If You Can Carry Your Shit To The Register...

[DiabloSammich]

....then you don't need a goddamn plastic bag to get it to your car.


I can't tell you how many times I've watched some ass buy a candy bar and a soda and have the cashier put it in a bag for them. Lazy savages.


I bought a bottle of water and a bag of sunflower seeds today and the slack-jawed emo fag ringing me up started putting the shit in a bag without even asking me, then gave me a "fuck you" look when I said, "I don't need a bag, I'm a grown man."

[hedges]

They are on auto-pilot, some of them, and just bag whatever is there.

[underdog]

You have to pay for bags at Ikea.

[lleeder]

Yeah they love giving bags out. I bought some shit before and piled in all into one bag. Meat, vegetables,dairy all one bag. Fuck that wasting of bags shit. People in the neighborhood call me ecobag3. I guess there's two other guys they call ecobag.

[Knowledged_one]

In the midwest they call them sacks i laughed in the ladies face the first time i was asked if i wanted my stuff in a sack

[underdog]

Yeah they love giving bags out. I bought some shit before and piled in all into one bag. Meat, vegetables,dairy all one bag. Fuck that wasting of bags shit. People in the neighborhood call me ecobag3. I guess there's two other guys they call ecobag.

They're not saying bag.

[DiabloSammich]

Then on a nice windy day I get to sit at a traffic light in Jersey and watch dozens of these fucking things floating impossibly in the air, like they are struggling to get off of this filthy planet.

[Dirtbag]

I use the self checkouts whenever possible. It only sucks if you get a customer in front of you that manages to be even stupider than the average cashier.

[jauble]

I bought one gallon of milk today which came with its own handle. Fucker tried to put it in a bag. Totally with you on this one DS.

[~Katja~]

You have to pay for bags at Ikea.

and aldi and all supermarkets in Germany.


I always tell them to not bag it and I also take things out of bags if it still has room in others and hand it back to them.

[razorboy]

I don't ever use plastic bags anyway. I always keep a good supply of GreenBags in my cars. They're eco-friendly and you never have embarrassing handle breaking incidents from the store to the car or from the car to your door.

[epo]

In the midwest they call them sacks i laughed in the ladies face the first time i was asked if i wanted my stuff in a sack

I've never heard a bag called a sack in my life....unless you are talking about my ball sack then sure.

[DiabloSammich]

I bought one gallon of milk today which came with its own handle. Fucker tried to put it in a bag. Totally with you on this one DS.


Not just one bag, jauble, but two. Because that milk is pretty heavy.

[RoseBlood]

We've really run out of things to complain about.
Also.. for females, having two items bagged is sometimes convienent when you've got a pocketbook hanging over your shoulder or off your arm. It frees up a hand so we don't fumble for our keys to the car.

[DiabloSammich]

I've never heard a bag called a sack in my life....unless you are talking about my ball sack then sure.



When aren't we talking about your ball sack?

[epo]

When aren't we talking about your ball sack?

Can we really talk about it enough? I think not.

[PerryWinkle]

i take as many fucking bags as they want to give me. its easier to carry my stuff and plus they get used to pick up poop from my dogs later

[~Katja~]

we usually have two or three of these in the car (in Germany) and take them with us when shopping. They fold flat
http://www.swdirekt.de/images/product_images/info_images/47137_0.JPG
http://www.baumax.at/_img/dtt/big/big_51102.jpg

[Kevin]

My only question is, why would you be carrying your shit in the first place? Dirty Dalawereian savages.

[Bossanova]

Then on a nice windy day I get to sit at a traffic light in Jersey and watch dozens of these fucking things floating impossibly in the air, like they are struggling to get off of this filthy planet.

Why's it gotta be Jersey you prick?


I like getting plastic bags with every purchase, that way I can sufficate chidren if i ever get the urge

[RoseBlood]

I use the self checkouts whenever possible. It only sucks if you get a customer in front of you that manages to be even stupider than the average cashier.
Hahaha.. I love the self check-out, but if I see a senior at one of them, I walk right on by.

[razorboy]

I've never heard a bag called a sack in my life....unless you are talking about my ball sack then sure.

You've never heard of a gunny sack?

[PerryWinkle]

we usually have two or three of these in the car (in Germany) and take them with us when shopping. They fold flat
http://www.swdirekt.de/images/product_images/info_images/47137_0.JPG
http://www.baumax.at/_img/dtt/big/big_51102.jpg

too bad you guys lost the war. in america we have bags

[Puggle_kicker]

I walk to the store. I need a bag.

[DiabloSammich]

Why's it gotta be Jersey you prick?





Because Delaware is a utopian wonderland, and Jersey is Satan's taint.

[epo]

You've never heard of a gunny sack?

Gentlemen like myself and Bossanova have people for this kind of "common" term.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i need the bag to clean up dog poop

[~Katja~]

i take as many fucking bags as they want to give me. its easier to carry my stuff and plus they get used to pick up poop from my dogs later

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2802202779_8db017b6cf.jpg

teach them to clean up after themselves

[PerryWinkle]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2802202779_8db017b6cf.jpg

teach them to clean up after themselves

bravo sierra!!!!

[Bossanova]

Gentlemen like myself and Bossanova have people for this kind of "common" term.

HAHA, I am not allowed to hear that word spoken. My people sheild me when it leaves someones mouth

[RoseBlood]

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3140/2802202779_8db017b6cf.jpg

teach them to clean up after themselves

Why is the dog using a rake? That's just gonna sift the odor on up :wacko:

[underdog]

and aldi and all supermarkets in Germany.

Ikea is from Sweden. Just because both Germany and Sweden speak weird languages doesn't mean they're the same country, racist.

[PerryWinkle]

Why is the dog using a rake? That's just gonna sift the odor on up :wacko:

if the dog is smart enough to clean it up, why wouldn't he just shit in a toilet

[RoseBlood]

Katja, you should turn that into a sig pic for Perry.

[~Katja~]

Ikea is from Sweden. Just because both Germany and Sweden speak weird languages doesn't mean they're the same country, racist.

I meant Aldi here in the US... and was making a point that in Germany (and Europe in general) we don't waste bags and do a much better job at recycling too.

[PerryWinkle]

I meant Aldi here in the US... and was making a point that in Germany (and Europe in general) we don't waste bags and do a much better job at recycling too.

yeah, well win a war and then we'll talk to you

[~Katja~]

if the dog is smart enough to clean it up, why wouldn't he just shit in a toilet

cause dogs are dumb, cats are smart

http://www.clickertraining.com/files/u2/250_Ben_pooping.jpg

[epo]

HAHA, I am not allowed to hear that word spoken. My people shield me when it leaves someones mouth

I'm not gonna tolerate burlap talk near these precious ears. No way my friend!

I'll let the average folk deal with that shit.

[RoseBlood]

This threads turning into a pile of dog shit.

[~Katja~]

Katja, you should turn that into a sig pic for Perry.

I totally should, and will do it in a little bit

[drjoek]

Everybodys talking about Bagism Shagism dragism this ism that ism. All we are saying is give peace a chance

[underdog]

I meant Aldi here in the US... and was making a point that in Germany (and Europe in general) we don't waste bags and do a much better job at recycling too.

Is PA a place in Germany I haven't heard of? Because I've heard of everywhere.

[lleeder]

We've really run out of things to complain about.
Also.. for females, having two items bagged is sometimes convienent when you've got a pocketbook hanging over your shoulder or off your arm. It frees up a hand so we don't fumble for our keys to the car.

So you're saying any man that doesn't offer you a bag is a potential rapist.

[RoseBlood]

Everybodys talking about Bagism Shagism dragism this ism that ism. All we are saying is give peace a chance

Shouldn't you be off trying to match your shoes?

[Gvac]

We should start a "Bags are for fags" movement.

That'll learn 'em!

[drjoek]

Shouldn't you be off trying to match your shoes?


Yes :down:

[~Katja~]

Shouldn't you be off trying to match your shoes?

I am sure he stored them in a bag and got them mixed up that way in the dark

[DiabloSammich]

We should start a "Bags are for fags" movement.

That'll learn 'em!



Worked for jelly.



Wait a minute...

[~Katja~]

I wonder how snoogans feels about bags

[DiabloSammich]

I meant Aldi here in the US... and was making a point that in Germany (and Europe in general) we don't waste bags and do a much better job at recycling too.



They're building an Aldi here by us. Any good?

I looked on the website, and the concept is interesting, but it sounds like it could become a shithole in a hurry.

[Bossanova]

They're building an Aldi here by us. Any good?

I looked on the website, and the concept is interesting, but it sounds like it could become a shithole in a hurry.

There is one in Easton PA. Enough said

[TheMojoPin]

I always have an ecotote in my messenger bag when I'm out in case I need to stop by the store.

It's dorky as hell, but fuck it...cost a buck and holds more than the plastic ones.

[mikeyboy]

I wonder how snoogans feels about bags

Don't encourage him.

[epo]

They're building an Aldi here by us. Any good?

I looked on the website, and the concept is interesting, but it sounds like it could become a shithole in a hurry.

Your employees will love it!

[Bossanova]

Your employees will love it!

HAHAHAHA! only place they can get an entire on that salary too

[Kublakhan61]

I bought a bottle of water and a bag of sunflower seeds today and the slack-jawed emo fag ringing me up started putting the shit in a bag without even asking me, then gave me a "fuck you" look when I said, "I don't need a bag, I'm a grown man."

You earned that 'fuck you' look.

[~Katja~]

They're building an Aldi here by us. Any good?

I looked on the website, and the concept is interesting, but it sounds like it could become a shithole in a hurry.

they are all over the US already. I only get certain things there, some do definitely turn to shit quickly. The Aldi family is basically the Walmart family of Germany as far as store chains all over the country and their own wealth

There is one in Easton PA. Enough said

shut it! you missed a fun bar night

[Farmer Dave]

i take as many fucking bags as they want to give me. its easier to carry my stuff and plus they get used to pick up poop from my dogs later

Exactly! They go in the camper so I can pick up my dog shit while I CAMPING so I can put it in the dumpster to go to the land fill. :wallbash: