Am I Becoming A Post Whore?

[RoseBlood]

I just noticed I've accumulated 500 posts in about a months time. Prior, it had taken me over a year to reach that many.
I thought I peaked two years ago but I'm giving my former self a run for her money.

How many posts per day does it take to qualify becoming an official "post-whore"?
Does it mean anything? When do I get my raise here? I'm well on my way to toppling Hippo, Mojo and Moe.

I'm bored, someone please entertain me.

[JerseyRich]

no.

[RoseBlood]

no.

Great.. another thing to add to my "failure" list :annoyed:

[MacVittie]

If you're posting to find out if you're posting too much, then you're posting too much.

[~Katja~]

doesn't make you a bad person... it's cold out, keep your fingers warm by posting

[jauble]

no.

One word posts is how you become a post whore.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

yes, but it turns me on

[RoseBlood]

I need entertainment and stimulation. I'm feeling lonely and naggy and needy today. I'm listening to The View next door, I'm sure that has something to do with my current annoying frame of mind. I think I've researched every product on ConsumerReports.com and it isn't even noon. :help:

[jauble]

yes, but it turns me on

I guess it takes one to know one?

[instrument]

You're a nice poster from a nice board...........

[A.J.]

I need entertainment and stimulation.

Creepy response in 3...2....

[RoseBlood]

One word posts is how you become a post whore.

agree.. perhaps i've been taking advantage of the multi-quote function too much.

[drjoek]

KHB is the biggest post whore. He can mentor you.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

agree.. perhaps i've been taking advantage of the multi-quote function too much.



Post Whoring 101 :


also talking about your day helps boost your post count


Im getting a haircut and getting ready to turn on my religion and eat X mas eve dinner with the in laws and her family

[King Hippos Bandaid]

oh if you forget something, dont edit your post, just start a new one


I shouldnt have used the word also in my last post

[JerseyRich]

http://bored.com/

[RoseBlood]

Tell me KHB, why do I hate myself in the morning when I post all night?

[razorboy]

One word posts is how you become a post whore.

Huh?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Tell me KHB, why do I hate myself in the morning when I post all night?


nope, I sit on a donut after a long night of ass whoring lube up and get ready for the next day

[GvacMobile]

Excessive posting is a sure fire indicator of mental instability.

Be careful.

[jauble]

Also if you all you do is look for jobs online you have a lot of distraction time to post. Ive been a whore lately as well.

[RoseBlood]

These are excellent tips KHB.. I'm taking notes..
Also, my next goal is to be top poster in my own threads.
You know, like starting a thread and seeing it reach 1000 posts only to realize 889 of them were my own. :down:
It's a good way to feel popular.

[PerryWinkle]

i wish this thread was about just whoring

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I post when bored


Don't let the Comedy Snobs who think they are more intelligent then they are bring you down

[epo]

I have 9.9 posts per day, so I say anything at 10 posts per day or more is post whoring. That means King Hippos.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have 9.9 posts per day, so I say anything at 10 posts per day or more is post whoring. That means King Hippos.

over the summer I cut down, was under 17 a day, I m back to almost 20 a day again

[jonyrotn]

Wash your hands with Masingill (sommer breeze).. That will help with the smell and stave off infection..As far as the guilt goes, bury it..Just push it as far down as you can and pray it doesn't reemerge at an embarrassing time..

[ToiletCrusher]

My legs are tingly and I think I just had an epileptic seizure.











Now that's a whorish post.

[RoseBlood]

I'm back, I had to actually do a little work. No one's here and I'm not taking lunch cause I've been snacking all morning.
doesn't make you a bad person... it's cold out, keep your fingers warm by posting
Very good advice Katja, you are pretty and resourceful! :wub:

Creepy response in 3...2....
Ew, get your mind out of the gutter please. I didn't mean manual stimulation. It was a poor choice of words, but my limited vocabulary is having difficulty finding a replacement word. What I need right now is a good old fashioned brain fucking. School's out and it's turned to mush.
http://bored.com/
That site bores me, really.
nope, I sit on a donut after a long night of ass whoring lube up and get ready for the next day
I don't recover as quickly as you.

Excessive posting is a sure fire indicator of mental instability.

Be careful.
Good, I'll add it to the list of indicators proving my mental instability.

[RoseBlood]

Well, my phone just died.. looks like I'll be posting all day!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I have to run errands ill be back shortly

[RoseBlood]

I have to run errands ill be back shortly

Why do you set yourself up for the easy jokes? :sad:
You're better than that.

[Don Stugots]

yes you are and i like it

[Furtherman]

We need more female post whores.

[epo]

Why do you set yourself up for the easy jokes? :sad:
You're better than that.

No he's not.

[GvacMobile]

Rose, I don't want to see you follow the path as many dot netters before you and plunge head first into the heart of darkness.

Walk away while you still can.

I suggest posting only on Sundays for two months, followed by a 5 month self-imposed exile.

That's what I would do.

[RoseBlood]

Rose, I don't want to see you follow the path as many dot netters before you and plunge head first into the heart of darkness.

Walk away while you still can.

I suggest posting only on Sundays for two months, followed by a 5 month self-imposed exile.

That's what I would do.
But momma told me not to walk towards the light.. what to do.. what to do :sad:

[razorboy]

RoseBloodMobile?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

ok one post from my phone as i await my chia head to be shaved at the barber

[RoseBlood]

I have to run errands ill be back shortly
You're back? Or did you not leave yet?

yes you are and i like it
thank you :happy:

[RoseBlood]

ok one post from my phone as i await my chia head to be shaved at the barber

btw.. don't feed into stereotypes, please tip him kindly :wink:

[epo]

Rose, I don't want to see you follow the path as many dot netters before you and plunge head first into the heart of darkness.

Walk away while you still can.

I suggest posting only on Sundays for two months, followed by a 5 month self-imposed exile.

That's what I would do.

Says the man with over 1000 posts from his mobile account.

[boosterp]

I need entertainment and stimulation. I'm feeling lonely and naggy and needy today. I'm listening to The View next door, I'm sure that has something to do with my current annoying frame of mind. I think I've researched every product on ConsumerReports.com and it isn't even noon. :help:

This is a surefire way to cure all your ailments. Take it from the man whose likely the most mentally unstable of you all. Also, stop by the shelter more, we post whores know haw to have a good time.

You're a nice poster from a nice board...........

I agree :wub:

[Ritalin]

One word posts is how you become a post whore.

what?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

btw.. don't feed into stereotypes, please tip him kindly :wink:


just tipped my barber a $20 bill plus the $7 I give him for a tip

i used to go to school and know his wife i gotta hook him up

[RoseBlood]

glad you made it back safely :happy:
*edit* you're posting from your phone.

[jauble]

i used to go to school

yeah so did I

[RoseBlood]

I've turned into a zombie at my desk.
The lights are sensored so that if there's no movement for X number of minutes they automatically turn off.
It's funny, every 10 or 15 minutes I have to wave my hands in the air and do a mini lap around the office to sense them back on.
It's so quiet, my boss is off and the second in charge hasn't told us to go home yet.

[Sir Galahad]

yeah so did I

book learner.

[zildjian361]

post ho's gotta eat too

[jauble]

The board character thread boosted my post per day average by .18 already.

[boosterp]

I am still a measly 1.6, but that is because I only really got to posting over the last 2-3 months.

[RoseBlood]

The board character thread boosted my post per day average by .18 already.

I am still a measly 1.6, but that is because I only really got to posting over the last 2-3 months.

Up until about a month ago, I was under 1 post per day.. I've got alot of catching up to do!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

days like today will boost post counts

[jauble]

now Im up .2 its been a good day.

[epo]

I'm up to 9.92 now. I better slow down so I don't break that post-whoring 10 marker.

[spot]

what is a post whore?

[epo]

what is a post whore?

Look at this profile for more information on that. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/member.php?u=29459)

[boosterp]

what is a post whore?

Refer to page one of this thread.

[patsopinion]

ill trade you 1000 points for a handey

[GreatAmericanZero]

just have fun!

im from the school of "its better to post too much than not at all"

this is a discussion forum, discussing things is good!

[RoseBlood]

I was being facetious with this thread but Thank You GAZ! :smile:

[GreatAmericanZero]

I was being facetious with this thread but Thank You GAZ! :smile:

then i was being facetious with my answer

:innocent:

[SatCam]

Am I Becoming A Post Whore?

post?

[RoseBlood]

post?

Did you just call me a whore? :blink:

[lleeder]

I think the amounts of posts you have per day is reflective on how much sex you're getting. Using my formula Mojopin hasn't been fucked since 1983.

[RoseBlood]

:lol: lleeder

i think i've been averaging about 35 posts per day this past week. I believe i may have hit an all time high today with roughly 50 or 60 posts.. maybe more.. and the nights not over.. i don't know what that means but thought i'd share in the spirit of giving.

[disneyspy]

:lol: lleeder

i think i've been averaging about 35 posts per day this past week. I believe i may have hit an all time high today with roughly 50 or 60 posts.. maybe more.. and the nights not over.. i don't know what that means but thought i'd share in the spirit of giving.

its funny the way you hit on lleeder

[lleeder]

:lol: lleeder

i think i've been averaging about 35 posts per day this past week. I believe i may have hit an all time high today with roughly 50 or 60 posts.. maybe more.. and the nights not over.. i don't know what that means but thought i'd share in the spirit of giving.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/PTTC14680/vibrator.jpg

[boosterp]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l238/PTTC14680/vibrator.jpg

:lol::lol::lol:

[Dougie Brootal]

These are excellent tips KHB.. I'm taking notes..
Also, my next goal is to be top poster in my own threads.
You know, like starting a thread and seeing it reach 1000 posts only to realize 889 of them were my own. :down:
It's a good way to feel popular.

hey it works for me!

[Death Metal Moe]

I just noticed I've accumulated 500 posts in about a months time. Prior, it had taken me over a year to reach that many.
I thought I peaked two years ago but I'm giving my former self a run for her money.

How many posts per day does it take to qualify becoming an official "post-whore"?
Does it mean anything? When do I get my raise here? I'm well on my way to toppling Hippo, Mojo and Moe.

I'm bored, someone please entertain me.

I could use a good "toppling" for Christmas.

Post away Ms. Blood.

[weekapaugjz]

roseblood, you could never post enough. :wub:

[Farmer Dave]

My lap is on fire. It's either all this whore talk from RoseBlood or the battery in this damn laptop is about to go up in flames.

[~Katja~]

My lap is on fire. It's either all this whore talk from RoseBlood or the battery in this damn laptop is about to go up in flames.

if it's a dell that is a very good possibility

[Farmer Dave]

if it's a dell that is a very good possibility

It is, I'll keep a full beer handy just in case it does.

[RoseBlood]

roseblood, you could never post enough. :wub:

after having 8 months off, i go back to school in less than a month.. i hope you're enjoying my stupid post whoring while it lasts.

[RoseBlood]

I've added a poll (happy?) :bye:

[disneyspy]

I've added a poll (happy?) :bye:

i choose not to vote cuz youve been here a few months longer than me but have less posts

[lleeder]

Wow a poll!? Who saw this coming? Surely not me.

[Snoogans]

how did you vote for every choice?

[lleeder]

Is it ok to masterbate to one of the choices?

[disneyspy]

Is it ok to masterbate to one of the choices?

pee in hippos stinky face?

[RoseBlood]

Is it ok to masterbate to one of the choices?

Hippo would be honored.

[~Katja~]

how did you vote for every choice?

you can opt to allow multiple choices when adding a poll

[PerryWinkle]

you can opt to allow multiple choices when adding a poll

so does that mean i can call her a post whore and still pee in her butt?

[RoseBlood]

For everyone that voted/votes "yes".. it's suppose to say "yes, please stop"
.net won't let me edit polls.

[~Katja~]

so does that mean i can call her a post whore and still pee in her butt?

you can vote to do so... not sure if she will let ya though... since you are pretty old

[lleeder]

For everyone that voted/votes "yes".. it's suppose to say "yes, please stop"
.net won't let me edit polls.

If they did I'd edit the shit out of mine.

[disneyspy]

ok,anytime a chick gives me the opputunity to pee in her butt,i take it

[RoseBlood]

Post # 2,500: half-way to becoming a Big Ass.

[disneyspy]

Post # 2,500: half-way to becoming a Big Ass.

congrats on your half ass effort:clap:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Post # 2,500: half-way to becoming a Big Ass.


with the amount of posts I have, my ass is as big as Texas

[vjr97]

im trying.but no so far.

some1 please give me acid:flush:

[jonyrotn]

after having 8 months off, i go back to school in less than a month.. i hope you're enjoying my stupid post whoring while it lasts.
Personally, I hang on evey word..
It's true, I love your posts but not nearly as much as I love you Roseblood..http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/love005.gif

[RoseBlood]

*bump*

I'm checking out and calling it a night. I logged in over 100 posts today, i think that puts me up with the qualifying ranks as a post-whore. :wacko:
A personal high. Gvac warned me, he was right, .net is a temptress. :help: :flush:
At this rate, I will seriously be a big ass my winters end.

[hammersavage]

She's a cold bitch who the more you get involved, the more you get hurt.

[boosterp]

*bump*

I'm checking out and calling it a night. I logged in over 100 posts today, i think that puts me up with the qualifying ranks as a post-whore. :wacko:
A personal high. Gvac warned me, he was right, .net is a temptress. :help: :flush:
At this rate, I will seriously be a big ass my winters end.

:wub:

[Gvac]

*bump*

I'm checking out and calling it a night. I logged in over 100 posts today, i think that puts me up with the qualifying ranks as a post-whore. :wacko:
A personal high. Gvac warned me, he was right, .net is a temptress. :help: :flush:
At this rate, I will seriously be a big ass my winters end.

I'm worried.

And I'm always right.

The sooner you maniacs start realizing that, the better off we'll all be.

[epo]

I'm worried.

And I'm always right.

The sooner you maniacs start realizing that, the better off we'll all be.

I'm concerned you may be mentally unstable.

[ToiletCrusher]

I think I have become a post whore. As of this post right now, I have passed 10 posts per day average.

[hammersavage]

My post per day average is shot because I was here so long and didn't post much.

[Gvac]

My post per day average is shot because I was here so long and didn't post much.

Yeah, you're another creep like Marc with a c.

He didn't start posting until he was here 5 or 6 years.

What's with you weirdos?

[hammersavage]

Maybe we're just shy because you seemed so cool at first. After a while we realized, 'hey, im probably the coolest guy in this place actually' and started posting.

[ToiletCrusher]

Yeah, you're another creep like Marc with a c.

He didn't start posting until he was here 5 or 6 years.

What's with you weirdos?


I lurked for a long time before I joined. I figured it was about time to add my two cents, thousands of times!! :devil2:

[Gvac]

I lurked for a long time before I joined. I figured it was about time to add my two cents, thousands of times!! :devil2:

At least once you joined you started posting.

Those freaks joined and then lurked for YEARS.

Kinda creepy.

[hammersavage]

I figured it was about time to add my two cents, thousands of times!!

(Pat from Moonachie voice) You want your change, hmmmmummmmph.

What can I say, I like to watch

[RoseBlood]

At least once you joined you started posting.

Those freaks joined and then lurked for YEARS.

Kinda creepy.

I started posting once I joined.. Moe scared me away.

[weekapaugjz]

I posted a lot more when I first joined. I think my posts per day was over 20 for the first year I was here. I've calmed down a little since then.

[disneyspy]

doesnt make you a bad person

[Aggie]

You're a dirty spoiled post whore Rose. And I love it!