What is your new name?

[Misteriosa]

WHAT IS YOUR NEW NAME???

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dave Pilkey: The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name:

a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name:

a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name:

a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice

Thus, for example, George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts.

[from: http://www.djron.com/jokes/newname.html]

[Misteriosa]

my new name is: Zippy Chickenlips

[Foster]

Lumpy Lizzardtusie

[disneyspy]

im zippy rhinotush
that how hippos got his name

[EffMeBoobs]

Snotty Girdlegirdle.

[Freakshow]

My first name only has 2 letters. I broke the game...

[Snoogans]

im confused

[Misteriosa]

My first name only has 2 letters. I broke the game...

so then take those two letters and make the name

[Snoogans]

My first name only has 2 letters. I broke the game...

Nice work, Xu.

Last time we let you play with the machine

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

That'll be MR. Boobie Gigglehead to all of you..

[hammersavage]

Poopsie Applehead

I was all a's.

[Misteriosa]

im confused

George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts

o=goober
u=chicken
h=shorts

[Gvac]

Crusty Girdlebuns

[SinA]

liversquirts. crusty liversquirts

[Snoogans]

George W. Bush's new name is Goober Chickenshorts

o=goober
u=chicken
s=shorts

hello they say my name's bill

[mikeyboy]

Buttercup Cootiemouth

[sr71blackbird]

Behold: I am Snotty Applehead


http://www.willkrause.com/content/animation/upstate_four/finals/u4_applehead.jpg

[Foster]

man, I wished I had more than one name, so I can keep playing.

Gvac is so lucky

[Marc with a c]

loopy girdle brains

[BlackSpider]

Real name or board name...?

[Misteriosa]

Real name or board name...?

real name

[IamFogHat]

I don't like mine.
Squeezit Girdlesniffer
Not silly enough.

[hammersavage]

loopy girdle brains

Ha! man oh man, does that suit you! LOL:lol::lol::lol:

[BlackSpider]

Jizzy McCumballs...

[Judge Smails]

Greasy Cootieface

[Misteriosa]

Jizzy McCumballs...

Boooooooooooooo :thumbdown:

[STC-Dub]

Poopsie Chuckle Brain

[underdog]

Super Awesome Villains Forever, that's mine.

Zippy Cootiemouth.

[PerryWinkle]

crusty applesniffer

[cougarjake13]

loopy apple hiney

[MacVittie]

Loopie Girdlebuns.

I can't believe I have the same last name as Gvac.

[PapaBear]

Dorky Gigglebrain

[Sarge]

Tulefel Applesprinkles

[epo]

Greasy Wafflelips

Now I'm fucking starvin.

[razorboy]

Zippy Bubblepants.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Stinky Crusty Greasy Greasy

seems about right

[Fallon]

Lumpy Applebrain checking in!

[hunnerbun]

Buttercup Bubbleshorts checking in.

[Coach]

I don't like mine.
Squeezit Girdlesniffer
Not silly enough.
Try Tuleful Bubblesniffer

[RoseBlood]

real name - chim chim chicken brain
board name - snotty liver hiney

fantastic.

[keithy_19]

This is exactly why my children will only be permitted to read the classics.












































And The Kid That Ran for President.

[jauble]

Greasy Chicken Tush (which is the same thing you get when you mix cutty sark and kfc).

[hedges]

Loopy Gizzardchunks

[Wurm]

Dorky Pizzatush:glurps:

[Reynolds]

Loopy Girdlechunks

[Dash77]

Chim-chim Appleshorts.

[joethebartender]

Crusty Chickenface or you can call me "C.C."

[LaBoob]

Buttercup Gizzardsquirt. Me and Mikey share a surname, though I feel better suited as a Buttercup.

[flipper21]

Chim-chim Chickenbreath, if you please.

[PanterA]

But I don't wanna be Lumpy Chickenface... :(

[Lady Resin]

Loopy Cookiebrain.

[Stankfoot]

Buttercup Gerbilchunks :glurps:

[Farmer Dave]

squeezit gridlebrain checkin in here

[GreatAmericanZero]

buttercup cootiebuns

[skyscraper]

greasy bubblehead checking in.
you can still call me skyscraper though.

[A.J.]

Use the third letter of your first name to determine your New first name

I'm screwed.

[Devo37]

Chim-Chim Chickennose

[FMJeff]

ugh its like cracking nazy cyphers...fuck this...

[KatPw]

Tulefel Chickenlips.

[Misteriosa]

my new name is: Zippy Chickenlips

Tulefel Chickenlips.

i KNEW we were related :happy:

[KatPw]

i KNEW we were related :happy:

Totally! :wub:

[Boogie in Va]

Boobie Livertush

[RoyMunson]

Snotty Chickenfanny :unsure:

[Whiskeyportal]

Loopy Bubblesniffer? boo.

[toolshed]

Greasy Wafflesniffer.

[DrDrew319]

Gidget Cootietush:thumbup:

[OGC]

Oddly enough, my wife and I would have the same new name.... Buttercup Gizzardshorts.

[thejives]

Oh my god.

Greasy Picklefanny.

[Dougie Brootal]

dorky gizzardfanny. this thing is accurate!

[ecobag2]

But I don't wanna be Lumpy Chickenface... :(

as I would rather not be Chim-Chim Wafflesquirt ... Mack or Buddy or something else would be fine.

[drjoek]

Dr Crusty Girdlechunks

[spot]

Poopsie Applesniffer to you..

[Sue_Bender]

Crusty Girdlenose.


Yup. That sounds about right.

[weekapaugjz]

pinky appletushie.

that just screams "i want a pink sock."

[Sue_Bender]

"i want a pink sock."


MOD QUOTE THIS SUMBITCH!!

[Jubjubs]

Boobie Wafflesniffer

[rick9669]

chimm-chimm waffelbreath:clap:

[Keotok]

Tulefel Pottytush

[PigShitIrish]

Squeezit Applekisser

[DolaMight]

Drugs McGruff

[reeshy]

SQUIEEZIT GIZZARDCHUNKS.......that kinda sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dan 'Hampton]

Zippy Giggletush.

[Heather 8]

Poopsie Liverchunks.