Angry Whopper? Made Me Furious!

[JerseyRich]

Well after watching Football all weekend. I couldn't avoid the constant barrage of Burger King ads promoting the ANGRY WHOPPER.

So I decided to go out tonight and get one.

Small Angry Whopper Meal with a Dr. Pepper. $6.62

Let me tell you. I am angry.

This Whopper was delicious...But I have a feeling that my stomach and the rest of my intestinal tract will be ANGRY within hours.

Has anyone tried it yet?

[RoseBlood]

Well after watching Football all weekend. I couldn't avoid the constant barrage of Burger King ads promoting the ANGRY WHOPPER.

So I decided to go out tonight and get one.

Small Angry Whopper Meal with a Dr. Pepper. $6.62

Let me tell you. I am angry.

This Whopper was delicious...But I have a feeling that my stomach and the rest of my intestinal tract will be ANGRY within hours.

Has anyone tried it yet?

No, but now I fear for an "I Am Gassy As Hell.. part.II" thread. :sad:

[JerseyRich]

No, but now I fear for an "I Am Gassy As Hell.. part.II" thread. :sad:

It might just pass gassy as hell and go straight to "Oh Dear God, what have I done?"

[RoseBlood]

It might just pass gassy as hell and go straight to "Oh Dear God, what have I done?"

Or an "oh dear god, that wasn't a fart"?!?!?!

[JerseyRich]

I would also like to say that it's been a good five years since I have even been to a Burger King...

It will probably be my last trip....ever.

[razorboy]

I haven't eaten at a Burger King in twelve years. Blech.

[Tallman388]

Is it as tasty as the spicy Baconator? I was willing to endure the stomach problems for that sangwich, I might be willing to give Anger a chance.

[JerseyRich]

I did forget to mention that also available at your local Burger King are the DOUBLE AND TRIPLE ANGRY WHOPPER.


Are we really to that point in our society where we are so ANGRY that we try to kill people with our ANGRY sandwiches?


Why so Angry?

[jauble]

You know when someone doesnt know you or what you like, well they give you a bk gift card. I think Im gonna give it a go in the name of science.

[Don Stugots]

"Oh Dear Lord what is that in the toilet?"

[MC Pee Pants]

Burger King in general fucking blows. The burgers are sloppy as shit at the lettuce is usually brown. Taco Bell is the best thing going.

[disneyspy]

then it worked

[razorboy]

Taco Bell is the best thing going.

Rat shit tacos. Yum.

[TheMojoPin]

I just like the image of someone peeing angrily.

[midwestjeff]

Small Angry Whopper Meal with a Dr. Pepper. $6.62


Onion rings or fries?

[PanterA]

Taco Bell is the best thing going.There was only 1 general Taco Bell in the Flushing/Bayside area of Queens that closed for about 2 years for renovation. The first 6 months it reopened it was jam packed from open to close. The people in this area were so jonesing for Taco Bell. I have to admit, I was too and ate it for about 2 weeks straight.

As far as the Angry Whopper, I SWEAR to GOD I had a dream about eating this thing just this morning. I fell asleep watching TV and this commercial entered my subconscious. I HATED it in my dream because I cant stand onions. So I cant ever imagine ordering this thing in real life, plus I'm not a BK fan. If I want a fast food burger I'll go to Wendys.

BTW why do all these fast food joints think that throwing on some fried onions and a few strips a bacon makes for a new featured sandwich???

[JerseyRich]

Onion rings or fries?

Fries...I've learned my lesson with ordering Onion Rings...no one orders them, so they sit around...

Then they FLY out of me.

[britneypablo]

I just like the image of someone peeing angrily.

but who is the most angry of all
the eater of the whopper
the peer
or the owner of the butt

i say the whopper eater bc clearly they are drowning their anger with food

[MC Pee Pants]

Rat shit tacos. Yum.

i dont know anything about rat shit tacos, but the one by my house had an e coli outbreak. Five people i knew from high school were hospitalized, i must have guts of steel. Or marijuana is some kind of anti-body.

[Tenbatsuzen]

There's about 10 adjectives I don't want connected to my food. #8 is "Angry". It's followed by "Toxic" and "Fatal".

[lleeder]

I can't eat an onion thats been treated so harshly.

[~Katja~]

Well after watching Football all weekend. I couldn't avoid the constant barrage of Burger King ads promoting the ANGRY WHOPPER.

So I decided to go out tonight and get one.

Small Angry Whopper Meal with a Dr. Pepper. $6.62

Let me tell you. I am angry.

This Whopper was delicious...But I have a feeling that my stomach and the rest of my intestinal tract will be ANGRY within hours.

Has anyone tried it yet?

ha, I just saw a sign tonight driving home and thought it was kids making a joke with the sign, I did not realize they actually advertise it like that

[MC Pee Pants]

The Wendy's Melancholy Chicken Sandwich.

[PapaBear]

Or an "oh dear god, that wasn't a fart"?!?!?!
Are you still damaged by my old "most intense fart ever" thread?

[SinA]

Commercials?

http://lincgeek.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/tivo.jpg

[Tenbatsuzen]

The Wendy's Melancholy Chicken Sandwich.

The White Castle Apathetic Milkshake.

[smiler grogan]

you might pink sock yourself

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

It might just pass gassy as hell and go straight to "Oh Dear God, what have I done?"

That happens every time I get burgers from the White Diamond or White Castle....mmmm sooo good....but sooo devastating.:flush:

[MC Pee Pants]

McDonalds Mirthful Fish Sandwich

[Gvac]

Whoppers are disgusting.

Ditto for Big Macs.

Anyone that puts pickles and mayo on their hamburger should be hung for treason.

And anyone calling that wafer of beef they use a hamburger should meet the same fate.

[MC Pee Pants]

That happens every time I get burgers from the White Diamond or White Castle....mmmm sooo good....but sooo devastating.:flush:

If your going to White Castle get the chicken sanwich with honey mustard packs, its just as good and doesnt turn your asshole into a garden hose of shit.

[underdog]

The only thing on the sandwich even a bit of hot is the pickled jalapenos (which are actually pretty delicious).

But I have a feeling that my stomach and the rest of my intestinal tract will be ANGRY within hours.

I think this is why its an Angry Whopper.

[joethebartender]

If your going to White Castle get the chicken sanwich with honey mustard packs, its just as good and doesnt turn your asshole into a garden hose of shit.

I was wondering who those things were on the menu for. Chicken at White Castle? U so fuuuny!

And as for the triple angry whopper; should be renamed to the "furious" or "nothing left in life" whopper.

[Snoogans]

Whoppers are disgusting.

Ditto for Big Macs.

Anyone that puts pickles and mayo on their hamburger should be hung for treason.

And anyone calling that wafer of beef they use a hamburger should meet the same fate.

I enjoy a big mac and I enjoy a Double Whopper....WITH CHEESE..... from time to time. Quarter pounder with cheese, BK chicken club, italian chicken. This is quality taste here.




Jesus how the hell am I not a fuckin tank the way I eat

[Snoogans]

If your going to White Castle get the chicken sanwich with honey mustard packs, its just as good and doesnt turn your asshole into a garden hose of shit.

FUCK THAT. The burgers are so fuckin good. MAN UP AND TAKE THE SHIT

[ecobag2]

Starvin now.

[Slumbag]

Burger King in general fucking blows. The burgers are sloppy as shit at the lettuce is usually brown. Taco Bell is the best thing going.

Taco Bell has no room to talk shit.
They're currently plugging a taco with fucking bacon on it.


Who do they think I am?
That one poster on here that everyone constantly says how much he likes bacon.
(Seriously, I'm not good with names)

[JerseyRich]

I'm still alive. Made it through the night without any explosions...

I was laying in bed last night with some cramping but nothing has happened yet. My pee did smell strange this morning though.

This might be a rough day at work. Stand by.

[Hottub]

McDonald's Double Cheeseburger is on the dollar menu this week.
I think I will disregard my doctor's advice and have 3 or 4 today!

[biggestmexi]

What is this "Angry" Whopper?

[biggestmexi]

FUCK THAT. The burgers are so fuckin good. MAN UP AND TAKE THE SHIT

fucking right. I love white castle. 10 burgers two sodas and two fries.

[JerseyRich]

What is this "Angry" Whopper?

It has Jalapeno peppers in it.

[biggestmexi]

It has Jalopeno peppers in it.

OOoOOooOOOooo

I gottsa gets me one of them's.

Cept for some rezon now the seeds in the peppers give my tummy aches.

I still eat it though. Maybe i will go after work?

Is it the same price as the whopper or 14 dollars more for a jalopeno that comes from a 5lbs. can.

[PanterA]

If your going to White Castle get the chicken sanwich with honey mustard packs, its just as good and doesnt turn your asshole into a garden hose of shit.
FUCK THAT. The burgers are so fuckin good. MAN UP AND TAKE THE SHIThttp://i87.photobucket.com/albums/k142/newmanruby/gijoe.jpg

[Gwen]

Taco Bell has no room to talk shit.
They're currently plugging a taco with fucking bacon on it.


Who do they think I am?
That one poster on here that everyone constantly says how much he likes bacon.
(Seriously, I'm not good with names)

Dude, I ate this yesterday, and it was magical. Cheesy gordita crunch was my favorite menu item (and still available even though it wasn't being promo-ed) and now they've added bacon and it was awe inspiring (and it came with an extra taco and a big honkin' soda!)

<3 T-Bell. I could eat it every day, but I won't, stupid points...

[Freakshow]

the angry whopper sounds second only the 'Volcano Taco' in relation to what happens 40-50 mintues after eating said item...

[MC Pee Pants]

FUCK THAT. The burgers are so fuckin good. MAN UP AND TAKE THE SHIT

I shit enough. Talk to me about manning up after you eat a box of White Castle clam strips.

[scottinnj]

Why so Angry?

Why so Cheap?


Why so Gay?

[Liverspot]

It has Jalapeno peppers in it.

I have been putting jalapenos on my homemade burgers for years, I love them and I detest pickles.

I really don't like Burger King because the microwave is a crucial part of their "kitchen". I must admit I was intrigued when I saw the angry ad but I feared having the same results as Jersey Rich.

Dairy Queen has a "flamethrower burger" that is pretty good, but it is flame grilled fresh to order.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Dude, I ate this yesterday, and it was magical. Cheesy gordita crunch was my favorite menu item (and still available even though it wasn't being promo-ed) and now they've added bacon and it was awe inspiring (and it came with an extra taco and a big honkin' soda!)

<3 T-Bell. I could eat it every day, but I won't, stupid points...

Whatever happened to our cheesesteak taco idea?

[MC Pee Pants]

Im not a fan for fast food bacon. It makes me feel so much fatter, although i must agree that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the most wonderful thing on the planet.

[Slumbag]

Dude, I ate this yesterday, and it was magical. Cheesy gordita crunch was my favorite menu item (and still available even though it wasn't being promo-ed) and now they've added bacon and it was awe inspiring (and it came with an extra taco and a big honkin' soda!)

<3 T-Bell. I could eat it every day, but I won't, stupid points...

Im not a fan for fast food bacon. It makes me feel so much fatter, although i must agree that the Cheesy Gordita Crunch is the most wonderful thing on the planet.

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is fantastic. I'll give you that.
But bacon on a taco is for sadists.

[midwestjeff]

The Cheesy Gordita Crunch is fantastic. I'll give you that.
But bacon on a taco is for sadists.

Call me a sadist then.

I had one the other day and it was fantastic.

I also used to love the Ranch BLT soft taco
but I think it died once the whole wrap craze came into effect.

[Lennox]

I was angry about how crappy that burger was.:furious:

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I shit enough. Talk to me about manning up after you eat a box of White Castle clam strips.

I'm gettin the agg just thinkin about it.

[JerseyRich]

I was angry about how crappy that burger was.:furious:

So now you feel my pain?

[mikeyboy]

Everything described in this thread sounds awful.

[MC Pee Pants]

Everything described in this thread sounds awful.

please dont generalize...http://www.kellyjonesmusic.com/uploaded_images/Cheesy%20Gordita-734175.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

i had 2 yesterday. and i may have another today. i always fall for the gimmick sammiches.

[JerseyRich]

i had 2 yesterday. and i may have another today. i always fall for the gimmick sammiches.

Dear Lord no.

[Dougie Brootal]

Dear Lord no.

extra jalapenos and some super hot zakk wylde "stronger than death" hot sauce! boom goes my asshole!

[JerseyRich]

extra jalapenos and some super hot zakk wylde "stronger than death" hot sauce! boom goes my asshole!

I would like you to read this (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76483).

[SatCam]

The only thing I will eat from BK is a $1 rodeo burger. Can't find that anywhere else.


Shit, I wouldnt even go to BK until they started serving Coke

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/americanmovie1.jpg

[Dougie Brootal]

oh angry whopper... why hast thou forsaken me???:help:

shit is rocketing out of my ass so rapidly i think i might have 2 assholes.

[Aggie]

Well after watching Football all weekend. I couldn't avoid the constant barrage of Burger King ads promoting the ANGRY WHOPPER.

So I decided to go out tonight and get one.

Small Angry Whopper Meal with a Dr. Pepper. $6.62

Let me tell you. I am angry.

This Whopper was delicious...But I have a feeling that my stomach and the rest of my intestinal tract will be ANGRY within hours.

Has anyone tried it yet?


You had me at Dr. Pepper! :wub:

[TjM]

Not to be confused with Anthony Cumia "The Angry Wop"

[JerseyRich]

oh angry whopper... why hast thou forsaken me???:help:

shit is rocketing out of my ass so rapidly i think i might have 2 assholes.

I am not going to say "I told you so."

You are in enough pain already.



Silly metalhead.

[britneypablo]

The only thing I will eat from BK is a $1 rodeo burger. Can't find that anywhere else.


Shit, I wouldnt even go to BK until they started serving Coke

http://www.dvdtimes.co.uk/images/americanmovie1.jpg

me either...i think ur on to something here....
<img src="http://ameliatorode.typepad.com/life_moves_pretty_fast/images/welcometocoke_1.jpg"width=200">

[Dougie Brootal]

I am not going to say "I told you so."

You are in enough pain already.



Silly metalhead.

i knew i shouldnt have listened to DisneySpy, i should have listened to JerseyRich!

[JerseyRich]

You are smarter than you give yourself credit for.

[disneyspy]

jersey rich wears unfancy man socks,dont listen to him

[JerseyRich]

jersey rich wears unfancy man socks,dont listen to him

I will not have you come in here and defame me! I am sensitive in this time of EXTREME cold.

[RoseBlood]

Would a Happy Meal make you ecstatic? :unsure:

[JerseyRich]

Would a Happy Meal make you ecstatic? :unsure:

I will never find out. I have sworn off of fast food for 2009. My anus is thanking me every moment of the day.

[Dougie Brootal]

I will never find out. I have sworn off of fast food for 2009. My anus is thanking me every moment of the day.

im going with this as well! starting today!

[razorboy]

This is one of the most stomach-turning threads ever. You are all a bunch of no taste animals.

[JerseyRich]

This is one of the most stomach-turning threads ever. You are all a bunch of no taste animals.

Seriously.

[boosterp]

This is one of the most stomach-turning threads ever. You are all a bunch of no taste animals.

Now I want to try this wopper.

[GreatAmericanZero]

i had the burger tonight, it was a good fast food, ill eat it again. i wish they put more jalapenos on it though, i barely got any spice

[Jughead]

I'm gonna get angry if I see this ad one more time....http://www.harrietcarter.com/resources/harrietCarter/images/products/processed/8678.zoom.a.jpg AS far as the Burger King Mr Angry goes I thought it looked pretty good .

[Freakshow]

I had the angry whopper for lunch. I give it two colons up!

[JerseyRich]

I had the angry whopper for lunch. I give it two colons up!

Seeyuh in the men's room in half an hour.

[disneyspy]

Seeyuh in the men's room in half an hour.

do you have a gory hole?

[JerseyRich]

do you have a gory hole?

Don't bring up Katja...so rude.

[disneyspy]

ouch,i give

[Freakshow]

I had it at 11. So far so good. :king:

[RoseBlood]

do you have a gory hole?
I don't know, my holes pretty bloody gory right now.

[JerseyRich]

I don't know, my holes pretty bloody gory right now.

Way to fuel this creepy jack thread.

[topless_mike]

Seeyuh in the men's room in half an hour.

:huh:

[JerseyRich]

:huh:

Stop pretending you aren't meeting us there too.

[hammersavage]

Way to fuel this creepy jack thread.

Richie made me laff!

[disneyspy]

I don't know, my holes pretty bloody gory right now.

think ill go get a whopper,starvin

[razorboy]

Way to fuel this creepy jack thread.

Mmm. Creepy jack burger.

[RoseBlood]

Way to fuel this creepy jack thread.

Mmm. Creepy jack burger.

The only ones jacking to this thread are Hippo and Moe.. was there bacon on the Angry Whopper?

[JerseyRich]

The only ones jacking to this thread are Hippo and Moe.. was there bacon on the Angry Whopper? (i'm too lazy to read the first post listing the ingredients)

Yes

[Freakshow]

Stop pretending you aren't meeting us there too.

I think we will be violating some sort of bass player quota if he's there too.

[JerseyRich]

I think we will be violating some sort of bass player quota if he's there too.

Don't make me post the Big Bottom Spinal Tap video.

[cougarjake13]

Well after watching Football all weekend. I couldn't avoid the constant barrage of Burger King ads promoting the ANGRY WHOPPER.

So I decided to go out tonight and get one.

Small Angry Whopper Meal with a Dr. Pepper. $6.62

Let me tell you. I am angry.

This Whopper was delicious...But I have a feeling that my stomach and the rest of my intestinal tract will be ANGRY within hours.

Has anyone tried it yet?



nope and dont plan on it

[west milly Tom]

I just tried this beast. At $6.09 it was no value. It was angry though. I've got heartburn 5 seconds after the last bite, and I'm 99% sure I'm going to shit myself. For taste I give it a 4. The spicy bbq sauce dominated the flavor and I wasn't impressed.

[MC Pee Pants]

BBQ Angus at McDonalds was pretty upsetting also. It was a mess of sauce and onions, pointless really. What happened to the Mcribb Sandwich? (minus the pickles)
http://ubereye.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/mcrib.png

[JerseyRich]

I just tried this beast. At $6.09 it was no value. It was angry though. I've got heartburn 5 seconds after the last bite, and I'm 99% sure I'm going to shit myself. For taste I give it a 4. The spicy bbq sauce dominated the flavor and I wasn't impressed.

Did you shit yourself yet?

I had a surprisingly ok time with my bowels.

Nothing much to speak of.


Just a gimmicky sandwich from an awful chain restaurant.

[RoseBlood]

I've got heartburn 5 seconds after the last bite, and I'm 99% sure I'm going to shit myself.
That is what you get for not listening to JerseyRich. :wink:

BBQ Angus at McDonalds was pretty upsetting also. It was a mess of sauce and onions, pointless really. What happened to the Mcribb Sandwich? (minus the pickles)
http://ubereye.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/mcrib.png
That looks most UNappetizing too me.

[JerseyRich]

That is what you get for not listening to JerseyRich. :wink:


That looks most UNappetizing too me.

You complimented me, so I'll let the fact that you didn't post in English go this time.

Britney is so sure to follow the rules. She's a good girl.

[MC Pee Pants]

That looks most UNappetizing too me.

All I was saying was if McD's wanted to waste their time with a crappy BBQ burger, they should have never go rid of the McRibb. Its not really that bad:unsure:

[JerseyRich]

Bless me Father for I have sinned.

It's been 2 weeks since my last fast food burger.

I ate at Checkers today. I ordered a Champ meal, and I'll be damned if that wasn't a tasty sumbitch.

It's been a LONG time since I've eaten at Checkers...high school I think...and it's still just as good. I love the red onions and all the golden mustard.
The fries are pretty slammin' too.

It kicks Burger King's ass any day of the week IMO.

I only went there because it was on the way to band rehearsal and I needed something quick...and no way in hell am I stopping at Subway for those awful $5 Footlongs. I won't do it because of the commercials alone.

Wanker.

[RoseBlood]

Practice what you preach.. someone forgot a Cheerio!

[JerseyRich]

Practice what you preach.. someone forgot a Cheerio!

Better?

[west milly Tom]

Did you shit yourself yet?

I had a surprisingly ok time with my bowels.

Nothing much to speak of.


Just a gimmicky sandwich from an awful chain restaurant.



I actually haven't shit yet. I'm on my way to the can now. Ill let you know how it works out. Though, I did have chili with hot sauce for dinner and a few beers and some capicoli and fresh Mozz for a late night snack. So if my anus hurts it can't really be all angry whopper.