Mall Cop

[Snoogans]

Really? They paid to make this movie?

[evedder]

how much difference does it make

[SP1!]

I bet it makes $12 million its opening weekend

[JerseyRich]

The best part of this is that the guys' name is PAUL BLART.

COMEDY GOLD already.

[Judge Smails]

Laugh all you like but my kids and all their stupid kid friends can't stop talking about it. I guaran-damn-tee it will be the #1 movie the week it opens. I was right about the Chihuahua movie and you all scoffed at that one too.

[smiler grogan]

yeah its gonna make a ton of dough then hopefully disappear

[BlackSpider]

Is it out on DVD yet...?

[GreatAmericanZero]

everyone thought "Beverly Hills Chihuahua was a stupid idea too...well it was, but it made a lot of money

[JerseyRich]

Laugh all you like but my kids and all their stupid kid friends can't stop talking about it. I guaran-damn-tee it will be the #1 movie the week it opens. I was right about the Chihuahua movie and you all scoffed at that one too.

everyone thought "Beverly Hills Chihuahua was a stupid idea too...well it was, but it made a lot of money

Great minds think alike!

[mikeyboy]

At least Adam Ferrarra is working.

[GreatAmericanZero]

At least Adam Ferrarra is working.

he was in this movie called "Definitely, Maybe" and he had a big part, i put on the movie cuz it took place during the 92 Clinton campaign and i thought that was interesting, and he played the guy who led the Clinton Campaign office...but then the movie becomes a shmaltzy boring romatic comedy with ryan reynolds

[hammersavage]

I blarted thinking about this movie

[JimBeam]

And for some reason the loser Kevin James was on Mike & Mike this morning promoting it.

It makes total sense that a movie that doesn't involve sports was part of the last 20 minutes of a sports talk show.

[Judge Smails]

And for some reason the loser Kevin James was on Mike & Mike this morning promoting it.

It makes total sense that a movie that doesn't involve sports was part of the last 20 minutes of a sports talk show.

He's on the NFL Network all the time too. I guess he's supposed to be the "sports comedian".

[underdog]

My family laughed pretty hard at the commercial during Christmas, followed by a, "I love Kevin James" by my sister.

This movie will make millions.

[JimBeam]

I heard about 1 second of the interview before I changed the channel and it was something really edgy like " So you're from NY what do you think of the Jets ? "

What an intriguing question.

I'm sure they eventually worked their way into a bit about Plaxico Burress.

[razorboy]

I'm sure I'll catch it when it gets put on it's four times a day rotation on FX in two months.

[brettmojo]

I'm sure I'll catch it when it gets put on it's four times a day rotation on Comedy Central in two months.
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[cougarjake13]

I heard about 1 second of the interview before I changed the channel and it was something really edgy like " So you're from NY what do you think of the Jets ? "

What an intriguing question.

I'm sure they eventually worked their way into a bit about Plaxico Burress.



nope

no mention pf plax

[cougarjake13]

And for some reason the loser Kevin James was on Mike & Mike this morning promoting it.

It makes total sense that a movie that doesn't involve sports was part of the last 20 minutes of a sports talk show.



he was also on colin cowherd and was going to be at espn all day doing diff shows

so he was prob on espn 1st take, a few sportscenters, jim rome is burning, etc



he was also interviewed by joe rogan on sat night during ufc 92

[LaBoob]

The best part of this is that the guys' name is PAUL BLART.

COMEDY GOLD already.

I'm finding that nobody gets the blart joke outside of you, me and my family.

I blarted thinking about this movie

And hammersavage.

Why don't more people laugh at the idea of a blart?

P.S. - this movie looks like shit :blink:

[Don Stugots]

I'm finding that nobody gets the blart joke outside of you, me and my family.



And hammersavage.

Why don't more people laugh at the idea of a blart?

P.S. - this movie looks like a pile of blart :blink:

i argee.

[JimBeam]

This fat fuckin' loser was on one of the New Year's Eve countdown shows wearing a hat that said " Mall Cop ".

How lame.

And of course he mentioned that he was from New York because it seems that's the only thing that makes him relevant.

Oh that and he's fat and jokes that he's fat.

[ScottFromGA]

The best part of this is that the guys' name is PAUL BLART.

COMEDY GOLD already.

i bet the guy named Paul Blart is gonna get real pissed if this movie bombs...

[lleeder]

Looks like he lost weight for the role.

[DiabloSammich]

How come everytime I click on one of Snoogan's threads the banner ad for Gay Chubby Dating pops up?

[Snoogans]

How come everytime I click on one of Snoogan's threads the banner ad for Gay Chubby Dating pops up?

seriously what the fuck, im not chubby





oh yea, im not gay either

[Furtherman]

I'll give Kevin James this - he was the best part of the movie "Hitch". Hilarious.

But this looks like something we'll have on Netflix shortly.

[JerseyRich]

Looks like he lost weight for the role.

I hear he was on a constant regimen of Fruit Brute.

[Judge Smails]

Laugh all you like but my kids and all their stupid kid friends can't stop talking about it. I guaran-damn-tee it will be the #1 movie the week it opens. I was right about the Chihuahua movie and you all scoffed at that one too.

Two weeks in a row at #1 (http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jb68x_tOGx8QHjI0Cr6C-Vy79OGgD95UB8780)

[landarch]

He's on the NFL Network all the time too. I guess he's supposed to be the "sports comedian".

Frank Caliendo and Dennis Miller will be so disappointed to hear this news.

[KojiClutch]

I saw it opening weekend because . . . eh, I have no reason. It wasn't too bad.

[KingGeno]

I haven't seen it, but I do like Kevin James.

If this movie had Jack Black in the lead role, it would not have been number 1 i bet. Jack Black is god god awful.

[Slumbag]

I'll give Kevin James this - he was the best part of the movie "Hitch". Hilarious.


That's like saying the best part of cancer is weight loss.

[Sue_Bender]

That's like saying the best part of cancer is weight loss.


Thank you!

It gives me something to look forward to.

[hammersavage]

Thank you!

It gives me something to look forward to.

current favorite poster

[KojiClutch]

That's like saying the best part of cancer is weight loss.Brilliant.

[Kublakhan61]

Saw it last night. I was surprised by how funny I found it. A lot of physical comedy, in the classic sense of physical comedy. James was able to be all the awful things we think about fat people, and all the awful things we think of mall cops, yet still be funny and likable.

If you liked Tommy Boy there is no reason not to see this. Hands down, funnier then Tommy Boy.