Post your Christmas assholes here.

[PapaBear]

You know... The person at the family get together that you and or everyone wanted to punch in the face.

Here's mine. See if you can follow this. He was my brother's girlfriend's daughter's boyfriends, father. Got it?

He asked very awkward and dickish questions of everyone. For instance, he asked my 18 year old son "What do you do?" Son says "nothing at the moment" (which is true). Then the guy asks, "High school drop out? College drop out?" My son had the quick thinking to say "No. I haven't dropped out of college yet."

I got up and walked away, so he wouldn't ask me anything. From what I could tell, the guy was hated by my son, my dad, my mom, my other brother, and myself. And this was all withing 15 minutes of meeting him.

Who pissed you off this Christmas?

[lleeder]

Gaz never offered me a bite of his burger. :thumbdown:

[sailor]

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1403/1085840428_6b16aa0dd3.jpg?v=0

[Foster]

My sister-inlaw's sister's nextdoor neighbor.
My brother invited him and his family to his house tonight.
All night he told loud stupid jokes, and quoted episodes of Seinfeld.

Thank god his kid had a bad reaction from a peanut allergy and they had to
leave early.

[RoseBlood]

You might want to think about renaming this thread Papa :wink:

But to answer your question:
I don't have to see any of my Christmas assholes anymore :happy:

[west milly Tom]

My sister-inlaw's sister's nextdoor neighbor.
My brother invited him and his family to his house tonight.
All night he told loud stupid jokes, and quoted episodes of Seinfeld.

Thank god his kid had a bad reaction from a peanut allergy and they had to
leave early.

hey, I tell bad jokes and quote Seinfeld all the time :glurps:

[lleeder]

You might want to think about renaming this thread Papa :wink:

But to answer your question:
I don't have to see any of my Christmas assholes anymore :happy:

http://i162.photobucket.com/albums/t243/shgoldcm/1008341Santa-Shows-a-Different-Side.jpg

[Foster]

hey, I tell bad jokes and quote Seinfeld all the time :glurps:

but do you do it loudly?

[PapaBear]

You might want to think about renaming this thread Papa :wink:

But to answer your question:
I don't have to see any of my Christmas assholes anymore :happy:
My first choice was going to be "Post your Christmas pricks"

[underdog]

My cat threw up on the floor. Fucking asshole.

[sailor]

My first choice was going to be "Post your Christmas pricks"

http://www.soboultimate.com/Photos/Christmas05/penis.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

yoink

[PapaBear]

Is that Screech and TooCute?:help:

[who6489]

My cat threw up on the floor. Fucking asshole.

My cat knocked over the tree this morning and broke my wife's breast cancer ornament! Little bitch! My wife smacked her with the broom and she's been hiding ever since!:nono:

Took me 2 hours to get the tree back to normal!:furious:

[underdog]

My cat knocked over the tree this morning and broke my wife's breast cancer ornament! Little bitch! My wife smacked her with the broom and she's been hiding ever since!:nono:

Took me 2 hours to get the tree back to normal!:furious:

Your cat is pro-cancer. Be afraid.

[mikeyboy]

When I read this thread title, I thought it would be people spreading their tinsel-decorated butt cheeks. Yeah, I still clicked on it.

[STC-Dub]

Me

[Bellyfullasnot]

I found out about a house in Bay Shore,NY(Awixa ave.) that was decorated with three acres of lights. I thought a great way to tire the kids out for my wife would be to check it out tonight. A nice Christmas eve memory for the kids to talk about with their kids. Well I thought the house was impressive but the steel fence and landscaping in the way sucked. The display is large enough that you have to drive on a path. The sign that noted public viewing on "Dec 21 only" sucked more. If you decorate your yard enough that it's a spectacle and people from outside your neighborhood are talking about it why would it be so secret?Where was the red velvet rope? We only live a town away but I still think my time was wasted by an asshole.

[lleeder]

A nice Christmas eve memory for the kids to talk about with their kids.

Thats setting the bar a bit high.

[johnniehardrock]

Mine is my sister-in-laws father. He makes the shitties comments. We were talking at Christmas Eve dinner tonight and I was talking about the gym. I have been working out hard and lost 30 pounds in 10 weeks. He says "Hey Johnny what do you do at the gym...eat" ASSHOLE

[underdog]

Mine is my sister-in-laws father. He makes the shitties comments. We were talking at Christmas Eve dinner tonight and I was talking about the gym. I have been working out hard and lost 30 pounds in 10 weeks. He says "Hey Johnny what do you do at the gym...eat" ASSHOLE

FO SHITTIES

[Bellyfullasnot]

Thats setting the bar a bit high.

I agree, I was being sarcastic.

[Coach]

My Brother in Law, the Doctor. Went to bed early, leaving my 68 year old father to assemble a shitload of stuff up in Maine. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:

[jetdog]

My wife's sister's husband, we get to see them (two nephews, 5 and 3) maybe twice a year. We go over to their house while we are down in FL (eight hour drive for us and we are leaving the next day). We go in and decorate cookies with the kids. He stays in his office for an hour, not even having greeted us, not a word, except him yelling across the house to hiw wife to get the phone. Then he comes out, eats a cookie, barely says hi, goes into his bedroom for another 30 min, comes out to eat lunch, asks prying personal questions about my wife's other brother and his wife, finishes lunch, leaves the table without saying a word to anybody, and get this...he was going to leave without even saying goodbye, his wife had to "chase" him down and tell him that we were leaving the next day and we wouldn't see him. Fucker didn't even stay to see his kids open the Christmas presents we brought for them.

Oh yeah, and he talks exactly like Kermit the frog.

[west milly Tom]

Shirley Roper.

[Farmer Dave]

It must be my brother and his wife. My Mom, sister, wife and I all commented on how quiet it was w/o them there.

[jonyrotn]

My Brother in Law, the Doctor. Went to bed early, leaving my 68 year old father to assemble a shitload of stuff up in Maine. :wallbash::wallbash::wallbash:
Up in Maine?!?!?! That rat bastad..

[west milly Tom]

Mine is my sister-in-laws father. He makes the shitties comments. We were talking at Christmas Eve dinner tonight and I was talking about the gym. I have been working out hard and lost 30 pounds in 10 weeks. He says "Hey Johnny what do you do at the gym...eat" ASSHOLE

Im sorry but that is a quality FACE.

[Friday]

My uncle has 4 sons who refuse to speak to him because he was awful to them and once he met his new wife basically forgot about them. He is a true piece of shite. And his new wife is a controlling, fake bitch... as is her mother. He also has a daughter who only found out she even had 4 half-brothers at my mom's wake.

We all were on our best behavior but when they were leaving I mentioned that I was going to see his kids the next day and that maybe he could give them a call for xmas. He said he'd try (he won't) ... but I hear his wife at the door telling her mother that "She is such an asshole" about me.
So I walked over to her and said "no, actually i am not an asshole. the one thing my mother wanted for those boys was for them to know their sister and for everyone to find some harmony."
and this bitch said... "well, your mother is gone now." ... WITH attitude.

I just glared at her as she walked out the door.


My friend Letitia said that I am too nice and that she would have been in jail for christmas if she had been there. Sometimes I wish I were more of a tough guy like that because at that moment i wanted to FLY at her and just tear her ass-face open.


for the record, i love everyone else in my family... these are the only creeps i can't stand!
woo-hoo!

[A.J.]

So I walked over to her and said "no, actually i am not an asshole. the one thing my mother wanted for those boys was for them to know their sister and for everyone to find some harmony."
and this bitch said... "well, your mother is gone now." ... WITH attitude.

You should have said "Keep it up. Maybe you'll be joining my mother."

[RoseBlood]

You should have said "Keep it up. Maybe you'll be joining my mother."

This is why I love A.J. :happy:

[Gvac]

This is why I love A.J. :happy:

Get your own gimmick...

[RoseBlood]

Get your own gimmick...

I said that for you, you're so predictable :tongue:

[Gvac]

I said that for you, you're so predictable :tongue:

I prefer to think of it as "consistent." :smoke:

And oh so lovable.

[RoseBlood]

I prefer to think of it as "consistent." :smoke:

And oh so lovable.

you say tomato, i say tomahtow

[led37zep]

There is an agent working for United here at LAX that I'd like to punch. She's a lovely man beast who is the reason I'm now waiting 5 hours for my flight as opposed to being on my original plane.
:furious:


Its not on christmas but I'm going to include her in this thread.