Is anyone watching this jump shit on ESPN?

[Snoogans]

I'm guessing this is live. So I'll watch to see if something goes wrong of course. I dont even know what the point of this shit is.

[lleeder]

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actually no I haven't seen it yet.

[Snoogans]

its on ESPN right now. And its fuckin driving me nuts cause the guy announcing it is the guy from Fight Night 3, its fuckin with my head

[KnoxHarrington]

I'm watching this, and it's just god-awful. The best part are the douchebag announcers, who take this far more seriously than the guys who call things like the Super Bowl, the Final Four, the World Series, and the Masters do.

[Snoogans]

I'm watching this, and it's just god-awful. The best part are the douchebag announcers, who take this far more seriously than the guys who call things like the Super Bowl, the Final Four, the World Series, and the Masters do.

this is REAL athlete shit though Knox. Its not like Tiger Woods has the skills to DRIVE A CAR UP A RAMP ON CRUISE CONTROL

[Knowledged_one]

You mean this isnt on the ocho

[Snoogans]

is it wrong that I am rooting for COMPLETE DISASTER. I want this guy to go fly clean over the arch and just panic wavin

[Snoogans]

there is 25 people there. this shit blows

[KnoxHarrington]

is it wrong that I am rooting for COMPLETE DISASTER. I want this guy to go fly clean over the arch and just panic wavin

I want that douche who's going to jump a skateboard over the fake Arc de Triomphe to land on his head, which then explodes like a cantelope at a Gallagher show.

[Snoogans]

I want that douche who's going to jump a skateboard over the fake Arc de Triomphe to land on his head, which then explodes like a cantelope at a Gallagher show.

its not a skateboard. Its a motorcycle

if it was a skateboard jumpin up that high, that would be some badass shit

[midwestjeff]

Are you sure you guys aren't just watching a Simpsons rerun?

[Snoogans]

this show shoulda been fuckin 20 min long, not 90

[KnoxHarrington]

Are you sure you guys aren't just watching a Simpsons rerun?

If only.

[Snoogans]

are you ready for big moment number 1



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[KnoxHarrington]

"One of the greats in his sport."

Damn, there's so much wrong with that sentence.

CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH CRASH

[KnoxHarrington]

It would be funny as hell if, during these warm-ups he's doing, he crashes into a light pole.

[Snoogans]

i hope the ramp thing doesnt fold away like it should and it just flattens his tires and shoots him backwards

[smiler grogan]

just turned this on......cool?

[Snoogans]

does that count? I love how they kept cheering louder as he was crashing worse and worse

[smiler grogan]

meh

[Snoogans]

booooo


also, you can hear the announcer on delay after he talks in the background. TURN DOWN YOUR RADIO ASSES

[Knowledged_one]

Nice crash and weak backflip but i do want to nail the chick reporter

[KnoxHarrington]

does that count? I love how they kept cheering louder as he was crashing worse and worse

Not quite as cool as it could have been.

[Snoogans]

we still have hope the motorcycle guy will impale himself on something

[Snoogans]

this interview is just riveting

[KnoxHarrington]

we still have hope the motorcycle guy will impale himself on something

I'm hoping for a massive fireball there.

[smiler grogan]

the echo is annoying as hell so is his girly voice and the over eager announcer blech to it all

[Snoogans]

i'd give him like a 3.5, but the chinese judge gave it a 1.2

[Snoogans]

its not courage. Its not like someone was gonna die if he didnt do this. he decided to fuckin do it. Why would anyone feel bad if he got fucked up?

[KnoxHarrington]

its not courage. Its not like someone was gonna die if he didnt do this. he decided to fuckin do it. Why would anyone feel bad if he got fucked up?

It's courage to run into a burning building to save a kid, or to rush the enemy tank to save your buddies pinned down by fire. Some idiot from Australia jumping a motorcycle onto a fake-ass Arc de Triomphe is not courage.

[Snoogans]

It's courage to run into a burning building to save a kid, or to rush the enemy tank to save your buddies pinned down by fire. Some idiot from Australia jumping a motorcycle onto a fake-ass Arc de Triomphe is not courage.

hopefully jumping over it and down the otherside with no landing

[Snoogans]

yea dickheads, this is just like stickin a golf ball close to the pin

[KnoxHarrington]

yea dickheads, this is just like stickin a golf ball close to the pin

The announcers for any "extreme sport" are always like this, though. They spend most of the time trying to justify what you're seeing as a sport, as if to pretend you aren't watching to see if someone might injure themselves horribly.

[KnoxHarrington]

Ha ha ha they're showing computer animation of this douche wiping out.

[Snoogans]

The announcers for any "extreme sport" are always like this, though. They spend most of the time trying to justify what you're seeing as a sport, as if to pretend you aren't watching to see if someone might injure themselves horribly.

i can understand like snowboarding being considered a sport, cause you are doing that shit mostly with your own body. But when you have a machine that you just decided to ride off of something, thats not a sport to me. I used to ride my bike off a ramp into barnegat bay. Im one of the worlds greatest athletes apparently

[Snoogans]

Ha ha ha they're showing computer animation of this douche wiping out.

man that shit looked so cool. I cant wait

[Snoogans]

tell me they arent comparing this to tiger woods US Open and the Giants SB and a fuckin horse dying after a race

[KnoxHarrington]

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS

Now let's watch this douchebag wipe out.

[epo]

tell me they arent comparing this to tiger woods US Open and the Giants SB and a fuckin horse dying after a race

He must go 350+.

[Snoogans]

HAPPY NEW YEAR MOTHERFUCKERS

Now let's watch this douchebag wipe out.

no but he is like Tiger and Nadal and KG all in one, he cant possibly

[Snoogans]

He must go 350+.

this pussy hasnt even gone 350+ feet. Dont even get me started

[epo]

this pussy hasnt even gone 350+ feet. Dont even get me started

He can hole out anytime he wants!

[Snoogans]

He can hole out anytime he wants!

i hope he holes himself out on the top of his landing deck and just plummets

[smiler grogan]

this does have me interested more than the guy flipping the truck like a dukes of hazzard stunt
gone wrong. but its not a sport its a stunt announcer douche

[KnoxHarrington]

i hope he holes himself out on the top of his landing deck and just plummets

My favorite scenario of the ones they showed was the one where he falls off the bike during the return landing, and then his bike falls down on top of him.

That would be epic

[Snoogans]

My favorite scenario of the ones they showed was the one where he falls off the bike during the return landing, and then his bike falls down on top of him.

That would be epic

i love when they talk about all the doom scenarios and past fuck ups. I hope it happens so much now so they stop this fuckin insanity

[KnoxHarrington]

OK, they didn't need to tell me that he's ripped his scrotum.

[Snoogans]

OK, they didn't need to tell me that he's ripped his scrotum.

it would be awesome if that shit had nothing to do with motorcycles, they just wanted to dime him out

[KnoxHarrington]

it would be awesome if that shit had nothing to do with motorcycles, they just wanted to dime him out

Yeah, like it was an overenthusiastic ladyboy during a visit to Bangkok.

[smiler grogan]

ripped off his lip, and tore his scrot, plus he has a twitch he looks a lot older than 27
tonight he possibly dies on a prop in vegas

[Snoogans]

robbie is still on the ground but wont be for long. I cant wait to see how fast he plummets backdown to it, hopefully without the bike under him

[KnoxHarrington]

Australian women are often hot...until they start speaking.

Least sexy accent on Earth

[Crippler]

Is there more than one jump going here, or have you guys been talking about this for an hour & 15 minutes & this douche still hasn't jumped?

[KnoxHarrington]

Is there more than one jump going here, or have you guys been talking about this for an hour & 15 minutes & this douche still hasn't jumped?

There was also some idiot making a truck do a backflip, but, yeah, this is an hour and a half for 2 things that will probably last 15 seconds combined.

[Snoogans]

2 jumps, one was a fail, this one hopefully is a successful wreck

[smiler grogan]

I saw the idiot in the truck and now we are gonna see the moron on the bike.

[KnoxHarrington]

You know, if this does go badly and he dies or is greviously injured, I probably will feel like a total scumbag.

I'll still laugh, but I'll be guilty about it.

[smiler grogan]

some partnership he rips his sack open and she.................................

[Snoogans]

i wont. there is zero purpose to this and i wouldnt feel bad at all


especially since he keeps bailin. HIT THE RAMP FAG

[KnoxHarrington]

I think that announcer just came.

[Snoogans]

there was nothing exciting about that at all

[KnoxHarrington]

Anyone else get the impression we were being totally bullshitted about how hard that was?

[Snoogans]

Anyone else get the impression we were being totally bullshitted about how hard that was?

i thought this when they were talkin to pastrana. Ive seen travis actually go nuts about tricks during xgames and tonight he was like way over the top too excited.




and booo hoo he cut his hand

[Snoogans]

seriously it has to run late? It coulda been done in 10 minutes and it ran late on an hour and a half

[STC-Dub]

Like how the announcer had to apologize for the bad language, like they did not consider that as a possibility? I would have enjoyed it more if we could have seen how the RC card did on the fall more.

[cougarjake13]

i watched it


i was hoping that the bike would just miss going over and the front tire clips the top and falls back to earth

[Holes]

I tivo'd it and just fast forwarded through the BS and watched the jumps. That was some of the worst programming on ESPN since some of their original movies.

[cougarjake13]

I tivo'd it and just fast forwarded through the BS and watched the jumps. That was some of the worst programming on ESPN since some of their original movies.



it was worse than watching darts on espn

[drjoek]

Gonna sound like an old man here but, at least when Evel Kineval used to do these stunts there was some sense that something might not succeed, you'd watch to see if hed make it or not. That thing last night held no suspense. They had it worked out. I miss that aspect of potential disaster.

[Snoogans]

next year he is probably gona ride up one side of the luxor and down the other. EXTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME

[STC-Dub]

He is going to try and walk the strip without being handed a pamphlet. There's a trick!