"we need to go to dinner"

[RoseBlood]

Did you throw a sombrero on your head and cut the Mexican Hat Dance screaming "aayyyyribbaaa aaaayyyrrrriibaaa bitch" "clap clap 123 clap clap 123.. ole!"

[Friday]

free drinks???

nope.
$8.95 for a light beer at the bar at the back of the theatre.
he is still charging broadway prices.

[Hosp]

There's such passion in this relationship, I can't see why you think there's an issue.

[weekapaugjz]

this is taking way too long!!!!!!!!!!!

am i gonna have to gay this place up to get some action? cuz so help me god ill do it marc! you know i will!!!!!!!!

get your own gay thread. oh, wait...

[disneyspy]

ok im goin out for smokes,take your time marc

dont get to the bloody sock in her mouth part til i get back

[RoseBlood]

I'm back driving. You'll get more after I go get some coffee.
INTERMISSION
Gvac thanks you.

[~Katja~]

I wish all my break ups had been fun like this...





the police ruins all kinds of humor

[Friday]

Did you throw a sombrero on your head and cut the Mexican Hat Dance screaming "aayyyyribbaaa aaaayyyrrrriibaaa bitch" "clap clap 123 clap clap 123.. ole!"

yes. yes i did.


wait.
you weren't talking to me, were you?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif

[hammersavage]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/Dancing%2520hot%2520dog%2520C.jpg

Let's all go to the lobby
to grab ourselves a treat!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/Dancing%2520hot%2520dog%2520C.jpg

Let's all go to the lobby
to grab ourselves a treat!

:lol:

this is the hammersavage we were promised

may i steal this for my avatar

[RoseBlood]

yes. yes i did.


wait.
you weren't talking to me, were you?

http://www.ronfez.net/forums/images/icons/icon11.gif
:lol:

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/Dancing%2520hot%2520dog%2520C.jpg

Let's all go to the lobby
to grab ourselves a treat!
:lol:

[hammersavage]

:lol:

this is the hammersavage we were promised

may i steal this for my avatar

Enjoy my friend.

[PerryWinkle]

Oh is she an ASSHOLE. Tell me this ends with a body in your trunk and a shovel.

i can help out if this is what happened. I'm just saying i know a thing or two

[~Katja~]

:lol:

this is the hammersavage we were promised

may i steal this for my avatar

do you need my help photoshopping a second or third into that and add some bacon wraps?

[mikeyboy]

i can help out if this is what happened. I'm just saying i know a thing or two

These are the kind of things we learn from a 2nd tier central PA university education.

[RoseBlood]

These are the kind of things we learn from a 2nd tier central PA university education.

ohhhhhh hahahaha FACE! FACE! FACE!

[~Katja~]

These are the kind of things we learn from a 2nd tier central PA university education.

did ya know that State College PA is no 15 on the most educated small towns of the USA???
who knew, PA.. I mean PA!!!! i am excited... I have hope for my kid now.

he may be a lawyer some day.

[IMSlacker]

"I've in a weird spot and worried about the future, and you moving to PA to teach boys baseball in retarted and I hate it."

Who could resist a job teaching boys baseball in retarted, PA? Who the hell does this chick think she is?

[hammersavage]

he may be a lawyer some day.

he might own a messageboard?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I don't know what that is, but it sounds awful.

Blame JPMNick. Definition is here. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=1373405&highlight=matty+fridays+special#post1373405)

The term is mainly prevalent in the Wrestling forum, which is probably why you've never seen it.

[PerryWinkle]

These are the kind of things we learn from a 2nd tier central PA university education.

and how to drink:drunk:

[mikeyboy]

did ya know that State College PA is no 15 on the most educated small towns of the USA???
who knew, PA.. I mean PA!!!! i am excited... I have hope for my kid now.

he may be a lawyer some day.

Forget State College. The real learnin' is in Lewisberg. You know, by the prison.

[RoseBlood]

did ya know that State College PA is no 15 on the most educated small towns of the USA???
who knew, PA.. I mean PA!!!! i am excited... I have hope for my kid now.

he may be a lawyer some day.

:nono: That is the worst thing you can say about a boy. :banning:

[disneyspy]

well one good thing came out of this thread
marc with a c +

[Friday]

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/Dancing%2520hot%2520dog%2520C.jpg

Let's all go to the lobby
to grab ourselves a treat!


hah! hammer ftw!! :lol:

[PerryWinkle]

ohhhhhh hahahaha FACE! FACE! FACE!

who is this FACE directed at my dear?

[IMSlacker]

:nono: That is the worst thing you can say about a boy. :banning:

second worst.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff235/imusic_/BaconDance_small.gif

why wont my bacon dance in my avatar?

[weekapaugjz]

Forget State College. The real learnin' is in Lewisberg. You know, by the prison.

bring it a little east next to the abandoned steel mills and housing projects.

[RoseBlood]

who is this FACE directed at my dear?
I've already forgotten. I'm just a dumb broad remember? :wink:

[mikeyboy]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff235/imusic_/BaconDance_small.gif

why wont my bacon dance in my avatar?

It knows you're going to eat it.

[PerryWinkle]

second worst.

is gay lawyer #1?

[Friday]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff235/imusic_/BaconDance_small.gif

why wont my bacon dance in my avatar?

omg
i want to dance with your bacon!

[RoseBlood]

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff235/imusic_/BaconDance_small.gif

why wont my bacon dance in my avatar?

Don't know but that is the cutest gif ever!
I've tried to upload animated avatars and encountered the same problem.

[PerryWinkle]

I've already forgotten. I'm just a dumb broad remember? :wink:

mod quote over here:clap:

[Hosp]

How did Marc take his coffee? Motherfucker keeps leaving out all of the important details.

[~Katja~]

Forget State College. The real learnin' is in Lewisberg. You know, by the prison.
that explains some people's "prison time"


well one good thing came out of this thread
marc with a c +

he turned gay?


wow, his chick was a bitch

[RoseBlood]

omg
i want to dance with your bacon!
Tsk.. Tsk.. for lands sake Friday, he's a married man. :nono:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

some one with computer skills please help me get my bacon avatar dancing

[~Katja~]

How did Marc take his coffee? Motherfucker keeps leaving out all of the important details.

skim, on ice, shaken, not stirred

[disneyspy]

some one with computer skills please help me get my bacon avatar dancing

show it some of your gay porn

[King Hippos Bandaid]

show it some of your gay porn


did aggie allow you to speak

[PerryWinkle]

did aggie allow you to speak

Major FACE!!!!!

[disneyspy]

did aggie allow you to speak

she said i could talk to gays

so whats up?

[BlackSpider]

How did Marc take his coffee? Motherfucker keeps leaving out all of the important details.



Black,

like his... nevermind...

[PerryWinkle]

Black,

like his... nevermind...

where you going to say "like his spider"?

[Friday]

this intermission is quite long... who is stage managing here?!

[BlackSpider]

where you going to say "like his spider"?





noooooo...

[~Katja~]

this intermission is quite long... who is stage managing here?!

there are no rest stops between Wilkes Barre and NYC.
he got his coffee and is driving home... probably about 30 more minutes....

[hammersavage]

I hear those rest stops are just gay mating grounds.

[disneyspy]

there are no rest stops between Wilkes Barre and NYC.
he got his coffee and is driving home... probably about 30 more minutes....

well then were fucked cuz he doesnt know the password to his computer

[Tenbatsuzen]

I hear those rest stops are just gay mating grounds.

psssst

[weekapaugjz]

I hear those rest stops are just gay mating grounds.

"it sure is cold out here"

[PerryWinkle]

I hear those rest stops are just gay mating grounds.

you're right. thats why its taking so long, marc is cutting a new glory now as we speak

[Tenbatsuzen]

"it sure is cold out here"

Shit, I fucked up the callback. "Psst" is for gloryholes, right?

[Hosp]

I really need a hobby, or a girlfriend, or better hand lotion...


Why the hell was this so engrossing?

[disneyspy]

you're right. thats why its taking so long, marc is cutting a new glory how has we speak

maybe he saw misti and is givin her a ride

im not derailing this thread

[weekapaugjz]

Shit, I fucked up the callback. "Psst" is for gloryholes, right?

im not sure. could be. that patrice story is one of my favorite ever on the radio. i pretty much say that line to myself every time i pass a rest stop.

[~Katja~]

I hear those rest stops are just gay mating grounds.

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/Muhlenberg1/thImpatientFootTap.gif

[Friday]

Why the hell IS this so engrossing?

fixed.

it is still going on, hospy!

i am fighting my nyQuil effects tooth and nail.... but i don't know how much longer i can hold out!!

[weekapaugjz]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q32/Muhlenberg1/thImpatientFootTap.gif

:lol:

[~Katja~]

you're right. thats why its taking so long, marc is cutting a new glory how has we speak
huh??? :unsure:

[Tenbatsuzen]

fixed.

it is still going on, hospy!

i am fighting my nyQuil effects tooth and nail.... but i don't know how much longer i can hold out!!

As soon as that NyQuil hits, Tracey goes bye-bye til February.

[midwestjeff]

I had the good fortune of sitting near a breaking up couple in a steakhouse
a month or so ago.

I got to listen to the entire meltdown.

Fuckers got a to-go box and everything.

Other peoples' misery can be pleasing, if you are evil.

[hammersavage]

huh??? :unsure:

He's native american.

[PerryWinkle]

huh??? :unsure:

what? why are you changing my posts:furious:

[Hosp]

fixed.

it is still going on, hospy!

i am fighting my nyQuil effects tooth and nail.... but i don't know how much longer i can hold out!!

I'm kind of over it unless he says "So I just shoved her in the trunk and started driving, not knowing what to do next and that's where we stand"

And when are we going to a Mets game?

[Tenbatsuzen]

I had the good fortune of sitting near a breaking up couple in a steakhouse
a month or so ago.

I got to listen to the entire meltdown.

Fuckers got a to-go box and everything.

Other peoples' misery can be pleasing, if you are evil.

Where do people fight in public?

I can't imagine fighting in a restaurant.

We fight the most in the supermarket.

[Marc with a c]

*music playing*

[~Katja~]

what? why are you changing my posts:furious:

I blew a mod. they gave me secret powers.

[weekapaugjz]

Where do people fight in public?

I can't imagine fighting in a restaurant.

We fight the most in the supermarket.

i can just picture you trying to throw canned yams at the back of your wife's head.

[PerryWinkle]

He's native american.

:lol::lol::lol: thank you white man

[hammersavage]

*music playing*

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. It's about to restart. Everyone back in their seats!

[~Katja~]

*music playing*

he is home!!!!!!!!!!!!!




was it mexican music???

[RoseBlood]

Why are so many men anxiously awaiting for marc to be single again? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/turninggay.gif

[~Katja~]

i can just picture you trying to throw canned yams at the back of your wife's head.

more like a packet of gravy mix

[disneyspy]

Why are so many men anxiously awaiting for marc to be single again? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/turninggay.gif

cuz hes hot,bitch

[Friday]

As soon as that NyQuil hits, Tracey goes bye-bye til February.

my boss is gonna be SO pissed!

I'm kind of over it unless he says "So I just shoved her in the trunk and started driving, not knowing what to do next and that's where we stand"

And when are we going to a Mets game?

May!
I drove past the new stadium 2 weeks ago... i cannot wait to go inside!! yay!



ooooh
*sits back down*

time for Act II!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I had the good fortune of sitting near a breaking up couple in a steakhouse
a month or so ago.

I got to listen to the entire meltdown.

Fuckers got a to-go box and everything.

Other peoples' misery can be pleasing, if you are evil.

I bet you had a memory j/o out of that ya creep

[Hosp]

I had the good fortune of sitting near a breaking up couple in a steakhouse
a month or so ago.

I got to listen to the entire meltdown.

Fuckers got a to-go box and everything.

Other peoples' misery can be pleasing, if you are evil.

While I was online to get tickets to Shakespeare in the Park, I got to talk to the couple that was sitting next to me. The chick was a really cute pettite thing who worked at Jimmy's Bait Shack. After an hour she went back to the apartment as the guy stayed online. About 11 in the morning she came back and they started talking. The guy, in the most calm and controlled voice possible, told her she was nothing but a burden and listed everything that was wrong with her. She starts going ballistic, then walks about 30 yards away, falls to her knees in the grass and just begins sobbing. Just then, they start getting people together to hand out the tickets and he doesn't get off the line. We moved up a bit, and she then followed so she could be seen by him. Big drama, after I get my tickets and start heading home I hear them argue from far away.

Then when I get to the theater that night, the 2 of them are sitting there, her arm wrapped around his with a giant smile on her face.

Bitches are crazy.

[midwestjeff]

I bet you had a memory j/o out of that ya creep

I bet I jerked off right as it was happening.

[AngelAmy]

hurry everyone, back in your seats!!

you can get your souviniers on the way out

[King Hippos Bandaid]

I bet I jerked off right as it was happening.

did you use the girl's tears as lube

[disneyspy]

did you use the girl's tears as lube

the snot works better

[hammersavage]

this thread makes up for the disaster that was pmaphone.

[Hosp]

Wow, I didn't hear the score of how bad the Cowboys lost until I noticed Disneyspy's sig. That wasn't even close, how did they even make the playoffs?

[RoseBlood]

this thread makes up for the disaster that was pmaphone.

It just hasn't reached it's potential yet.

This thread is killing my comp.

[PerryWinkle]

Wow, I didn't hear the score of how bad the Cowboys lost until I noticed Disneyspy's sig. That wasn't even close, how did they even make the playoffs?

oh hosp:thumbdown:

[midwestjeff]

did you use the girl's tears as lube

No dude, this was a classic scene.

The guy was the teary one.

The girl was a hard ass.

[disneyspy]

oh hosp:thumbdown:

perry,tell em they didnt make the playoffs,thats why i have these wonderful sigs,i'd say something to him but im tired of deleating my posts

[Dougie Brootal]

cmon marc its getting late. what happens?









ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hosp]

oh hosp:thumbdown:


It's true though, I went to see the Van Gogh exhibit at MoMA yesterday then went out to dinner with my friends, I haven't heard anything about it.

Ah, okay, I didn't realize they didn't make the playoffs. I just figured I'd give the desired effects of what the sigs are supposed stir up.

[Marc with a c]

"I hate how you eat your chips, why can't you take bites of it instead of shoving the entire thing in your mouth?"

"What the fuck? Relax em stop being a dick."

"Can you stop scrapping the fork against your teeth, it is gross."

She then proceeds to scrape the fork against her teeth and on her plate to annoy me. Not the best move toots.

"You bring me here to break up with me and start pulling this kid shit."

"Fuck you you have been so stand offish this entire time."

"What the fuck do you think is going to happen when we're here for the last supper?" (Not even a smile)

So it continues to get heated, the waitress has stopped coming over at this point inspite of our empty drinks. So we're basically just bithching at each other about how we are both being dicks to each other and not even talking about our relationship.

End Part Two.

Our half eaten plates are cleared without even a "how was everything.".

Emily: "fuck you, this entire dinner was meant for us to talk about us and where we think this relationgship might be going."

Marc: "obviously, but it got a little bit out of control and we started saying stuff we shouldn't have."

"I was trying to be civil."

"Civil? By telling me to go fuck myself and and how you have no respect for my job."

"It isn't about your job, you always bring that shit up like I have a problem with it, I don't give a shit what you do, I'm just not interested in following you around from hick town to hick town."

"I understand that em so we might be better suited to just end this."

"Is that what you want?"

"No. Is that what you want?"

"I just don't know."

"Then why this big hub bub then?"

"Hub bub? Really?"

"Yeah sorry"

"I've told you, I'm nervous about the future."

"Whatever, nothing is going to happen tonight this is just stupid."

"It isn't stupid marc this is our future together."

"Well from what I've gathered there isn't a future for us."

"You are such a dick."

"whatever em. I'm just seeing where this is going."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"God you are so annoying. If you don't want to be here just dismiss yourself."

*marc stands up and grabs his coat*

Emily: "are you serious? If you leave this is over."

Marc: "ahhh"

*marc walks out*

[Marc with a c]

"I hate how you eat your chips, why can't you take bites of it instead of shoving the entire thing in your mouth?"

"What the fuck? Relax em stop being a dick."

"Can you stop scrapping the fork against your teeth, it is gross."

She then proceeds to scrape the fork against her teeth and on her plate to annoy me. Not the best move toots.

"You bring me here to break up with me and start pulling this kid shit."

"Fuck you you have been so stand offish this entire time."

"What the fuck do you think is going to happen when we're here for the last supper?" (Not even a smile)

So it continues to get heated, the waitress has stopped coming over at this point inspite of our empty drinks. So we're basically just bithching at each other about how we are both being dicks to each other and not even talking about our relationship.

End Part Two.

Our half eaten plates are cleared without even a "how was everything.".

Emily: "fuck you, this entire dinner was meant for us to talk about us and where we think this relationgship might be going."

Marc: "obviously, but it got a little bit out of control and we started saying stuff we shouldn't have."

"I was trying to be civil."

"Civil? By telling me to go fuck myself and and how you have no respect for my job."

"It isn't about your job, you always bring that shit up like I have a problem with it, I don't give a shit what you do, I'm just not interested in following you around from hick town to hick town."

"I understand that em so we might be better suited to just end this."

"Is that what you want?"

"No. Is that what you want?"

"I just don't know."

"Then why this big hub bub then?"

"Hub bub? Really?"

"Yeah sorry"

"I've told you, I'm nervous about the future."

"Whatever, nothing is going to happen tonight this is just stupid."

"It isn't stupid marc this is our future together."

"Well from what I've gathered there isn't a future for us."

"You are such a dick."

"whatever em. I'm just seeing where this is going."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"God you are so annoying. If you don't want to be here just dismiss yourself."

*marc stands up and grabs his coat*

Emily: "are you serious? If you leave this is over."

Marc: "ahhh"

*marc walks out*

End Scene Three

[drusilla]

nice

[hammersavage]

Hub bub?

[Chip196]

Wow

[disneyspy]

no count chocula?

[underdog]

*and the crowd cheers*

Always go out on top.

[Dougie Brootal]

no count chocula?!?

goddamnit marc i was gonna watch a movie tonight...:thumbdown:

[RoseBlood]

So I take it you didn't ask for a doggie bag?

[PerryWinkle]

so you stuck her with the check?

[IMSlacker]

no count chocula?

Seriously. What a let down.

[Hosp]

Wait. that wasn't comical at all... Where was the count chocula? This is why the theater is a dying art form.

[AngelAmy]

:glurps: this is a sad story

[PerryWinkle]

*and the crowd cheers*

Always go out as a top.

fixed

[weekapaugjz]

"God you are so annoying. If you don't want to be here just dismiss yourself."

*marc stands up and grabs his coat*

Emily: "are you serious? If you leave this is over."

Marc: "ahhh"

*marc walks out*

End Scene Three

nicely played.

[Marc with a c]

End scene three folks. There is more.

[Friday]

Hub bub?

i did a show once where Hub Bub was actually a stage direction.
baffling.


so is that it?
i feel like there is still a load to be blown somewhere....


ooops nevermind. i wait with nyQuil-ish anticipation for act III

[disneyspy]

:glurps: this is a sad story

marc said leave your pity in a sack at the door

[Tenbatsuzen]

dismiss yourself?

[Hosp]

Can I get her number?

[Slumbag]

*marc stands up and grabs his coat*

Emily: "are you serious? If you leave this is over."

Marc: "ahhh"

*marc walks out*



That's awesome.

[~Katja~]

Our half eaten plates are cleared without even a "how was everything.".

Emily: "fuck you, this entire dinner was meant for us to talk about us and where we think this relationgship might be going."

Marc: "obviously, but it got a little bit out of control and we started saying stuff we shouldn't have."

"I was trying to be civil."

"Civil? By telling me to go fuck myself and and how you have no respect for my job."

"It isn't about your job, you always bring that shit up like I have a problem with it, I don't give a shit what you do, I'm just not interested in following you around from hick town to hick town."

"I understand that em so we might be better suited to just end this."

"Is that what you want?"

"No. Is that what you want?"

"I just don't know."

"Then why this big hub bub then?"

"Hub bub? Really?"

"Yeah sorry"

"I've told you, I'm nervous about the future."

"Whatever, nothing is going to happen tonight this is just stupid."

"It isn't stupid marc this is our future together."

"Well from what I've gathered there isn't a future for us."

"You are such a dick."

"whatever em. I'm just seeing where this is going."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"Fuck you."

"God you are so annoying. If you don't want to be here just dismiss yourself."

*marc stands up and grabs his coat*

Emily: "are you serious? If you leave this is over."

Marc: "ahhh"

*marc walks out*


good for you!
she didn't want to be the one who officially ended it but she had no desire to make it work.

Time to move on and find someone who cares.
But have some fun first!

[Reephdweller]

that is great, we definitely need more details

[Tenbatsuzen]

End scene three folks. There is more.

Flash the lights when it's time. I'll be in the lobby getting a cola.

[Dougie Brootal]

End scene three folks. There is more.

oh god

[Chip196]

and the winners are "stick her with the check".... congrats guys, you were a long shot, the Count Chocula guys were definitely the strong favorite, but you pulled it out.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

nice job, she was indecisive and you got in the inevitable dump

well played


now bring Marc the .net Virgins

[AngelAmy]

marc said leave your pity in a sack at the door

i didnt say the "s" word like he said to leave at the door

[hammersavage]

i did a show once where Hub Bub was actually a stage direction.
baffling.


so is that it?
i feel like there is still a load to be blown somewhere....

Jeez! thank god this is an XL thread.

[~Katja~]

i did a show once where Hub Bub was actually a stage direction.
baffling.


so is that it?
i feel like there is still a load to be blown somewhere....


ooops nevermind. i wait with nyQuil-ish anticipation for act III

check his sock drawer in the morning

[Hosp]

End scene three folks. There is more.

Fuck, why do they always feel these things have to be so epic, a 4th Act?

I feel we just saw the wedding, and there's still 30 minutes until the hobbits are at the dock.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Part 4: the Glory Hole at the Hess Bathroom off of rt 80

[PerryWinkle]

and the winners are "stick her with the check".... congrats guys, you were a long shot, the Count Chocula guys were definitely the strong favorite, but you pulled it out.

:clap:

[Friday]

Flash the lights when it's time. I'll be in the lobby getting a cola.

that'll be $6, sir!

[Tenbatsuzen]

that'll be $6, sir!

I drink for free, I own this theatre.

[weekapaugjz]

Part 4: the Glory Hole at the Hess Bathroom off of rt 80

:clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:

[Kevin]

nice job, she was indecisive and you got in the inevitable dump

well played


now bring Marc the .net Virgins

start with Cyyyfyyy

[AngelAmy]

i wanna get a tshirt and the soundtrack to listen to on my ipod

[disneyspy]

nice job on the check post perry,i feel like this is the end of a listenin thread,
alright buddays been nice spendin another show wit chas
c'ya

[Hosp]

I've been sitting next to the giant family from Peoria that all smell like day old corn dogs, I really need this to end, but I can't walk away.

[Kevin]

nice job on the check post perry,i feel like this is the end of a listenin thread,
alright buddays been nice spendin another show wit chas
c'ya

Just because your team always checks out early, does not mean you have to. There is more to come.

[PerryWinkle]

Just because your team always checks out early, does not mean you have to. There is more to come.

oh snap

his team checked out about 5 minutes into their last game:laugh:

[disneyspy]

aggie said i could talk to you

happy birthday

[Marc with a c]

as I walk out with my chest puffed out feeling like I'm the man i realize I was being such a fucker.

Anyway as I feel bad for leaving her alone at the table in a still mostly empty eatery to pay the bill and sit horrifically embarassed I decide three weeks without smoking was more then enough. I go to the local bodega buy a pack and ignore a phone call from her.

I walk to my car and hop in and sit there with my head spinning. Should I peace out or give her a call and try not to be the biggest dick in the world...


I call. She ignores it. I text "call me." She calls, and for some reason is really mad at me. Anywho

We bitch at each other some more

"How could yo just leave me there like an idiot?"

"You told me to leave."

"Come on. That seriously was the worst thing you can do to somebody."

"You told me to leave."

"Do you really not feel bad about walking out like that and treating me like a piece of shit."

"You shouldn't have told me to leave."



As you can see I didn't have much of a defense.

(She has a roommate)

Marc: "can you come down and talk?"

Emily: "fuck you. After what you just pulled I shouldn't be ever talking to you again."

Blah blah blah marc's a dick I'm not coming down, I'm not sitting in your car like some weirdo.

Marc: meet me at that church with the bench in front of it.

"Ugh. Fine."

End scene four.

[disneyspy]

did anybudday flash the lights for tenbats?

[AngelAmy]

omg theyre gonna fuck in a church arent they

[~Katja~]

as I walk out with my chest puffed out feeling like I'm the man i realize I was being such a fucker.

Anyway as I feel bad for leaving her alone at the table in a still mostly empty eatery to pay the bill and sit horrifically embarassed I decide three weeks without smoking was more then enough. I go to the local bodega buy a pack and ignore a phone call from her.

I walk to my car and hop in and sit there with my head spinning. Should I peace out or give her a call and try not to be the biggest dick in the world...


I call. She ignores it. I text "call me." She calls, and for some reason is really mad at me. Anywho

We bitch at each other some more

"How could yo just leave me there like an idiot?"

"You told me to leave."

"Come on. That seriously was the worst thing you can do to somebody."

"You told me to leave."

"Do you really not feel bad about walking out like that and treating me like a piece of shit."

"You shouldn't have told me to leave."



As you can see I didn't have much of a defense.

(She has a roommate)

Marc: "can you come down and talk?"

Emily: "fuck you. After what you just pulled I shouldn't be ever talking to you again."

Blah blah blah marc's a dick I'm not coming down, I'm not sitting in your car like some weirdo.

Marc: meet me at that church with the bench in front of it.

"Ugh. Fine."

End scene four.


hurry up, its past midnight...
get this over with already!

[~Katja~]

omg theyre gonna fuck in a church arent they

he is so gonna get suspended!

[Hosp]

Next time I'm not buying the director's cut.

[weekapaugjz]

i hope this goes until scene 10.

[RoseBlood]

hurry up, its past midnight...
get this over with already!

Looks like it's gonna be another 4-5 hour sleep night for me too. :sad:

[Tenbatsuzen]

did anybudday flash the lights for tenbats?

Fortunately the line in the lobby was short and I slapped the usher who tried to stop me from bringing the cola to my seat.

[PerryWinkle]

this is taking a weird twist right now

[Tenbatsuzen]

omg theyre gonna fuck in a church arent they

So Marc dies of a heart attack in 2 months?

[Hosp]

Well, he did drive home tonight, so I'm not feeling the happily ever after, but possibly she masturbated with a crucifix as he doused her with holy water?

[RoseBlood]

hurry up, its past midnight...
get this over with already!

That is the worst thing you can say to a guy.

[weekapaugjz]

Well, he did drive home tonight, so I'm not feeling the happily ever after, but possibly she masturbated with a crucifix as he doused her with holy water?

this thread is getting too sexy.

[weekapaugjz]

That is the worst thing you can say to a guy.

:surrender:

[Hosp]

That is the worst thing you can say to a guy.


No, that would be "...and it's yours."

[~Katja~]

Fortunately the line in the lobby was short and I slapped the usher who tried to stop me from bringing the cola to my seat.

did you use the slap chop thingy???

[disneyspy]

man i hope he doesnt fuck up a place to crash on mooche&pixies crowes nest nite

mooche&pixie=mooxie

[Chip196]

did you use the slap chop thingy???

he was sick of living a boring life

[Hosp]

I just found out that the Blue Jays don't start their season until a week after the free tickets to toronto I have expires. That really sucks, I was hoping to hit my 5th MLB stadium.

[AngelAmy]

i hope the musical number is coming up

[Friday]

i hope the musical number is coming up

i have been taking notes.
there may be a ronfez.net musical YET!

[Hosp]

i have been taking notes.
there may be a ronfez.net musical YET!


Can I play KHB? I know I'm not Jew enough but I have spunk and determination.

[~Katja~]

he was sick of living a boring life

some people just make kids instead

[disneyspy]

Can I play KHB? I know I'm not Jew enough but I have spunk and determination.

and you're anatomically perfect for the role

[PerryWinkle]

some people just make out with kids instead

fixed

[Hosp]

and you're anatomically perfect for the role

He has 11 toes too?

[~Katja~]

fixed

wow, you are sick

[PerryWinkle]

wow, you are sick

look who's talking :innocent:

[Marc with a c]

Emily: "oh my god. On top of it all you had a smoke."

Marc: "oh come on I was fucking dying. Let's not bitch about that at this point."

"Its just another thing that goes on top of all your bullshit."

"Alright. Easy."

"I can't fucking believe you just pulled that shit."

"You shouldn't have told me to leave."

"Stop being a dick. Why the fuck did you call me down here in the cold?"

"I felt bad and didn't want to leave things like that."

"Well you shouldn't have left."

"I know. I'm sorry"

Yadda yadda yadda. Marc starts being nice and she starts feeling bad about the last couple weeks. She starts pushing out some tears.

Marc: "take this and wipe your face. You are starting to look like count chocula."

*applause break*

Emily: "thanks."

Emily: "count chocula?"

"Your mascara is running, and you are starting to look like you drink milk out of a saucer."

Blah blah. What do you want. I don't know what do you want.
Fddklfgkddefklifjfrdefr. I don't know, what do you want to do.

Just a bunch of shit they will cut out for the movie.

In conclusion. It looks as though we're going to let this bullshit ride out a little longer. so she went inside I went in my car and am taking the longest time ever to drive to PA.

The End???

So basically we're a couple of bitches that don't want to end it, but don't want to be together. Buncha homos over here.


I can't believe I just did all that. I think an "everything's fine" post might've done the trick.

[jauble]

wow, you are sick

You think thats bad my sinuses have been a bitch all night.

[Reephdweller]

I have spunk....


ewwwww

[AngelAmy]

bravo


bravo


encore!!!! (which there probably will be sooner or later)

[RoseBlood]

Can't live without her, Can't kill her? :unsure:

[weekapaugjz]

Marc: "take this and wipe your face. You are starting to look like count chocula."

*applause break*

Emily: "thanks."

Emily: "count chocula?"

"Your mascara is running."

wow, just wow.

[RoseBlood]

You think thats bad my sinuses have been a bitch all night.

Where's your stupid Neti Pot?

[~Katja~]

Emily: "oh my god. On top of it all you had a smoke."

Marc: "oh come on I was fucking dying. Let's not bitch about that at this point."

"Its just another thing that goes on top of all your bullshit."

"Alright. Easy."

"I can't fucking believe you just pulled that shit."

"You shouldn't have told me to leave."

"Stop being a dick. Why the fuck did you call me down here in the cold?"

"I felt bad and didn't want to leave things like that."

"Well you shouldn't have left."

"I know. I'm sorry"

Yadda yadda yadda. Marc starts being nice and she starts feeling bad about the last couple weeks. She starts pushing out some tears.

Marc: "take this and wipe your face. You are starting to look like count chocula."

*applause break*

Emily: "thanks."

Emily: "count chocula?"

"Your mascara is running, and you are starting to look like you drink milk out of a saucer."

Blah blah. What do you want. I don't know what do you want.
Fddklfgkddefklifjfrdefr. I don't know, what do you want to do.

Just a bunch of shit they will cut out for the movie.

In conclusion. It looks as though we're going to let this bullshit ride out a little longer. so she went inside I went in my car and am taking the longest time ever to drive to PA.

The End???

So basically we're a couple of bitches that don't want to end it, but don't want to be together. Buncha homos over here.


I can't believe I just did all that. I think an "everything's fine" post might've done the trick.


seriously; end it!
It's a new year and you both need fresh starts and better chances.

[Hosp]

So not only did you waste yours and Emily's time tonight, but you wasted all of ours?

And getting the lines in didn't count because:

A)You didn't break up
B)You had to do the mascara line to pass it through and not let it be on it's own.

[~Katja~]

Can't live without her, Can't kill her? :unsure:

I used to love her....

[PerryWinkle]

who guessed count chocula? step up for your prizes

[disneyspy]

:clap::clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: bravo huzzow nice job marc and congrats on an entertaining epic thread :clap::clap::clap:

[Friday]

Marc: "take this and wipe your face. You are starting to look like count chocula."

*applause break*


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Just a bunch of shit they will cut out for the movie.

it will be made into a song for the musical version. no worries.



So basically we're a couple of bitches that don't want to end it, but don't want to be together. Buncha homos over here.

again... broadway will LOVE you.

[Dougie Brootal]

i like the story but 4 acts at almost 1 am?
great count chocula though!:clap:

[AngelAmy]

i do love how you fit count chocula in there....if she didnt think that was classic you should have just left her right then in there

maybe should have pushed her into the manger or something

[jauble]

Fuck it marc Ive been there too. Crying girls are hard to deal with, especially if you have feelings for them. At least this doen't end with Scot.

[IMSlacker]

Nicely done. Getting her to meet back up with you just so you could get the Count Chocula and saucer of milk lines in. Thanks for thinking of us.

[Reephdweller]

[quote=Marc with a c;2047931]Marc: "take this and wipe your face. You are starting to look like count chocula."

*applause break*

Emily: "thanks."

Emily: "count chocula?"

"Your mascara is running, and you are starting to look like you drink milk out of a saucer."

/quote]


Holy shit!! This is officially up there among my favorite threads ever!

:lol::lol::lol:

[Chip196]

In a dramatic comeback,Count Chocula will be joining "Leave her with the check" in the winners circle. Do you believe in miracles?

[drusilla]

i'm with hosp. this was very anti-climactic.

shoulda just drove home after walking out of the restaurant.

[AngelAmy]

I cant wait for the DVD with the audio commentary

[jauble]

Where's your stupid Neti Pot?

I thought we might be pals?

jeez

[~Katja~]

In a dramatic comeback,Count Chocula will be joining "Leave her with the check" in the winners circle. Do you believe in miracles?

I don't believe in god... I may believe in Marc if he figures this out for himself!

[Slumbag]

I just need to know the important details.

How was the food?

[~Katja~]

I just need to know the important details.

How was the food?

he didn't care to bag it... enough said

[RoseBlood]

Seriously though, you trying to be nice to save face is post poning the inevitable.

[jauble]

Seriously though, you trying to be nice to save face is post poning the inevitable.

You are right, but it really sucks to see someone you still care about cry.

[Hosp]

Next thing you know Marc is going to be complaining about mercury poisoning from his sushi.

But this is still better then American Buffalo.

[PerryWinkle]

Seriously though, you trying to be nice to save face is post poning the inevitable.


shhhhh! this is just setting up for a sequel

[Friday]

Seriously though, you trying to be nice to save face is post poning the inevitable.

agreed.

one of you must man up
no matter how it may hurt.

dummies
(^added for anti-sappiness)

[AngelAmy]

i hope the next one at least has a knife fight in it

[disneyspy]

i thought it was perfect,like in a perfect way,gnite everybudday:bye:

[RoseBlood]

You are right, but it really sucks to see someone you still care about cry.

Don't I know this. It's just easy for me to sound cold and heartless when I'm being objective.

[~Katja~]

shhhhh! this is just setting up for a sequel

I am hoping that will take place at the mooch & pixie party

[Friday]

i hope the next one at least has a knife fight in it

a DANCING knife fight!!!

[jauble]

Don't I know this. It's just easy for me to sound cold and heartless when I'm being objective.

Yeah but Im a sucker so I have done this a bit.

[AngelAmy]

a DANCING knife fight!!!

is it sad that this is the second time today we are making west side story references? we may need help

[RoseBlood]

i hope the next one at least has a knife fight in it

a DANCING knife fight!!!
Cool, hope it's better than Doug and Scot's Sword Fight.

[Hosp]

is it sad that this is the second time today we are making west side story references? we may need help


It's 12:37 AM, it's a brand new day. You can be sad for completely unrelated reasons then this.

[AngelAmy]

It's 12:37 AM, it's a brand new day. You can be sad for completely unrelated reasons then this.

how about i was trying to come up with some les miserables references next

[jonyrotn]

Mikeyboys pacing his house like the scene in Swingers.Hahaha...:lol:

http://weblogs.newsday.com/sports/columnists/jimbaumbach/blog/Dancing%2520hot%2520dog%2520C.jpg
this is the hammersavage we were promised
may i steal this for my avatarIn local news..
A Staten Island man dies after eating eight computer screens and six hot dog buns..
No word on what drove the man to such a freakish demise but his brother, who would only identify himself as Big Ass card #307 appeared drunk and unsteady, did moon our cameras..
Police are currently investigating this bizarre family and this even more bizarre family..

[Hosp]

how about i was trying to come up with some les miserables references next

Only if it was the version that the cat and dog did on the Animaniacs, Les Miseranimals

[~Katja~]

well, ultimately you can feel sad and not want to hurt another person because you still like the person enough to care, it seems though as if neither of you is willing to make life changes for the other, so the future that was referenced a few times does not look like it will be the same future for you two.

[jauble]

Hahaha...:lol:

In local news..
A Staten Island man dies after eating eight computer screens and six hot dog buns..
No word on what drove the man to such a freakish demise but his brother, who would only identify himself as Big Ass card #307 appeared drunk and unsteady, did moon our cameras..
Police are currently investigating this bizarre family and this even more bizarre family..

The officer involved in the incident wished to remain anonmyous as the investigation proceeded.

[spoon]

Emily: "oh my god. On top of it all you had a smoke."

Marc: "oh come on I was fucking dying. Let's not bitch about that at this point."

"Its just another thing that goes on top of all your bullshit."

"Alright. Easy."

"I can't fucking believe you just pulled that shit."

"You shouldn't have told me to leave."

"Stop being a dick. Why the fuck did you call me down here in the cold?"

"I felt bad and didn't want to leave things like that."

"Well you shouldn't have left."

"I know. I'm sorry"

Yadda yadda yadda. Marc starts being nice and she starts feeling bad about the last couple weeks. She starts pushing out some tears.

Marc: "take this and wipe your face. You are starting to look like count chocula."

*applause break*

Emily: "thanks."

Emily: "count chocula?"

"Your mascara is running, and you are starting to look like you drink milk out of a saucer."

Blah blah. What do you want. I don't know what do you want.
Fddklfgkddefklifjfrdefr. I don't know, what do you want to do.

Just a bunch of shit they will cut out for the movie.

In conclusion. It looks as though we're going to let this bullshit ride out a little longer. so she went inside I went in my car and am taking the longest time ever to drive to PA.

The End???

So basically we're a couple of bitches that don't want to end it, but don't want to be together. Buncha homos over here.


I can't believe I just did all that. I think an "everything's fine" post might've done the trick.


Looks like you two were all "nimbly bimbly" yesterday. Meow things look alright!

Good luck!

[spoon]

Nicely done. Getting her to meet back up with you just so you could get the Count Chocula and saucer of milk lines in. Thanks for thinking of us.

Exactly what I was thinking too, what a team player! Who says this guy won't be a GREAT coach!

[Marc with a c]

Looks like you two were all "nimbly bimbly" yesterday. Meow things look alright!

Good luck!

i honestly was thinking of you for about 20% of the night.

[spoon]

On a purely serious note Marc, if she doesn't respect your dream and what you do, it's probably best to move on. I totally understand where you were yesterday with all the emotions and all, and I say this without ever meeting your girl, but it may be time to pull the trigger on this relationship.

As I said before, best of luck, but she seemingly is blaming you for going after your life's goal as if it's to spite her. If she can't get past this, well, you know the answer to that.

[Marc with a c]

fag

[spoon]

i honestly was thinking of you for about 20% of the night.

Well I did think this post was steamy!

[Tall_James]

There are beautiful women in Pennsylvania who love baseball.

Thanks for this thread - you are my hero.

[A.J.]

Why are so many men anxiously awaiting for marc to be single again? http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/adult/turninggay.gif

So he can join the rest of us at the Gas and Sip.

http://www.engadgethd.com/media/2007/12/gas_n_sip.jpg

When you walked out of the restaurant on her, I pictured you like Michael Corleone leaving Louis' Restaurant after dropping the gun.

[drjoek]

<---Picks up ice cold coffee an hour later. :lol:

[Furtherman]

So much for starting work early.




Marc, I give you props for this thread. Well done and I hope you figure out what is right for you sooner than later.


But I'd like to make one thing clear: she did ask you to leave, so don't let her give you shit for that!!!

And she has to respect your job.


Good luck.

[Jujubees2]

Damn you Marc,

You had me at Hub bub... You had me at Hub bub.

[disneyspy]

what was great about this was at the end last nite the guys were supportive and knew theres a natural progression of the way relationships take different paths and the chicks(and hosp)just wanted him to slit her throat and move on.im not a socialogist but it was an interesting interaction of people on the board,again i say well done marc with a cock

[skyscraper]

i have been taking notes.
there may be a ronfez.net musical YET!

maybe not a musical, but certainly a soap opera.
this thread was brought to you by tampons and laundry detergent.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

marc thanks for letting us add some extra posts to our Post Counts

your post count also grew, Im sure you are thrilled about that

[hammersavage]

And your new avatar came from this.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

And your new avatar came from this.


true I like this one better, he looks delectable

http://i239.photobucket.com/albums/ff235/imusic_/BaconDance_small.gif

but I cant make it dance on the avatar

[Freakshow]

i hope the next one at least has a knife fight in it

monkey knife fights?

[jonyrotn]

Epic with a c..

[Dougie Brootal]

Epic with a c..

impressive... but not 48 pages and 1193 posts...:thumbdown:

[mikeyboy]

impressive... but not 48 pages and 1193 posts...:thumbdown:

failed threesome > failed breakup

[Don Stugots]

but Marc will be getting laid Doug will not.

[west milly Tom]

failed threesome > failed breakup

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[mikeyboy]

I'm not going to bump it, but a certain thread was just unlocked. Just sayin'

[EliSnow]

failed threesome > failed breakup

To be fair to marc, it was a failed threesome and a successful gay experience with scot that fueled that thread.

marc needs to get some man love to compete.

[jauble]

I'm not going to bump it, but a certain thread was just unlocked. Just sayin'

One of the bomb shelters...oh wait


nevermind.

[Freakshow]

I'm not going to bump it, but a certain thread was just unlocked. Just sayin'

I've never posted in that thread. Tempting...

[SatCam]

can I see a pic of emily?

[AngelAmy]

can I see a pic of emily?

we did need the creepy side to truly be an epic thread

[lleeder]

I wasn't on here last night to see but alot of scrolling revealed the count chocula. Nice work.

[Marc with a c]

can I see a pic of emily?

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery/data//523/thumbs/HPIM0626.JPG

she's the one on the left.

edit: i can't get the picture to show up.

[~Katja~]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery/data//523/thumbs/HPIM0626.JPG

she's the one on the left.

edit: i can't get the picture to show up.

cause you are linking the thumbnail and not the picture itself

and thanks for clarifying that she is on the left.

Btw, if you still need a way to break up with her I suggest you have someone mail her the link to this thread. she probably won't even read past page 5 and it's a done deal.

[Sinestro]

Looks like Reese Witherspoon from that tiny pic. Got a bigger one?

[BlackSpider]

cause you are linking the thumbnail and not the picture itself

Oh,
I thought he hosted it on tinypic...

[Hottub]

Oh,
I thought he hosted it on tinypic...

He IS a mod on tinydick.

[~Katja~]

Oh,
I thought he hosted it on tinypic...

haha, it took me a second to get that joke

[Freakshow]

Looks like Reese Witherspoon from that tiny pic. Got a bigger one?

If he had a bigger one...

[BlackSpider]

haha, it took me an hour and a half to get that joke

that's okay. I think you're the only one that got it...

[jauble]

that's okay. I think you're the only one that got it...

we got it...

[Marc with a c]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=657&size=1

[hammersavage]

daddy like

[PerryWinkle]

daddy like

ok, but what do you think of her?

[sailor]

stupid european camera