If you were back in the 80's...

[debit]

If you were back in the 80's and had a small family farm and the rich neighbor had bought all the land around you (by intimidating the residents if necessary) and is trying to force you to sell, by sending his henchmen to vandalize your property and beat up your elderly father.

Who do you want to help?

a) The A-Team
b) Knight Rider
c) The Incredible Hulk
d) Airwolf (in this case the rich neighbor has several helicopters armed with heat seeking missles for some reason)


PS There was a rumor the rich neighbor had a geological survey of the land done, right before he started buying up all the nearby property.

[Jujubees2]

http://www.soundtrackcollector.com/images/movie/large/A_team_(TV).jpg

[AKA]

Count Chocula

[CountryBob]

i would hold a dance off at the local teen center. The stakes? Loser has to leave town.

[epo]

James Dalton. If things get thick his friend Wade Garrett would probably show up.

[west milly Tom]

I would put on neon blue Caverichis with a hyper-color shirt and say the word, "Rad" a lot.

[Freakshow]

edit: Epo knows the character's name. I stink...

[Ithinksno]

I would stop by Mr. Miyagi's house and ask if he and Danielsan would help me out with my neighbor problem. If that didn't work, the Smurfs would be a dangerous foe for the neighbor, especially if his name is Gargamel...

[Contra]

I'll take knight rider, KITT and the hoff will fuck those neighbors up

[Kit the Eskimo]

I will take the Teen Wolf, and I would challenge them to a basketball game as the final showdown

[Hottub]

http://media.fanfire.com/images/product/large/KIS/KISBK005.jpg

[KC2OSO]

Hunter (Fred Dryer) would kick all their asses.

[DarkHippie]

Can I call in the Transformers?

[Coach]

I'd have the Duke boys running all over Blowing shit up with their Dynamite Arrows, And Manimal for the covert stuff, Have Simon and Simon go in and kick some ass... I would have to call in the Ninja Police from CHiPs. To lead them all would be The Master!

[JimBeam]

I would have BJ McKay and his best friend Bear beat them up, then have TJ Hooker hook them up and have Judge Harry Anderson lock them up.

[KC2OSO]

I'd have the Duke boys running all over Blowing shit up with their Dynamite Arrows, And Manimal for the covert stuff, Have Simon and Simon go in and kick some ass... I would have to call in the Ninja Police from CHiPs. To lead them all would be The Master!
Fuck that. Simon and Simon were fags even though they were brothers.

[IMSlacker]

I'd go ahead and sell my property.

[jauble]

I would see if I could get either MacGyver or Magnum P.I.

[ANC]

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[debit]

I would see if I could get either MacGyver or Magnum P.I.


You can only use Magnum if the farm was on Hawaii.

[Mullenax]

<--- Waiting for the "If you were black in the 80's..." Thread

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Now that makes it more interesting... I'll say Hightower from Police Academy.

[hedges]

Micronauts? Were they in the 80s?

[west milly Tom]

I might have to call Lion-O just in case.

[DiabloSammich]

I'd get Scarecrow to hold him down while Mrs. King punched him in the nuts.

[jlehane3]

I invented Predator by April 1987 and sent it to Gene Roddenberry to relay to the makers of Alien movies,along with some sweet effects concepts that appeared in Terminator 2,The Abyss,STNG,and other movies simulating "invisibility and liquid glass and mercury". Get to the CHOPPAH! http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a221/jlehane3/predator.png Best lines I contributed for Arnold(my request to star Arnold) "pussyface" & "You're one ugly mutha fuckah" Predator line"Muther fuker"

[lleeder]

Carebears with their Carebear stare would be the most effective.

[santino]

i'd call a cop... a motherfuckin ROBOCOP

[landarch]

If you were back in the 80's and had a small family farm and the rich neighbor had bought all the land around you (by intimidating the residents if necessary) and is trying to force you to sell, by sending his henchmen to vandalize your property and beat up your elderly father.

Who do you want to help?

a) The A-Team
b) Knight Rider
c) The Incredible Hulk
d) Airwolf (in this case the rich neighbor has several helicopters armed with heat seeking missles for some reason)


PS There was a rumor the rich neighbor had a geological survey of the land done, right before he started buying up all the nearby property.



The Dirt on Farmer John!!!!

pretty interesting and freaky guy, wearing dresses on his tractor. Silly wierdo.

[RickMcCrank47]

id have Balky and the to dads from My Two Dads come and help....and if all else failed Punky Brewster would be albe to figure a way through the situation.

[Coach]

Carebears with their Carebear stare would be the most effective.What about Rainbow Bright? Strawberry Shortcake? The POUND PUPPIES??????

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Maybe Michael Landon can get the Highway to Heaven gang to show those Ewings that they should be ashamed for bossing the little guy around. If that doesn't work, send in Manimal.

[Judge Smails]

Believe it or not, I would call The Greatest American Hero.

[Marc with a c]

guttenberg

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Call Connor McCloed of the Clan McCloed to remove his head, while Queen plays in the background.

[Coach]

Perchaps I'd Call The Happy Days Gang to come out to my Dude Ranch Help me out, and have Fonzie Bull Fight in a rodeo on his Motorcycle, to decide it.
After all, the power of Cool can fend off the powers of Hell and Aliens!

[KC2OSO]

Call Connor McCloed of the Clan McCloed to remove his head, while Queen plays in the background.
Wow.

[ANC]

Now that makes it more interesting... I'll say Hightower from Police Academy.

I'm going with Carl Weathers in Action Jackson.

[toolshed]

I'd call Ray Kinsella and his band of zombie ball players to put on exhibition games, thus providing me the necessary capital to keep the farm running.