Weirdos

[GvacMobile]

We all know them. People that are just...odd.

You can call them 'eccentric' or 'flighty' but let's face it - they're kooks.

Why?

[Don Stugots]

Because they post under different screen names and have conversations with themselves.

[Reynolds]

We all know them. People that are just...odd.

You can call them 'eccentric' or 'flighty' but let's face it - they're kooks.

Why?

I appreciate a true 'eccentric' , usually have the best stories. It's the fake "weirdos" that just act strange for attention that annoy me.

[Hottub]

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

[A.J.]

Some might call them "mentally unstable".

[Reynolds]

Had a guy at work that was a Jesus freak, would never swear or talk badly about people. Then one day he came in with a cast on and a mohawk and started swearing.... this after not hearing him swear for 2 years. When I asked him what happened to his hand, he said he got into an argument with Jesus, and punched the wall.

[Foster]

Had a guy at work that was a Jesus freak, would never swear or talk badly about people. Then one day he came in with a cast on and a mohawk and started swearing.... this after not hearing him swear for 2 years. When I asked him what happened to his hand, he said he got into an argument with Jesus, and punched the wall.

he probably took a swing at Jesus and hit the wall instead;
Jesus is fast on his feet when he wants to be

[Steven Adler]

Sometimes Chemical addiction is to blame.

[Reynolds]

he properly took a swing at Jesus and hit the wall instead;
Jesus is fast on his feet when he wants to be

If there was a footrace in sandals, I'd put my money on Jesus, no doubt.

[biggestmexi]

I've been called a weirdo.

I can't say it makes you a bad person.

[Hottub]

Ever have a beer with Radio-Shark?:unsure:

[Don Stugots]

Ever have a beer with Radio-Shark?:unsure:

Try talking to him on the phone?

[EliSnow]

Some of them call in to Ron & Fez.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

creeps, the whole lot of the them

[RoseBlood]

takes one to know one :tongue:

[Furtherman]

I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm normal. I'm normal.

[Boogie in Va]

Ron said it best when he mentioned the game he plays while walking down the sidewalk.

"Sometimes I like to play crazy or bluetooth."

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I did watch a guy get into a fight with a light pole one day. He bumped in to it while walking. Jumped back and swung at it a few times. I thought I was gonna fall out from laughing.

[GvacMobile]

Do weirdos know they're weird or do they think everyone else is?

Thank God I'm normal.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Do weirdos know they're weird or do they think everyone else is?

Thank God I'm normal.


I bet they do, the gall of the weirdos trying to inhale our oxygen

[IMSlacker]

Do weirdos know they're weird or do they think everyone else is?

Thank God I'm normal.

True weirdos have no idea that they're weirdos.

[GvacMobile]

True weirdos have no idea that they're weirdos.

Wow. That's weird.

[hurlmon]

The world don't move to the beat of just one drum.

What might be right for you, may not be right for some.

[GvacMobile]

Ever go to a RonFez.net event?

Yikes.

Chock full o' weirdos.

[Boogie in Va]

Ever go to a RonFez.net event?

Yikes.

Chock full o' weirdos.


Or your local Wal-Mart. Heads up in those places.

[paracetamol flanders]

I bought you a pair of shoes
A trumpet you can blow
And a book of rules
On what to say to people when they pick on you
'Cause if you stay with us you're gonna be pretty Kookie too

[west milly Tom]

I find the local diner to be a hotbed of the strange and unusual.

[midwestjeff]

Ever go to a RonFez.net event?

Yikes.

Chock full o' weirdos.

Really?

I always imagined they'd have more dorks than weirdos.

[ecobag2]

he probably took a swing at Jesus and hit the wall instead;
Jesus is fast on his feet when he wants to be

Jesus was pretty good with ball handling and I hear swam a swift 200 free.

[GvacMobile]

Holy Christ what a creepy fuck I just saw in a convenience store.

He was wearing a leather biker jacket (with a Spider-Man pin), buying Camel no filters, had classic crazy eyes, and he reeked of B O so badly the girl behind the counter had tears in her eyes. The stench lingered after he left and when I got to the counter I nearly puked.

[Kevin]

Holy Christ what a creepy fuck I just saw in a convenience store.

He was wearing a leather biker jacket (with a Spider-Man pin), buying Camel no filters, had classic crazy eyes, and he reeked of B O so badly the girl behind the counter had tears in her eyes. The stench lingered after he left and when I got to the counter I nearly puked.



Sorry G, my block has had no water for like 3 weeks. I knew it was you but felt ashamed to say hi. Great disguise though, huh?

[RoseBlood]

Stories from a nut house:

One of our clients would piss in her provider's potato chip bag out of spite.
One started cutting her stomach with a butter knife on the way to her day program.
One elderly woman kept shoving her fists up her butt to get rid of the feces cause the devil planted it there.
One was found jerking off his provider's dog.
And nearly every one of them has used their own personal shit as a weapon at some point.

[DolaMight]

there's an awesome guy I use to see on the bus in the morning.

When he got on it was always standing room only so he would stand by the rear exit door with the small bar style swinging doors that trigger the exit door to open.

Ever single day after about five minutes he would get tired and try to sit on them. Then when the bus made even a mild turn he would slide off and fall down the steps into the door.

He then would climb back up, compose himself and try standing again. A couple minutes he then would try sitting on the little swinging doors again. Another turn and another crash down the stairs into the door.

He would do this 2-3 times in a 20 minute ride. Every day, he never learned, he was so entertaining. He had a stone cold steve austin hat.

[evedder]

Empty pockets will allow a greater sense of wealth