Walking in during...vroom vroom!!

[ToiletCrusher]

So... In the year of sharing an apartment with a longtime friend (previously I lived with a gf and then alone), he has never brought a girl home. I have my current gf here on a regular basis but tonight, my gf and I came home after going out to meet friends for drinks to my roommate with a half-naked random chick on the living room couch. They scurried to his bedroom and there were just muffled sounds throughout the apartment the rest of the night. Do I say anything? Do I pretend like it didn't happen? Do I simply give the guy high-five and say awesome? Am I completely over thinking this?

[GvacMobile]

Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.

[Slumbag]

Don't say shit.
My friend saw me totally naked once, looking for a condom.
He never brought it up, and I'm happier than shit.

[Marc with a c]

i saw my dad masterbating once.

[sailor]

i saw my dad masterbating once.

did he stop when you woke up?

[Marc with a c]

did he stop when you woke up?

he isn't that good of a father

[ToiletCrusher]

Yes.
No.
Yes.
Yes.

The reason that you deserve mod-ship!!! You didn't over-think your answer.

[Boogie in Va]

did he stop when you woke up?


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[skyscraper]

So... In the year of sharing an apartment with a longtime friend (previously I lived with a gf and then alone), he has never brought a girl home. I have my current gf here on a regular basis but tonight, my gf and I came home after going out to meet friends for drinks to my roommate with a half-naked random chick on the living room couch. They scurried to his bedroom and there were just muffled sounds throughout the apartment the rest of the night. Do I say anything? Do I pretend like it didn't happen? Do I simply give the guy high-five and say awesome? Am I completely over thinking this?

what would you say? were you put off or offended by it? or were you more thinking like, congratulating him? maybe a quick fist pound or whatever would be in order.

[ToiletCrusher]

what would you say? were you put off or offended by it? or were you more thinking like, congratulating him? maybe a quick fist pound or whatever would be in order.

Neither my chick nor I were offended. It was pretty embarrassing for him and the girl. I figured I wouldn't say anything but as a lame dude-thing give the fist pound.

[ScottFromGA]

Don't say shit.
My friend saw me totally naked once, looking for a condom.
He never brought it up, and I'm happier than shit.

so did he help you find a condom?

[jauble]

Ive been in the opposite part of this situation. My friend was going to work early and I was drunk getting blown by a dutch girl. It wasnt a big deal and he quietly went out the side door.

[west milly Tom]

i saw my dad masterbating once.


I saw your dad masturbating once.

[EliSnow]

Ive been in the opposite part of this situation. My friend was going to work early and I was drunk getting blown by a dutch girl. It wasnt a big deal and he quietly went out the side door.

I've experienced a slightly different situation. One summer, I was on a house on the Jersey shore with one of my friends. Earlier in the evening, his sister's friend was practically rubbing his crotch with her foot on the back deck. She thought no one noticed, but she was wrong. My friend and I went out to go to the bar.

We later came back, and started watching a movie (Godfather, I think). I was laying down on one couch and he was sitting on teh other. The chick came in and they were talking. My friend told her I was sleeping, and soon I heard her giving him oral. I closed my eyes, and refused to open them.

She finished him and then try to get him to reciprocate. I was about to get up and leave quickly, but before I made the move, he told her that he didn't do that, becuase he was a selfish lover. She said no problem, to her blowjobs were like handshakes.

It was some funny shit, and I gave my friend a lot of crap the next morning. I just thank god I kept my eyes closed and the movie was somewhat loud.

[RoseBlood]

She finished him and then try to get him to reciprocate. I was about to get up and leave quickly, but before I made the move, he told her that he didn't do that, becuase he was an inexperienced lover. She said no problem, to her blowjobs were like handshakes.

Selfish lover?.. nice cover :nono:

[RoseBlood]

Eli.. who was the poor woman your friend wound up marrying? if at all.

[EliSnow]

Eli.. who was the poor woman your friend wound up marrying? if at all.

He married a beautiful, nice woman about five years after said event.

His "selfish lover" comment was really just an excuse to get out of anything other than receving in the situation. His sister's friend was not very attractive, and the only reason it occurred was because she was so forward with him and he was very drunk.

I'm not saying he acted like a gentleman in the situation, because he didn't. But she really wasn't acting the best either.

[RoseBlood]

He married a beautiful, nice woman about five years after said event.

His "selfish lover" comment was really just an excuse to get out of anything other than receving in the situation. His sister's friend was not very attractive, and the only reason it occurred was because she was so forward with him and he was very drunk.

I'm not saying he acted like a gentleman in the situation, because he didn't. But she really wasn't acting the best either.

I figured this much.. no big deal.

[GvacMobile]

When I was 17 a cop came up to the window of my car while my girlfriend was topless and giving me oral.

What a spoil sport he was.

[Arch Stanton]

Should have sent your GF in to the bedroom and ask if they needed an assist.

[A.J.]

She said no problem, to her blowjobs were like handshakes.

I'm not saying he acted like a gentleman in the situation, because he didn't. But she really wasn't acting the best either.

I don't know. She sounds quite cordial.

[RoseBlood]

Do I say anything? Do I pretend like it didn't happen? Do I simply give the guy high-five and say awesome? Am I completely over thinking this?

On a relatable topic, these very thoughts occurred to me when I was with my ex once. He passed gas while I was in the act. Needless to say, I wasn't sure if I should be disgusted or hysterical. I looked up, he apologized, i laughed and he finished.

[~Katja~]

On a relatable topic, these very thoughts occurred to me when I was with my ex once. He passed gas while I was in the act. Needless to say, I wasn't sure if I should be disgusted or hysterical. I looked up, he apologized, i laughed and he finished.
I think I would crack up...
no way could I keep my face near a fart... not saying it would end the whole thing but I couldn't continue what I was doing

[RoseBlood]

I think I would crack up...
no way could I keep my face near a fart... not saying it would end the whole thing but I couldn't continue what I was doing

haha.. this is why i don't believe the saying: "love means never having to say you're sorry"

[PerryWinkle]

On a relatable topic, these very thoughts occurred to me when I was with my ex once. He passed gas while I was in the act. Needless to say, I wasn't sure if I should be disgusted or hysterical. I looked up, he apologized, i laughed and he finished.

Good egg

I think I would crack up...
no way could I keep my face near a fart... not saying it would end the whole thing but I couldn't continue what I was doing

you can't just stop :nono:

[~Katja~]

Good egg



you can't just stop :nono:

who says I am stopping... just my head won't be near that fart...

[skyscraper]

Neither my chick nor I were offended. It was pretty embarrassing for him and the girl. I figured I wouldn't say anything but as a lame dude-thing give the fist pound.

yes the fist pound is lame, all I meant was that you be supportive and congratulatory, seeing as you had never seen him with a girl. you should have given him some condoms.
who cares if the girl is embarrassed.
my brother walked in on me and a girlfriend once, and when he realized what we were doing he bolted the room, and me and the chick just laughed. she wasn't embarrassed, she just thought it was funny. no big deal.

[west milly Tom]

who says I am stopping... just my head won't be near that fart...



My sister walked in on me getting a blowjob on the family room couch at around 230 in the morning. She said out loud "that's disgusting" and the girl stopped. God damn my sister. The girl interpreted my sister's comment as she was disgusting. And my nuts hurt for two days.

[PerryWinkle]

My sister walked in on me getting a blowjob on the family room couch at around 230 in the morning. She said out loud "that's disgusting" and the girl stopped. God damn my sister. The girl interpreted my sister's comment as she was disgusting. And my nuts hurt for two days.

at least, your sister should of helped you out and finished for her

[~Katja~]

at least, your sister should of helped you out and finished for her

wow
double creep

[west milly Tom]

at least, your sister should of helped you out and finished for her



She tried, but the smell of kiddie asshole was too much for her.

[PerryWinkle]

She tried, but the smell of kiddie asshole was too much for her.

:thumbup: good one

[cougarjake13]

So... In the year of sharing an apartment with a longtime friend (previously I lived with a gf and then alone), he has never brought a girl home. I have my current gf here on a regular basis but tonight, my gf and I came home after going out to meet friends for drinks to my roommate with a half-naked random chick on the living room couch. They scurried to his bedroom and there were just muffled sounds throughout the apartment the rest of the night. Do I say anything? Do I pretend like it didn't happen? Do I simply give the guy high-five and say awesome? Am I completely over thinking this?

high 5

make sure he washed his hands first you dont want any of his spluge on ya

[SatCam]

You should just make a passing comment like "have fun last night?" and wink a few times and he will get the idea

[topless_mike]

i thought it was understood that if your boy/roomie/whatever is in the red zone and in scoring position, that you automatically assume role of wingman.

[kdubya]

did he stop when you woke up?

That literally made me laugh out loud.

[instrument]

Its funny how you never see women posting stuff like this.

I learned a long time ago that female friends who live together tend to tell each other everything anyway...where men have that "worst thing you can call a person" looming over us constantly.

Personally I'd be more concerned about the giant wetspots that you could find left on you couch......

[RoseBlood]

I learned a long time ago that female friends who live together tend to tell each other everything anyway...
I don't discuss what happens in the bedroom with girlfriends. I don't do one night stands, so for me I'd be talking to mutual friends or at least people who know my s/o.. and that's just disrespectful and might lead to awkward moments.. not to mention you run the risk of a girlfriend throwing all your gossip back in your face, your guys face or anyone else she may want to hurt at a later date. :thumbdown:

[topless_mike]

Personally I'd be more concerned about the giant wetspots that you could find left on you couch......

depends how you found them when you walked in.
if the dood was the bottom, i'd steer clear.
if the chick was on the bottom, i'd be right there sniffing that spot.

really. what lack of common sense would it be for the dood to pull out and blow load all over the couch he sits in nightly.

[instrument]

I wasn't talking about manmade wetspots... Wtf sicko.

Sorry rose, amongst the college age women I know they all tell each other everything.

[ToiletCrusher]

so, I guess if this happens again I should ask if they are interested in an eiffel tower?

[west milly Tom]

I wasn't talking about manmade wetspots... Wtf sicko.

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This had me belly laughing in a quiet room full of people.

[TripleSkeet]

Havent any of you guys ever had a shore house for the summer? Shit in our house the rule was if you left the bar with a chick, you better be done fucking before we get back because once we were, the door would get kicked in, the light would get turned on, and we'd just sit down and start having a conversation,. Something like "So whats your name? You hungry? I got some chips here. etc. etc."

Not to mention everyone shared rooms. So there was many a night Id pass out and Id wake up to hear my friend in the next bed plowing some random chick. And vice versa. It was no big deal.

And if you even tried getting some in a semi public area like the living room, deck or kitchen after most of us went to bed, you were taking the risk of one of us waking up and sneaking open a door to videotape it, for public viewing before happy hour the next day.

Oh for the record, high fives are in order.

[led37zep]

Pretty sure Hallmark has a card for these things

[Drunky McBetidont]

so, I guess if this happens again I should ask if they are interested in an eiffel tower?

you should just walk in naked next time and start poking your pecker around in ear holes and stuff to see what happens.