super market workers

[Dirtybird11]

i hate going shopping in super markets.
I go around 4 am at the 24/7 joint.
carzy people work in super markets.
they are part of a secret society cloned by the government to inject mind altering drugs into our food.
i will grow a garden and eat live off the land from here out...
any supermarket horror stories?
PS- the store even had birds flying in it.. thats not too gross is it?

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pay for half & a ride?
i think i can do that.

[Gvac]

Perry, you are right to fear the supermarket people...they are a hideous sub-culture of misfits and miscreants who don't really fit into any other segment of society.

Hey, wait a minute...

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birds? hmmmm never seen that


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[Postal]

Supermarket workers are the circus folk of the 21st century...hideous and freaky!! Barnum and Bailey are starting a whole new chain of stores up here next year,

Through rain, sleet, or snow...don't worry you won't get your mail anyway...thats not in my job description!

[erinmoran]

*Ahem...as an[ b]overnight [/b]supermarket worker..you guys are somewhat correct..but there are only a select few who are "freaks". Take my friend for instance....Hes been with this company for 20 yrs...smokes pot and used crack on the job. Is loud and obnoxious..and sometimes steals. He makes a petty $57,000 a year!!!! eheh heheh hehehehheh

How much do i make?...well....almost what most 25 yr olds dont make....LOl

Oh Btw...for the people who judge...this aint my career and i do plan on going to school...thank you

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i didnt touched Scott Baios junk...i like touching mine instead....hoohah!






This message was edited by erinmoran on 12-30-01 @ 8:31 AM

[Sheeplovr]

the ones in the day time are good my freind KARL is a floor manager at the local Stop and Shop and my freind dave works there and my other freind dave works there Kenny works there but hes kinds insain so just eb nice and he wont freak out and i know like everyone who works there in the day time

how come people who do there food shopping past 11 Oclock always where cowboy hats???

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HMMM
If you are shopping at 4 am perhaps you are a clone as well, and the original has been placed upon the alien mother ship that sends down the thought control rays. The aliens supply your clone with the lyrics that you use on Ron and Fez to broadcast more alien mindbending frequencies.Ahhhhhh!

hey bartender, I think jobo needs a refill

[JustinR]

every time I step into a super market I just feel depressed, even if the cashiers are really hot looking. :(


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[eggers]

there was this guy, his name was kramer, and what he tried to do was stop his mail deliveries. you see, he figured, right, that he could use e-mail and whatnot instead of mail. and what happened was that the government had a fit and what happpened later was that the postmaster general himself reprehended this kramer... so don't try to mess with the government, its manipulative institurions, and the postmaster general.

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i use to work in a supermarket, it is weird but i will tell you this much its the best place to see who is single,

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

[Doogie]

Let me tell you something, the people who are riding buses to avoid the law wind up getting jobs on those late hour shifts at 24/7 supermarkets..."you will never find a more retched hive of scum or villany" until you shop late at night.

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[wilee]

I did some time at as a supermarket employee. Lasted a few months (they hired disposable extras for the "grand opening" which were canned immediately following). I have friends and relatives who have worked supermarkets for many years. Every business has its share of scary individuals, but its just that supermarkets, like bars and some other stores, require their employees to interact with the customers and do their work under the scrutiny of the public. I think that some of the people who get hired are in for a short stint, and then there are those that couldn't get hired elsewhere if their lives depended on it.

"We'll stick him in the back, where they won't see him."


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[impactplayer2k1]

I hate shoppin in the day also. the dumb cashier never takes off for the coupons or the items never scan at sale price. I feel like stabbin the cashier. SOMEONE GET ME THE BIG KNIFE, I'M GONNA CUT THEIR THROAT!!!!

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