Ron and SilentFez Listening thread for 1-9-09

[disneyspy]

cinderella story,looks like hes using a 3 wood...its in the hole!

[FunkyDrummer]

Ron should run for Senator of NY.

[led37zep]

This is depressing, I am going to get drunk.

off 3.2 beer?

[hexy68]

This is depressing, I am going to get drunk.

is that you east side dave?

[barjockey]

http://www.newsday.com/news/local/ny-mugshots02-pg,0,1175097.photogallery

Why Not become a bounty hunter?

[yojimbo7248]

Where is Sheepy? I thought he was speaking for Fez.
I love Ron but this is getting dull. for god's sake, Fez, stop the bit.

[copest]

off 3.2 beer?



Why would I drink 3.2 beer?

[Misteriosa]

my xmro stopped working :wallbash:

[geechie]

Why would I drink 3.2 beer?

He thinks that only 3.2% abv beer is sold in Colorado. That is only in grocery stores though. Colorado has some of the best beers around in my opinion though. I will miss it out here when I head back east next year.

[Friday]

i just don't understand what the big whoop is.
earl fell... he will be fine.
you still have the best job in the world and lots of nice money and friends.

why does this seem like it's the end of the world?

*shrug*

[modiner]

my xmro stopped working :wallbash:

MINE DID TOO!!! What the hell! I can't listent through Windows Media Player or Internet Explorer!!!

[KatPw]

Where is Sheepy? I thought he was speaking for Fez.
I love Ron but this is getting dull. for god's sake, Fez, stop the bit.

I thought I just heard him giggling in the background, but I'm not 100% positive.

[copest]

He thinks that only 3.2% abv beer is sold in Colorado. That is only in grocery stores though. Colorado has some of the best beers around in my opinion though. I will miss it out here when I head back east next year.



Maybe he thinks Colorado is like Utah.

[moochcassidy]

he sounds like his old radio hero bob lassiter today

he said 'man dog' not 'mad dog'

[ANC]

Come on Ron, We'll drive. Keep driving. Head out to the middle of nowhere, take that road as far as it takes us. You've never been west of Philly, have ya? This is a beautiful country Ronny, it's beautiful out there, like a different world. Mountains, hills, cows, farms, and white churches. I drove out west with your mother one time, before you was born. Brooklyn to the Pacific in three days. Just enough money for gas, sandwiches, and coffee, but we made it. Every man, woman, and child alive should see the desert one time before they die. Nothin' at all for miles around. Nothin' but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky. Not a soul in sight. No sirens. No car alarms. Nobody honkin' atcha. No madmen cursin' or pissin' in the streets. You find the silence out there, you find the peace. You can find God. So we drive west, keep driving till we find a nice little town. These towns out in the desert, you know why they got there? People wanted to get way from somewhere else. The desert's for startin' over. Find a bar and I'll buy us drinks. I haven't had a drink in two years, but I'll have one with you, one last whisky with my boy. Take our time with it, taste the barley, let it linger. And then I'll go. I'll tell you dont ever write me, dont ever visit, I'll tell you I believe in God's kingdom and I'll see you and your mother again, but not in this lifetime. You'll get a job somewhere, a job that pays cash, a boss who doesn't ask questions, and you make a new life and you never come back. Monty, people like you, it's a gift, you'll make friends wherever you go. You're going to work hard, you're going to keep your head down and your mouth shut. You're going to make yourself a new home out there. You're a New Yorker, that won't ever change. You got New York in your bones. Spend the rest of your life out west but you're still a New Yorker. You'll miss your friends, you'll miss your Mandog, but you're strong. You got your mother backbone in you, you're strong like she was. You find the right people, and you get yourself papers, a drivers license. You forget your old life, you can't come back, you can't call, you can't write. You never look back. You make a new life for yourself and you live it, you hear me? You live your live the way it should have been.

[JimmieHats]

Oh, honey, that's just the pills talking.

:laugh:

[wkj]

Is that Sheepy with his silly giggle in the background?

[led37zep]

He thinks that only 3.2% abv beer is sold in Colorado. That is only in grocery stores though. Colorado has some of the best beers around in my opinion though. I will miss it out here when I head back east next year.

You shouldn't have to explain that line.

[yojimbo7248]

So ESD is definitely there and I heard Sheepy giggle. Is this all a bit to try to get Fez to talk? just get the show as awkward as possible so he speaks up?

[disneyspy]

hey you peeps with no audio-go to www.hearustalk.com no vid but theres audio

[west milly Tom]

Sheepy gives me the willies.

[ToiletCrusher]

Sorry it took a couple to find

thank you sir!

[wkj]

Why can't ESD go home? No one to go home to?

[PD]

i just don't understand what the big whoop is.
earl fell... he will be fine.
you still have the best job in the world and lots of nice money and friends.

why does this seem like it's the end of the world?

*shrug*

I think ron just pissed that no one can seem to do stuff there without fucking it up.

[Friday]

Come on Ron, We'll drive. Keep driving. Head out to the middle of nowhere, take that road as far as it takes us. You've never been west of Philly, have ya? This is a beautiful country Ronny, it's beautiful out there, like a different world. Mountains, hills, cows, farms, and white churches. I drove out west with your mother one time, before you was born. Brooklyn to the Pacific in three days. Just enough money for gas, sandwiches, and coffee, but we made it. Every man, woman, and child alive should see the desert one time before they die. Nothin' at all for miles around. Nothin' but sand and rocks and cactus and blue sky. Not a soul in sight. No sirens. No car alarms. Nobody honkin' atcha. No madmen cursin' or pissin' in the streets. You find the silence out there, you find the peace. You can find God. So we drive west, keep driving till we find a nice little town. These towns out in the desert, you know why they got there? People wanted to get way from somewhere else. The desert's for startin' over. Find a bar and I'll buy us drinks. I haven't had a drink in two years, but I'll have one with you, one last whisky with my boy. Take our time with it, taste the barley, let it linger. And then I'll go. I'll tell you dont ever write me, dont ever visit, I'll tell you I believe in God's kingdom and I'll see you and your mother again, but not in this lifetime. You'll get a job somewhere, a job that pays cash, a boss who doesn't ask questions, and you make a new life and you never come back. Monty, people like you, it's a gift, you'll make friends wherever you go. You're going to work hard, you're going to keep your head down and your mouth shut. You're going to make yourself a new home out there. You're a New Yorker, that won't ever change. You got New York in your bones. Spend the rest of your life out west but you're still a New Yorker. You'll miss your friends, you'll miss your Mandog, but you're strong. You got your mother backbone in you, you're strong like she was. You find the right people, and you get yourself papers, a drivers license. You forget your old life, you can't come back, you can't call, you can't write. You never look back. You make a new life for yourself and you live it, you hear me? You live your live the way it should have been.


wow.

[copest]

Why can't ESD go home? No one to go home to?


He is probably too drunk to get home.

[timhorton]

my xmro stopped working :wallbash:

mine just came back...try again..it took a long time to load...but it did

[Friday]

I think ron just pissed that no one can seem to do stuff there without fucking it up.

well then I feel compelled to say, "Welcome to LIFE, Ronnie B!"

[modiner]

hey you peeps with no audio-go to www.hearustalk.com no vid but theres audio

Thank you Disneyspy!! When I can't listen to R&F I feel lost! :)

[ANC]

wow.

nobody else has seen the 25th Hour? :down:

[janicet]

Ron's really trying...the only one there that is.
But Fez sounds greater than ever today!

[epo]

he sounds like his old radio hero bob lassiter today

The ol' Lassiter formula of opening with a monologue of ranting...then opening the phones on a day with no guests.

[disneyspy]

The ol' Lassiter formula of opening with a monologue of ranting...then opening the phones on a day with no guests.

first the zippo then the phones

[led37zep]

Oh Gvac

[timhorton]

so if Ronnie gets to work in the new car show room will Fez be workin' the used car lot.."got a nice 95 Lumina... low miles...2995.00 yours for 2750...let's talk"

[MisterSmith]

Did ESD get hammered last night and now can't do the show today?

[Boogie in Va]

Jay Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[copest]

Hopefully we get some humor out of Jay Mohr.

[timhorton]

Jay Mohr strong on Fezzie....

[led37zep]

Fez won't even talk to a People Choice Award Winner?

[barjockey]

J,j,j

[copest]

Did anyone see Jay's wife on www.wwtdd.com ?

[PD]

Jay Jay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

think he knows about Earl?

[ToiletCrusher]

nobody else has seen the 25th Hour? :down:


I've seen it. I think the problem was picking the longest monologue. People are afraid to read too many words in one sitting though.

[biggestmexi]

think he knows about Earl?

think he'd care?

[ANC]

I've seen it. I think the problem was picking the longest monologue. People are afraid to read too many words in one sitting though.

Oh well live and learn...:flush:

[janicet]

If even Jay Mohr can't bring the funny back. It's like watching a pack of dogs on a ice patch floating in the middle of a lake. Do you help or close your eyes and walk away?

[Friday]

yay! jayjay thanks us!

:wub:

[A.J.]

See ya. Off to Doha.

[biggestmexi]

I've seen it. I think the problem was picking the longest monologue. People are afraid to read too many words in one sitting though.

can i get cliff notes here? I got to "it."

[~Katja~]

see, jay jay loves us all...

[KingGeno]

Oh well live and learn...:flush:

You sure are poignant and poetic......when it comes to comforting men.


>.> <.< ^.^

[disneyspy]

See ya. Off to Doha.

good luck,keep your head down and dont be a hero

[midwestjeff]

can i get cliff notes here? I got to "it."

words blow.

[biggestmexi]

words blow.

like i did your dad.

[ToiletCrusher]

Oh well live and learn...:flush:


It's ok. That's why I try to type in texts. Observe:


Im <3 ur gr8 atmpt.


translation:


You did a spectacular job with what you did back there and as an ambassador to the people, I would like to extend my thanks for all of your fine efforts in the past and that we look forward to your work in the future. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

[Edwin]

words blow.


x2!

[yojimbo7248]

Fez doesn't win anythig for staying silent? so nothing happens to him if he starts talking? he must be doing this because he can't stand to be on the air anymore.

[hexy68]

like i did your dad.

fag

[biggestmexi]

It's ok.

fixxxed

[IMSlacker]

I want to know how far from the nearest McDonalds or Burger King those third worlders are. How fresh could have those burgers been?

[midwestjeff]

like i did your dad.

Yeah, except words don't ignore the balls. :nono:

Dad was highly disappointed.

[dino_electropolis]

did this caller just say "second off"????


Ham and Egger.

[ANC]

Shouldn't that last caller be fixing lawnmowers at Bill Cox's place?

[biggestmexi]

fag

words hurt.


P.s. Like your dad.....

[Friday]

See ya. Off to Doha.

Safe Flying, darlin!

[biggestmexi]

Yeah, except words don't ignore the balls. :nono:

Dad was highly disappointed.

Well, how was i supposed to get his balls with both my hands up his ass?

[Edwin]

Come kick it in PA's Capital with us, Ronnie.

[ToiletCrusher]

fixxxed

nice!

[midwestjeff]

Fez doesn't win anythig for staying silent? so nothing happens to him if he starts talking? he must be doing this because he can't stand to be on the air anymore.

He's doing it because he can.

No one is forcing you to listen, ya know.

Or are they?

Say "bacon" if you need me to call 911.

[ANC]

It's ok. That's why I try to type in texts. Observe:


Im <3 ur gr8 atmpt.


translation:


You did a spectacular job with what you did back there and as an ambassador to the people, I would like to extend my thanks for all of your fine efforts in the past and that we look forward to your work in the future. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar.

<---so much to learn...

[midwestjeff]

Well, how was i supposed to get his balls with both my hands up his ass?

You have feet, use them.

[biggestmexi]

You have feet, use them.

not when your mom loves those toe jobs at the same time.

[jimmyolsenblues]

i feel bad for ronnie b.

[ToiletCrusher]

Ron backed up Earl again.

he did it with Eddie Trunk and that was a big one. This one seems big too.

[yojimbo7248]

He's doing it because he can.

No one is forcing you to listen, ya know.

Or are they?

Say "bacon" if you need me to call 911.

good point. today's show is a waste of time and silent bit was never funny. see ya.

[Meataball23]

Im glad no one is there with earl...ideally they give him a mop and he leaves the ron and fez show forever

[dino_electropolis]

I bet Fez isnt even in studio.....thats why camera is down....he must have went with Earl to the hospital and stood by him until he feels better, just like when Fez had the.......


oh, wait.


nevermind.

[Edwin]

The Tan Man.

[ANC]

Paul O to Fez "Your life's a silent movie.."

[janicet]

Jeez...Paul O is comforting Ron. I can't take it anymore.

[ToiletCrusher]

Paul O to Fez "Your life's a silent movie.."


fucking fantastic!

that was much better. :clap:

[biggestmexi]

Paul-o's ringer is like mario getting a coin.

HA

[ANC]

Im glad no one is there with earl...ideally they give him a mop and he leaves the ron and fez show forever

To assume the role of Sandman Simms?

[TjM]

Im glad no one is there with earl...ideally they give him a mop and he leaves the ron and fez show forever

We get it you hate Earl

[ToiletCrusher]

Paul-o's ringer is like mario getting a coin.

HA


Nice. It does sound like that.

[midwestjeff]

We get it everyone hates Earl

More accurate.

[Boogie in Va]

Paul O heard the crack of the whip

"I got a new girlfriend Ron. I have to take this call"

She calls again before Paul's bit is over.

[drjoek]

Even Paulo isn't there for Ron today. Oh he's back.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

THE PAULO'S NEW GIRLFRIEND!

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/005.jpg

[Edwin]

Paulo-O just met this woman and "she loves me more than anyone ever..."?

Jumping in the deep end.

[biggestmexi]

More accurate.

Ha, I shut you down.

But back to the quote. Obviously not. Did you see my other thread that did not blow up about Earl?

THE PAULO'S NEW GIRLFRIEND!



you must have missed it where Paul-o did not want her to be outted.

[ANC]

Paul-o's ringer is like mario getting a coin.

HA

:lol:

[ANC]

THE PAULO'S NEW GIRLFRIEND!

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/005.jpg

:huh: Soooo does that make you the Bull Chuck?

[mandog]

yay I got the mandog name!

[Whiskeyportal]

Paul sounds like he's all doaded out

[biggestmexi]

yay I got the mandog name!

I noticed you are from cuntsville huh.

[IMSlacker]

yay I got the mandog name!

I think posting on the message board breaks the rules, mandog.

[ToiletCrusher]

THE PAULO'S NEW GIRLFRIEND!





so much for keeping her from the show or at east a part of it. well done.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Ha, I shut you down.

But back to the quote. Obviously not. Did you see my other thread that did not blow up about Earl?



you must have missed it where Paul-o did not want her to be outted.
NO HE DOESN'T. THAT'S JUST HIS BIT.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/109.jpg

[midwestjeff]

Ha, I shut you down.

Huh?

[ANC]

yay I got the mandog name!

http://mantarctica.files.wordpress.com/2007/01/disgust.jpg

[Edwin]

yay I got the mandog name!

That plus the avatar made me :lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

I think posting on the message board breaks the rules, mandog.

not just that but does a mandog even have opposable thumbs????

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

so much for keeping her from the show or at east a part of it. well done.
LOOK AT HER, SHE'S BEAUTIFUL !

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/018.jpg

[midwestjeff]

not just that but does a mandog even have opposable thumbs????

He types with his nose.

It's really adorable to watch.

[~Katja~]

Paulo-O just met this woman and "she loves me more than anyone ever..."?

Jumping in the deep end.

hah, didn't he just call a week ago saying how he needs to find someone? at least the week before the x-mas break

[biggestmexi]

Surprise lenny BUTTSECKS

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/004-1.jpg

[Hottub]

THE PAULO'S NEW GIRLFRIEND!

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/005.jpg

HA!

[ANC]

I fuckin' hate Springsteen :wallbash: please turn it off!!!!

[ToiletCrusher]

Surprise lenny BUTTSECKS

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/004-1.jpg



What the fuck is mc 24?? Is that just one step below an amc 24?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Surprise lenny BUTTSECKS

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/004-1.jpg
THAT WAS AT THE "MC 24" ONLY MOTORCYCLES GANGS ALLOWED THERE!

[Edwin]

I fuckin' hate Springsteen :wallbash: please turn it off!!!!

Thank you for saying that. I am also a Bruce hater. I say that and people look at me like I am crazy.

[janicet]

It's not so different than what you do now!

[ANC]

Go get 'em Ronny B!!!!

http://www.allamericanpatriots.com/files/images/new-mexico-cattle-ranch.jpg

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

OH! JUST SUPER! YOU ALL PISSED HIM OFF.

NOW HE'S GOING FOR THE FOIL.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/081.jpg

[midwestjeff]

I fuckin' hate Springsteen :wallbash: please turn it off!!!!

I feel your pain ANC.

[midwestjeff]

I don't know how it happened but the riverboat captain, he knows my fate.


Ron would be a perfect fit.

[ToiletCrusher]

Thank you for saying that. I am also a Bruce hater. I say that and people look at me like I am crazy.

but he was born in a small town. Can't you relate???

[biggestmexi]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/9/128759986448689474.jpg

[Freakshow]

is this a howlin' wolf song?

[ANC]

OH! JUST SUPER! YOU ALL PISSED HIM OFF.

NOW HE'S GOING FOR THE FOIL.

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/081.jpg

Is this a scene from Logjammin'?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

OL' "TIN CAN" RONNIE B. CALLING CHUCK!!

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/035.jpg

[Edwin]

Is this a scene from Logjammin'?

It's a clip from "White Men Can't Hump"

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/9/128759986448689474.jpg
HAHAHAHAHA!:lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2009/1/9/128759986448689474.jpg

:laugh::lol:

[biggestmexi]

http://wednesdaychef.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/hummus.jpg

[PD]

keep aj dynomite off mike, PLEASE

[sailor]

one of the big lines from the porn glengarry would be "always...be...fucking!"

or cumming...one of the two.

[dino_electropolis]

I can see Ronnie B layin hands on the sick and those of little work ethic.

[ANC]

http://digilander.libero.it/spaziowebceskino/img/griffin.png

[Misteriosa]

preach father ron!

[MisterSmith]

Surprise lenny BUTTSECKS

http://i365.photobucket.com/albums/oo92/chuckwagoncook_2008/004-1.jpg

This photo and comment bring up 2 important points:


When Lenny is involved buttsecks is never a surprise - I would dare to say it is expected.

Paul-O looks like he has lost a lot of weight and looks GREAT! Good for him!

[Freakshow]

I think if you pull audio of Paul when he first started going out with Melly, he's saying the exact same things...

[ANC]

This photo and comment bring up 2 important points:


When Lenny is involved buttsecks is never a surprise - I would dare to say it is expected.

Paul-O looks like he has lost a lot of weight and looks GREAT! Good for him!



Well with all the buttsex ....

[Hottub]

http://digilander.libero.it/spaziowebceskino/img/griffin.png

:clap::lol:

[Edwin]

I think if you pull audio of Paul when he first started going out with Melly, he's saying the exact same things...


He sounds like the type who says that about every girl who gives him a bit of attention.

[biggestmexi]

Well with all the buttsex ....

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/c/5/8/c58bff5dabebe6b27008fcde6cffc7e5.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

He sounds like the type who says that about every girl who gives him a bit of attention.

everyone knows a dude like that.

[Edwin]

Wow. Same call, different state.

"The Germans" :lol:

[KnoxHarrington]

Overpopulation has nothing to do with space available, fucksticks.

[barjockey]

Its all Hasidic Day camps and Bethel Woods Amphitheater

[ANC]

Ugh! Will everyone stop with the theoretical facts.. Or at least stop taking it for truth...

[hexy68]

where are you gonna put 5 billion chinese?

[midwestjeff]

everyone knows a dude like that.

I am a dude like that.

My emotional scars run deep.

[Friday]

Overpopulation has nothing to do with space available, fucksticks.


yeah!! fucksticks!!!


:)

[barjockey]

where are you gonna put 5 billion chinese?

Detroit

[led37zep]

Woah....Dave has cash for a cab?

Looks like someones living the high life.

[barjockey]

Did Fez go to the hospital and help Earl like Earl helped him?

[Edwin]

I am a dude like that.

My emotional scars run deep.

I was too. That's when I learned to just turn emotions off. Except funny. No "off" switch on that!

[led37zep]

Overpopulation has nothing to do with space available, fucksticks.

Obviously it has to do with a limited supply of Fucksticks.


These things don't just grow on trees people!

[ANC]

Detroit
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/517Z1NCY6AL._SL500.jpg

[dino_electropolis]

this is the most inspiring speech i have heard to date.

[Edwin]

where are you gonna put 5 billion chinese?


Laundromats. Clothes ain't gonna wash themselves.

[OGC]

Wow. Same call, different state.

"The Germans" :lol:


the reasons the germans can fit everyone into a smaller state is because they will turn everyone into ashes first

[led37zep]

this is the most inspiring speech i have heard to date.

Maybe you didn't hear Franklyns Obama speech.

[dino_electropolis]

Obviously it has to do with a limited supply of Fucksticks.


These things don't just grow on trees people!

Uhm, obviously fucksticks are made from fucktrees, so, yeah, they do.:tongue:

[midwestjeff]

I was too. That's when I learned to just turn emotions off. Except funny. No "off" switch on that!

Really? Because I assumed yours was stuck in the "off" position.

:innocent:

[dino_electropolis]

Maybe you didn't hear Franklyns Obama speech.

I stand corrected, sir.


But where this speech may come short on inspiration, it compensates with a complete lack of douchieness, which, of course, is implicit in anything franklyn does.

[hexy68]

i wanna touch brazilian julie too!

[DOHO@HOME]

Woah....Dave has cash for a cab?

Looks like someones living the high life.

Was it cash cab?if so that would have been awesome love that show.

[dino_electropolis]

How about instead of a mosh pit, we have just one really big fist fight, to the death....survival of the fittest kinda evolution thing, ya dig?

[OGC]

i wanna touch brazilian julie too!


I wanna touch myself whenever I hear brazilian julie call in.

[Edwin]

Really? Because I assumed yours was stuck in the "off" position.

:innocent:


Why I oughtta...

[biggestmexi]

I wanna touch myself whenever I hear brazilian julie call in.

dont have arms?

[Hottub]

Woah....Dave has cash for a cab?

Looks like someones living the high life.


http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/05/miller_products/image/miller.jpg

[Misteriosa]

is this a live read? :laugh:

[barjockey]

Maybe Ronnie can rule Venus?

http://www.wired.com/images/article/full/2009/01/venus_630px.jpg

[KnoxHarrington]

Love the porn.com reads!

[ToiletCrusher]

Great live read Ronnie B.

[barjockey]

I'm moving to Raleigh NC and opening a Pawn Shoppe/ Pizza Parlor. "Sell a stereo buy a slice"

[empulse]

can anyone give a quick breakdown of whats happening? I work 3rds now haven't listened to a show live in a 1.5yr.. I see that its still a cluster f**k. Earl @ hospital (poo spray from O&A..?) Whas happening I am lost.

[nate1000]

discount plastic surgery? wow

[Standard Delivery]

Unbelievable how Ron can make me look forward to commercials. I have not laughed as hard as I did during that porn.com spot in a long time. His synopsis of that 18-year-old website was classic. Brilliant stuff.

[ToiletCrusher]

I'm moving to Raleigh NC and opening a Pawn Shoppe/ Pizza Parlor. "Sell a stereo buy a slice"

You can call it "Goods for Grub"

[nate1000]

can anyone give a quick breakdown of whats happening? I work 3rds now haven't listened to a show live in a 1.5yr.. I see that its still a cluster f**k. Earl @ hospital (poo spray from O&A..?) Whas happening I am lost.

read the thread- it has been recapped several times.

[barjockey]

You can call it "Goods for Grub"

I can use a partner. You can handle the marketing.

[ToiletCrusher]

I can use a partner. You can handle the marketing.

I'm in. Let's take those southerners for all they're worth.

[Friday]

ooOOOoo Rooster is in the audience.

[nate1000]

is the fainting goat dead yet?

[timhorton]

So this whole thing is ronnie trying to get sheepy laid?...i'm confused

[Freakshow]

miss the penn gillette show.

[midwestjeff]

If John Ritter shows up in studio, I'll be really impressed.

[FezsHeartattack]

Shut the fuck up redneck caller

[hexy68]

"Honeymooners"....all dead i think

[ANC]

Is the entire cast of the Honeymooners dead?

[nate1000]

If John Ritter shows up in studio, I'll be really impressed.

That would take care of any residual poo spray smell.

[hexy68]

for some reason i think that when i watch a Marx Bros. movie...all these actors have to be dead by now...weird :wacko:

[FezsHeartattack]

Who is doing the pad data it is better than it has ever been?

[Freakshow]

I was watched a scene in the movie Bad Santa with Jack Tripper and Bernie Mac. And I thought to myself 'both dead...'

[ANC]

"Honeymooners"....all dead i think

Is the entire cast of the Honeymooners dead?

Joyce Randolph is still alive..... We hit her with 5 shots and she's still alive!

[Edwin]

"She was fine this morning".

Run, Dave! You're walking into a hornet's nest!!

(Shitty 1,000th post)

[Misteriosa]

trixie is still alive

[ANC]

"She was fine this morning".

Run, Dave! You're walking into a hornet's nest!!

(Shitty 1,000th post)

Congrats Pepperj.....Edwin!!!:clap:

[Edwin]

Oh man is Earl about to get it. I am actually not looking forward to this.

[PD]

is the fainting goat dead yet?

I guess not -

"get the f in earl"

[~Katja~]

Who is doing the pad data it is better than it has ever been?

I can guarantee you it's not Earl.



Man Ronnie is pissed...

rightfully so!

[KingGeno]

I'm back.

See things haven't changed.

Anyone get stabbed in the mouth yet?

[BingoCity]

uh oh....Daddy is maaaaaad

[ToiletCrusher]

Wasn't one of the little rascals an orphan owned by the studio?

[Misteriosa]

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f298/Misteriosa_NYC/smilies/thSmiley-hiding-behind-couch.gif

[OGC]

"Honeymooners"....all dead i think

oh soooorrrry...... Joyce Randolph (Trixie) is still kicking

[nate1000]

omfg classic

[ANC]

Wasn't one of the little rascals an orphan owned by the studio?

Luckily for Moe.... that accidental killing could've landed him in hot water.

[Edwin]

Congrats Pepperj.....Edwin!!!:clap:

Thank you, thank you! :thumbup:

[KingGeno]

Could be Earl's final moments.

[Standard Delivery]

Perfect question: "Is there any way you can possibly have one day where you are more of an asset than a liability?"

[Friday]

ok i get it now.

i guess any normal person would just fall down and jump back up again... unless they were REALLY hurt and in pain or knocked out. *sigh*

i think lack of sleep is starting to catch up. wheeeeeeee

[janicet]

Good job Ron! Bad Earl Bad Earl Bad Earl

[BingoCity]

Does he have the balls to quit?

[ToiletCrusher]

Luckily for Moe.... that accidental killing could've landed him in hot water.


All over the orphan's favorite aggie. Then the soot-eye.

[OGC]

I just don't understand how it is Earl's fault that he got knocked out ?

[midwestjeff]

Fez.

Thoughts?

I hope he is just scribbling away right now.

[Edwin]

Luckily for Moe.... that accidental killing could've landed him in hot water.

HE STOLE MY BIT!

http://www.geocities.com/simpsonshq2000/Pictures/characters/moe_angry.JPG

[Hottub]

Oh Shit.
Here it comes...:popcorn:

[ToiletCrusher]

ron fires earl. then fez talks again?

[KingGeno]

It was a cry for attention. Somethign a highschooler would do. He loved being babied and the attention. Can't be normal and talk to people, has to fake an injury and draw attention.

Well he will get it once his ass is reassigned or fired. All those bills going Sirius's way from the hospital and shit. Such a baby.

funny i brought up the fainting goat thing earlier too.

[FezsHeartattack]

I just don't understand how it is Earl's fault that he got knocked out ?
Cause he's Earl!

[BingoCity]

Because Earl is a pussy...nothing happened...You could hear he was faking...Maybe he naged his head...but rub some dirt on it for Christ's sake!

[nate1000]

I just don't understand how it is Earl's fault that he got knocked out ?

ronnie's obviously not buying it.

[Edwin]

Last October, I took a header after a wedding reception. I was knocked out cold. They woke me up and I stood up and chugged a beer about a minute later. I had a slight concussion, but you gotta suck it up!

[KingGeno]

Marc Maron was doing ammmAAAAAzing.

Wow. talk about sugar coating. I would stab the person lying to me like that.

[Friday]

i think it's funny that ronnie loved the Marc Maron bit that we all seemed to be bored by and he hated the earl bit which we all were excited about. lol

[earlsgmaclit]

Earl is a jackass hit him wirth some razors

[FezsHeartattack]

Anyone else would have just jumped up and went on their way.

[Friday]

Marc Maron was doing ammmAAAAAzing.

Wow. talk about sugar coating. I would stab the person lying to me like that.

Get me the BIG KNIFE!!

[hexy68]

actually it was all opie's fault with that shit spray...if there's any diciplinary action taken it should rest on him

[OGC]

ronnie's obviously not buying it.


The fire Earl. If Ron thinks this is a lie from Earl, fire him.

It just gets so friggin tiring to hear him sitting there stammering everyday.

[Misteriosa]

wow. ronnie nailed it with the detroit lions ref. maybe that should get things thru earls head

[ToiletCrusher]

Last October, I took a header after a wedding reception. I was knocked out cold. They woke me up and I stood up and chugged a beer about a minute later. I had a slight concussion, but you gotta suck it up!

I did the same but snowboarding. And, just like your story. I followed it up with a beer when I got back to the bottom of the slope and went back up.

[ANC]

He never said he was fine... he was mute for 15 minutes... then mumbling.

[OGC]

Get me the BIG KNIFE!!

Hi there Fridee :bye:

[KingGeno]

Last October, I took a header after a wedding reception. I was knocked out cold. They woke me up and I stood up and chugged a beer about a minute later. I had a slight concussion, but you gotta suck it up!

You have these things between your legs that Earl does not.

Hi there Fridee :bye:

Everyone always points her out and says hi. Isn't she dreamy? :wub: :p

[disneyspy]

wow. ronnie nailed it with the detroit lions ref. maybe that should get things thru earls head

i thought that was a too harsh a thing to say to anybody

[FezsHeartattack]

actually it was all opie's fault with that shit spray...if there's any diciplinary action taken it should rest on him
No actually it is all Ron's fault. He set all this up by telling O&A they had lost it and they couldn't get Fez to talk. Then the big black retard fell down.

[Freakshow]

He never said he was fine... he was mute for 15 minutes... then mumbling.

they should be taking him to the hospital every hour of every day in that case.

[biggestmexi]

lost time accident is never good. anywhere

[Edwin]

I did the same but snowboarding. And, just like your story. I followed it up with a beer when I got back to the bottom of the slope and went back up.

Good man! We know how to deal.

You have these things between your legs that Earl does not.


Women?

[KingGeno]

Silence.

[Meataball23]

Please please please have this be earls last day

[Friday]

Hi there Fridee :bye:

oh Hai, rich04something i can't remember anymore! :wink:

[Manster72]

i dont get why earl is allowed back. enough of this guy, its not even close to being entertaining. why is ron pissed at dave, going out last night drinking?

[Whiskeyportal]

Earl needs to man up and resign

[midwestjeff]

More like a Hypochonriblack.

[ANC]

More like a Hypochonriblack.
:lol:

[midwestjeff]

i dont get why earl is allowed back. enough of this guy, its not even close to being entertaining. why is ron pissed at dave, going out last night drinking?

That, and admitting to his big 5 inch.

[KingGeno]

Earl needs to man up and resign

I betcha Fez goes "FINALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLY!" shortly thereafter. I'll take a lost bet for some tossed garbage.

[led37zep]

Seems like we've had a 5 hour so today...

[ToiletCrusher]

when I was about 6, I threw up during gym. The teacher sent me to the water fountain to get some water and rinse out my mouth and then made me participate again.

After that, I never threw up in gym class again.

[Meataball23]

Earl needs to man up and resign

its exactly what he should do, but he'll never do it