what's something you've done people would find odd

[lleeder]

it might be eating a certain food, or seeing a really popular movie or anal. you know, stuff like that.

For me its starting this thread.

[IMSlacker]

I've eaten horse steak. Twice.

[Don Stugots]

i think hottub is a creep.

does that count?

[WampusCrandle]

I've eaten horse steak. Twice.

i got to eat an ostrich, zebra, african crocodile, and warthog - damn tasty animals.

one thing that people would find odd is that i went to an ALL GIRL high school in Shanghai for a while.

[ZigZagBigBag]

i enjoy smelling the sweaty inside brim of my basball hat.

[midwestjeff]

Listened to the Ron and Fez show for around fifteen consecutive hours.

[Hottub]

Posted 25,000 times on a radio show message board.:wacko:

[FunkyDrummer]

I've eaten fried cow udder
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/442515941_680bb63252.jpg

[Marc with a c]

i moved to wilkes barre

[~Katja~]

i moved to wilkes barre

you are trying to pursue your dream... pfttt... so odd

[IMSlacker]

I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all.

[midwestjeff]

I've seen a million faces and I've rocked them all.

No one finds that odd, considering you're a cowboy.
And what, with the riding of the steel horse and all.
Hell, I don't think most people would even find it odd if you were wanted.
Dead or alive.

[Bob Impact]

http://a629.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_fc9fa3133f9d222de3f37d8475495f64.jpg

[Marc with a c]

you are trying to pursue your dream... pfttt... so odd

you're just glad i'm closer to you.

[Marc with a c]

oh bobby. that is odd

[~Katja~]

you're just glad i'm closer to you.

yes, cause PA needed another kid touching creep :P

[IMSlacker]

No one finds that odd, considering you're a cowboy.
And what, with the riding of the steel horse and all.
Hell, I don't think most people would even find it odd if you were wanted.
Dead or alive.

Well sure, but here's the really odd part: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back.

[Bob Impact]

Well sure, but here's the really odd part: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back.

I heard you've been everywhere.

[MC Pee Pants]

i enjoy smelling the sweaty inside brim of my basball hat.

YES! Why the fuck can't i get enough of it? Why do i feel the need to shove it in my girlfriends face?

I also put ketchup on my mashed potatoes, but only homemade ones. Not the ones that come with my steak at a restaurant.

[Hottub]

Well sure, but here's the really odd part: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back.

C'mon Mojo...
BRING IT HOME!!!

[midwestjeff]

Well sure, but here's the really odd part: I walk these streets, a loaded six string on my back. I play for keeps, cause I might not make it back.

Damn.

That is so odd I would bet it makes all the people
you meet go their separate ways.

[midwestjeff]

http://a629.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/36/l_fc9fa3133f9d222de3f37d8475495f64.jpg

Is that your chest?

[Bob Impact]

Is that your chest?

No, somebody else's, I stole it.

[Marc with a c]

you stole someone's torso? that's pretty fucking slick.

[KingGeno]

whenever i shower, any bottle i pick up has to be washed under the water first before opening. Dunno why I do it, just do. I also always face the light when I am showering.

for a long while i considered joining the priesthood. then i lost faith, love women and booze, and discovered the internet.

[Friday]

whenever i shower, any bottle i pick up has to be washed under the water first before opening. Dunno why I do it, just do. I also always face the light when I am showering.

for a long while i considered joining the priesthood. then i lost faith, love women and booze, and discovered the internet.

and you played that disc throwing golf game thingy.

i thought that was odd :D

[britneypablo]

i blow air out of my eyes....sometimes when my nose is stuffed snot comes out in little bubbles in the inner corner...first time i watched myself do it in the mirror i almost threw up....also when i sleep with my eye makeup on in the morning i guess some of it drains into my eye and it will blow out in funny colors sometimes....i do it now constantly bc it gives me the same satisfaction as crackin my knuckles....i do like twice a day at least

[JerseyRich]

I photographed myself as a woman (once) for a self-portrait class in college.

[~Katja~]

I photographed myself as a woman (once) for a self-portrait class in college.

I wanna see it!

[JerseyRich]

I wanna see it!

I'm afraid of people ruining their keyboards with vomit.

[IMSlacker]

I'm afraid of people ruining their keyboards with splooge.

Totally understandable.

[SatCam]

whenever i shower, any bottle i pick up has to be washed under the water first before opening. Dunno why I do it, just do. I also always face the light when I am showering.


oh man I do that too!

[KingGeno]

and you played that disc throwing golf game thingy.

i thought that was odd :D

Everyone thinks it is odd until they try it. :p

The hippies turned me onto it. Maaaaan......

I used to blow dry my genitalia and fartch area, until I dropped the blow dryer once, grabbed it by the cord, and the thing swang right onto my wang. I had two little grill marks there for a few days. :(

[Fez4PrezN2008]

I wanna see it!
From his facebook:
http://www.worst-jobs.com/images/ugly-man-transvestite-fat-bitch-men-women.jpg

[JerseyRich]

From his facebook:
http://www.worst-jobs.com/images/ugly-man-transvestite-fat-bitch-men-women.jpg

My legs are whiter

[STC-Dub]

I lived for a week in a my car in a parking garage when I was trying to go back to graduate school.

[Coach]

I shaved off almost all my body hair a few times.
Grew up 20 minutes from a ski resort..never learned how to ski.

[Mullenax]

I cut off all my hair before junior prom to get a boy to break up with me.
Long story, totally worth it.

[barjockey]

Gotng to concerts and sporting events by myself

[hammersavage]

I go to the movies alone a lot of the time. I go so often that I run out of people to go with me.

[Bob Impact]

you stole someone's torso? that's pretty fucking slick.

You didn't think I meant the tattoo did you?

[RoseBlood]

whenever i shower, any bottle i pick up has to be washed under the water first before opening. Dunno why I do it, just do. I also always face the light when I am showering.
oh man I do that too!
I do that sometimes.
Also, you know how you run your hands from your scalp to the ends of your hair when you're rinsing it? Well, I got into the habit of collecting whatever hair sheds off into my hand and putting it on the shower walls so they don't collect in the drain. When I'm done, I wipe the hair off the wall. I started doing this when my father bitched about my hair clogging the drain.
I used to blow dry my genitalia and fartch area, until I dropped the blow dryer once, grabbed it by the cord, and the thing swang right onto my wang. I had two little grill marks there for a few days. :(
Jeez, you must be one hairy beast. :ohmy:

[Friday]

Gotng to concerts and sporting events by myself

i went on vacation by myself once.
Turks and Caicos.
had an amazingly relaxing time and actually met a lot of people while still having enough Me time to truly be able to relax.
I'd do it again.

[midwestjeff]

I got into the habit of collecting whatever hair sheds off into my hand and putting it on the shower walls so they don't collect in the drain.:

I do that too but my shower has ledges so I just pile it up there.


My potentially odd shower thing is that when I am done
I wipe all of the excess water off of my body and squeeze my hair out
before I start drying with a towel.

[RoseBlood]

My potentially odd shower thing is that when I am done
I wipe all of the excess water off of my body and squeeze my hair out
before I start drying with a towel.

I always do that. Now that it's longer, I actually section it off in two and ring out each side.. and then towel dry.. haha.

*edit* actually, is this really odd behavior? I say no.. what would be odd is if we just shook ourselves dry like a dog coming in from the rain.

[Slumbag]

I have to start at the top and work down in the shower.
I have to wash my hair, then my face, then everything else, and end at the feet.

Not exactly sure why.

[Friday]

this thread has become "things you do in or just out of the shower"...

which is either somewhat alluring, or just a cry for attention.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

I spend my summers hanging out nude on Gunnison Beach at Sandy Hook.

[~Katja~]

I spend my summers hanging out nude on Gunnison Beach at Sandy Hook.

I think I took your pictures there last summer

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

nice...im always up for a photo shoot. :smoke:

[A.J.]

Given up on dating.

Swearing off cell phones.

[hammersavage]

Well, I got into the habit of collecting whatever hair sheds off into my hand and putting it on the shower walls so they don't collect in the drain. When I'm done, I wipe the hair off the wall.

You know I love you but this skeeved the fuck out of me. Just a personal thing. I picture you like the kid in "The Squid and the Whale" who smeared his jizz on some girls locker. Do you kiss your fist as you do it?

There's a reference for 6 people.

[midwestjeff]

Given up on dating.

Swearing off cell phones.

Same here.

[mudflap170]

I eat my food one at a time. First, vegetables, then potatoes, then the meat. And don't let any one of them touch the other. Almost like they would contaminate each other. And also don't even start drinking my beverage until I'm completely done eating.

[RoseBlood]

You know I love you but this skeeved the fuck out of me.
Yesss... I've managed to skeeve you out and gross Perry out in less than 24 hours. :devil2:

[RoseBlood]

Given up on dating.

Swearing off cell phones.

Same here.

you don't own a cell phone?

[hammersavage]

Yesss... I've managed to skeeve you out and gross Perry out in less than 24 hours. :devil2:

You're gonna have to do a lot more to get to Hippos.

[RoseBlood]

You're gonna have to do a lot more to get to Hippos.

:laugh:

you might be the first person to still honor their new years resolution.. funny

[Dirtbag]

Gotng to concerts and sporting events by myselfSame here. I went to UFC 91 in November. That's Las fucking Vegas and I still sat in my hotel room alone like a total psychopath the entire three days I was there, other than obviously the event itself. I can't even meet people in Vegas, I really should shoot myself.

[hedges]

I was drunk one night and hungry, so I took some slices of cheese and fried them up, then ate them out of the saucepan with a spoon. I think I've also done it sober.

[jauble]

I cut off all my hair before junior prom to get a boy to break up with me.
Long story, totally worth it.

No shit I cut my hair and a girl broke up with me (middle school and the bowl cut ruled)

[A.J.]

Swearing off cell phones.

you don't own a cell phone?

Negative. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=59048&highlight=phone)

I was given one here but I keep it locked in the hotel safe. I hate the damn thing.

[ecobag2]

Same here. I went to UFC 91 in November. That's Las fucking Vegas and I still sat in my hotel room alone like a total psychopath the entire three days I was there, other than obviously the event itself. I can't even meet people in Vegas, I really should shoot myself.

I'd have a harder time meeting anyone in Vegas over - lots of places I imagine. It's kind of a cross section of the worst of America.

I almost never watch TV and if I didn't share my life with someone - would not have it in the house.

[drjoek]

I've had Lyme disease 4 times. And I'm not really an outdoorsy type.

[Coach]

I was the best man...at my grandfather's wedding. When I was 13.

[boosterp]

I have just about given up on dating.

At 35 I have been retired now for 7 months.

[sr71blackbird]

I will speak to a dog or cat as if we are having a completely rational discussion. Dogs will usually just start licking my face.

[Coach]

I have just about given up on dating.

At 35 I have been retired now for 7 months.38...4 years.

[weekapaugjz]

I will speak to a dog or cat as if we are having a completely rational discussion. Dogs will usually just start licking my face.

i do that with my fish.

[west milly Tom]

You're all batshit crazy, every last one of you.

[PapaBear]

i do that with my fish.
That's weird. Your fish were just telling me about that the other day.

[weekapaugjz]

That's weird. Your fish were just telling me about that the other day.

was. singular, as in one fish.

[west milly Tom]

That's weird. Your fish were just telling me about that the other day.



I don't know if its because its 240am, but this one really got me. :lol:

[PapaBear]

was. singular, as in one fish.
That's they want you to think.

[boosterp]

38...4 years.

Damn! :thumbup:

[Dirtbag]

I have just about given up on dating.

At 35 I have been retired now for 7 months.
I gave up before I ever got started.

[Reynolds]

I never drive to work, or home from work the same way two days in a row. I don't want the fuzz nailing down my routine.

[Mullenax]

No shit I cut my hair and a girl broke up with me (middle school and the bowl cut ruled)

Did she break up with you because you got a bowl cut, or because you lost a bowl cut?

And did you part it down the middle, or let it ride full half-sphere?

[Drunky McBetidont]

i just sniffed my hairbrush.

[Drunky McBetidont]

I never drive to work, or home from work the same way two days in a row. I don't want the fuzz nailing down my routine.

i never park in the same spot more than two days in a row. iusually switch from end to end of the lot in my rotation

[Mt. Rose]

I have cut off bull and horse testicles, milked a cow, painted a cow and went cow tipping at my aunts farm. Needless to say she lives in a town of about 11 people their neighbor is 3 miles away and I was... :drunk:

[hedges]

I arrange all of my cds in alphabetic order, by style, chronologically.
I arrange all of my books in alphabetic order, by subject, and by nationality (only in literature).
DVDs are by genre, alphabetical, and chronological.

[sr71blackbird]

I take medicine in case I get sick sometimes. Like, if I think I might be in a situation where I can't and will uncomfortable in the bathroom, I will take immodium to kind of prevent me from needing to use a bathroom.

[fezident]

I whiz in the sink.

[boosterp]

I take medicine in case I get sick sometimes. Like, if I think I might be in a situation where I can't and will uncomfortable in the bathroom, I will take immodium to kind of prevent me from needing to use a bathroom.

Taking imodium you should be drinking a ton of water though so you do not get locked up.

[Drunky McBetidont]

I whiz in the sink.

people are supposed to find it odd. we all know you pee in the sink

[fezident]

people are supposed to find it odd. we all know you pee in the sink

Am I on The Truman Show or something? How could you possibly know that I shit in the sink.
I mean...
wait. oops!

[drusilla]

i got to eat an ostrich, zebra, african crocodile, and warthog - damn tasty animals.

.

i love ostrich steaks!!!! i really miss this cajun place that used to be in whitestone called cooking with jazz. every once in a while they would have blackened ostrich steaks as a special. soooooooooo freaking good. it tastes just like steak, only a bit saltier. deliciousness.

[grlNIN]

"Cooking with jazz" just made me laugh my fucking pants off.

Jeez.


I have done a handful of things considered "odd" that others here do


Showering from top to bottom, facing the opposite direction i the shower. I also like to shower with the lights off if it is early enough in the morning or late enough in the day (dawn/dusk) because it's a relaxing aura.

I enjoy going to the movies alone. I cross myself when i pass roadkill.

[drusilla]

the owner/chef was the biggest fucking pothead. he had an identical twin who he'd have come in & run the restaurant & pretend to be him when he felt like taking the night off.

[grlNIN]

That's amazing

best use of a twin ever!

[underdog]

Showering from top to bottom, facing the opposite direction i the shower.

I don't find these odd.

[grlNIN]

Neither do i, however they were previously mentioned and that is why i brought them up.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Dry dog food tastes pretty good.

Dry cat food not so much.

And bird food just sucks...birds are fagots.

[Ritalin]

I was just out drinking. Like, really drinking. We got cut off at Houston's on 53rd street, and we weren't even loud, and they were charging us 9 bucks a drink.

Trust me, if you were sitting right here next to me, you'd find me odd.

[jonyrotn]

I hid in a nasty ass project dumpster for hours, watching unsupecting, Harlem youth pitch vials of crack cocaine like it was a Blue light sale a Kmart..

That whole period in my life was gross, exhilarating and fun but fuckin gross..

[fezident]

I hid in a nasty ass project dumpster for hours, watching unsupecting, Harlem youth pitch vials of crack cocaine like it was a Blue light sale a Kmart..

That whole period in my life was gross, exhilarating and fun but fuckin gross..

Start from the beginning, please.

[DolaMight]

I had the flu last week and it lasted 3 fucking days. It was a vomiting flu/ass vomiting with no fever.

I'm at a new job where people care if you don't show up for work. I went 3 days and although I wasn't feeling 100% I decided to go to work on day 4 of the flu out of people not believing I was actually sick pressure.

I took the bus. Half way there my stomach grumbled. I was about to puke my pants but I struggled to hold it in cuz a fat guy was sitting with me with no stops left for 20 minutes.

I held it in.

I got off the bus. I was fine. After being vertical for the 5 minute walk the anal puke warning came back in force.

I caught an elevator. I made handicap faces to match my handicap paces. I speedwalked to my office shitter which is shared amongst 5-10 of my coworkers who all know what my shoes look like.

I pulled my pants down while sitting down I let that shit fly. I made it just in the nick of time.

I went to wipe my human ass in relief and I came up with more shit on the toilet paper than expected.

I turned and looked back only to discover my violent diarrhea painted the white wall brown.

I mean it was beyond repair, I don't know what happened.

I tried to clean it up but the rush of 9am shitter's kept comin in jigglin my stall handle waitin to shit. They saw my shoes and beltbuckle, they knew who was holdin thier shit in.

I frantically tried to clean the drywall but with no water I had no success.

I waited for a clean break and I scooted to the upper echelons for a free stall. stipped nude, cleaned up my ass and examined my clothing for debris. No auxilary damge.

Relief.

I wet some paper towels, wiped my ass irish spring clean, and went about my day as if I had not taken a diarrhea filled supersoaker and sprayed the walls of our only restroom with human shit,

I have checked it out many times since and the shitcleaning janitorials haven't removed a single stain from the walls of my only washroom.

It will stand as a silent reminder to me and all my coworkers of what a human ass can do under incredible pressure. I never knew I had it in me.

[Ritalin]

I had the flu last week and it lasted 3 fucking days. It was a vomiting flu/ass vomiting with no fever.

I'm at a new job where people care if you don't show up for work. I went 3 days and although I wasn't feeling 100% I decided to go to work on day 4 of the flu out of people not believing I was actually sick pressure.

I took the bus. Half way there my stomach grumbled. I was about to puke my pants but I struggled to hold it in cuz a fat guy was sitting with me with no stops left for 20 minutes.

I held it in.

I got off the bus. I was fine. After being vertical for the 5 minute walk the anal puke warning came back in force.

I caught an elevator. I made handicap faces to match my handicap paces. I speedwalked to my office shitter which is shared amongst 5-10 of my coworkers who all know what my shoes look like.

I pulled my pants down while sitting down I let that shit fly. I made it just in the nick of time.

I went to wipe my human ass in relief and I came up with more shit on the toilet paper than expected.

I turned and looked back only to discover my violent diarrhea painted the white wall brown.

I mean it was beyond repair, I don't know what happened.

I tried to clean it up but the rush of 9am shitter's kept comin in jigglin my stall handle waitin to shit. They saw my shoes and beltbuckle, they knew who was holdin thier shit in.

I frantically tried to clean the drywall but with no water I had no success.

I waited for a clean break and I scooted to the upper echelons for a free stall. stipped nude, cleaned up my ass and examined my clothing for debris. No auxilary damge.

Relief.

I wet some paper towels, wiped my ass irish spring clean, and went about my day as if I had not taken a diarrhea filled supersoaker and sprayed the walls of our only restroom with human shit,

I have checked it out many times since and the shitcleaning janitorials haven't removed a single stain from the walls of my only washroom.

It will stand as a silent reminder to me and all my coworkers of what a human ass can do under incredible pressure. I never knew I had it in me.

Nasty AND Canadian.

The Perfecta.

[jonyrotn]

Start from the beginning, please.When I was in the narcotics unit from 1996-2000 I had a supervisor that used to make me op (observation post) from a dumpster in the Polo Ground Houses..
All I was doing was radioing the description of dealers and the location of the drugs to the other cops who would make the arrests..

The only thing was that everytime we worked that location he stuck me in that nasty fuckin dumpster that I can still smell to this fuckin day..
Just an odd thing, not the oddest by any stretch but a bit odd none the less

[Mullenax]

I trained my dogs to come to whistling Europe's The Final Countdown.

[DiabloSammich]

I trained my dogs to come to whistling Europe's The Final Countdown.



That's the most awesome thing I've ever heard.


Me and another guy made it to the state championships for debate team. I'm an argumentative motherfucker.

[Gvac]

Me and another guy made it to the state championships for debate team. I'm an argumentative motherfucker.

No you're not.

[DiabloSammich]

No you're not.



You're right.

[Gvac]

You're right.

HAHAHAHAHA!

[lleeder]

In Delaware the only debate is what mode of transportation is best to get the fuck outta there.

[Marc with a c]

rowboat!!!

[lleeder]

pioneer wagon!!!!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

secret tunnell!!!!!!!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://socs.dit.ie/gallery/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1034&g2_serialNumber=2

[DiabloSammich]

AMTRAK!!!!




http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0bye6eocGU7ZA/610x.jpg

[lleeder]

hang glider!!!!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

catapult!!!!!!

[lleeder]

dog sled!!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

ratholed!!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

belly of a whale!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

ridable lawnmower!!!!!!

[lleeder]

novelty bachelor party cake!!!!!!!!

http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa251/Buttered_Cocoon/Season%201/The%20Bachelor%20Party/vlcsnap-48707.png

[Marc with a c]

poor vocabulary!!!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

zeppelin!!!!!!!

[Marc with a c]

be a really good quarterback!!!

[drjoek]

Rocket jetpack!!!!!!!

[drjoek]

be a pretty good quarterback with a smothering defense!!!
Fixed

[lleeder]

invent an anti-choking maneuver!!!!!!!!

[DiabloSammich]

barack obama's coattails!!!!!!!!

[lleeder]

marry Eddie Van Halen!!!!!!

[drjoek]

Delawho? Delawhy? Delahow? Delawhat? DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[bigredd]

When I'm washing dishes, I dry my hands completely threee or four times before I'm done.

[chocolatetown]

licked peanut butter off my dog's genitals

and sometimes i drive with my knee

[denko]

listening to and recording each ron and fez show and meticulously archiving them on my hard drive off and on since sept 07.

177 shows and counting.

and i do everthing in my power to avoid touching paper, i fucking hate paper.

and if i accidently touch the fabric on the ceiling of my car while opening the sunroof i have to lick my fingers.

[lleeder]

I posted in that shitty stugots wine thread when I swore to myself I wouldn't.

[Marc with a c]

remember when you tried to quit this website for a week and you lasted a day?

[britneypablo]

i occasionally hump my dog bc i want her to know how is boss (and im lonely)

[Tazz]

I will speak to a dog or cat as if we are having a completely rational discussion. Dogs will usually just start licking my face.

I carry on two sided-conversations with my dog. He tends to be much more polite than I am for some reason.

[CofyCrakCocaine]

hi, mr.joke cancer here to tell you that:

honestly, there is nothing you can do that isn't going to be seen as odd by at least one other person. You're fucked into the position of being a weird asshole for all time far as the court of public opinion's concerned, if the opinion of just one person is all that's needed to be the judge 'n' jury

what the fuck did i just say?

[brettmojo]

When blink-182 broke up I started a myspace page dedicated to trying to get them back together.

www.myspace.com/bringback182 (http://www.myspace.com/bringback182)

I quickly stopped caring though. My stick-to-it-ness stinks.

[KingGeno]

Jeez, you must be one hairy beast. :ohmy:

Not at all. I just liked having toasty warm balls. ;)