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WhistlePig
12-24-2008, 07:50 PM
The best one I ever heard was:
"A bird in the hand is worth two if by sea"
I don't know why that struck me as funny but it did. What have you heard?
underdog
12-24-2008, 07:52 PM
Shoot that shit to the sky.
PapaBear
12-24-2008, 07:53 PM
Anything Metaphor ESD tries to use.
Slumbag
12-24-2008, 07:56 PM
People in glass houses sink sh-sh-ships.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/muppet/images/3/33/Gerardparkes.jpg
I got a shiny nickel if anyone gets that reference.
hedges
12-24-2008, 08:08 PM
Does the Pope shit in the woods?
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