-22-2008, 03:24 PM
:clap:
cougarjake13
12-22-2008, 04:34 PM
Maybe he should drink a little Jesus Juice.. Clear them lung problems right up.
see thats his problem
he was drinking the baby jesus juice
fezident
12-22-2008, 08:57 PM
We haven't seen or heard from Blanket in a while.
Drdrey8579
12-22-2008, 09:24 PM
:clap:LET HIM DIE!!!!! Just light him on fire and get it over with!!!!!!:clap:
celery
12-22-2008, 09:29 PM
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LuisMoreno
12-22-2008, 10:41 PM
wow...no one feel bad about this? :(
west milly Tom
12-23-2008, 04:31 AM
Actually he's NOT! Fucking sick. He is looking for sympathy. What an asshat.
Full story here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,470985,00.html
Drdrey8579
12-23-2008, 06:54 AM
Yesterday I spoke to one of Jackson's regular insiders who reported that the kooky former King of Pop is just fine, playing with his kids, and living large in a house he can't afford in Beverly Hills.
I bet he was playing with his kids! What a sick fuck!!!!:flush:
fezident
12-23-2008, 09:01 AM
wow...no one feel bad about this? :(
I can't tell if you feel bad or if you're making a verrrry subtle MJ joke.
Shumm-own. EEE hee.
CYYYFYYY
12-23-2008, 09:43 AM
Get your New Years Death pools ready... First pick. Michael Jackson
Coach
12-23-2008, 11:37 AM
I bet he was playing with his kids! What a sick fuck!!!!:flush:Wait, I thought he moved to Dubai.
KnoxHarrington
12-23-2008, 11:42 AM
Wait, I thought he moved to Dubai.
They kicked his ass out, and the sheik or sultan or Ayatollah or whatever the fuck who was going to pay for him to make a new album is suing him.
hammersavage
06-25-2009, 03:05 PM
wmt is a soothsayer
realmenhatelife
06-25-2009, 03:46 PM
I'm glad I'm not the only person who remembers that this guy liked raping kids so much he didn't even quit the first time he got caught. My facebook feed is like a jazz funeral.
cougarjake13
06-25-2009, 03:54 PM
he gone
good riddance kid toucher
WampusCrandle
06-25-2009, 04:20 PM
he gone
good riddance kid toucher
ALLEGED kid toucher.
TripleSkeet
06-25-2009, 04:37 PM
Actually he's NOT! Fucking sick. He is looking for sympathy. What an asshat.
Full story here: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,470985,00.html
Wow. How dumb do you feel?
Death Metal Moe
06-25-2009, 04:46 PM
Wow. How dumb do you feel?
Says the man with a NWO "South Park Character" sig pic.
ToiletCrusher
06-25-2009, 05:14 PM
We knew he was Bad. I guess it was just his time to Beat It.
Looks like death doesn't discriminate between Black or White. (he was both)
TooLowBrow
06-25-2009, 05:21 PM
We knew he was Bad. I guess it was just his time to Beat It.
Looks like death doesn't discriminate between Black or White. (he was both)
sounds like SOMEBODY has been reading the other thread
ToiletCrusher
06-25-2009, 05:23 PM
sounds like SOMEBODY has been reading the other thread
There is another thread???
I got home from work only a few minutes ago and this was the first one I saw.
Shit, I suck.
marky2bucks
06-25-2009, 05:30 PM
I know it's early, but Zombie Michael Jackson will be a kickass halloween costume.
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