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Freitag

01-12-2009, 09:04 AM

...ok, I laughed. They took the I-57 formula and applied it to the Ashley Madison reads.

Thumbs up.

KingGeno

01-12-2009, 09:06 AM

Wish some of these were in the File Library. The one from last week about having his laptop in church, and pointing out chicks he would "destroy" to his son killed. :laugh:

underdog

01-12-2009, 09:07 AM

I hope 2008 Matty doesn't read this. I don't need another 30 minute infomercial during RnF again.

mikeyboy

01-12-2009, 09:10 AM

...ok, I laughed. They took the I-57 formula and applied it to the Ashley Madison reads.

Thumbs up.

Gosh. We were so worried that you would never come around. :dry:

Freitag

01-12-2009, 09:14 AM

Gosh. We were so worried that you would never come around. :dry:

Feel free to merge into the other thread. I didn't exactly want to type in the search parameter I needed to bring up the other thread.

Reephdweller

01-12-2009, 10:50 AM

All of the Ashley Madison live reads are here (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75319), Space Edge has done a great job putting them together.

VasDeferen

01-13-2009, 05:48 PM

The Ashley Madison read about the breast cancer and chubbiness was well done.

I just signed up. I never thought I would enjoy a radio show this much. I just invested my own time into it.

jauble

01-13-2009, 06:21 PM

The Ashley Madison read about the breast cancer and chubbiness was well done.

I just signed up. I never thought I would enjoy a radio show this much. I just invested my own time into it.

Welcome enjoy the board and the show.

KnoxHarrington

01-13-2009, 06:24 PM

I've liked some of the porn.com reads too.

I was worried that once the show came under the control of Sirius suits, they'd have a problem with some of Ronnie's act, but it seems like they don't.

jauble

01-13-2009, 06:29 PM

I've liked some of the porn.com reads too.

I was worried that once the show came under the control of Sirius suits, they'd have a problem with some of Ronnie's act, but it seems like they don't.

After listening to the archived show of ronnie going after the management (the date escapes me) I dont think he'd really care if they told him to not be as honest as he is about the sponsers.

robot artist

01-13-2009, 07:23 PM

RhinoinMN

01-13-2009, 07:32 PM

The Ashley Madison Live Reads are the funniest shit yet from the mind of Ron Bennington.

It's become my favorite part of the show, listening to Ron eviscerate the hypocrites, liars, and cheaters... they're brutal. I look forward to them every day. Can't imagine that they're going to allow them to go like this much longer...

Totally agreed. It is pure genius. I listen to R&F every day in my office and try to get fellow workers to listen, but they don't give it a shot.

These live reads on the other hand have them rolling with laughter and now they are tuning in on a more regular basis.

KnoxHarrington

01-13-2009, 08:21 PM

The Ashley Madison Live Reads are the funniest shit yet from the mind of Ron Bennington.

It's become my favorite part of the show, listening to Ron eviscerate the hypocrites, liars, and cheaters... they're brutal. I look forward to them every day. Can't imagine that they're going to allow them to go like this much longer...

Here's the thing: if you've already decided Ashley Madison's service is immoral, or just plain stupid, you aren't going to use their service anyway, no matter what Ronnie does or doesn't say.

The promos get it out there that there is this site called AshleyMadison.com where you can go if you're married and find a chick to fuck. If you've made the decision to do that, you don't care much about the morality. You just want to fuck some chick. So, again, what Ronnie says doesn't sway you one way or the other.

Space Edge

01-14-2009, 07:12 AM

I've liked some of the porn.com reads too.

I was worried that once the show came under the control of Sirius suits, they'd have a problem with some of Ronnie's act, but it seems like they don't.

I have been putting the Porn dot com reads in this thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2065646#post2065646) also they just aren't labeled.

RhinoinMN

01-14-2009, 07:16 AM

I have been putting the Porn dot com reads in this thread (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?p=2065646#post2065646) also they just aren't labeled.

You have been doing a bang up job with these. You should be commended.

Mt. Rose

01-16-2009, 11:36 AM

Best live reads ever...i mean eeeeeeee-ver... Ron has the greatest sense of timing and wit

KingGeno

12-02-2009, 08:57 PM

Not really a live read, persay......BUT

http://www.tmz.com/2009/12/03/tiger-woods-offered-5-million-to-endorse-adultery-ashley-madison-com-offer-vivid-entertainment/

Tiger Offered $5 Million to Endorse Adultery

Posted Dec 3rd 2009 12:07AM by TMZ Staff (http://www.tmz.com/bloggers/tmz-staff/)
It's a match made in hell -- a popular adultery website is offering Tiger Woods a whole lotta moolah to be the new face of Internet-based cheating ... and the offers don't stop there.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.tmz.com/media/2009/12/1202_tiger_ashley_doc_launch_ex.jpg (http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1202_tiger_ashley.pdf)

TMZ has obtained a contract sent to Tiger by the people over at AshleyMadison.com -- a website for people who want to secretly cheat on their spouses -- offering him $5 million to provide services in connection with the "advertisement, endorsement, sale and promotion" of the website.

The site's honchos never call Tiger out for cheating ... they just think Tiger and his self-proclaimed "personal sins" are a perfect match for their cheeky agenda.

Now for Round Two: The porn company Vivid Entertainement is offering up their own $1 million purse (http://www.aolcdn.com/tmz_documents/1202_vivid_doc.pdf) ... to "any woman who has proof she was a paramour of Tiger Woods and will sign a contract with the studio."

Sounds like a raw deal.