Wet Kissers.

[RoseBlood]

The housekeeping guy just came over to say goodbye and he plants a big sloppy wet kiss on my cheek. He always does this and whenever I try to turn the other cheek he winds up kissing my neck. I kinda extended my arm out when he leaned in but it never stops him.

I hate wet kissers. They don't even realize how foul it is. We all have that uncle who does this right? And they don't take subtle hints to tone it down. It's worse than when your aunt kisses you and gets lipstick all over your cheek and then licks her finger to try to wipe it off your face. WTF.. i hate that!

[PerryWinkle]

The housekeeping guy just came over to say goodbye and he plants a big sloppy wet kiss on my cheek. He always does this and whenever I try to turn the other cheek he winds up kissing my neck. I kinda extended my arm out when he leaned in but it never stops him.

I hate wet kissers. They don't even realize how foul it is. We all have that uncle who does this right? And they don't take subtle hints to tone it down. It's worse than when your aunt kisses you and gets lipstick all over your cheek and then licks her finger to try to wipe it off your face. WTF.. i hate that!

How do i become your cleaning guy?

[Don Stugots]

aw, he likes you.


ROSEBLOOD HAS A BOYFRIEND!

[disneyspy]

when i was in college,there was this rich old lady that used to tongue me when she was leavin the bar,she was a real good tipper

[RoseBlood]

How do i become your cleaning guy?

You're a sloppy wet kisser aren't you?
It's usually the seniors who can't control their saliva.

[A.J.]

At least he didn't slip you the tongue.

[Marc with a c]

are you actually supposed to use your lips when you kiss people on the cheek? i don't, but i think i make a kissing noise. that's crazy when you think about it.

[RoseBlood]

are you actually supposed to use your lips when you kiss people on the cheek? i don't, but i think i make a kissing noise. that's crazy when you think about it.

i call that kissing the air.. it's vastly underrated.

[~Katja~]

You're a sloppy wet kisser aren't you?
It's usually the seniors who can't control their saliva.

OUCH... :)

[~Katja~]

are you actually supposed to use your lips when you kiss people on the cheek? i don't, but i think i make a kissing noise. that's crazy when you think about it.

that sounds kinda gay...

and Roseblood... why would a house keeper actually come this close to you???

[RoseBlood]

OUCH... :)

I promised myself I'd be nicer in 2009 and restrain from going for the cheap shots.

[ecobag2]

Sounds like it turns you on a little.

Are there steamy fantasies about Manuel?

Let it out.

[PerryWinkle]

the real question, why is the cleaning guy kissing you everytime he leaves? is cleaning guy code for the illegal immigrant you're dating

[RoseBlood]

that sounds kinda gay...
alot of people "kiss/hug" this way no?

and Roseblood... why would a house keeper actually come this close to you???
he always visits, i don't think it's strange.

[Marc with a c]

that sounds kinda gay...

i guess it is kind of gay, but i believe i've done it to you and you got wet so i'm guilty.

[PerryWinkle]

he always visits, i don't think it's strange.

just admit you are turned on by the cleaning guy, but you can't give into your feelings because you're afraid to be seen with a cleaning guy.

[RoseBlood]

Sounds like it turns you on a little.

Are there steamy fantasies about Manuel?


Let it out.

Haha.. it's Cecil but I call him Cecilio or sketties and meatballs (inside joke)..
Also, he's going to 66 yrs. old!!!!!!!!!!!

the real question, why is the cleaning guy kissing you everytime he leaves? is cleaning guy code for the illegal immigrant you're dating

It's not everytime he leaves, usually before a holiday.

[PerryWinkle]

Haha.. it's Cecil but I call him Cecilio or sketties and meatballs (inside joke)..
Also, he's going to 66 yrs. old!!!!!!!!!!!



It's not everytime he leaves, usually before a holiday.

every holiday. will he grab your ass on MLK day?

[disneyspy]

he always visits, i don't think it's strange.

what does the carpet cleanin dude kiss?

[ecobag2]

are you actually supposed to use your lips when you kiss people on the cheek? i don't, but i think i make a kissing noise. that's crazy when you think about it.

I was thinking about this last night - I have an aikido instructor that I'm friendly with and we had a moment where she went to kiss me goodbye and happy new year from drinks after practice. And I think if I was friendlier and more familiar with her I'd have used lips but the relationship is such that we were a little more non-commital with it.

[RoseBlood]

just admit you are turned on by the cleaning guy, but you can't give into your feelings because you're afraid to be seen with a cleaning guy.

Haha.. I'd be more ashamed because he's half retarded but he makes an honest living.

[PerryWinkle]

Haha.. I'd be more ashamed because he's half retarded but he makes an honest living.

so let me get this straight, you made out with a retarded 66 years old cleaning man today?

[~Katja~]

i guess it is kind of gay, but i believe i've done it to you and you got wet so i'm guilty.
you did not air kiss my cheeks... there was skin contact!

he always visits, i don't think it's strange.
so he is more of a friend than just a house keeper?

Sounds like it turns you on a little.

Are there steamy fantasies about Manuel?

Let it out.

my fantasies involve Emanuelle :)


so he is 66... maybe Spider does have a chance ;)

[Marc with a c]

you did not air kiss my cheeks... there was skin contact!

yes, but no lips to cheek contact more cheek to cheek.

[Marc with a c]

my fantasies involve Emanuelle :)

lewis?

[RoseBlood]

so let me get this straight, you made out with a retarded 66 years old cleaning man today?
:flush:

so he is more of a friend than just a house keeper?
we are friendly at work, though we keep the coversations simple and don't associate outside of work.

[RoseBlood]

yes, but no lips to cheek contact more cheek to cheek.

you went ass to ass with katja?
razzle dazzle!

[~Katja~]

yes, but no lips to cheek contact more cheek to cheek.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/77/205637212_96b96976ab.jpg

[Marc with a c]

double sided dildo FTW!!

[GvacMobile]

I'm an incredible kisser.

[~Katja~]

I'm an incredible kisser.

and now that you are clean shaven, I bet you kiss like a 12 year old boy

[A.J.]

I kissed a girl and I liked it.

[mikeyboy]

You're a sloppy wet kisser aren't you?
It's usually the seniors who can't control their saliva.

I think you're confusing your posters.

[GvacMobile]

and now that you are clean shaven, I bet you kiss like a 12 year old boy

I knew you were kinky!

Can I call you mommy?

[~Katja~]

I think you're confusing your posters.

she always mixes them up... that's why we labeled them for her
http://i39.tinypic.com/28wmi6p.jpg

[King Hippos Bandaid]

kissing is one of my strong points

wet kisses are for mongrels

have been told it was the main reason I get a second chance

[skyscraper]

they call me ol' desert lips.

[west milly Tom]

are you actually supposed to use your lips when you kiss people on the cheek? i don't, but i think i make a kissing noise. that's crazy when you think about it.


I do almost the exact same thing, only I touch cheeks and make the noise, no lips involved.

[Marc with a c]

I do almost the exact same thing, only I touch cheeks and make the noise, no lips involved.

why did you type the part in bold?

[west milly Tom]

kissing is one of my strong points

wet kisses are for mongrels

have been told it was the main reason I get a second chance



That and dudes love bacon breath.

[LaBoob]

I hooked up with a guy when I was around 18 and he was practically drooling into my mouth. When I pulled away there was a line of spit from his mouth to mine. Maybe the most god-awful kissing experience in my life.

[west milly Tom]

I hooked up with a guy when I was around 18 and he was practically drooling into my mouth. When I pulled away there was a line of spit from his mouth to mine. Maybe the most god-awful kissing experience in my life.



You know who's a good kisser...

[Whiskeyportal]

You know who's a good kisser...

My penis?

[Foster]

Haha.. I'd be more ashamed because he's half retarded but he makes an honest living.

this is odd, I've found that most retards have dry, chapped lips.

[RoseBlood]

I hooked up with a guy when I was around 18 and he was practically drooling into my mouth. When I pulled away there was a line of spit from his mouth to mine. Maybe the most god-awful kissing experience in my life.
oh dear god, that is horrifying, i'm sorry!

this is odd, I've found that most retards have dry, chapped lips.
and you know this how?

[Hottub]

I'm playing my Andrew Dice Gay as soon as I get home.

"'cause now I'm a fuckin' fag. Ooohh!"

[~Katja~]

You know who's a good kisser...

not you, or she'd mentioned it already :)


and what the hell is that noise making all about... just weird

[~Katja~]

I hooked up with a guy when I was around 18 and he was practically drooling into my mouth. When I pulled away there was a line of spit from his mouth to mine. Maybe the most god-awful kissing experience in my life.

I don't think I would have ever kissed a guy again for at least 10 years to get over that kind of trauma... just horrible

[west milly Tom]

not you, or she'd mentioned it already :)


and what the hell is that noise making all about... just weird



:shakes fist:

[ecobag2]

lewis?

Webster?

[lleeder]

Thats probably not saliva. I bet he jizzed and rubbed it on his lips then kissed you with it.

[LaBoob]

You know who's a good kisser...

west milly James Bond! :wub:

not you, or she'd mentioned it already :)

I was at work!!! :tongue:

I don't think I would have ever kissed a guy again for at least 10 years to get over that kind of trauma... just horrible

It put me off to guys for a while, I will admit. It's happened more than once though that time was just the absolute worst. Instant disgust.

[west milly Tom]

not you, or she'd mentioned it already :).


FACE! Oh my God face of the century!

[lleeder]

I bet Roseblood tastes salty and sweet like a ham. Who wouldn't slobber all over her?

[~Katja~]

FACE! Oh my God face of the century!

let's not go overboard here... it wasn't even half a face

[underdog]

I bet Roseblood tastes salty and sweet like a ham. Who wouldn't slobber all over her?

I'm starving.

[FUNKMAN]

thank goodness you're not a fish...

i got nuthin

except I remember when i was a kid and having to kiss my Uncle Junior on the cheek. he had a really big honker and it always hit me in the face

[TheMojoPin]

I'm starving.

Let's eat her pig.

And no, that's not code for anything.

Fuckin' creeps.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Let's eat her pig.

And no, that's not code for anything.

Fuckin' creeps.

I call the ribs and bacon

[TheMojoPin]

I'm an incredible kisser.

In that it's incredible you ever kiss anybody.

[TheMojoPin]

I call the ribs and bacon

What we get left, hooves, ears, snouts and anus?

Now I want a hot dog.

[TheMojoPin]

The housekeeping guy just came over to say goodbye and he plants a big sloppy wet kiss on my cheek. He always does this and whenever I try to turn the other cheek he winds up kissing my neck. I kinda extended my arm out when he leaned in but it never stops him.

Age is a weird thing. If a 25-year-old does that, the cops are called or gets his ass kicked. An old guy does it, it's just gross and awkward but nobody stops him.

[PerryWinkle]

Age is a weird thing. If a 25-year-old does that, the cops are called or gets his ass kicked. An old guy does it, it's just gross and awkward but nobody stops him.

that's why i can't wait to get real old

[King Hippos Bandaid]

What we get left, hooves, ears, snouts and anus?

Now I want a hot dog.


Starvin..........Earl we got an anus hot dog in the back

[Contra]

When I very first started kissing I was sloppy, but I learned fast. Now, I'm a master ;)

[~Katja~]

When I very first started kissing I was sloppy, but I learned fast. Now, I'm a master ;)

the man in question is 66... he better not just first started kissing...

[PerryWinkle]

Starvin..........Earl we got an anus hot dog in the back

isn't "anus hot dog" being redundant

[Foster]

that's why i can't wait to get real old

it's great, you get to give wet kisses to young women, and complain about just about anything!

[RoseBlood]

I think I am gonna hire rosebloods housekeeper... at least he also gives sloppy wet kisses

I just read this comment while I was lurking over at the Bomb Shelter. It prompted me to look at this thread again. I hadn't realized many of you thought I was talking about my own personal housekeeper at home. Cecil is the housekeeper at work, it's a fairly small department so everyone knows everyone. Hope that clears things up.. lol


How do i become your cleaning guy?

that sounds kinda gay...

and Roseblood... why would a house keeper actually come this close to you???

the real question, why is the cleaning guy kissing you everytime he leaves? is cleaning guy code for the illegal immigrant you're dating

I was wondering why I was getting comments like these and why people thought it was weird of him to give me a peck before he left for a holiday.

[BlackSpider]

I just read this comment while I was lurking over at the Bomb Shelter. It prompted me to look at this thread again. I hadn't realized many of you thought I was talking about my own personal housekeeper at home. Cecil is the housekeeper at work, it's a fairly small department so everyone knows everyone. Hope that clears things up.. lol








I was wondering why I was getting comments like these and why people thought it was weird of him to give me a peck before he left for a holiday.




OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH...

[~Katja~]

I just read this comment while I was lurking over at the Bomb Shelter. It prompted me to look at this thread again. I hadn't realized many of you thought I was talking about my own personal housekeeper at home. Cecil is the housekeeper at work, it's a fairly small department so everyone knows everyone. Hope that clears things up.. lol








I was wondering why I was getting comments like these and why people thought it was weird of him to give me a peck before he left for a holiday.

I actually didn't think he was your personal housekeeper... at least not after a few responses... but it just fit the joke in the other thread...

[NickyL0885]

Ive been told im a great kisser. Although, I dont know how much stock to put into it since its only been with 2 girls. One was ugly, the other was a whore(she was with 13 guys previously before me).

[RoseBlood]

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH...
you ok over there buddy? :unsure: :laugh:

I actually didn't think he was your personal housekeeper... at least not after a few responses... but it just fit the joke in the other thread...
To quote Spider: "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...." I can send him over your place to slobber all over your food too. :wink:

[~Katja~]

Ive been told im a great kisser. Although, I dont know how much stock to put into it since its only been with 2 girls. One was ugly, the other was a whore(she was with 13 guys previously before me).

that only makes here a whore if she was with all 13 the same night

[RoseBlood]

that only makes here a whore if she was with all 13 the same night

Haha.. nice

At the same time too? :unsure:
Let's do an orifice count..

*edit* if she were a true whore, one hole had more than enough room to accommodate 13 men.

[TheMojoPin]

So it was an old creep at work instead of an old creep at home.

Like the difference between Hottub and Doug, I guess.

[NickyL0885]

that only makes here a whore if she was with all 13 the same night

the girl is 21. she started with Guy #1 at 18years old.

[RoseBlood]

So it was an old creep at work instead of an old creep at home.

Like the difference between Hottub and Doug, I guess.

Haha.. he was a womanizer in his day.
But you, Mojo; you are the anti-creep. :smile:

[RoseBlood]

I've noticed pretty much any foodstuff that looks like jizz or jizz-y is delicious.

I take back my previous post.

[SatCam]

Ive been told im a great kisser. Although, I dont know how much stock to put into it since its only been with 2 girls. One was ugly, the other was a whore(she was with 13 guys previously before me).

well atleast you've kissed more girls than guys

[~Katja~]

the girl is 21. she started with Guy #1 at 18years old.

that's what she said to sound less whorish
would you still call her a whore if she started with #1 at 13???

[PerryWinkle]

so there is new info here now

Roseblood was making out with a 66 year old retarded coworker guy, not her own personal male maid.

Wow, I'm glad that's cleared up

[BlackSpider]

so there is new info here now

Roseblood was making out with a 66 year old retarded coworker guy, not her own personal male maid.
Wow, I'm glad that's cleared up

Either way, it makes me feel like I have a chance...

[TheMojoPin]

I take back my previous post.

It's true.

Eggnog.

Mayo.

Sour cream.

Ice cream.

Oatmeal.

Certain soups.

All delicious.

[PerryWinkle]

Either way, it makes me feel like I have a chance...

all you need to do now is get a job where she works. you have everything else covered

[RoseBlood]

so there is new info here now

Roseblood was making out with a 66 year old retarded coworker guy, not her own personal male maid.

Wow, I'm glad that's cleared up
Either way, it makes me feel like I have a chance...
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The 'hog is delicious. I've noticed pretty much any foodstuff that looks like jizz or jizz-y is delicious.
It's true.

Eggnog.

Mayo.

Sour cream.

Ice cream.

Oatmeal.

Certain soups.

All delicious.
Oatmeal? This concerns me. Please see a doctor.

[PerryWinkle]

i like that clip. so short, but so precise:thumbup:

[~Katja~]

i like that clip. so short, but so precise:thumbup:

I think it could find more use in the ass wiping penetration thread

[BlackSpider]

OK
I hope you're all happy.
My feelings are hurt. AGAIN... :down:

[PerryWinkle]

OK
I hope you're all happy.
My feelings are hurt. AGAIN... :down:

yeah roseblood and katja, you two never know when to stop. this man has feelings too

[TheMojoPin]

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Oatmeal? This concerns me. Please see a doctor.

Whatever Cream of Wheat is.

[RoseBlood]

OK
I hope you're all happy.
My feelings are hurt. AGAIN... :down:

I'm very sorry.. http://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-hug005.gif
I'm trying to be nice for 2009, but people make it incredibly difficult.
Stop setting yourselves up so much.
Btw.. my post was more a jab at Perry than yourself, but I couldn't find a "shut up beavis" clip.. :wink:

[PerryWinkle]

OK
I hope you're all happy.
My feelings are hurt NOW....:glurps:

[BlackSpider]

OK
I hope you're all happy.
My feelings are hurt NOW....:glurps:

I'm happy...

[PerryWinkle]

I'm pappy...

fixed

[~Katja~]

yeah roseblood and katja, you two never know when to stop. this man has feelings too
and he has a sexy scar now

OK
I hope you're all happy.
My feelings are hurt NOW....:glurps:

I don't believe it

[RoseBlood]

a scar? :ohmy:

[PerryWinkle]

a scar? :ohmy:

yeah he finally had the operation to complete his "transition"

[BlackSpider]

a scar? :ohmy:

I have a lot of scars. Mostly emotional.
Katja is refering to my recent stupidity at work.
When I was walking, and cleaning my safety glasses.
And I walked face first into some steel hanging off the back of a truck.
I don't think I'll have a scar from it though...

[PerryWinkle]

yeah he finally had the operation to complete his "transition"

I have a lot of scars. Mostly emotional.
Katja is refering to my recent stupidity at work.
When I was walking, and cleaning my safety glasses.
And I walked face first into some steel hanging off the back of a truck.
I don't think I'll have a scar from it though...

So i was wrong i guess?

[BlackSpider]

yeah he finally had the operation to complete his "transition"

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/angry-smiley-023.gifhttp://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/angry-smiley-021.gif

[RoseBlood]

I have a lot of scars. Mostly emotional.
Katja is refering to my recent stupidity at work.
When I was walking, and cleaning my safety glasses.
And I walked face first into some steel hanging off the back of a truck.
I don't think I'll have a scar from it though...

I'm sorry to hear that. Be more careful next time :tongue:
Hope you're ok?

and btw, you're a little 'mature' to be so emo aren't you?

i've already broken my new years resolution.. :sad:

[PerryWinkle]

http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/angry-smiley-023.gifhttp://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/angry-smiley-021.gif

i'm not sure what you're trying to say with these

[RoseBlood]

i'm not sure what you're trying to say with these

too easy

[~Katja~]

i'm not sure what you're trying to say with these

he wants to tickle your prostate with them

[PerryWinkle]

too easy

be careful, ms roseblood. you are suppose to be nice to all this year.

[~Katja~]

be careful, ms roseblood. you are suppose to be nice to all this year.

I have a feeling Santa would much rather see her on his naughty list

[PerryWinkle]

I have a feeling Santa would much rather see her on his naughty list

cue spider as santa joke.......

[BlackSpider]

be careful, ms roseblood. you are suppose to be nice to all this year.

Like most resolutions, that one went into the shitter one hour into the new year...

I have a feeling Santa would much rather see her on his naughty list


So would I.
You should be on that list also...

[Foster]

You should be on that list also...

she already is, she justs wants roseblood to keep her company

[RoseBlood]

Like most resolutions, that one went into the shitter one hour into the new year.

Great, now MY feelings are hurt :flush:

I give unconditional love in return for a few cheap shots.

[BlackSpider]

Great, now MY feelings are hurt :flush:

I give unconditional love in return for a few cheap shots.

I'm sorry... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/love-smiley-063.gif http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/mrstraetz.gif

[PerryWinkle]

Great, now MY feelings are hurt :flush:

I give unconditional love in return for a few cheap shots.

ms roseblood, you'll have to excuse my friend Butthead, he gets cranky when its this late. you know how the "mature" people get at night. he probably didn't mean to insult you

[BlackSpider]

ms roseblood, you'll have to excuse my friend Butthead, he gets cranky when its this late. you know how the "mature" people get at night. he probably didn't mean to insult you

I have a feeling that if the Girl:Guy ratio of .Net was 20:1,
You and I would still be bumping pricks...

[PerryWinkle]

I have a feeling that if the Girl:Guy ratio of .Net was 20:1,
You and I would still be bumping pricks...

are you hitting on me now:unsure:

[Foster]

good night everyone,

wet-retard-kisses all around.

[~Katja~]

are you hitting on me now:unsure:

2009 is looking good for ya now

[PerryWinkle]

2009 is looking good for ya now

i'll finally get that sugar daddy i've been looking for



and good night foster

[RoseBlood]

I had something nice and insulting typed out for you two.
But I'm still holding out hope that I can be nice for a full day.
And now I'm sad at the realization I have nothing left to say to either of you that's not playfully mean-spirited.
I guess I'll go back to sassing cranky man emojo.

:down:

[PerryWinkle]

I had something nice and insulting typed out for you two.
But I'm still holding out hope that I can be nice for a full day.
And now I'm sad at the realization I have nothing left to say to either of you that's not playfully mean-spirited.
I guess I'll go back to sassing cranky man emojo.

:down:

go ahead and say it, i doubt anything you would say will make us go away

[TheMojoPin]

http://kfb1.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/hershey-kiss-fountain.jpg

[NickyL0885]

that's what she said to sound less whorish
would you still call her a whore if she started with #1 at 13???

I dont know. If that was the case, id say that she was addicted to sex at a young age. But i just find that a girl being with 13 guys within a 3 year span disgusting. She was with one guy for 6 months. I dont know how long any of the others lasted. Then again, everyone has there own sexual past. If I never asked her, we probably would have dated.

[underdog]

I dont know. If that was the case, id say that she was addicted to sex at a young age. But i just find that a girl being with 13 guys within a 3 year span disgusting. She was with one guy for 6 months. I dont know how long any of the others lasted. Then again, everyone has there own sexual past. If I never asked her, we probably would have dated.

She sounds like a good egg.

The bitch liked to fuck; who cares? At that time, she wanted to fuck you. That should have been the only thing that mattered.