How many degrees are you away from a celebrity?

[Nothing Sound]

I'm sure you've all heard of the game Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon.
Well the death of John Travolta's son got me to remembering that the Travolta's are in my family. Well, sort of.

Here it is:

My Uncle (Mom's Brother) married the Sister of John Travolta's Brother's wife. Make sense?

So how close are you related to a celebrity?

[drjoek]

I'm a living legend.

[Snoogans]

My aunt Eileen had a one night stand with Al Leiter in Atlanta. I think that's about as close as I get

[reeshy]

Does Jesus Christ strike bell????????????

[Don Stugots]

My aunt Eileen had a one night stand with Al Leiter in Atlanta. I think that's about as close as I get

i think you got me beat with that one.

[Misteriosa]

(im not sure how the degree thing works but...)

my cousin was engaged to jennifer lopez.
(but then again who wasnt?)

a former dance member is now a tour dancer for ne-yo (and is a bit of a celeb herself as pics from his phone of her blowing him surfaced)

my old dance director danced for madonna on tour

[Snoogans]

i think you got me beat with that one.

It would be so funny to me had she not CALLED AND TOLD ME OUT OF EXCITEMENT THE NEXT DAY


What a whore

[Snoogans]

(im not sure how the degree thing works but...)

my cousin was engaged to jennifer lopez.
(but then again who wasnt?)

a former dance member is now a tour dancer for ne-yo

my old dance director danced for madonna on tour

Do you know KFed?

[Misteriosa]

Do you know KFed?

no.

[Don Stugots]

It would be so funny to me had she not CALLED AND TOLD ME OUT OF EXCITEMENT THE NEXT DAY


What a whore

i like the cut of her jib.

seriously, i am not related to anyone famous. my grandmother used to know Jimmy Roselli but i dont think that counts.

[Nothing Sound]

(im not sure how the degree thing works.....)


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon

[Snoogans]

no.

That's a shame, he's rollin VIP

[Snoogans]

i like the cut of her jib.

seriously, i am not related to anyone famous. my grandmother used to know Jimmy Roselli but i dont think that counts.

she is married now.....to a black guy. Seriously, was anyone surprised by this?

[IMSlacker]

My uncle dated Ann Margret in high school.

[disneyspy]

i post on the same board as stugots,YES HIM!

[Foster]

i post on the same board as stugots,YES HIM!

lock the thread

[reeshy]

Hey Snoogy......are you gay????? You know too much about this shit!!!!!!

[Tall_James]

My uncle dated Ann Margret in high school.

Wow. I'd still ask to smell his fingers.

[Kevin]

My aunt Eileen had a one night stand with Al Leiter in Atlanta. I think that's about as close as I get

I can't wait until Al's wife stumbles into this and Al finds you because Jon sold your IP to him for 20 bucks

[Don Stugots]

i post on the same board as stugots,YES HIM!

lock the thread

i am blushing.

[Marc with a c]

i met fez

[Snoogans]

Hey Snoogy......are you gay????? You know too much about this shit!!!!!!

about My aunt's thing with al leiter? I said she fuckin called and told me. I didnt wanna hear that shit

[Kevin]

i am blushing.

Na, you just fell asleep in your pasta

[~Katja~]

i met fez

do yo have a picture to proof it?

[BlackSpider]

do yo have a picture to prove it?

Fixed...

[disneyspy]

do yo have a picture to proof it?

its prove,prooooooooove it
photo editer

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

My brother was the Bass player for the Players.

[Ricky24]

I have Kevin Bacon beat. Go to jaymohr.com and ask the oracle about ANYONE.
I am like two degrees from everybody. Seriously, fun game. jj


P.S. I had a one night stand with mark leiter. (and ozzie canseco)

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

My dad's cousin used to be Mel Gibson's driver...maybe he still is, idunno.

[disneyspy]

I have Kevin Bacon beat. Go to jaymohr.com and ask the oracle about ANYONE.
I am like two degrees from everybody. Seriously, fun game. jj


P.S. I had a one night stand with mark leiter. (and ozzie canseco)

so what? i post on the same board as stugots

[~Katja~]

I may be related to ... nobody... I don't even my family wants to be related to me

[Snoogans]

I have Kevin Bacon beat. Go to jaymohr.com and ask the oracle about ANYONE.
I am like two degrees from everybody. Seriously, fun game. jj


P.S. I had a one night stand with mark leiter. (and ozzie canseco)

I'd have rather my aunt fucked one of them. Anyone but a Yankee



Even though he was still a Met at the time, Al Leiter I mean

[underdog]

One of my best friends growing up was a semi-celebrity (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0140393/). Does that count?

[GreatAmericanZero]

my dad works with John Leguizamo's cousin

[BlackSpider]

I may be related to ... nobody... I don't even my family wants to be related to me

Their loss...




I'm glad I know you... http://i145.photobucket.com/albums/r221/spidescorp/love-smiley-063.gif

[Snoogans]

One of my best friends growing up was a semi-celebrity (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0140393/). Does that count?

He was in Bushwhacked. If that isnt celebrity, I dont know what is

[britneypablo]

i happen to be a reincarnation of Benny Franklin

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

A guy I work with played guitar in Overkill before it was Overkill.

[PerryWinkle]

I have Kevin Bacon beat. Go to jaymohr.com and ask the oracle about ANYONE.
I am like two degrees from everybody. Seriously, fun game. jj


P.S. I had a one night stand with mark leiter. (and ozzie canseco)

does this count? i hooked up with the chick from Unhappily...Ever After

[disneyspy]

oh and i went to jaymohr.com,there is no ask the oracle,congrats on winnin best caller of 08 tho

[GreatAmericanZero]

i think if we did our own "6 Degrees of Jay Mohr" thread that would be awesome! I would start it myself but i don't know if the mods would give me shit about it being too close to this one

i know Jay was on SNL and did a voice on the Simpsons once, when you do this game do you get everyone who was ever on SNL or the Simpsons or just people he worked with directly?

[PerryWinkle]

i think if we did our own "6 Degrees of Jay Mohr" thread that would be awesome! I would start it myself but i don't know if the mods would give me shit about it being too close to this one

i know Jay was on SNL and did a voice on the Simpsons once, when you do this game do you get everyone who was ever on SNL or the Simpsons or just people he worked with directly?

i would say he had to work with them directly

[hedges]

I met Itzhak Perlman. :smoke:

[Hottub]

I post on the same board as the guy who is married to Regina.

And I dig Mohr Cox!!

And the guy who invented the Spy Report (hoo hoo)

[Friday]

Lee Grant is my third cousin.

she changed her name as so many actors do.

[PanterA]

Dustin Hoffman obsessively hit on my mom.

They met at one of his movie premiers and he would ask her out for weeks after. To bad she was married with children at the time or I might actually have been a step child to a millionaire. Damn my dad and his power of love.

[Marc with a c]

i'm two degrees from jay mohr.

i met fez.

[disneyspy]

im 3 degrees,i met marc

[Marc with a c]

Dustin Hoffman obsessively hit on my mom.

They met at one of his movie premiers and he would ask her out for weeks after. To bad she was married with children at the time or I might actually have been a step child to a millionaire. Damn my dad and his power of love.

your dad is huey lewis?

[Heather 8]

No famous relations, but I am in a movie with Mickey Rourke. :tongue:

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

My friend Ed is really good friends with Jennifer Lopez's not famous sister. I see her every year at his holiday party.

[ecobag2]

I know no celebrities or anyone who knows any. I'm kind of digging that.

[PanterA]

your dad is huey lewis?No unfortunately not, but I remember he used to joke that he borrowed a ladder from Jacob, our neighbor at the time.

Boy the 80's were funny times.

[IamFogHat]

Well this would have been cooler six months ago when I was still related to him, but my ex-brother in law is related to Eugene Levy, I think his dad is his cousin or something like that.

[hedges]

My band opened for a band, that opened for a band, that opened for Metallica.

[GreatAmericanZero]

so Travolta to Jay could just be Travolta-Pulp Fiction-Christopher Walken-Suicide Kings-Jay Mohr

easy enough

[MacVittie]

A very close friend of mine has done a radio show with someone who has done a radio show with Ron Bennington.

[Thebazile78]

Define "celebrity" .... 'cause reality TV has made it easier to become a household name.

When I was in high school, I baby-sat for Abe Vigoda's youngest grandsons (Steven and Paulie Fuchs), who live in my hometown. I also attended high school with their oldest brother, Jamie, who's a year younger than me. [So, that's 2, seeing as how I never actually met Mr. Vigoda.]

Also, when I was in high school, I met (and became friends with) Austin Scarlett, who is now a reality-TV "personality" due to his stint on the first season of Bravo's Project Runway, but he's also head designer for Kenneth Poole Couture Bridal, an Amsale company. [That's 1, seeing as how we were friends.]

Allegedly, my stepfather dated John Travolta's older sister when they were in high school. [If this is true, that's 2 or 3.]

Lastly, my brothers played football with former NY Giant George Martin's sons Aaron and Ben. [That's 2, as I never actually met Mr. Martin.]

[Coach]

All of these are weird stories But 100% true
Grandpa had dinner with Paul Newman.
Great Grandpa Coached Jim Thorpe.
Dad had Joan Rivers Knock on his hotel room in her Undies.
Sister roomed with Melissa Rivers in College.
Mom counsuled Gary Oldman when he went into detox.
I taught Scott Sanders' (from the Devils)daughter how to swim.
I dated Terreri's Cousin.

[WhistlePig]

My brother is in a semi-famous rock band (http://kix-band.com). (Even Ron & Fez have ragged on them).

[Dude!]

All of these are weird stories But 100% true
Grandpa had dinner with Paul Newman.
Great Grandpa Coached Jim Thorpe.
Dad had Joan Rivers Knock on his hotel room in her Undies.
Sister roomed with Melissa Rivers in College.
Mom counsuled Gary Oldman when he went into detox.
I taught Scott Sanders' (from the Devils)daughter how to swim.
I dated Terreri's Cousin.

Melissa Rivers is a zero zed zip nada celebrity
her mother is a celebrity

other than that nice job

[hedges]

My brother is in a semi-famous rock band (http://kix-band.com). (Even Ron & Fez have ragged on them).

Haven't they been around a long time? Yep, that's the band I was thinking of.

[Coach]

Melissa Rivers is a zero zed zip nada celebrity
her mother is a celebrity

other than that nice job
I would agree.
I almost forgot, Bruce sat next to me at the bar at the Stone Pony once at my friend's birthday party. I almost shit myself.
I had cigars with some of the Sopranos at the Stone Pony after a Bruce Show at the Convention Hall.
I met John Bon Jovi at a bar that no longer exists in Asbury Park after their show at the convention hall.
I helped Jason Mewes Pick out a good video game at the Hazlet Toys-R-Us

[Caseyelan]

My mom's second cousin is peter falk
and my great grandfathers brother was the guy in the famous sailor kisses random chick pic.

[hedges]

I sat with Jimmy Rogers (Muddy Waters original guitarist) at the bar after his gig. RIP

[topless_mike]

Lastly, my brothers played football with former NY Giant George Martin's sons Aaron and Ben. [That's 2, as I never actually met Mr. Martin.]

sheepy in tight pants and pads...

so hot !

[Snoogans]

i completely forgot the played against degree.

at some point, ive played football against Tyrome Wheatley's little brother, LT's (the real one, not tomlinson) son and Chris Simms.


And Simms is a dick

[PapaBear]

My brother's ex is either the great or great great granddaughter of Asa Candler, founder of Coca Cola. Not what I'd call a celebrity, but a pretty important dude.

[drusilla]

my dad bought his company from jon bon jovi's uncle. it used the correct spelling "bongiovi"


i went to high school & college with the dude in the reese's commercial who drags out the cow & says "i like my reese's with milk". same kid in the "yo ma, what's up" drug commercial.



& my brother's brother in law owns some pretty famous restaurants/clubs in the city & vegas. we spend holidays together. good times.

[Reynolds]

I work with Cadillac Williams' cousin, and my best friend in high school's dad was Franco Harris' backup in college.

lame

[Reynolds]

so what? i post on the same board as stugots

Stugots' dad bought me a beer once.

[acinlet]

My grandmother was cousins with Nancy Spungen's mother. Not such a great thing to brag about, but in my younger getting into punk days I did.

[Dan 'Hampton]

my grandfather caretakes the house of an american born HOF hockey player, and also the house of the 50 billion dollar ponzi scheme.

[sailor]

i met fez

i'm two degrees from jay mohr.

i met fez.

i was gonna go with "i know gvac" but you beat me to that joke. twice.

i once had a half-blind date with huey newton's niece.

http://www.huey.er1ca.com/huey_gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=20&g2_serialNumber=1

[Marc with a c]

i went to prom with all my childrens melissa egan.

[Ritalin]

Wow. I'd still ask to smell his fingers.

Really, is that proper talk for a Mod?

[drjoek]

Shake the hand, that shook the hand
Of P. T. Barnum and Charlie Chan.

[Caseyelan]

My dentist is rob morrow (of northern exposure fames) mom.
My uncle is the dentist to the rangers.


I keep thinking of connections.... but I would never give you crazies the fodder of making fun of me.

[cougarjake13]

no relations that im aware of

but in my job i've worked at a lot of celebrities houses

[drusilla]

i went to prom with all my childrens melissa egan.

ooh that reminds me that i went to high school with melissa joan hart's sister.




my "connections" are so lame

[Marc with a c]

i know andrew and elizabeth shue's third cousin.

[PanterA]

I smoked weed with Jim Breuer thanks to Rich Vos.

[sailor]

i know andrew and elizabeth shue's third cousin.

and andrew knows charlie steiner who probably knows someone famous. four degrees for you.

[lleeder]

and andrew knows charlie steiner who probably knows someone famous. four degrees for you.

and we know marc so five degrees for us.

[Marc with a c]

and we know marc so five degrees for us.

lucky

[Marc with a c]

i did a shot with david wells at bar none.

[Marc with a c]

i opened a bottle of wine for richard gere.

[Marc with a c]

i waited on mike meyers and his homely wife.

[Marc with a c]

tim robbins yelled at me once for not calling a foul on his son during a soccer match.

[Marc with a c]

jon walsh gave me a 52 dollar tip after three martini's.

[Marc with a c]

i saw dave mcdonalnd pour hot wax on his arm.

[lleeder]

tim robbins yelled at me once for not calling a foul on his son during a soccer match.

man if I had a dollar for everytime that happened to me

[Marc with a c]

i'm friends with kate mara.

[sailor]

i discussed porn with a pajama clad (and quite probably drugged up) nick nolte at 4 in the morning.

[Marc with a c]

the announcer from david letterman almost hit me with his car three summers ago.

[lleeder]

i discussed porn with a pajama clad (and quite probably drugged up) nick nolte at 4 in the morning.

Whats he into?

[Marc with a c]

i know somebody that had sex with dan from the real world miami.

[sailor]

i'm friends with kate mara.

did she used to sing the national anthem at metrostars games?

[Marc with a c]

my friends girlfriend got hit on by mystery.

[lleeder]

marc with a celebrity

[Sinestro]

I........I got nothing.

[sailor]

Whats he into?

no specifics like that. he was saying he didn't like the on-demand pseudo porn most hotels have and wanted to know where he could get some vhs tapes.

[Marc with a c]

did she used to sing the national anthem at metrostars games?

yeah. her granddaddy owned the giants. she's been in a decent number of movies.

[PanterA]

I was attacked by Bill Clintons secret service.

[Marc with a c]

i stole beer from the guys in local h.

[Sinestro]

I was attacked by Bill Clintons secret service.

For delivering his mail??? Stop reading his playboys.

[sailor]

yeah. her granddaddy owned the giants. she's been in a decent number of movies.

yeah, i knew all that other stuff. when she sang they always mentioned some broadway production she was in. we had season tickets and she'd always end up sitting a few rows in front of us.

[Marc with a c]

yeah, i knew all that other stuff. when she sang they always mentioned some broadway production she was in. we had season tickets and she'd always end up sitting a few rows in front of us.

she's super sexy.

[sailor]

she's super sexy.

word.

[bigredd]

Not related but a buddy of mine is dating Levon Helm's niece. She calls him uncle Lee. Kinda cool.

[Thebazile78]

sheepy in tight pants and pads...

so hot !

You gunning to be the "new Jezo" or something? They were all under 10 years old at the time!

(George's kids went to Don Bosco Prep for high school, which seems to be a football factory in recent years, despite its academic reputation among North Jersey's Catholic high schools.)

[OGC]

My wife tells me that she met Nell Carter at a club one New Years Eve and stole her boyfriend away from her, at least for the night.

I didn't ask for any details

[Lady Resin]

I dated a Yankee pitcher back in the day. Yeah, big whoop.

[DiabloSammich]

I defended the low post against Shaquille O'Neal in high school.

[PanterA]

I defended the low post against Shaquille O'Neal in high school.So, tell us how his ass tastes.

[Doogie]

My father is very good friends with John O'Donohue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640887/). They went to grade school together. John was on the "Ben Stiller Show" was in a scene opposite Jack Nicolson in "As good as it gets", and was on the final season of "NYPD Blue". Ironic too that last one, he was a 20+ year veteran of the NYPD (IMDB is stated wrong to make it seem like he did just 20 years on the NYPD.)

So three degrees for me.

[sailor]

i went to college with joe patane of real world pseudo-fame.

[PanterA]

My dad is good friends with Kevin Connolly's step father.

[MacVittie]

My mother is quite good friends with Matthew Arkin (http://www.matthewarkin.com/); I met him a few times as a child and once as an adult. His father and to a lesser extent brother are a bit more famous than he.

[Marc with a c]

i went to college with joe patane of real world pseudo-fame.

pseudo? joe was the man. i loved that little guy.

[lleeder]

i once teabagged Kevin Nealon.

[DiabloSammich]

So, tell us how his ass tastes.



Chimichangas.

[JAH1013]

I'm friends with Hank Williams Jr.'s daughters and play in a weekly card game with Justin Verlander - pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. That adds up to nothing. Continue.

[disneyspy]

I'm friends with Hank Williams Jr.'s daughters and play in a weekly card game with Justin Verlander - pitcher for the Detroit Tigers. That adds up to nothing. Continue.

you are the coolest person on this board,can you get my #35 jersey signed?

[SatCam]

me and perrynoid used to IM

[lleeder]

me and perrynoid used to IM

what happened?

[hunnerbun]

I am friends with Dale Hawerchuk's sister.

[SatCam]

what happened?

I guess we just drifted apart that's all

[lleeder]

I guess we just drifted apart that's all

Sad.

[sailor]

Sad.

old friends.

[johnniehardrock]

I have a few

My father was once tea bagged by the late great Billy Barty

I know Eddie Trunk so I have one degree of seperation from any member of any 80's hair band

[Jujubees2]

Matt and Kevin Dillon's father is the golf coach at my school.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

My gramps was childhood friends with Gene Kelly in Pittsburgh. Some cousin of mine was Anne Baxter- she played opposite Yul Brynnr in Ten Commandments. My dad's nextdoor neighbor for one year was Boris Karloff. I'm friends with a guy who became IM buddies with Aurora Snow before she was famous for porn.

Boosh.

[brettmojo]

My fiance's friend's cousin is Cameron from Ferris Bueller's Day Off.

[Friday]

if i list all of the people i have met, people will be annoyed.
but meeting someone doesn't 'connect' you to them.

so i only count actual relations.

[Nothing Sound]

if i list all of the people i have met, people will be annoyed.

Why would people be annoyed?

I for one couldn't care less who you've met.

[Friday]

Why would people be annoyed?

I for one couldn't care less who you've met.

i barely care myself.
celebrities are overrated.

i think i phrased that incorrectly...

[brettmojo]

Do celebs relatives have met count?

If so then my cousin was groped by Muhammed Ali.

[Coach]

i barely care myself.
celebrities are overrated.

i think i phrased that incorrectly...
I think I finally figured out why I am so enamoured of you. (Other than your Pixieish laugh and voice.)
Beverly Sills sang here and was my sister's piano teacher's friend, had dinner at our house and gave me a hug.

[keithy_19]

My mom dated one of the roadies of Black Sabbath.

[Ricky24]

My father is very good friends with John O'Donohue (http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0640887/). They went to grade school together. John was on the "Ben Stiller Show" was in a scene opposite Jack Nicolson in "As good as it gets", and was on the final season of "NYPD Blue". Ironic too that last one, he was a 20+ year veteran of the NYPD (IMDB is stated wrong to make it seem like he did just 20 years on the NYPD.)

So three degrees for me.

I was in THE GROOMSMEN with John O'Donahue. SEE?!!??

[Ricky24]

My dad is good friends with Kevin Connolly's step father.

Kevin Connolly, Unhappily ever after with Nikki Cox. Nikki Cox, my wife. I could do this all night.

[~Katja~]

Kevin Connolly, Unhappily ever after with Nikki Cox. Nikki Cox, my wife. I could do this all night.

stop bragging. we get it. you are "related" to EVERYBODY

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I dated a guy I wasn't really into who said he played bass for Ace Frehley and he claimed this was AFTER Frehley's Comet.

But I DID date a guy who was friends with a guy who was friends with Ace Frehley. I could at least get proof of this relationship.

Basically I date people who might know people. That's all I'm good at.

[PanterA]

I drew the cover of Rich Vos's first CD.

Rich Vos, Last Comic standing - Jay Mohr host Last Comic Standing... Throw in the Kevin Connolly match and I'm like family. So you think I can borrow $3,000?

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

I'm like family, can I borrow $3,000?

No but i can sell you a dryer door.


SORRY-- I go for the easy!

EDIT: If RF.net is the old timey-bar, I'm the old woman past her prime, with nicotine-stained nail tips, bad dye job. and the husky voice.

"Hey! Any one got a quarter? I wanna hear Frankie Valli one more time."

EDIT: Reason: I could add to the story if you'd like. It'll keep my writing skills sharp.

[PapaBear]

No but i can sell you a dryer door.


SORRY-- I go for the easy!

EDIT: If RF.net is the old timey-bar, I'm the old woman past her prime, with nicotine-stained nail tips, bad dye job. and the husky voice.

"Hey! Any one got a quarter? I wanna hear Frankie Valli one more time."
LIAR! You don't smoke. :-)

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

LIAR! You don't smoke. :-)

I'm just remembering my parents old timey albums. Some of them were 78s. Some of the women on those albums looked liked Jessica Rabbit.

You're right. I don't smoke. Never mind.

[keithy_19]

I vaguely have a connection to everyone all of you have a connection to because I share this board with you.

Thanks for making me popular:wub:

[Chimee]

I live in the same state as Stephen King... that's really all I got.

[keithy_19]

If so then my cousin was groped by Muhammed Ali.

When my mom was younger she was in an elevator with him before he changed his named. My mom should have gotten an autograph.

Jim Norton went to his car to get a pen to sign my brothers ticket stubs outside of some New York comedy club.

My brothers friend peed next to Jimmy Superfly Snuka at a rest stop.

[patsopinion]

jay mohr once quoted me on ron and fez

so zero bitches

[west milly Tom]

Jay Mohr referenced one of my posts On the air. Claim to fame.

[PapaBear]

When did this thread become "I sorta met a celeb"? Its gone WAY off course.

[Drunky McBetidont]

i used to hang out with paul reiser's (diner, mad about you) niece. i had a major crush on her.:unsure:

[Coach]

When did this thread become "I sorta met a celeb"? Its gone WAY off course.
When did you become the end all and be all of RF.net?
I'll elect after you are deemed the "Chosen".
That shit really bugs me!

[PapaBear]

When did you become the end all and be all of RF.net?
I'll elect after you are deemed the "Chosen".
That shit really bugs me!

What the fuck are you talking about? Pound salt, swim boy!

[sr71blackbird]

In High School I squeezed Alan King's daughters ass

[Reynolds]

Not really a celebrity, but I just found out that I have been working with a player on the roster of the 1982 Super Bowl winning 49ers team. I've worked with the guy for four years, and had no idea until they posted a "Where are they now" article on the work bulletin board for the team.

http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2009/01/25/SP3J15FI61.DTL

Archie Reese, defensive tackle: Reese, 52, works for Sysco Food Services in Tampa.

I don't think he got much playing time, still mildly exciting.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

98.6

[CofyCrakCocaine]

i have a famous relation but that's all i'm sayin here.

oh and i walked by jerry seinfeld once.

[Dude!]

i have a famous relation but that's all i'm sayin here.

me too
a famous person married to my mom's 2nd cousin
and thats all i'm sayin too

[brettmojo]

i have a famous relation but that's all i'm sayin here.

me too
a famous person married to my mom's 2nd cousin
and thats all i'm sayin too
Why?

[sailor]

98

queer.

http://www.yorkblog.com/flipside/98degreesbw.jpeg

[Marc with a c]

98.6

i need an explination on this buddy. i understand that it is your body temperature, but how are you 98.6 degrees from a celebrity?

[lleeder]

i need an explination on this buddy. i understand that it is your body temperature, but how are you 98.6 degrees from a celebrity?

I'm sure there's no explaination whatsoever. It was just a poorly planned numerical pun.

[sailor]

i need an explination on this buddy. i understand that it is your body temperature, but how are you 98.6 degrees from a celebrity?

he doesn't need to expline himself to you.

[Marc with a c]

he doesn't need to expline himself to you.

well you're going to have to explain to your child someday how you became a giant fuckface.

[sailor]

well you're going to have to explain to your child someday how you became a giant fuckface.

well, you'll have to explain to your future kids why you're a homo. oh, nevermind.

[lleeder]

well, you'll have to explain to your future kids why you're a homo. oh, nevermind.

Adoption could still make that a possibility.

[~Katja~]

i need an explination on this buddy. i understand that it is your body temperature, but how are you 98.6 degrees from a celebrity?

I'm sure there's no explaination whatsoever. It was just a poorly planned numerical pun.

he doesn't need to expline himself to you.

you guys are douches! I wanna kill you for deliberately doing this!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i need an explination on this buddy. i understand that it is your body temperature, but how are you 98.6 degrees from a celebrity?


Planning of the Joke (Explanation)


Yesterday 9:47pm : I read the title of the thread
Yesterday 9:48pm: Tries to think of a Celebrity without lying
Yesterday 9:48 and 30 Seconds: Realizes that I am a Zero who has no relation to anyone famous
Yesterday 9:49pm: Decides to post 98.6 Degrees thinking I am an entire Human away from anyone famous and reiterating that I am a Zero
Yesterday 9:50 pm Clicks Select Post, after knowing that the post will probably bomb
Yesterday 11:45 pm: laffing at MLC, realizes I may get away with a terrible post
Today: 11:00 am: after a bragging about my mediocre SB Party, I noticed that the bad post was read and ridiculed
Today 11:03 am: wipes single tear from my eye

[sailor]

Adoption could still make that a possibility.

don't be silly. they'd never let that type adopt.

[AngelAmy]

I went to school with LJ Smith of the Philadelphia Eagles

My dad says that Danny Kaye is some kind of a distant cousin but I have no idea how.

[ToiletCrusher]

My best friend from childhood is related to the Kennedys.

[travisfromkansas]

I am a cheater because I run sound at a theatre and do some work in a studio... But one of my close friends knows Eric Clapton.
Not using those connections, my uncle was a lobbyist for the banking industry in DC and was on a first name basis with Bush Sr and Clinton.

[STC-Dub]

What is the most possible? that is how far away I am.

[Marc with a c]

What is the most possible? that is how far away I am.

apparently it's 98.6 degrees.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

i know somebody that had sex with dan from the real world miami

He was my friend's RA at Fordham.

[Marc with a c]

He was my friend's RA at Fordham.

you're thinking of joe. dan was the homo.

[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

you're thinking of joe. dan was the homo.

You're right.

[Marc with a c]

You're right.

i know my homo's.

[Reynolds]

Jose Canseco just moved in across the street from me.

[sailor]

My mom's second cousin is peter falk
and my great grandfathers brother was the guy in the famous sailor kisses random chick pic.

so, we're like related?

[drjoek]

One of my patients mom is an Academy award winning actress
Met her once.

[Hottub]

One of my patients mom is an Academy award winning actress
Met her once.

My guess.

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/50/71650-004-D9E5BBF6.jpg

[sailor]

My guess.

http://media-2.web.britannica.com/eb-media/50/71650-004-D9E5BBF6.jpg

http://www.hunniesheavenlyhaven.com/thehaven/images/kbates.jpg

[Section 8]

I had a wrestling match against King Kong Bundy.
I've hung out with Ernie Hudson.
I've done security for George Takei, Marina Sirtis and Michael Dorn.
I've bowled with Parker Bohn III (Pro Bowler).


There's more... but I'll leave it at that...

[DolaMight]

my 1st counsin's mom's 1st cousin is the accordion player for Kim Mitchell. He came up with the title patio lanterns.

I threw gum from the cheap seats and it landed flush in Dino Bravo's hair. Jimmy Hart struggled to help him get it out.

[DolaMight]

I am a cheater because I run sound at a theatre and do some work in a studio... But one of my close friends knows Eric Clapton.
Not using those connections, my uncle was a lobbyist for the banking industry in DC and was on a first name basis with Bush Sr and Clinton.

yeah well i once shit in a bag and hung it from a nearby tree. So we've all done well for ourselves.

[TheGameHHH]

my brother is Kanye West

[PapaBear]

My niece just got married at Duck, NC. The guy they rented the house from was Liberace's nephew. His mother is the one that told Liberace he needed a gimmick, so she got a candelabra from a junk yard, painted it gold, and put it his piano.