Anyone want the last...?

[ANC]

This phrase pisses me off! We got holiday baskets at the office and a few gluttons that ate 85% of the snacks in them always have to go for the best stuff in it and annouce "Anyone want the last...?" Fuck you fatty! You know you're gonna cry tears of butter if I say yes. I hope you choke on it! :furious:

[boosterp]

This phrase pisses me off! We got holiday baskets at the office and a few gluttons that ate 85% of the snacks in them always have to go for the best stuff in it and annouce "Anyone want the last...?" Fuck you fatty! You know you're gonna cry tears of butter if I say yes. I hope you choke on it! :furious:

YES! Fuck them.

[hammersavage]

No matter what it is I always say yes and throw it out. I'll piss on it if I think it'll hurt them more.

[PapaBear]

I remember when I was on the Titanic and some bitch asked if wanted the last spot in her life boat. I punched her in the face and played my violin.

[Doogie]

This phrase pisses me off! We got holiday baskets at the office and a few gluttons that ate 85% of the snacks in them always have to go for the best stuff in it and annouce "Anyone want the last...?" Fuck you fatty! You know you're gonna cry tears of butter if I say yes. I hope you choke on it! :furious:

Be careful to stay away from these monsters. If you get too close you might get pulled into their gravitational pull. I say fatso's should have to work for their food at work. One thing that would raise morale and help these fatties earn their digs would be to put the food on a track around the building, and they have to chase it like dogs at a track chasing a rabbit. Ohhhh imagine the beauty of seeing monsters running for food?? Who wouldnt enjoy watching that at work?!?!?!

[Yosammity]

I think that the last anything should always be left to rot on the table.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

true fat slobs don't do a half assed job

"do you want the last" is only muttered by quitters


I do ask if any chicks want the basket, it could be used for re gifting or a picnic,

[drjoek]

In my family growing up you grabbed what you could and ate everything so that question never came up
It was survival of the fittest all the way

[grlNIN]

Wow, you guys are mean.

Where's your Christmas spirit?

:nono:

[lleeder]

I would always offer some right away. Then before you know it you've got two empty places, no more onion rings or fries, or even chicken. Then you gotta hurry up and leave.

[ToiletCrusher]

Wow, you guys are mean.

Where's your Christmas spirit?

:nono:

I gave the "last of" my christmas spirit to a fatty who answered yes when I asked if anyone wanted it.

[Doogie]

I gave the "last of" my christmas spirit to a fatty who answered yes when I asked if anyone wanted it.

See this is why you must take, take take. The world is weak with weak people at the helm, it is easy to take from them, hence forth do so and push the weak aside. Drink their blood if you wish. You will be doing them a favor by putting them out of their miserable existence. Make them feel the "embrace of pain."

Or you could just let them gorge themselves and laugh and giggle as you see pens and mugs orbiting them in the next year.