NORAD tracks Santa

[epo]

For any of you folks with kids, NORAD always "tracks Santa" for you...and here is the website for your use. (http://www.noradsanta.org/)

Remember those kids do need to get to bed early!

[Furtherman]

Last I heard he was over Africa, passing over those kids and letting his reindeer shit.

[Slumbag]

OMG!!!
He's been to Indy already! There must be a pile of cool shit waiting for me at home!!

[boosterp]

I hope that fat muther fucker takes a huge dump over Mexico City.

[Jughead]

OMG!!!
He's been to Indy already! There must be a pile of cool shit waiting for me at home!!

Indy!! Shit I have to go to bed!!!!...Was he heading North???

[underdog]

I hope while NORAD is busy tracking Jesus, no one decides to attack our country.

[Chimee]

Just Jesus.

[Coach]

Is it just me or did the guy on New York sound drunk?

[A.J.]

I hope that fat muther fucker takes a huge dump over Mexico City.

They probably wouldn't even notice.