"we need to go to dinner"

[Marc with a c]

me and my girl have been going through a rough spot and we've had multiple discussions about breaking up. we got into again last night, and just called me and said "we need to go to dinner.". i'm assuming this is going to be it, but is there anything you guys would like me to work into the conversation to make this a little fun for me.

also you can stuff your sorry's in a sack.

[Tenbatsuzen]

me and my girl have been going through a rough spot and we've had multiple discussions about breaking up. we got into again last night, and just called me and said "we need to go to dinner.". i'm assuming this is going to be it, but is there anything you guys would like me to work into the conversation to make this a little fun for me.

also you can stuff your sorry's in a sack.

Order for her, and get her something she doesn't like.

[MisterSmith]

Find a way to work Count Chocula into the conversation.

[west milly Tom]

Tell her you've been cheating on her. Always a good one.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Let her know you've been fucking someone else anyway.

Either that or just start smiling or laughing at her. Make her REALLY uncomfortable.

NOTHING is as disconcerting as a big smile in an inappropriate situation.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Oh, bring Sheepy.


And steal one of ROn's lines.

[Friday]

ask her to marry you.
just to see how she reacts.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

http://www.rebeccamacri.com/uncommissioned/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/stuff-your-sorries.jpg

[DonInNC]

Find a way to work Count Chocula into the conversation.

this.

[Marc with a c]

Find a way to work Count Chocula into the conversation.

this will get done.

maybe we should set up a point system and the more things i bring up the more points i get, and same goes for her, and we'll see who wins. then after i win i'll look back on this situation as a victory.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

dont show

then have the matre de or in your case a Mcdonald's employee hand her a note sayin we're through

[sink]

You would be a fool to not get one last fuck session in

[DonInNC]

"It's Scot, isn't it?"

[~Katja~]

"Is it too late for that threesome with Doug?"

[Marc with a c]

You would be a fool to not get one last fuck session in

should i ask for anal?

[sink]

should i ask for anal?

That's a low fuckin blow

[BlackSpider]

Tell her you decided that you like men...

[~Katja~]

should i ask for anal?

if ya haven't gotten that yet she was just asking to be dumped

[Tenbatsuzen]

Tape the conversation and post it here.

Open the conversation with, "Look, I know where this is going, so I'll give you a ride to the clinic and pay for half."

[Tenbatsuzen]

if ya haven't gotten that yet she was just asking to be dumped

What is this place's obsession with Anal?

[Marc with a c]

What is this place's obsession with Anal?

she's german

[IMSlacker]

this will get done.

maybe we should set up a point system and the more things i bring up the more points i get, and same goes for her, and we'll see who wins. then after i win i'll look back on this situation as a victory.

It would be good if you could work neti pots into the conversation too.

[Friday]

she's german

or actually a gay man.... :blink:

[spoon]

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[~Katja~]

she's german

you started it!

[disneyspy]

tell her" the square root of fuck you squared is fuck you"

[disneyspy]

ask her "chicago style or new york"

[BlackSpider]

When you sit down, mumble "DumbBitchSaysWhat"...?

[~Katja~]

When you sit down, mumble "DumbBitchSaysWhat"...?

oh man, as much as this is old I :lol:

[MacVittie]

call her cell and cancel the dinner, saying something came out of nowhere. Keep scheduling and canceling dinners as long as you can.

[BlackSpider]

Take Crazed along for your "wingman"...

[spoon]

"So, what's going on here meow?"

Get as many in as possible and if you can sneak in "all nimbly mimbly" or "do I look like I drink milk from a saucer" you'll be a GOD!

[~Katja~]

Tell her dinner will be on 1/17 at the Crowe's nest. We all wanna be there to see!

[Marc with a c]

do i look like i drink milk from a saucer and count chocula with be part of this.

[spoon]

do i look like i drink milk from a saucer and count chocula with be part of this.

best breakup ever

can i come?

[hammersavage]

Tell her you saw her dip her finger in the peanut butter. Then sing 'Come on be my baby tonight'.

[BlackSpider]

Put a "Banana-Phone" ring-tone on your cell,
And have friends call you all night...

[PerryWinkle]

stick her with the check. get up and go to the "bathroom" when the bill shows up


and call her bajeebee all night

[Tenbatsuzen]

Tell her you saw her dip her finger in the peanut butter. Then sing 'Come on be my baby tonight'.

Only works if he pulls her shirt off while she laughs the whole time.

[rick9669]

1 question . when do we get ass gaskets?

[MisterSmith]

call her cell and cancel the dinner, saying something came out of nowhere. Keep scheduling and canceling dinners as long as you can.

...and do it when you are already there and sitting in front of her. Maybe duck your head under the table so she "can't see you."

[DonInNC]

Accuse her of derailing the conversation.

[disneyspy]

ask her if she could hurry it up,you'd rather be posting

[Tall_James]

she's german

"Does this have something to do with all those jews you killed?"

[PerryWinkle]

schedule the dinner. tell her you'll meet her there at the scheduled time, but already be at the restaurant with another girl, so she'll see you two there when she arrives

[Tall_James]

Or, before she gets to her point, interrupt her and say...

"By the way, I did mention my herpes, right?"

[PerryWinkle]

so after the "break up" tell her that this will make things easier because you're actually married with 2 kids and it was hard juggling everything

[Tenbatsuzen]

"Does this have something to do with all those jews you killed?"

Trust me, it ALWAYS has to do with the jews we killed.

[~Katja~]

Trust me, it ALWAYS has to do with the jews we killed.

I didn't kill a single jew, I never even fucked one, just worked for them

[disneyspy]

I didn't kill a single jew, I never even fucked one, just worked for them

we need to go to dinner

[Tall_James]

"If we're done I hope you don't mind if I call your sister - she's really hot and I'm tired of just masturbating to her picture on your refrigerator door."

[Tall_James]

we need to go to dinner

:clap:

[Tenbatsuzen]

I didn't kill a single jew, I never even fucked one, just worked for them

Of course you didn't. The Party won't allow women to do the heavy work. You are for breeding ONLY.

[~Katja~]

Of course you didn't. The Party won't allow women to do the heavy work. You are for breeding ONLY.

I breed quite well ;)

[GregoryJoseph]

Tell her you're very uncomfortable with face to face confrontations or speaking on the telephone, and you'd much rather prefer a game of PMaphone.

Also tell her you're conducting a poll as to whether you two should break up or continue the relationship.

[Sinestro]

Tell her you don't know how her nude pics got on the internet.

[Marc with a c]

blue state update. dinner will be tomorrow night, and the breakup is still looking pretty good.

[PerryWinkle]

blue state update. dinner will be tomorrow night, and the breakup is still looking pretty good.

where at? do you need some of us to show up?

[epo]

Walk out after you finish the entree. Make her pay the tab.

[sailor]

take her out for mexican, then to hooters for drinks. that'll learn her good.

[Marc with a c]

take her out for mexican, then to hooters for drinks. that'll learn her good.

hmmm?

[mikeyboy]

Does she live in PA? If so:

Haha. Marc's dating a townie.

[Marc with a c]

she's an UESer.

[mikeyboy]

she's an UESer.

Dump her. She probably has mice in her apartment from the 2nd Avenue subway construction.

[~Katja~]

she's an UESer.

I tell ya, the Crowe's Nest is a great place for all special occasions

[hammersavage]

Upper East Stroudsberg? Fuckin' skank

[~Katja~]

Upper East Stroudsberg? Fuckin' skank

lmfao... :lol:

[mikeyboy]

I tell ya, the Crowe's Nest is a great place for all special occasions

Good call. I'll call ahead and get you a table.

[PerryWinkle]

she's an UESer.

cool, can i get her number after you break up?

[sailor]

she's an UESer.

just say no.

http://media.80stees.com/images/extraLarge/GRUFF005_LG1.jpg

[~Katja~]

cool, can i get her number after you break up?

I think she is breaking up with PA hicks in general...

[Chip196]

Pretend like you have no idea who she is and then say that you're Mark with a K. She must be looking for someone else.

[Marc with a c]

I think she is breaking up with PA hicks in general...

please. this is going to be the best thing that has ever happened to you.

[Marc with a c]

Pretend like you have no idea who she is and then say that you're Mark with a K. She must be looking for someone else.

there is no way i'll be able to grow an evil moustache by tomorrow.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I breed quite well ;)

Yes, Josef told me you did exceedingly well in all the tests. Der Fuhrer will be quite pleased. Tell me, what do you think about twins?

[Tenbatsuzen]

there is no way i'll be able to grow an evil moustache by October.


Fixed.

[Chip196]

there is no way i'll be able to grow an evil moustache by tomorrow.

Damn, didn't GVAC just shave his off? you could have used that.

[west milly Tom]

Tell her she should probably get tested.

[Bossanova]

she's an UESer.

Maybe she is dumping you for your improper useage of AN

[~Katja~]

Yes, Josef told me you did exceedingly well in all the tests. Der Fuhrer will be quite pleased. Tell me, what do you think about twins?

terrified

[Marc with a c]

Maybe she is dumping you for your improper useage of AN

that's improper?

[~Katja~]

that's improper?

Not as far as I am concerned. Then again; my English teacher sucked cock.

[Marc with a c]

Not as far as I am concerned. Then again; my English teacher sucked cock.

at least you learned something.

[Tenbatsuzen]

terrified

Excellent. Prepare her for stage 2.

[jauble]

I know pmaphone was already brought up, but perhaps just explain the concept of it to her and how it failed like the relationship. Then go to the bathroom, come out as a board character and make fun of pmaphone. If she defends the idea you have found the one.

[Don Stugots]

is this the same chick that we had dinner with at Acme and loved sheepy? if so, kick her to the curb.

[Marc with a c]

sheepy creepily loved her, and yes the same one.

[lleeder]

ask her if shes getting soup or salad?

[Don Stugots]

sheepy creepily loved her, and yes the same one.

tell her to meet you and then dont show. you can get better.

[lleeder]

ask her if she wants an appetizer

[sailor]

that's improper?

depends on how you're reading it. it would be "an upper east sider" but "a you-ee-esser" assuming you meant for the letters to be said independently, it would be improper. on the off-off-chance you meant for it to be said "a you-sir" it would also be incorrect. yeah, nerd. whatever.

[Chip196]

Afterwards tell her it's a good thing it ended because you're moving to New Jersey to fufill your destiny as Marc in AC

[Dude!]

me and my girl have been going through a rough spot and we've had multiple discussions about breaking up. we got into again last night, and just called me and said "we need to go to dinner.". i'm assuming this is going to be it, but is there anything you guys would like me to work into the conversation to make this a little fun for me.

also you can stuff your sorry's in a sack.

you should have said "my girl and I"
no wonder she's dumpin your illiterate ass

[Marc with a c]

i meant an upper east sider so bossanova can continue being short.

[sailor]

Afterwards tell her it's a good thing it ended because you're moving to New Jersey to fufill your destiny as Marc in AC

been there. done him.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d12/shoebee/ac.jpg

[epo]

ask her if shes getting soup or salad?

Ask for "clean soup" only....

http://news.thomasnet.com/IMT/archives/techies%20fight%20club.jpg

[lleeder]

say "I'm not gonna pay alot for that muffler!"

[jauble]

Have it set up like the end of the Sopranos and then tell us what happened after the screen went black.

[IamFogHat]

me and my girl have been going through a rough spot and we've had multiple discussions about breaking up. we got into again last night, and just called me and said "we need to go to dinner.". i'm assuming this is going to be it, but is there anything you guys would like me to work into the conversation to make this a little fun for me.



You are a sociopath and I love ya for it.

[Tenbatsuzen]

sheepy creepily loved her

as if there is any other kind of love from Joseph

[lleeder]

cedar post.

[tanless1]

only 5 years left to finish payn off that so-long song.....make sure she swallows it,may have to stroke her throat. good girl.

[A.J.]

If she gives you the inevitable "I hope we can still be friends" line, say "I have enough friends already thanks".

[topless_mike]

i hope either:

a) you are still plowing her
b) you ordered her some dish with sausage gravy

[ralphbxny]

A "Your mom's Box" is always nice.

[Caseyelan]

ask her:


"is it because I am gay?"

then leave before the check comes.

[Chip196]

Tell her "can't find a better man"

[jonyrotn]

Tell her you only went out with her to disguise your love affair with her dad..

[drusilla]

Put a "Banana-Phone" ring-tone on your cell,
And have friends call you all night...

i think this is my favorite. banana phone or any other silly ring, or you can find. or even a really gay song.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

i think this is my favorite. banana phone or any other silly ring, or you can find. or even a really gay song.


or you can record a ring tone

A. ________ is a Cunt

B _________ is a bitch

C Friend's Name is Hot

[jauble]

You could always tell her that hippo called the relationship a lock.

[skyscraper]

tell her no thanks, you already ate.

[RoseBlood]

Stick a wad of tissue/tp up your nostril and keep asking her: "is it because I have tissue stuck up my nose?" as you point to your nose.

When she finally does break up with you, call her on her giant freak head, throw hot soup in her face and stab her with a fork.

[topless_mike]

When she finally does break up with you, call her on her giant freak head, throw hot soup in her face and stab her with a fork.

:wub:

[jonyrotn]

Tell her your friends didn't call you Marc with a "C" till you started going out with her..
Then tell her you asked her out because her giant adam's apple, huge hands and hairy upper lip reminded you of your favorite uncle..
Then drop the hammer, go "family" on her ass..
Tell her, that compared to her brother and sister she's GOD AWFUL in bed..




EDIT: What time's dinner anyway? I want a "Snoogans" type review of the nights events..

[mikeyboy]

I'm so excited.

[hammersavage]

I'm so....scared!

[AngelAmy]

i really wish we could all go and get the table next to them.

[IMSlacker]

I hope he takes the time to post updates during dinner.

[mikeyboy]

He knows how to post from his phone. He wouldn't possibly leave us in suspense, would he?

[drjoek]

Sadly this is the most excitement Ive had all day
Beside the drjoek forum thread

[~Katja~]

He knows how to post from his phone. He wouldn't possibly leave us in suspense, would he?

he will probably start a "help me posting from a phone" thread where he is missing a button, sound or a password

[drjoek]

he will probably start a "help me posting from a phone" thread where he is missing a button, sound or a password

Did he ever get the computer to work?
i lost track

[~Katja~]

Did he ever get the computer to work?
i lost track

I think jayjay sent him a brand new one with passwords and all for x-mas...

[Reephdweller]

He knows how to post from his phone. He wouldn't possibly leave us in suspense, would he?


I might have to call his cell while he's at the table so I can hear this!! 914-3....

[disneyspy]

i hope he tells her hes only 2 degrees from jay mohr

[DolaMight]

when she arrives angrily denounce for not wearing snowpants, in this weather, ask the other patrons what is this, miami?

[west milly Tom]

Ask her where the children are, and when she looks at you puzzled shout, "Did you lose the chhildren again?" and storm out.

[~Katja~]

when she arrives angrily denounce for not wearing snowpants, in this weather, ask the other patrons what is this, miami?

buy her Uggs as a farewell present!

[Don Stugots]

buy her Uggs as a farewell present!

and some leggings.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

hiring a Mariachi Band couldnt hurt

[disneyspy]

and some leggings.

whats with the short skirts and leg high boots? you look retarded!

[disneyspy]

ask her what she'd do with 150,000 dollars

[hammersavage]

Tell her the truth. That you'd rather be watching Bromance.

[mikeyboy]

Damn it. What's going on? I should call. No, I shouldn't. I shouldn't call. I'm gonna call...

[~Katja~]

Damn it. What's going on? I should call. No, I shouldn't. I shouldn't call. I'm gonna call...

text him the link to the thread

[hammersavage]

Mikeyboys pacing his house like the scene in Swingers.

[disneyspy]

text him the link to the thread

its TONITE?

[mikeyboy]

Mikeyboys pacing his house like the scene in Swingers.

Hahahahahaha. That's exactly what i was thinking of when I typed that post.

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[~Katja~]

its TONITE?

from last night
blue state update. dinner will be tomorrow night, and the breakup is still looking pretty good.

[disneyspy]

Thanks,for Some Reason I Thought It Got Put Off For A Week

[west milly Tom]

Awesome. Post your breakup I love .net more and more every day.

[mikeyboy]

Do you think they are getting dessert?

[BlackSpider]

its TONITE?

actually, it's tonight ...

[PerryWinkle]

Do you think they are getting dessert?

I hope he gets something, but doesn't allow her to

[disneyspy]

actually, it's tonight ...

im not going to derail this thread

[hammersavage]

It's probably too chilly at that table to get ice cream.

Think he wore a pink collar just to show her what she's gonna miss?

[midwestjeff]

I bet she brought the bull.

[Don Stugots]

someone texted him:

dump her right after you tell her that you love and slept with her sister.

[PerryWinkle]

I bet she brought the bull.

maybe he did?

[disneyspy]

Awesome. Post your breakup I love .net more and more every day.

i just got this,and giggled

[Friday]

the suspense is killing me!

[mikeyboy]

Is this okay to send as a text: "How long is this dinner going to be, fatty?"

[disneyspy]

the suspense is killing me!

no shit,wheres our post?

maaaaaaaaaaybe they're gettin together

[BlackSpider]

Is this okay to send as a text: "How long is this dinner going to be, fatty?"

Yeah, but wouldn't that hurt her feelings...?

[Friday]

Is this okay to send as a text: "How long is this dinner going to be, fatty?"

just don't send that to me... or i'll cut you.

:wink:

[IMSlacker]

OK, now he's bordering on inconsiderate.

[mikeyboy]

They are probably doing it in the restaurant bathroom. Fucking break-up tease.

[Kevin]

OK, now he's bordering on inconsiderate.

He is prob crying in a bowl of ice cream right now.

[~Katja~]

They are probably doing it in the restaurant bathroom. Fucking break-up tease.

to spend the night outside the bar at your own break up party... gotta suck

[disneyspy]

where the hell is marc with a cell phone?

[mikeyboy]

he's logged in...

[Tall_James]

I hope he got the Count Chocula comment off.

[mikeyboy]

Marc with a c Marc with a c is online now
Last Activity: Today 09:37 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread "we need to go to dinner"

[King Hippos Bandaid]

this thread is useless without pics and Marc's tears

[~Katja~]

Marc with a c Marc with a c is online now
Last Activity: Today 09:37 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread "we need to go to dinner"

wow, he really didn't get desert

[Hosp]

I was just observing, but this is inconsiderate. Don't get us all emotionally involved and then just abandon us. If he doesn't show up by 11 I say a 1 day banning.

[Friday]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/02DAc9e3bd3s3/610x.jpg

[Hosp]

Also, why is the banner ad at the bottom of this thread www.gaythugdating.com?

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Also, why is the banner ad at the bottom of this thread www.gaythugdating.com? (http://www.gaythugdating.com?)


based on your browsing history

looks like the Gay Sean Connery likes the Gay Ludicris

[hammersavage]

Marc with a c Marc with a c is online now
Last Activity: Today 09:37 PM
Current Activity: Viewing Thread "we need to go to dinner"

He's just sitting there.........watching.........waiting.

COME ON!! SHOW YOUR FACE!!! SHOW YOUR FACE!!!!!

[midwestjeff]

based on your browsing history

looks like the Gay Sean Connery likes the Gay Ludicris

See Hippo, sometimes it feels good to hit the lob toss.

[Don Stugots]

ho hum

[disneyspy]

ted knight voice"WEEEEEEEEEELLLLL WERRRRRRRRRRE WAAAAAAAAAAITING"

[mikeyboy]

He's just sitting there.........watching.........waiting.

COME ON!! SHOW YOUR FACE!!! SHOW YOUR FACE!!!!!

Maybe he's just a slow reader.

[hammersavage]

That's why she dropped his ass.

[AngelAmy]

im going to text him in 5 minutes if he doesnt update us on how it went

[~Katja~]

Maybe he's just a slow reader.

understandably, he does reside deep in PA now. (Easton is basically NJ)

[GregoryJoseph]

I heard from Marc about 5 minutes ago.

Wow.

I guess I'll let him tell you....

[Jujubees2]

I heard from Marc about 5 minutes ago.

Wow.

I guess I'll let him tell you....

Yeah, I couldn't believe it either.

[Marc with a c]

Just catching up. Give me a minute and you'll get the recap. Rather interesting.

[mikeyboy]

I heard from Marc about 5 minutes ago.

Wow.

I guess I'll let him tell you....

Uh oh.

http://img2.timeinc.net/health/images/poked-and-prodded/pregnant-stomach-pain-200.jpg

[AngelAmy]

Just catching up. Give me a minute and you'll get the recap. Rather interesting.

he has spoken!

[~Katja~]

she is pregnant and proposed to you, said she will be moving to PA

[~Katja~]

Uh oh.

http://img2.timeinc.net/health/images/poked-and-prodded/pregnant-stomach-pain-200.jpg

damn, you beat me to it

[TooLowBrow]

she is pregnant and proposed to you, said she will be moving to PA

this isnt ant and melinda

[disneyspy]

Shes A Man Baaaaaaabby!!

[Don Stugots]

if only someone spoke with him via texts 10 mins ago.

[west milly Tom]

Shes actually a man?

[hammersavage]

How will this not surpass 4/8/08 with this anticipation!!!

[west milly Tom]

Shes A Man Baaaaaaabby!!


Damn you again!

[mikeyboy]

Currently Active Users: 195 (73 members and 122 guests)

Spill it.

[hammersavage]

C'mon man. The City is on!

[disneyspy]

Spill it.

GIVE HIM TIME TO DRY HIS EYES!!

[west milly Tom]

I have to know if he worked in a Count Choculate refrence

[TooLowBrow]

shes decided she wants to see 'marley and me'

[disneyspy]

maybe he found out he has a white vampire baby on the way

[King Hippos Bandaid]

maybe he is answering all of he friend requests

[disneyspy]

maybe he is answering all of he friend requests

that fuckers had me hangin for 2 months now

[PerryWinkle]

maybe she is the one who's gay?

[Friday]

i hope he posts before my NyQuil kicks in....

[Don Stugots]

i hope he posts before my NyQuil kicks in....

i'll be right over.

[Marc with a c]

This post is coming from a hess station off of rt. 80 in jersey.

I was I'm brooklyn all day yesterday and today, and headed up to her place on the upper east side around five. I parked on 73rd and texted her on her way home from work. And we decided to meet each other at her bus stop
And go to a mexican place near her house. She was pissy all day at work, and I was expecting the worst when I arrived, and I was right. We started at each other right away

"why have you been such an ass the last two weeks?"

"I've in a weird spot and worried about the future, and you moving to PA to teach boys baseball in retarted and I hate it."

"Whatever, you know it's what I've always wanted to do, and you know how much I love it."

"Enogh. You've told me a million times. Let's just go inside andget a drink."

We walk I'm and the place is empty and get to sit wherever we want, and of course she sits right in the middle of the place. She didn't seem to pleased when I asked why the fuck would you choose to sit in the middle when you know we'll be fighting.

We get our drinks and order without many fireworks.


"So what's up with us, what are we going to do?"

" I don't know, I'm just feeling weird about everything"

"What does that mean?"

"I just don't know."

"just give it to me. Do you want to end this or not?"

"I don't know marc, I don't know what to do."

We're both getting a bit testy, and rather tense. The food comes and we start eating and we start being bigger dicks to each other as the drinks keep coming.

End Part One.

[AngelAmy]

i bet he told her that shes just no fun to hang out with in an arch way like certain someone he knows :wub:

[weekapaugjz]

i hope count chocula is your assistant coach on your team.

[disneyspy]

oh fuck this thread is going to be EPIC!

[AngelAmy]

she shouldnt be such a wishy washy cunt, ugh

[west milly Tom]

Where's act II

[hammersavage]

This is better than Days of Our Lives

[PerryWinkle]

Where's act II

we have to wait until he gets to the next rest area

[BlackSpider]

Where's act II

He said he's only posting one a week...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Rt 80 from the city, u sir did not get any dessert wink wink

[Chip196]

I don't think I've ever been glued to a thread like this before.

[west milly Tom]

she shouldnt be such a wishy washy cunt, ugh


It always ends with wishey washey cuntiness.

[Hosp]

Wait, I'm confused, why is she moving to PA to teach boys baseball?

[Friday]

first of all.... i had no idea but GOOD FOR YOU!!! moving out to PA to teach baseball.

and fuck anyone who would stand in the way of someone's dream job or dream... period.
especially someone they claim to care for.

ok... i will stop posting now and wait for Part Deux....

:)

[disneyspy]

Where's act II

and now a word from our sponsor...

[sailor]

And we decided to meet each other at her bus stop
And go to a mexican place near her house.
just say you went to hooters afterwards...

[Tenbatsuzen]

"I've in a weird spot and worried about the future, and you moving to PA to teach boys baseball in retarted and I hate it."

"Whatever, you know it's what I've always wanted to do, and you know how much I love it."


Holy fuck. This is where you cut ties. I had no idea she had issues with your new gig. Unless she's promised you a Matty Fridays special, weekly blumpkins, and other assorted goodies, I see no reason why to continue with her. She is selfish and self-centered.

One of the biggest fights Liz and I got into was because I turned down two radio gigs after I left my last one... because she knows how much I love working in radio even though the money isn't there.

[disneyspy]

just say you went to hooters afterwards...

that'll learn her

[Chip196]

first of all.... i had no idea but GOOD FOR YOU!!! moving out to PA to teach baseball.

and fuck anyone who would stand in the way of someone's dream job or dream... period.
especially someone they claim to care for.

ok... i will stop posting now and wait for Part Deux....

:)

X2

[mikeyboy]

a Matty Fridays special

I don't know what that is, but it sounds awful.

[~Katja~]

Rt 80 from the city, u sir did not get any dessert wink wink

you are correct. The climate zone of NY & PA will not allow for that kind of environment

Wait, I'm confused, why is she moving to PA to teach boys baseball?
to fondle kids, she has a fetish

he moved there, to Wilkes Barre, get with it Hops!

[mikeyboy]

I hope the story ends with "The Aristocrats!"

[west milly Tom]

I don't know what that is, but it sounds awesome.

Fixed

[Reephdweller]

i bet he told her that shes just no fun to hang out with in an arch way like certain someone he knows :wub:

http://a241.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/74/l_adb60d1ce7b6a7f69aea90a5714638a8.jpg

Such a cute couple

:glurps:

[~Katja~]

Holy fuck. This is where you cut ties. I had no idea she had issues with your new gig. Unless she's promised you a Matty Fridays special, weekly blumpkins, and other assorted goodies, I see no reason why to continue with her. She is selfish and self-centered.

One of the biggest fights Liz and I got into was because I turned down two radio gigs after I left my last one... because she knows how much I love working in radio even though the money isn't there.

yeah, podcasts pay shit

[PerryWinkle]

yeah, podcasts pay shit

why are you so mean tonight? first hosp and now this :nono:

[west milly Tom]

yeah, podcasts pay shit

Oh shit, FACE.

[Marc with a c]

"I hate how you eat your chips, why can't you take bites of it instead of shoving the entire thing in your mouth?"

"What the fuck? Relax em stop being a dick."

"Can you stop scrapping the fork against your teeth, it is gross."

She then proceeds to scrape the fork against her teeth and on her plate to annoy me. Not the best move toots.

"You bring me here to break up with me and start pulling this kid shit."

"Fuck you you have been so stand offish this entire time."

"What the fuck do you think is going to happen when we're here for the last supper?" (Not even a smile)

So it continues to get heated, the waitress has stopped coming over at this point inspite of our empty drinks. So we're basically just bithching at each other about how we are both being dicks to each other and not even talking about our relationship.

End Part Two.

[west milly Tom]

why are you so mean tonight? first hosp and now this :nono:

Tonight?

[~Katja~]

why are you so mean tonight? first hosp and now this :nono:

I think I had two periods this month

[Friday]

why is she eating chips with a fork?

[disneyspy]

ew get that stinky dog away from me

[west milly Tom]

This is going to have a twist like that little Indian guy's movies. Just watch.

[~Katja~]

"I hate how you eat your chips, why can't you take bites of it instead of shoving the entire thing in your mouth?"

"What the fuck? Relax em stop being a dick."

"Can you stop scrapping the fork against your teeth, it is gross."

She then proceeds to scrape the fork against her teeth and on her plate to annoy me. Not the best move toots.

"You bring me here to break up with me and start pulling this kid shit."

"Fuck you you have been so stand offish this entire time."

"What the fuck do you think is going to happen when we're here for the last supper?" (Not even a smile)

So it continues to get heated, the waitress has stopped coming over at this point inspite of our empty drinks. So we're basically just bithching at each other about how we are both being dicks to each other and not even talking about our relationship.

End Part Two.


so since it was a mexican place, were there tiny violins and ponchos?

[~Katja~]

why is she eating chips with a fork?

:lol:

[Reephdweller]

She then proceeds to scrape the fork against her teeth and on her plate to annoy me.


Oh is she an ASSHOLE. Tell me this ends with a body in your trunk and a shovel.

[RoseBlood]

This is better than Days of Our Lives

I'll bet you DVR that crap too, along with RW/RR challenge :tongue:

P.S. to Marc: can you type part.II in play format so we know who's saying what, it's a little confusing.

[BlackSpider]

I'll bet you DVR that crap too, along with RW/RR challenge :tongue:

P.S. to Marc: can you type part.II in play format so we know who's saying what, it's a little confusing.





THAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU...

[hammersavage]

INT. Night-Mexican Restaurant

That's all I got so far.

[AngelAmy]

i hope he shoved a chalupa up her ass

[Marc with a c]

I'm back driving. You'll get more after I go get some coffee.

INTERMISSION

[Friday]

THAAAAAAAAAAANK YOU...

my play reading skills must be advanced... i got it right away! :king:

[weekapaugjz]

i hope he shoved a chalupa up her ass

that would just make it sexy.

[~Katja~]

I'll bet you DVR that crap too, along with RW/RR challenge :tongue:

P.S. to Marc: can you type part.II in play format so we know who's saying what, it's a little confusing.

he was eating nachos in one piece, she was scraping her fork

(he does have a rather big mouth, so it only makes sense)

[west milly Tom]

Did you stop for coffee yet?

[~Katja~]

I'm back driving. You'll get more after I go get some coffee.

INTERMISSION

free drinks???

[AngelAmy]

i better head to the bathroom before the line gets too long.

[Dougie Brootal]

this is taking way too long!!!!!!!!!!!

am i gonna have to gay this place up to get some action? cuz so help me god ill do it marc! you know i will!!!!!!!!