slap chop- stop having a boring life

[patsopinion]

slap chop
this guy is out of his fucking mind
but his comercials are so over the top it really makes me want to buy the shitty products he sells
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[Kevin]

You are gunna love my nuts.

[PanterA]

I wonder if he came up with that thing to chop his cocaine.

[spoon]

"stop having a boring tuna, stop having a boring life"

This guy is giving out good marital advice!




Cheat on your wives and girlfriends people!

[spoon]

"It's so easy, one finger. If I can do it with one finger, you guys can do it with your whole hand. It's so easy kids can do it!"

This guy rules. Slap Chop

[whiskyriver]

Thank you

[spoon]

"the reason you're gonna slap away everyday, is it's so easy to clean"



So.....many......lines, can't ...... get ...... through video!

[PanterA]

"the reason you're gonna slap away everyday, is it's so easy to clean"



So.....many......lines, can't ...... get ...... through video!If you like his comedy stylings you should watch his movie...<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/">The Underground Comedy Movie</a> :thumbdown:

[spoon]

You are gunna love my nuts.

You're gonna love my nuts and all those lines are fucking hilarious and I'm convinced it's done totally on purpose. Love this guy. It reminds me of those clips of Mike Rowe on the shopping network.

[PanterA]

You're gonna love my nuts and all those lines are fucking hilarious and I'm convinced it's done totally on purpose. Love this guy. It reminds me of those clips of Mike Rowe on the shopping network.They are on purpose. He's a comic.

[spoon]

If you like his comedy stylings you should watch his movie...<a href="http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0201290/">The Underground Comedy Movie</a> :thumbdown:

Yah, don't get me wrong, it's funny due to the context of average middle America not even noticing and actually ordering this garabage. He's pretty much putting it out there too.

[PanterA]

I dont know about the sham wow, but that chop thing does look like something I would use, but then again I have knives.

I'm just jealous I cant come up with something that nobody needs but every lazy American will want.

[Kevin]

You think he missed the sink when he threw that other one back, and demanded he re take until he actually hit the sink?

[PapaBear]

I dont know about the sham wow
But it's made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I love the sky-hook at 1:35. The look on his face is, "Did I make it?"

I see a lot of Johnny Knoxville here.

[Tenbatsuzen]

But it's made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff.

zyklon-b, for one.

[PanterA]

But it's made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff.and it will last [dubbed voice]10 YEARS![/dubbed voice]

[Tenbatsuzen]

The Slap Chop. Who has time for that nonsense?

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1100/673396025_66963fdb23.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

Graty sounds like one of Dave's puppets.

[LaBoob]

I want one! Does it come with the diva mic?

[PapaBear]

Graty sounds like one of Dave's puppets.
Who you calling a puppet?

http://images.wikia.com/muppet/images/7/71/Whitmanmayo.JPG

[patsopinion]

the creepy thing is that it gets better the more you watch

[PanterA]

You still have to cut everything to fit under the chopper, why stop and just cut it a few more times?

Dont have time to make breakfast, so boil an egg? Even if its previously boiled and in the fridge, you might as well make the egg salad the night before. Maybe if it deshelled the thing, mixed it with mayo, and put it between 2 slices of bread...

He says this will cut down on costs....but you need to buy the food in the first place. How is this cutting my costs?

Damn it I'm jealous!!!! I need to make a product that replaces the spoon.

Now the cheese thing seems a bit more useful.

[Mullenax]

It takes me forever to chop stuff cuz I'm watching my fingers, Slap Chop would cut my prep time in half! It's like a Magic Bullet set to manual.

[ToiletCrusher]

Oof. I dislike that dude. He should be working at a gym as a trainer.

[angrymissy]

I kind of want this to cut onions.

[~Katja~]

But it's made in Germany. You know the Germans always make good stuff.

don't be silly, nothing is made in Germany anymore...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

that duck still alive

[Dude!]

Oof. I dislike that dude. He should be working at a gym as a trainer.

no way i love this guy

all i can say is: sham wow!

[Mullenax]

Slap chop would be good for prepping all my meat-filled Pancake Puffs, too. Great for parties.<p>
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[SatCam]

I kind of want this to cut onions.

the skin comes right off, missy!

[spoon]

the skin comes right off, missy!

Yah, that one I loved. Right off meaning the onion get mangled and you can go in and pick it out!

[spoon]

Damn it I'm jealous!!!! I need to make a product that replaces the spoon.


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[razorboy]

"Freducine".

[Tenbatsuzen]

You are gunna love my nuts.

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[patsopinion]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/3556/kevinsig2qm5.jpg

can that get remade with patsopinion instead of kevin
that would be great

[rob126]

I don't love his nuts , but he has big balls . He uses the proceeds from the slap-chop in his fight against Scientology . http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

[PapaBear]

I don't love his nuts , but he has big balls . He uses the proceeds from the slap-chop in his fight against Scientology . http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490
That story is insane! Good for Vince.

[kdubya]

the ice cream place by my house only charges 50 cents for nuts

[jauble]

I was actually given a chopper (although not a slap chop) as a gift year or two ago. Pretty useful and easy to clean. I use knives more often but if Im just lazy (or my eyes are being extra sensitive) I use the chopper.

[nukinfuts]

You are gunna love my nuts.
I saw this commercial last night and laughed at the you're gonna love my nuts until I cried. It had to be edited on purpose to sound that way.

[DrexlSpivey]

he is possibly the shadiest looking charactor on tv.. he looks like hes not even out of the room with his slapchop check and hes already on the phone with his heroine dealer..

[nukinfuts]

I don't love his nuts , but he has big balls . He uses the proceeds from the slap-chop in his fight against Scientology . http://skepchick.org/blog/?p=5490

That is fucked up. Now I feel sorry for him and I want to love his nuts but he's really creepy looking so I may have to make him cover his face with the big shamwow while I love his nuts. Poor fella he deserves the same right to make crappy movies as anyone. Stupid Tom Cruise and his cronies. Have they seen some of the shit their other actor members have done?

[celery]

Call in the next 20 minutes, he can't do this all day.

[PanterA]

He puts a fucking baby carrot, an inch of celery (no pun intended), and a munchkin sized onion gives it a slap and calls it a salad?!?!?!?! No wonder this guy is anorexic!

WHY did you have to revise this fucking thread?!?!?!?

I hate you Vince! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!! :wallbash:


ok a little pun was intended against "celery"