What the fuck is wrong with women?

[ryno1974]

I have been noticing more and more a strange phenomenon with women. It seems that whenever I am going through a door, they ALWAYS expect you to open it and hold it for them. Now dont get me wrong, I am not an animal - I always hold the door for a woman (if only to check out her ass as she walks through) but what the fuck? They are so expectant for guys to hold the door for them they wont even make an attempt to open it themselves. If I were a woman I would be embarassed if people thought I was too weak to open a fucking door. I will give you some examples:

1) Today on my way out of work I was walking toward a set of double glass doors. One on the right, and one on the left. There was a middle aged woman walking into the building at the same time I was leaving. We both saw each other coming, and were about the same distance away from the doors. I walked to the right, and as I opened the door to leave she walked over to her left and proceeded to wait for me to get through the door and hold it open for her while she walked through. Who the fuck GOES THROUGH THE LEFT HAND DOOR?

2) I am walking from the parking lot into the building last week, and I get out of my van at the same time as one of the women from another floor arrives. I know her, but not really well. I answer my cell phone as we walk, and she beats me to the building by about 5 feet. Since there is no one there to open her door, she opens it enough to squeeze through, then lets go letting it close in my face. I am done my phone call by now and I catch up to her at the turnstile. She doesn't say shit. She coudnt have NOT seen me there, she just didn't care. As a side note, I have held the fucking door for her a hundred times.

3) Later that day, after coming back from a Tim Horton's run I am walking into the building. There is a guy that fucking hates me about 30 feet or so ahead of me. He grabs the door, walks in and holds it for me. I only had one coffee in my hand and he would rather light me on fire than say good morning to me, but he mans up and holds the door (as I would have for him in reverse).

Why are women so fucked with this shit? And I'm not just talking about older ladies, I'm talking everyone from like 20 to 60.

Anyone else ever notice this out there?

[furie]

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[jennysmurf]

I am 35 and I never expect a man to hold the door for me. I'll even hold it open for a guy if he's there with me or behind me. Maybe the ladies in your area are just delicate flowers.

[ryno1974]

I am 35 and I never expect a man to hold the door for me. I'll even hold it open for a guy if he's there with me or behind me. Maybe the ladies in your area are just delicate flowers.

I work in a meat processing plant - unfortunately not a lot f delicate flowers here :(

[~Katja~]

I hold the door all the time for men coming and leaving work. It depends who got there first.

[Foster]

the entrance to my office has a revolving door,

people get really pissed if you hold the door

[ryno1974]

Katja, after reading your mod quotes I am too distracted to continue this discussion.............

[weekapaugjz]

Just be a gentleman and open the door. It's not that difficult.

[Tall_James]

Women love shopping.

[epo]

Just be a gentleman and open the door. It's not that difficult.

Truth.

[OGC]

Why would you go to Tim Horton's and not get any doughnuts ?

[ryno1974]

Just be a gentleman and open the door. It's not that difficult.


Read my original and you will see I DO hold the door. Its the attitude that bothers me.

[~Katja~]

the entrance to my office has a revolving door,

people get really pissed if you hold the door

I just pictured this and for some reason it really made me laugh

[Hottub]

And new shoes.

[drjoek]

Women are purty!

[TooLowBrow]

if that happened to me id be like 'whoa, man!'

[TheMojoPin]

Read my original and you will see I DO hold the door. Its the attitude that bothers me.

Clearly. You wrote a fucking dissertation about it.

[midwestjeff]

Just be a gentleman and open the door. It's not that difficult.

Read my original and you will see I DO hold the door. Its the attitude that bothers me.

Yeah Weeka, he has the door opening thing down.

It's the gentleman part that eludes him.

[weekapaugjz]

Read my original and you will see I DO hold the door. Its the attitude that bothers me.

You're not being a gentleman if you have to complain about it.

[Kevin]

Clearly. You wrote a fucking dissertation about it.



A college theasus even

[epo]

You're not being a gentleman if you have to complain about it.

Truth.

[epo]

A col theasus even

Do you mean "college thesis"..... Sheepy?

[Farmer Dave]

I have been noticing more and more a strange phenomenon with women. It seems that whenever I am going through a door, they ALWAYS expect you to open it and hold it for them. Now dont get me wrong, I am not an animal - I always hold the door for a woman (if only to check out her ass as she walks through) but what the fuck? They are so expectant for guys to hold the door for them they wont even make an attempt to open it themselves. If I were a woman I would be embarassed if people thought I was too weak to open a fucking door. I will give you some examples:

1) Today on my way out of work I was walking toward a set of double glass doors. One on the right, and one on the left. There was a middle aged woman walking into the building at the same time I was leaving. We both saw each other coming, and were about the same distance away from the doors. I walked to the right, and as I opened the door to leave she walked over to her left and proceeded to wait for me to get through the door and hold it open for her while she walked through. Who the fuck GOES THROUGH THE LEFT HAND DOOR?

2) I am walking from the parking lot into the building last week, and I get out of my van at the same time as one of the women from another floor arrives. I know her, but not really well. I answer my cell phone as we walk, and she beats me to the building by about 5 feet. Since there is no one there to open her door, she opens it enough to squeeze through, then lets go letting it close in my face. I am done my phone call by now and I catch up to her at the turnstile. She doesn't say shit. She coudnt have NOT seen me there, she just didn't care. As a side note, I have held the fucking door for her a hundred times.

3) Later that day, after coming back from a Tim Horton's run I am walking into the building. There is a guy that fucking hates me about 30 feet or so ahead of me. He grabs the door, walks in and holds it for me. I only had one coffee in my hand and he would rather light me on fire than say good morning to me, but he mans up and holds the door (as I would have for him in reverse).



1.Its fucking cold, she didn't want to take her hands out of her pockets.
2.She thinks you're a creepy stalker.
3.He has a gay man crush on you.

[Kevin]

Do you mean "college thesis"..... Sheepy?

i was trying to say, COL Reggie theus?

[epo]

i was trying to say, COL Reggie theus?

Liar.

[Heather 8]

Read my original and you will see I DO hold the door. Its the attitude that bothers me.

Funny, it's your attitude that bothers me.

[disneyspy]

if you have to ask...

[~Katja~]

Katja, after reading your mod quotes I am too distracted to continue this discussion.............

blame hottub, he is the creep who gave them to me

[TheMojoPin]

blame hottub, he is the creep

Say no more.

[ryno1974]

I am being a gentleman because I dont say anything about it. I vent on a message board. And I hardly think my original post is a dissertation - I have seen hundreds of posts longer than mine on here.

And guy out there don't tell me you haven't noticed this - if you say you havent you are lying.

[JAndreaNineSixorz]

Fuck people who stand back and wait to go through the open door when there are DOUBLE DOORS. YOU CAN GO THROUGH THE OTHER DOOR, DIPSHIT.

Now that that's out of the way...

I actually prefer not to have strangers hold the door for me because then I'm obligated to say "thank you." I don't like talking to people.

I think that you, sir, just have bad luck.

[mendyweiss]

I thougth this was started by Dr. Brootal

[Ritalin]

I've definitely noticed posts longer than yours. You're right.

[midwestjeff]

I've definitely noticed posts longer than yours. You're right.

Good point.

I'll step up and say I have seen him vent on messageboards too.


Right mind is what makes a gentleman Ryno.
If you open the door for a woman while thinking about how she is a lazy,
retarded cunt it doesn't count.
You are doing it because it is the social norm,
not because it is something you think should be done.

Hey, don't look now, it's midwest jeffrey joseph. :flush:

[Mullenax]

I was on Original Lilly's side of the door-holding thing.
Sometimes it's nice, sometimes it smacks of demeaning, and sometimes it's that swanky old man who says, "After you, Doll" like it's 1950.
I've never had a problem opening a door that I can remember, and I hold doors for guys all the time, and I don't look at the gender of the person behind me while I prop it open for an extra 5 seconds. Just trying to help, not peeking at any tushies.

[FezsAssistant]

My friend and I (both males) were hanging out with two girls. We were headed to a bar in the west village. This place had an inner and outer door. We opened the outer door. Both hammered girls got to the second inner door. One girl opened the door. Her sister forced it closed and said angrily "NO! Let THEM do it!" (referring to my friend and I). I was so stunned. Both girls are good friends of mine. Up until then we were having a fine time. No reason to be mad. It was a really ugly side of her to see and only underscores the double standards women enjoy in this day and age.

[Liverspot]

I will hold a door for anyone, man or woman, young or old, it just seems like a common courtesy.

I sound like Larry Literal:huh:

[tanless1]

maybe you charted her wrong,perhaps the tides were strong. maybe shes losing her house.maybe she just saw her 401k. maybe shes tired of wating for you to show her your cock. maybe youve had bad breath to many days in a row.............

[TheMojoPin]

My friend and I (both males) were hanging out with two girls. We were headed to a bar in the west village. This place had an inner and outer door. We opened the outer door. Both hammered girls got to the second inner door. One girl opened the door. Her sister forced it closed and said angrily "NO! Let THEM do it!" (referring to my friend and I). I was so stunned. Both girls are good friends of mine. Up until then we were having a fine time. No reason to be mad. It was a really ugly side of her to see and only underscores the double standards women enjoy in this day and age.

Man, I'd hate to see your reaction over something that matters.

[Lennox]

I generally hold doors for just about everyone, guys or chicks... even if its just to hold it open a little longer as I'm walking out. So the other day I was walking out of a Chapters book store, the front doors on these places are huge oak mother fuckers. Anyways, I just got the Watchmen graphic novel and as I'm walking out I noticed that woman infront of me holds the door for a woman who I am directly behind... that infront of me (Who has nothing in her hands) just lets the heavy oak door slam against me... and she knew I was there... fucking women.

[midwestjeff]

What is better than the look of complete gratitude on an old woman's face when you hold the door for her?
That look that says, "Hey, men always used to do this but I have learned not to expect it anymore and now I am completely appreciative and surprised that someone still has some manners.".

[Friday]

What is better than the look of complete gratitude on an old woman's face when you hold the door for her?
That look that says, "Hey, men always used to do this but I have learned not to expect it anymore and now I am completely appreciative and surprised that someone still has some manners.".

this describes exactly how I feel when a man deigns to open a door for me.

[Lennox]

this describes exactly how I feel when a man deigns to open a door for me.

Then theres that face when it doesnt open for you.

[Philly Franko]

me n crazed are Looking to find a few hot R n F Sweetiies to double date.....right crazed? Crazed? am I dream posting again.....everything seems fuzzy...I Don't remember anything...?Love ALL Women there is nothing wrong with them...:smoke:

[patrick187]

Fezzie says they're stupid and they're ugly.

[west milly Tom]

I have been noticing more and more a strange phenomenon with women. It seems that whenever I am going through a door, they ALWAYS expect you to open it and hold it for them. Now dont get me wrong, I am not an animal - I always hold the door for a woman (if only to check out her ass as she walks through) but what the fuck? They are so expectant for guys to hold the door for them they wont even make an attempt to open it themselves. If I were a woman I would be embarassed if people thought I was too weak to open a fucking door. I will give you some examples:

1) Today on my way out of work I was walking toward a set of double glass doors. One on the right, and one on the left. There was a middle aged woman walking into the building at the same time I was leaving. We both saw each other coming, and were about the same distance away from the doors. I walked to the right, and as I opened the door to leave she walked over to her left and proceeded to wait for me to get through the door and hold it open for her while she walked through. Who the fuck GOES THROUGH THE LEFT HAND DOOR?

2) I am walking from the parking lot into the building last week, and I get out of my van at the same time as one of the women from another floor arrives. I know her, but not really well. I answer my cell phone as we walk, and she beats me to the building by about 5 feet. Since there is no one there to open her door, she opens it enough to squeeze through, then lets go letting it close in my face. I am done my phone call by now and I catch up to her at the turnstile. She doesn't say shit. She coudnt have NOT seen me there, she just didn't care. As a side note, I have held the fucking door for her a hundred times.

3) Later that day, after coming back from a Tim Horton's run I am walking into the building. There is a guy that fucking hates me about 30 feet or so ahead of me. He grabs the door, walks in and holds it for me. I only had one coffee in my hand and he would rather light me on fire than say good morning to me, but he mans up and holds the door (as I would have for him in reverse).

Why are women so fucked with this shit? And I'm not just talking about older ladies, I'm talking everyone from like 20 to 60.

Anyone else ever notice this out there?



Are you seriously complaining about having manors. You should hold the door for a woman its the right thing to do. Real men have real manors. You shouldn't eat with a hat on, you should pull a dates chair out for her, you shouldn't curse, you should take care of the check, and you should sure as shit open doors for women. This in my mind embodies the decline of our culture as a whole; its an indicator for sure. Its all about this 'why do I have to' thing that's making us as bad as savages. You don't have to, you just should because you want to, because its the manly thing to do. [/rant]

[Aggie]

Are you seriously complaining about having manors. You should hold the door for a woman its the right thing to do. Real men have real manors. You shouldn't eat with a hat on, you should pull a dates chair out for her, you shouldn't curse, you should take care of the check, and you should sure as shit open doors for women. This in my mind embodies the decline of our culture as a whole; its an indicator for sure. Its all about this 'why do I have to' thing that's making us as bad as savages. You don't have to, you just should because you want to, because its the manly thing to do. [/rant]

<3 :wub:

[Gvac]

I hold the door open for everybody, not just women. I can't believe how self-absorbed some people are. I've seen people walk into a convenience store and let the door slam behind them while a guy with a hand truck stacked to the top with cases of soda is trying to come in.

Like WM Tom said, it's a sign of the times. Now more than ever people are out for themselves, and the "what about me" mantra is the battle cry for the new century, it seems.

People love to spout all the "it takes a village" type quotes, but they certainly don't live that way.

[west milly Tom]

I didn't realize, he is from Canada though. They live a different life up there.
(Chris Farley voice: if ya know what I mean.)

[RhinoinMN]

Just another sign that Canadians are savages.

[Aggie]

I hold the door open for everybody, not just women. I can't believe how self-absorbed some people are. I've seen people walk into a convenience store and let the door slam behind them while a guy with a hand truck stacked to the top with cases of soda is trying to come in.

Like WM Tom said, it's a sign of the times. Now more than ever people are out for themselves, and the "what about me" mantra is the battle cry for the new century, it seems.

People love to spout all the "it takes a village" type quotes, but they certainly don't live that way.

It's the sense of entitlement of the times that pisses me off more than anything.

And though I agree wholeheartedly about the gentlement stuff, I do the same thing. I hold doors open for men and women and if I see someone coming with full hands or a dolley I go out of my way to open the door for them. It's not just a male thing, it's a decent human being thing.

[ryno1974]

It's the sense of entitlement of the times that pisses me off more than anything.

And though I agree wholeheartedly about the gentlement stuff, I do the same thing. I hold doors open for men and women and if I see someone coming with full hands or a dolley I go out of my way to open the door for them. It's not just a male thing, it's a decent human being thing.

I agree with you guys, don't get me wrong. I dont begrudge the people I hold doors for - I do it because it is the right thing to do. What bothers me is the fact that women (mainly it seems to me, but probably men too) don't appreciate it. I don't need big accolades, I would just expect people to smile, say tanks sometimes, or maybe reciprocate from time to time. Thats all.

Oh, and RhinoMN, these savages are the only thing keeping your silly little MN economy going.

[RhinoinMN]

I agree with you guys, don't get me wrong. I dont begrudge the people I hold doors for - I do it because it is the right thing to do. What bothers me is the fact that women (mainly it seems to me, but probably men too) don't appreciate it. I don't need big accolades, I would just expect people to smile, say tanks sometimes, or maybe reciprocate from time to time. Thats all.

Oh, and RhinoMN, these savages are the only thing keeping your silly little MN economy going.

Actually, commerce between us and Canada is about impossible anymore. All due to logistics. Anywhoo, my comment was not directed at you, just a little dig for some of my Canadian buddies that read this. Calmo.

[Snoogans]

Actually, commerce between us and Canada is about impossible anymore. All due to logistics.

Is that cause the bridge to Canada collapsed?

[ryno1974]

Actually, commerce between us and Canada is about impossible anymore. All due to logistics. Anywhoo, my comment was not directed at you, just a little dig for some of my Canadian buddies that read this. Calmo.

I was in MN at Christmas (traveling from Ontario to Winnipeg) and was amazed y how many Manitoba plates I saw. I was with you, I figured the cross border thing was dying, but the big outlet mall outside of minny was jammed with Manitoba plates. I thoughts I was bck home again (only warmer:) )

[RhinoinMN]

Is that cause the bridge to Canada collapsed?

Yeah. We are good at that.

[RhinoinMN]

I was in MN at Christmas (traveling from Ontario to Winnipeg) and was amazed y how many Manitoba plates I saw. I was with you, I figured the cross border thing was dying, but the big outlet mall outside of minny was jammed with Manitoba plates. I thoughts I was bck home again (only warmer:) )

Are you referring to the one in Albertville? That one does attract alot of people from a distance.

[Drunky McBetidont]

I have been noticing more and more a strange phenomenon with women. It seems that whenever I am going through a door, they ALWAYS expect you to open it and hold it for them. Now dont get me wrong, I am not an animal - I always hold the door for a woman (if only to check out her ass as she walks through) but what the fuck? They are so expectant for guys to hold the door for them they wont even make an attempt to open it themselves. If I were a woman I would be embarassed if people thought I was too weak to open a fucking door. I will give you some examples:

1) Today on my way out of work I was walking toward a set of double glass doors. One on the right, and one on the left. There was a middle aged woman walking into the building at the same time I was leaving. We both saw each other coming, and were about the same distance away from the doors. I walked to the right, and as I opened the door to leave she walked over to her left and proceeded to wait for me to get through the door and hold it open for her while she walked through. Who the fuck GOES THROUGH THE LEFT HAND DOOR?

2) I am walking from the parking lot into the building last week, and I get out of my van at the same time as one of the women from another floor arrives. I know her, but not really well. I answer my cell phone as we walk, and she beats me to the building by about 5 feet. Since there is no one there to open her door, she opens it enough to squeeze through, then lets go letting it close in my face. I am done my phone call by now and I catch up to her at the turnstile. She doesn't say shit. She coudnt have NOT seen me there, she just didn't care. As a side note, I have held the fucking door for her a hundred times.

3) Later that day, after coming back from a Tim Horton's run I am walking into the building. There is a guy that fucking hates me about 30 feet or so ahead of me. He grabs the door, walks in and holds it for me. I only had one coffee in my hand and he would rather light me on fire than say good morning to me, but he mans up and holds the door (as I would have for him in reverse).

Why are women so fucked with this shit? And I'm not just talking about older ladies, I'm talking everyone from like 20 to 60.

Anyone else ever notice this out there?

http://themansnononsenseguidetowomen.com/images/PussyPower.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://themansnononsenseguidetowomen.com/images/PussyPower.jpg

That's a good one.

[ryno1974]

Are you referring to the one in Albertville? That one does attract alot of people from a distance.

Yeah, thats the one. It kills me when they build a mall that can hold like 15,000 people in a town of 2,000. Nice place though.

But that fucking accent,,,,,, whats up with that?

[ryno1974]

http://themansnononsenseguidetowomen.com/images/PussyPower.jpg

Lock it up, nothing more to say on this one.

[RhinoinMN]

Yeah, thats the one. It kills me when they build a mall that can hold like 15,000 people in a town of 2,000. Nice place though.

But that fucking accent,,,,,, whats up with that?

I know. Some people have it pretty bad and some don't. Northern MN is awful. I have a little accent, but it isn't as noticeable.

[epo]

Are you referring to the one in Albertville? That one does attract alot of people from a distance.

Do they have an Orange Julius? That must be the draw...

[RhinoinMN]

Do they have an Orange Julius? That must be the draw...

:lol:

[vjr97]

i love and appreciate the ladies very much.dammmmm do they have a hard time admiting they are wrong about anything! dont let it ruin ur day.u know u normaly do the right thing and that should be good enough.fuck 'em

[Jujubees2]

How about cars doors guys? Do you open the car door for your significant other?

While I almost always open the doors to buildings for people, I don,t nornmally open a car door for people.

[Snoogans]

Do they have an Orange Julius? That must be the draw...

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/97/pics/97ajulius2.jpg


Somebody better get this