Who Will Alert Us Of Your Unfortunate Death?

[lleeder]

Call me a morbid fellow but I've always wondered "If I die who how will Ronfez.net ever know?" I haven't made any concrete plans but maybe I'll tell my wife to send a PM to Mikeyboy or maybe I'll write out a haunting message and have her post it for all to see. Have you made plans for "us" when you cross over or will we just be thinking what ever happened to...? I'd post a poll but polls lead to comments and this is a subject that needs discussion.

[mikeyboy]

I figure someone would figure it out sooner or later.

[west milly Tom]

I barely care enough to breathe. There is no ronfez.net exit plan.

[disneyspy]

ooooooooooo this is the ghost of the disneyspy ooooooooooooo im going to haunt lleeder oooooooooooooo i cant believe hes married oooooooooooooo (is it too early to derail this thread?)oooooooooooooo lleeder got robbed oooooooooooooo

[epo]

My long-lost brother Gvac will sense something is wrong and report it.

You'll see!

[spot]

I taught my dog how to post as me. (He has his own log-in)

[Gvac]

My long-lost brother Gvac will sense something is wrong and report it.

You'll see!

I've got ya covered brother!

[drjoek]

I wonder what happened to Fat_Sunny?

[Marc with a c]

we're all dead tomorrow except stugots and hottub.

[happytypinggirl]

you guys would know first. which one of you is willing to notify my family and 'outside friends'?

[drjoek]

I'm not sure "Unfortunate" applies to everyone that posts here.

[GreatAmericanZero]

it really is a nightmare thought of mine thinking of all the messageboard people talking shit about me and making horrid jokes about my death and my life as my parents read the messageboard in tears


i guess my only option is just not to die

[Don Stugots]

lleeder, i have thought about this too. i guess for me it would easy since i talk to so many people here off the board, regina will tell them and then they will pass it along.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

one of my friends from HS died( i was about to friend him) his facebook is still active

someone linked the obit article to his page

it was morbid



If I pass, Randy would probably call the show or post it here

[Dougie Brootal]

i always thought christin would probably tell stugots on facebook or myspace. and he would laugh and take her out for nice seafood dinner.

[Don Stugots]

i always thought christin would probably tell stugots on facebook or myspace. and he would laugh and take her out for nice seafood dinner.

that is still the plan but we had seafood the other night. maybe Italian? p.s. threesomes are great.

[lleeder]

one of my friends from HS died( i was about to friend him) his facebook is still active

someone linked the obit article to his page

it was morbid



If I pass, Randy would probably call the show or post it here

I can imagine Ron's reaction. "Hippo died? Sorry Randy that waaaaay too inside for Sirius listeners to care about *CLICK*..."

[Dougie Brootal]

that is still the plan but we had seafood the other night. maybe Italian? p.s. threesomes are great.

she likes french better.

[Gvac]

I want to do a Houdini type thing with you guys. He gave his wife a secret password so she would know it was him contacting her from the great beyond.

Mine will be "Kajagoogoo."

[drjoek]

"Big ass 307 Buddays, Hippo's Dead!". Big ass Prize closet for ya Whata we got Earl? Second season of Scrubs on DVD Ron

[Don Stugots]

she likes french better.

not any more.

[~Katja~]

you guys would know first. which one of you is willing to notify my family and 'outside friends'?

I need someone who speaks German to do that... not sure ... but I may have to teach Charlie to post... cause else I don't know who would notice and post it

[lleeder]

I want to do a Houdini type thing with you guys. He gave his wife a secret password so she would know it was him contacting her from the great beyond.

Mine will be "Kajagoogoo."

If I do a Ouija board by myself will you possess me?

[Gvac]

If I do a Ouija board by myself will you possess me?

With all my might, Count Choc...errrr, lleeder!

[Dougie Brootal]

not any more.
:flush:

[EliSnow]

If I die unexpectedly, everyone will know because my lawyer will be releasing certain video and audio tapes I've acquired during my time here.

[PanterA]

Its actually happened.

One case the mother posted under that persons name to let us know

[patsopinion]

I wonder what happened to Fat_Sunny?

fuck you

[~Katja~]

If I die unexpectedly, everyone will know because my lawyer will be releasing certain video and audio tapes I've acquired during my time here.

Can't wait!
Please die!

[Sue_Bender]

fuck you

Tell 'em, Pat!

Doc's the cummiest. :tongue:

[Hottub]

My chick already knows.
Call Stugots & Regina, and send an email to Ronny B.

You fuckers better show up at my funeral!

[TheMojoPin]

Nobody. I only know a couple of people from the board "in real life," but none of them have any connections to the people who would inform them of my untimely passing. I guess I can only hope that when I go it's dramatic and newsworthy and people that know me recognize my name/photo.

[~Katja~]

My chick already knows.
Call Stugots & Regina, and send an email to Ronny B.

You fuckers better show up at my funeral!

only if there will be spinach dip at the after party

[TheMojoPin]

My chick already knows.
Call Stugots & Regina, and send an email to Ronny B.

You fuckers better show up at my funeral!

The line for grave-dancing will be so long.




































Love ya.






































I lied.

[lleeder]

My chick already knows.
Call Stugots & Regina, and send an email to Ronny B.

You fuckers better show up at my funeral!

I'm coming dressed as a board character.

[PerryWinkle]

i've been thinking about this alot lately. now i feel like a need a plan

[lleeder]

i've been thinking about this alot lately. now i feel like a need a plan

Its an omen.

[~Katja~]

I'm coming dressed as a board character.

http://www.foureyesjokeshop.com/ProductImages/Count_Chocula_Funny_Adult_Halloween.jpg

[~Katja~]

i've been thinking about this alot lately. now i feel like a need a plan

you have been thinking about announcing your death on .net or dying in general?

[drjoek]

I'm gonna outlive all of ya. I'll take down the server when the last of you are gone.

[underdog]

I once thought you died when you didn't post here for like a month.

Also, I'm pretty sure Ted would come on and let any of us know if someone passed.

[Don Stugots]

My chick already knows.
Call Stugots & Regina, and send an email to Ronny B.

You fuckers better show up at my funeral!

tell her to CC me on that email as well.

[PerryWinkle]

you have been thinking about announcing your death on .net or dying in general?

how the news of my passing would make it to my e-friends.

[tanless1]

will devolop plan in year or so, once i see how this relationship is panning out.

[TED]

Hi I'm Ted The Death Notifier. I Run Teds Notification Emporium. My Mother Use To Make Me Read The Obitiuaries Everyday. Mother Wanted Me To Know Who Died. I Hate Dead People Cause When Someone Dies They Leave Ghostssssssssststsss.

[TED]

I Make Obitiuaries Out Of The Doodie Of Cancer Patients. I Hate Ghostssssss. Everytime I Notify A Death I Make A Philament.

[GregoryJoseph]

I Hate Dead People Cause When Someone Dies They Leave Ghostssssssssststsss.

Not always, Ted.

Not always.

[razorboy]

Who's going to tell lleeder he's been dead this whole time?

[evedder]

I see the world
Feel the chill
Which way to go
Windowsill
I see the words
On a rocking horse of time
I see the birds in the rain

[Fallon]

stump12 will give you the bad news.

:glurps:

[cougarjake13]

Its actually happened.

One case the mother posted under that persons name to let us know



who was that if you dont mind me asking

[A.J.]

Actually, I have thought of this since I fly a lot and pretty much have a bulls-eye on me whenever I go to the Middle East since I'm an American infidel. I sent my mother a list of e-mail addresses to contact in the event of my death. I think she has Mikeyboy's and Fuzzybutt's.

[furie]

my wife's a member here, so i guess (or hope anyway) that she's start a thread

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Anybody Seen Gvac?

[BlackSpider]

Gvac's plane spun-in over the sea of Japan...
Ther were,
No
Survivors... :down:

[SatCam]

I dont think anyone would give a shit even if they found out










:smoke:

[jauble]

I for one, welcome our ant overlords and dont think I will die. Just in case I post under almost my name so if I stop posting for awhile google and then call the cops.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm pretty sure my death will be pathetic enough after the cats eat my face. After that, there's NO reason to be associated with a web site of any kind.

[Hosp]

With the scope of what I'm planning it's bound to make the news.

[SinA]

My husband, the real SinA, died in November, 2007. I've been logging in in his name and making posts since then, mostly in the hot chick pic thread. It's what he would have wanted.

[PerryWinkle]

my wife's a member here, so i guess (or hope anyway) that she's start a thread

and we would be there to comfort her in such a time :innocent:

[STC-Dub]

No one and you won't notice either.:unsure:

[Foster]

maybe we should all legally change our real names to our board names, this way there's a better chance of finding out when one of us dies.

[~Katja~]

maybe we should all legally change our real names to our board names, this way there's a better chance of finding out when one of us dies.

that would be real hard for me

[Foster]

that would be real hard for me

maybe Mikeyboy will let you change your board name, then you can change your real name to match that.

[PerryWinkle]

maybe Mikeyboy will let you change your board name, then you can change your real name to match that.

all she has to do is change her real name to include "~" and we would surely notice that if she met her untimely death:tongue:

[Foster]

all she has to do is change her real name to include "~" and we would surely notice that if she met her untimely death:tongue:

I thought the "~" was part of her real name,

she is from Germany

[BlackSpider]

I thought the "~" was part of her real name,

she is from Germany

Yeah, but ~~ is spanish...

[Tenbatsuzen]

who was that if you dont mind me asking

CircusBoy (not to be confused with CruelCircus). I believe, I'm not sure, but I think he died in his sleep.

[Earlshog]

that would be real hard for me

thats what she said

[Foster]

thats what she said

yeah, we know

we can all read

[Tenbatsuzen]

CircusBoy (not to be confused with CruelCircus). I believe, I'm not sure, but I think he died in his sleep.

Correction:

Al Dukes let FMJeff know. And Dan died from vomit aspiration.

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=28286&highlight=circusboy

[DarkHippie]

I think the only way you guys would know about me dying is my facebook profile. if it ever says "Craig is . . . Dead." then i may actually be dead.

or i might be cutting work.

[Caseyelan]

you guys would know first. which one of you is willing to notify my family and 'outside friends'?

I'll take that role..... and dial caka.


I think dave would mention if I died.



I think.

[Coach]

I'll take that role..... and dial caka.


I think dave would mention if I died.



I think.
He wanted toys for xmas..

[DiabloSammich]

I've made arrangements for Great Tigers Turban to let you know, all the while calling you filthy American faggots.

[Hottub]

Sammich's notice will read;

"Mi jefe son muerte.
Bueno. El hijo de puta!!!"

[Reephdweller]

I'm sure Amy would post about my death, otherwise SR-71 will make a really awkward thread with a poll attached about it, followed by a thread about how he used his cell phone to duck out of funeral.

[Hottub]

I'm sure Amy would post about my death, otherwise SR-71 will make a really awkward thread with a poll attached about it, followed by a thread about how he used his cell phone to duck out of funeral.

:lol::lol:

[Piuki]

I am pretty sure BeerBandit would tell ya...unless he's the cause for my untimely demise and thus on the lam...in which case, the news would come from Chip!

[Marc with a c]

i'm still alive.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i'm still alive.

stop stealing evedder's gimmick

[Dougie Brootal]

stop stealing evedder's gimmick

hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!