Old Matty vs 2009 Matty

[Tenbatsuzen]

So I leave it to the people.

Do you want old, antagonistic, angry, snappy, Paul Lynde-like "Old Matty", or new, nicer, less abrasive Matty?

Or do you want a Matty purgatory?

I'm a man of the people, so I will give you all the choice.

[mikeyboy]

Old Matty is gay?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Old Matty is gay?

That's right, you never heard the impression.

[sailor]

Old Matty is gay?

thats new matty.

[IMSlacker]

I there a Matty who doesn't refer to himself in third-person? I'd like to vote for him.

[lleeder]

Which one reminds people that he was in radio?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Old Matty is gay?

I thought YOUR vote would have been automatic.

[Marc with a c]

i want the matty that disagrees with everything mikey says and pisses him off on a daily basis.

[Tenbatsuzen]

i want the matty that disagrees with everything mikey says and pisses him off on a daily basis.

That would be Old Me.

[midwestjeff]

Old Matty is gay?

See, Chuckwagon was right about the gravy thing.

I think you owe him an apology.

[disneyspy]

Which one reminds people that he was in radio?

standing in a refrigerator box with nobs and speakers crayoned in doesnt count

[King Hippos Bandaid]

1987 Matty

You probably had a Hulk Rules shirt and had a Pogo Ball

Bet you kicked ass at Blades of Steel

[Tenbatsuzen]

standing in a refrigerator box with nobs and speakers crayoned in doesnt count

what, were you suddenly replaced with mooch?

i actually did work in the radio and music business for five years... ugh

[mikeyboy]

See, Chuckwagon was right about the gravy thing.

I think you owe him an apology.

:lol:

[disneyspy]

what will new matty's first mean post be about?




we;ve almost got the fun guy back

[Tenbatsuzen]

what will new matty's first mean post be about?




we;ve almost got the fun guy back

Nah, just having a spirited debate with my friend Gvac about life.

[Friday]

old.

only because i fear for your marriage if you let all of those posts build up inside.

[Contra]

Old matty, because he likes nail guns and Huey Lewis and the News.

[drjoek]

You guys have a pretty odd definition of "nicer and a guy you want to invite to parties". He's still a prick.

[mikeyboy]

How is Joe voting?

[Tenbatsuzen]

bad old matty!

[Don Stugots]

How is Joe voting?

he is voting for HTG.

[mikeyboy]

he is voting for HTG.

Wait. We can vote to have Deb post more rather than either Matty? Who discovered this wonderful loophole?

[drjoek]

Wait. We can vote to have Deb post more rather than either Matty? Who discovered this wonderful loophole?



Start a new voteoff thread that'll work

[midwestjeff]

Nah, just having a spirited debate with my friend Gvac about life.

http://i273.photobucket.com/albums/jj210/jacord13/roflbot.jpg

[Don Stugots]

Wait. We can vote to have Deb post more rather than either Matty? Who discovered this wonderful loophole?

I did. its called wishful thinking since i look forward to her posts.

[mikeyboy]

I did. its called wishful thinking since i look forward to her posts.

That's like having to choose between a punch in the face and a punch in the stomach and selecting ice cream.

[drjoek]

We get ice cream!?

[Tenbatsuzen]

That's like having to choose between a punch in the face and a punch in the stomach and selecting ice cream.

It comes with free toppings.

"That's good!"

[RoseBlood]

old.

only because i fear for your marriage if you let all of those posts build up inside.

Old Matty here too. Sure he'll be nice and amicable on the surface, but he'll still be Old Matty underneath, hiding under the veil of a smile while Old Matty festers till it all blows up in our faces or poor Liz's.

[moochcassidy]

what, were you suddenly replaced with mooch?

what does that even mean thincum?

[disneyspy]

ok touch gloves first

[sassafrass]

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[ecobag2]

This reminds me of when Superman confronted himself.

[Reephdweller]

I like old angry Matty that jumped all over people and started thread fights.

[MHasegawa]

who gives a fat rats ass? is that a good enough answer?

[IamFogHat]

Am I in the minority of people who enjoy Tenbatz?

[Tenbatsuzen]

what does that even mean thincum?

Mooch -

Hi, good evening. I was mentioning you, because you seem to be all of the anger, none of the funny. Talk to your boss about someone named "Sam Kinison". Hopefully after you hear some of his CD's, you'll be able to hone your skills better.

[Heather 8]

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Gee, I never thought of it that way before. Great insight!

Old Matty picked fights, but sent me sexy pix of Alyson Hannigan. New Matty is nice, but bitches about my lack of sexy sigs. Bring back the generous dickweed.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Gee, I never thought of it that way before. Great insight!

Old Matty picked fights, but sent me sexy pix of Alyson Hannigan. New Matty is nice, but bitches about my lack of sexy sigs. Bring back the generous dickweed.

I still have plenty of Alyson Hannigan pictures... I can still share.

[IamFogHat]

I still have plenty of Alyson Hannigan pictures... I can still share.

Well then do it dammit!

[midwestjeff]

Great news. We have a new Old Matty in the making.

Suck it, 2009 Matty.

#207 (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76337&page=9)

[Tenbatsuzen]

http://us.ent4.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/universal_pictures/american_wedding/alyson_hannigan/weddingpre.jpg

[Fallon]

Does this mean you're back with the APA?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Does this mean you're back with the APA?

Depends. You gonna be Farooq?

[hammersavage]

Heels always get more heat than faces. Old Matty.

[Fallon]

Depends. You gonna be Farooq?

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DAMN!!!

[Tenbatsuzen]

...Because we need beer money.

[IamPixie]

How does one become so self obsessed?

[hammersavage]

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[Tenbatsuzen]

How does one become so self obsessed?

You're either in on the gag or you ARE the gag.

[Thebazile78]

old.

only because i fear for your marriage if you let all of those posts build up inside.

Old Matty here too. Sure he'll be nice and amicable on the surface, but he'll still be Old Matty underneath, hiding under the veil of a smile while Old Matty festers till it all blows up in our faces or poor Liz's.

I like you guys and know your concerns are in the right place, but reading comments like that makes me feel like this:

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(Please. I can out-snark Matty on any day of the week.)

[IamPixie]

You're either in on the gag or you ARE the gag.


I feel like I've heard that before, but much better put.

[Tenbatsuzen]

I feel like I've heard that before, but much better put.

You have, it was originally spoken by Ron. The point is, the majority of this thread is tongue in cheek.

[Flea_Man]

He said something nice about my gf from the 08 xmas party but I think that counts in the 2009 version.

[Furtherman]

You're either in on the gag or you ARE the gag.

Tenbats, Frietag and Matty must be howling at this gag. Is it really fair to have everyone else, on the outside, jealous of this good time?

[JustJon]

You have, it was originally spoken by Ron. The point is, the majority of this thread is tongue in cheek.

Did you say it at a wedding?

[Howard Stern]

Old Matty is gay?


only because i fear for your marriage if you let all of those posts build up inside.

:huh:

[Don Stugots]

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:clap::clap::clap:

[Freitag]

:clap::clap::clap:


Stu:

Hi, good afternoon. I was just curious - were you posting this response, or the puppet you had made in your own likeness posting this?

Thanks!

- 2009 Matty

[Don Stugots]

i did. the puppet doesn't like computers.

[Earlshog]

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so it wasn't about Clapton or Jagger after all....

[disneyspy]

Stu:

Hi, good afternoon. I was just curious - were you posting this response, or the puppet you had made in your own likeness posting this?

Thanks!

- 2009 Matty

:devil2:hes startin to crack
stugots is so vain he probably thought that post was about him

[Don Stugots]

so it wasn't about Clapton or Jagger after all....

i always thought it was warren beatty.....

[disneyspy]

carly had me confused with that song,shes singin about a guy and tellin him hes so vain cuz he probably thought the song she was singin about him was about him:wacko:

[Earlshog]

i always thought it was warren beatty.....

wait I thought it was Joey from Full House

[Don Stugots]

:devil2:hes startin to crack
stugots is so vain he probably thought that post was about him

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive

[disneyspy]

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive

there was clouds in your coffee

[Don Stugots]

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive

there was clouds in your coffee

Well, I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun

[Thebazile78]

Did you say it at a wedding?

Give him time.

[Marc with a c]

why is there no 'none of the above' option?

[mikeyboy]

why is there no 'none of the above' option?

Stugots said we can vote for ice cream.

[Freitag]

What kind?

[sailor]

Stugots said we can vote for ice cream.

you scream?

[Marc with a c]

i vote for chubby hubby

[mikeyboy]

http://www.limitededitionfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/turkeyhill_iceCream.gif

[Don Stugots]

Birthday cake remix

[Freitag]

http://www.limitededitionfoods.com/wp-content/uploads/turkeyhill_iceCream.gif

Turkey hill? Do you drink RC Cola as well?

[mikeyboy]

Turkey hill? Do you drink RC Cola as well?

You don't understand. It's Tastykake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes in ice cream form. That's genius.

[Freitag]

Birthday cake remix

I still don't understand your fascination with that stuff. I had it once at coldstone and my stomach was upset the rest of the day.

[Freitag]

You don't understand. It's Tastykake Peanut Butter Kandy Kakes in ice cream form. That's genius.

It's still Turkey Hill, which should be called "Ice Cream and 50% Air".


However, I did have an idea for Butterscotch Krimpets Fudge Ripple.

[sailor]

i vote for chubby hubby

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4673

[drjoek]

Can they reopen the poll? I voted before ice cream was an option.

[Freitag]

http://www.ronfez.net/gallery//watermark.php?file=4673

Well played.