Top 5 Things CT Should Do With His Unemployment

[debit]

1. Go to the gym for god's sake
2. Ask three chicks a day for their phone number, one's gotta hit eventually
3. Finish curtains
4. Drop by the Ron & Fez show, in the hopes they will put you on so you can pimp the show
5. Set up a death defying act, where you save someone for certain death, like the subway guy did. A bystander just happens to be recording something with their camera phone and catches all the action. Get Jivin and three friends to dress up in ninja costumes and have them attack the mayor. CT runs in and fights them off with masterful kung fu. As the last ninja is running away he turns and launches a throwing star at CT and CT catches with his hand an hurls it back at the ninja, injuring him in the leg.

[west milly Tom]

Top one thing, find another job. :)

[Space Edge]

He should ask J Dubs to borrow the Yardstick of Death bit

[jlehane]

as a bartender in a bowling alley. The sheer variety of bowling babes is undeniable.It's a cross-section of society where you could be the :king:KINGPIN :king:! http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/Brighterphilsneider25ck.jpg :bye::clap::king:

[SchnitDick]

He should ask J Dubs to borrow the Yardstick of Death bit



If he wants it let me know, ill redirect it :)

[Hosp]

1)Pay his rent
2)Pay his utilities
3)Feed Himself
4)Develop a Drug Habit
5)Find another job

[jlehane]

Besides multi-vitamins,OJ for Vit C,Vit B6 & B12(combined with C) is good for strength.But,if you can stand eating meat,scrapple ,since it is so broken down is great energy.If you can stand TUNA,it's probably one of the best foods ever.Weight watchers said,avoid white flour products(breads,pasta,baked goods,pastries). I never eat enough fruits and veggies,but I would if life depended on it. Also practice talking just like Jivin,where you draw out and emphasize every word like each syllable out of your mouth is monumental and interesting.Like you're talking to a partially deaf retarded girlfriend giving her directions to the abortion clinic. :) http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigOpieJimmyGnomes.jpg :bye::drunk::clap::wacko: