Jimmy Buffett Kills American Soldiers [Archive]

Tall_James

01-07-2009, 04:22 AM

A soldier from Fort Bragg died this morning in Denver from injuries suffered from a bar fight in Steamboat Springs on Friday night over a Jimmy Buffett song. (http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009/jan/05/man-dies-after-fight-over-jukebox-selection-steamb/)

Parrothead culture needs to be eradicated from modern society.

yojimbo7248

01-07-2009, 04:23 AM

A soldier from Fort Bragg died this morning in Denver from injuries suffered from a bar fight in Steamboat Springs on Friday night over a Jimmy Buffett song. (http://www.rockymountainnews.com/news/2009/jan/05/man-dies-after-fight-over-jukebox-selection-steamb/)

Parrothead culture needs to be eradicated from modern society.

Amen to that, brother. I support the troops. Ban Buffett.

biggestmexi

01-07-2009, 04:24 AM

Buffet's kill Americans.

Tenbatsuzen

01-07-2009, 04:27 AM

I'm sorry, but I just had one of his margaritas the other night.

If you can't feel your teeth, it's a good night.

yojimbo7248

01-07-2009, 04:28 AM

I'm sorry, but I just had one of his margaritas the other night.

If you can't feel your teeth, it's a good night.

so he is bartending now?

Tenbatsuzen

01-07-2009, 04:30 AM

Damn, the guy was Special Forces and got taken out.

This quote is stupid:

"This is the first time that a physical fight has resulted in a loss of life from the use of hands and fists," he said.

I'm pretty sure that it was hands, fists, and his head coming into contact with concrete that led to the loss of life.

Tenbatsuzen

01-07-2009, 04:31 AM

so he is bartending now?

He has a chain of restaurants. He also has a microbrew and tequila. The tequila I could take or leave, but the beer is pretty good.

A.J.

01-07-2009, 04:32 AM

Now he can have that cheeseburger in Paradise.

OGC

01-07-2009, 05:36 AM

This is a very misleading thread title. Buffett has only killed one American Soldier so far.

Drop the extra 's'.

yojimbo7248

01-07-2009, 05:48 AM

This is a very misleading thread title. Buffett has only killed one American Soldier so far.

Drop the extra 's'.

Killing one American soldier is killing one too many. I still say we need to shut the parrothead empire down.

Tall_James

01-07-2009, 05:57 AM

This is a very misleading thread title. Buffett has only killed one American Soldier so far.

That we know of. Come monday we may find out he has killed more.

midwestjeff

01-07-2009, 06:15 AM

A soldier almost looks at 40...

Tall_James

01-07-2009, 06:18 AM

I heard the victim was the son of a son of a sailor.

Tragic.

yojimbo7248

01-07-2009, 06:25 AM

That we know of. Come monday we may find out he has killed more.

his literal kills pale in comparison to the damage his done to thousands of parrotheads by keeping them in a tropical zone of hawaiian shirted idiocy. Listening to too much of his music must rot the part of your brain that controls taste in music and these poor souls are basically Buffett's zombies.

Tenbatsuzen

01-07-2009, 06:25 AM

I heard the victim was the son of a son of a sailor.

Tragic.

It wasn't the punches that made him fall to the ground; it was a blown out flip flop.

yojimbo7248

01-07-2009, 06:27 AM

I hear the soldier was a week away from retirement. Damn you, Buffet!

Tenbatsuzen

01-07-2009, 06:27 AM

It wasn't the music that caused the fight. Some people claim there's a woman to blame.

midwestjeff

01-07-2009, 06:28 AM

The Denver police just issued a statement saying that
they are looking for a possible third suspect that may
have been involved in the bar fight.

They didn't have a lot of information to give as to the suspect's physical appearance,
but did say that they are looking for a man with a pencil thin mustache.

epo

01-07-2009, 06:39 AM

Jimmy Buffett hates America.

I'll take the freedom paradise, thanks.

Jujubees2

01-07-2009, 07:05 AM

That we know of. Come monday we may find out he has killed more.

Nah, Come Monday, it'll be alright.

Stankfoot

01-07-2009, 07:12 AM

http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a350/stankfoot/parrothead.jpg

BAN BUFFETT!

DarkHippie

01-07-2009, 07:23 AM

I heard his assailants were from Finland

There were Fins to the left, Fins to the right . . .

Tenbatsuzen

01-07-2009, 07:27 AM

The fight started because the soldier propositioned his assailant's girlfriend. Apparently, it was something crude about drinking copious amounts of liquor and engaging in sexual intercourse.

JimBeam

01-07-2009, 07:43 AM

The Denver police just issued a statement saying that
they are looking for a possible third suspect that may
have been involved in the bar fight.

They didn't have a lot of information to give as to the suspect's physical appearance,
but did say that they are looking for a man with a pencil thin mustache.

I heard his assailants were from Finland

There were Fins to the left, Fins to the right . . .

Both fantastic comments.

OGC

01-07-2009, 08:04 AM

I heard they were fighting over the last mango in Steamboat Springs.

Tall_James

01-07-2009, 02:11 PM

Police are circulating a photo taken from a surveillance camera in the hopes of finding the suspect...

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17910.jpg

yojimbo7248

01-07-2009, 02:18 PM

Police are circulating a photo taken from a surveillance camera in the hopes of finding the suspect...

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandiser/17910.jpg

I've seen this vision in my nightmares. I can't tell you how disturbing it is seeing that it exists in the real world.