New Year's resolutions

[skyscraper]

Here are some of mine:
-lose weight (it's a cliche for a reason)
-finish designing and then actually building the addition to my house

what are yours?

[hammersavage]

Be a better poster

[RoseBlood]

I'm sure more then a handful of you will get this :wink:
I'm such a nerd for doing this:

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.

[GvacMobile]

Help hammersavage be a better poster.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

weigh under 200lbs

its about time I did this , Im only 15 lbs away

[Furtherman]

I still have 3 days to make good on my 2008 ones.

[skyscraper]

my 2008 resolution: get to 1000 posts.

[skyscraper]

I'm sure more then a handful of you will get this :wink:
I'm such a nerd for doing this:

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.

and for those of us who don't get it, can you provide a reference?

[RoseBlood]

and for those of us who don't get it, can you provide a reference?

song lyrics

[hammersavage]

Help hammersavage be a better poster.

I'm here to learn.

and for those of us who don't get it, can you provide a reference?

Listen to better music.

[west milly Tom]

Be truer to myself, and not feel bad about how others feel to the point that I get sick.

[skyscraper]

song lyrics
Listen to better music.

not helpful.

[ANC]

I'm sure more then a handful of you will get this :wink:
I'm such a nerd for doing this:

Fitter, happier, more productive,
comfortable,
not drinking too much,
regular exercise at the gym
(3 days a week),
getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries ,
at ease,
eating well
(no more microwave dinners and saturated fats),
a patient better driver,
a safer car
(baby smiling in back seat),
sleeping well
(no bad dreams),
no paranoia,
careful to all animals
(never washing spiders down the plughole),
keep in contact with old friends
(enjoy a drink now and then),
will frequently check credit at
(moral) bank (hole in the wall),
favors for favors,
fond but not in love,
charity standing orders,
on Sundays ring road supermarket
(no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants),
car wash
(also on Sundays),
no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows
nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate,
nothing so childish - at a better pace,
slower and more calculated,
no chance of escape,
now self-employed,
concerned (but powerless),
an empowered and informed member of society
(pragmatism not idealism),
will not cry in public,
less chance of illness,
tires that grip in the wet
(shot of baby strapped in back seat),
a good memory,
still cries at a good film,
still kisses with saliva,
no longer empty and frantic
like a cat
tied to a stick,
that's driven into
frozen winter shit
(the ability to laugh at weakness),
calm,
fitter,
healthier and more productive
a pig
in a cage
on antibiotics.

:thumbup: I certainly get it.

and for those of us who don't get it, can you provide a reference?

Just pick up Radiohead's OK Computer...listen to track 7

[hexy68]

2 words................more sex :tongue:

[Foster]

not helpful.

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I would not call this a song though

[skyscraper]

Just pick up Radiohead's OK Computer...listen to track 7

see, *that's* helpful.
I have been trying to get into radiohead, but I just can't. they really are an acquired taste, and I just haven't been able to acquire it. maybe I'll add that to my 2009 resolutions: get into radiohead.

[Marc with a c]

see, *that's* helpful.
I have been trying to get into radiohead, but I just can't. they really are an acquired taste, and I just haven't been able to acquire it. maybe I'll add that to my 2009 resolutions: get into radiohead.

see them in concert. problem solved.

[skyscraper]

maybe I'll try taking up pipe smoking too.

[hexy68]

maybe I'll try taking up pipe smoking too.

are you trying to reach 1000 posts in this thread today Mr Scraper?? :happy:

[skyscraper]

are you trying to reach 1000 posts in this thread today Mr Scraper?? :happy:

why

[skyscraper]

do

[skyscraper]

you

[skyscraper]

think

[skyscraper]

that

[skyscraper]

?

[hexy68]

funny stuff sky! :laugh:

[MC Pee Pants]

Pipe smoking is kind of a bitch, but it smells fucking great.
Its the packing and continued lighting of the tobacco that blows.

My New Years resolution is to not die.....just yet.

[GvacMobile]

see, *that's* helpful.
I have been trying to get into radiohead, but I just can't. they really are an acquired taste, and I just haven't been able to acquire it. maybe I'll add that to my 2009 resolutions: get into radiohead.

Meh.

Radiohead is a cute little band, but VASTLY overrated.

[ANC]

Meh.

Radiohead is a cute little band, but VASTLY overrated.

Hmph and here I thought they were just rated.

[patsopinion]

be more naive

[ANC]

be more native

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2197/2426112414_0ef6fb6c08.jpg?v=0


Fixed!

[patsopinion]

Fixed!

ugh
my aunt recently went "native"
i have a pact with my family that if i ever do that then they have to kill me

[hammersavage]

Meh.

Radiohead is a cute little band, but VASTLY overrated.

This is not the thread to combat this nonsense.

[Gvac]

This is not the thread to combat this nonsense.

I can see this is going to take more work than I had planned...

[epo]

Meh.

Radiohead is a cute little band, but VASTLY overrated.

That's rich. Next you'll tell me that Sonny Landreth is a good guitar player.

[Hottub]

Less talk.
MORE ROCK!!!!http://www.sevenstring.org/forum/images/smilies/Zork-Metal-Smiley.gif

[Marc with a c]

radiohead is so good they give me boners.

[Friday]

radiohead is so good they give me boners.

same here

[patsopinion]

same here

resolution #2
listen to more radio head

[JAH1013]

Pipe smoking is kind of a bitch, but it smells fucking great.
Its the packing and continued lighting of the tobacco that blows.

My New Years resolution is to not die.....just yet.

Oh, tobacco. Easy solution - smoke weed.

[skyscraper]

well it's looking like I'm going to fall short of my resolution of getting 1000 posts by the end of this year. I am actually working today (half day) and have things to do for the rest of the day. I hope this is not a sign of things to come for next year....

[Lenny]

I'm going to stop putting my shoes up on the couch and leaving shit stains on the toilet.

I'm going to drink less cheap beer.

I'm going to do some art work.

I'm going to hold hands and dance with Gvac.

I'm going to send Hottub a five dollar bill in the mail.

I'm going to take a walk everyday when possible.

I'm going to tell the next stranger I sit at a bar and talk with that I am a Surgeon.

I'm going to figure out how to make a Sig Pic.

[MisterSmith]

My big resolution is to lose weight. I know it's hack, but it has to be done. Before the holidays I was already off to a good start, then fell off the wagon.

There are others, but I won't bore you.

[cougarjake13]

My big resolution is to lose weight. I know it's hack, but it has to be done. Before the holidays I was already off to a good start, then fell off the wagon.

this is mine to the tee


hopefully i can maintain

[Kris10]

Annoy more posters than I did last year.

[cougarjake13]

Annoy more posters than I did last year.

if you post anything philly related that'll annoy me