People you can't relate to...

[JerseyRich]

Every once in a while you get caught in a group of people talking and you find that you cannot relate to one thing that anyone is talking about. We all meet people that we have little in common with and cannot see anything from their point of view.

Name two of your top kinds of people that you can't relate to in everyday life.
Mine are:
1. Metalheads
2. Pregnant Women

Please stick to the format...Only TWO.

[Furtherman]

No man can relate to a pregnant woman. That's why we should have no say whatsoever in abortion.

I can't relate to social retards. You know, the loudest person in the room.

[Dougie Brootal]

1. people who dont like the angry whopper
2. people who dont put their romantic relationship above all others. im a hopeless romantic.

[DOHO@HOME]

Drunks and cops.
Since I quick drinking drunks drive me crazy and I just want to punch the stupid look off their faces.
I never been able to relate to cops and even at 44 get the feeling I'm hiding from them.

[biggestmexi]

1. Most people
2. The rest of them.

[EliSnow]

My relatives, ironically.

[Freakshow]

I can't relate to people who can't relate to metalheads. :thumbdown:

[DarkHippie]

teens for god
the illiterate

[JerseyRich]

I can't relate to people who can't relate to metalheads. :thumbdown:

I'm sure there will come a day when I can...just not at this point in my life.

Pregnant women as well. I haven't gotten a woman pregnant yet, and I'm sure I will have more relation to one when it happens. (Or at least that's what I will tell her, if I know what's good for me)

[boosterp]

1. Highly religious people
2. Much of society, especially the boob tubers (people who solely get information from the TV)
3. Inner city folk (gang mentality)

[hydee]

1. People that think the Bearded Joker is a good bit
2 People that are going to flame me for thinking the Bearded
Joker bit is about 4 months late and not good.

[pittphantoms]

1: People who are extremely religious
2: People who dont understand how to form an intelegent argument and just get louder

[JerseyRich]

1. Highly religious people
2. Much of society, especially the boob tubers (people who solely get information from the TV)
3. Inner city folk (gang mentality)

The Illiterate.

Follow the format!

[Misteriosa]

1. the emo crowd
2. people who try to push their religion on you

[Judge Smails]

1. NASCAR fans
2. Hip Hop fans

[Friday]

1.skinny people who think they are fat
2.people who don't like cheese

[badorties]

01 > blatant, ignorant racists (especially anti-Semites)
02 > right-wing talk radio fans who endlessly regurgitate talking points

[Enabler]

1. Hardcore Straight-Edge People. I can understand sobriety but the whole concept of defining yourself by not drinking or doing drugs or having sex is so bizarre to me.

2. People who play MMORPG's. I dont understand playing a game that never ends.

[boosterp]

The Illiterate.

Follow the format!

Exactly.

[Don Stugots]

People who talk about their kids all the time

[ANC]

1) One-uppers, people who have to top anything you say in a conversation.
2) Know-it-alls

[RoseBlood]

1. People from Jersey
2. Guys named Rich

Real answer:
1. Whiney Menopausal Women
2. Loud Talkers

[toolshed]

1. people who don't follow the format

[Dirtbag]

1. Metalheads
Which kind are you talking about though? There's the hardcore mosh pit savages, and then there's us metal nerds. At this point I'm really not sure which is more weird, but we really are quite different from one another.

1. Women
2. Men

[ANC]

1. Metalheads


Please, Robutt-Americans is the preferred nomenclature.

[Hottub]

Comic book geeks
Bass fisherman

[drjoek]

Foodies. Gamers.

[midwestjeff]

1. Mods.
2. Admins.

[MC Pee Pants]

1. Racists
2. My girlfriend

[skyscraper]

1. women
2. men

real answer:
1. whiney, needy people
2. people without a sense of humor

[King Hippos Bandaid]

people who give fake answers to sound funny

[Gvac]

1. Phonies
2. Liars

[Aggie]

1. Intellectuals (people who are so smart they're weird)
2. People who don't get sarcasm

[Tallman388]

1. People who only understand their own sense of humor- you don't have to laugh, just don't pretend it isn't funny!
2. People who will only acknowledge their own musical taste - if you don't know other music don't be a snob!

[RhinoinMN]

Please, Robutt-Americans is the preferred nomenclature.

:lol::thumbup:

[RhinoinMN]

Comic book geeks
Bass fisherman

So Jughead and I are dead to you?

[JerseyRich]

1. People who make "Dead to me" lists
2. Ferrari owners

[Mullenax]

1. Brides-to-be
2. Perpetual optimists.

[ChrisBrown]

1. Brides-to-be
2. Perpetual optimists.

Is there anything you post that isn't funny, intelligent, or spot on?

[ToiletCrusher]

1. super rich athletes who think they have no limits (eat my ass plaxico)
2. bic pens (too plain)

[FezsAssistant]

This bit is funnier when Brain Regan does it.

[drusilla]

people who are drunk
people who are stoned

[drusilla]

2. People who don't get sarcasm

that's a good one. that can make a conversation really uncomfortable.

[Aggie]

that's a good one. that can make a conversation really uncomfortable.

Thanks...especially here in the south. When I came down in '96 for college, people had no idea I was being sarcastic. Then once they realized it or I had to tell them, they weren't amused. Dallas is better though.

[Stankfoot]

1) Tenbats
2) Freitag

[underdog]

1) Religious people
2) Punk music lovers

[landarch]

Thanks...especially here in the south. When I came down in '96 for college, people had no idea I was being sarcastic. Then once they realized it or I had to tell them, they weren't amused. Dallas is better though.

1. Southerners (and I was one)
2. Sports fans

[grlNIN]

One o fmy picks has been listed twice already so i will forgo that choice.

1.) People who have nothing to talk about except their children.
2.) "Scene" kids. I guess they are the new form of Indie/Hipster kids of yesteryear. They have bleached blonde and black hair that is frazzled, wear size -0 skinny pants, smoke Marlboro Reds and listen to Paramore.

[grlNIN]

people who are drunk


Hey!

[MHasegawa]

overly sarcastic people

alpha male gearheads

[Marc with a c]

racists
anti gay people

[STC-Dub]

1. Men
2. Women

[underdog]

racists
anti gay people

I agree.

[meanmrbill]

1. Businessmen

2. Anyone who has any interest in her:


http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g174/meanmrbill/JoyceAugCD.jpg

[zildjian361]

Drunks and cops.
Since I quick drinking drunks drive me crazy and I just want to punch the stupid look off their faces.
I never been able to relate to cops and even at 44 get the feeling I'm hiding from them.

you probaly stopped drinking because you got stopped by a cop. 1 2 3 TMES , who ya bullshittin , :wallbash:

[Mullenax]

Is there anything you post that isn't funny, intelligent, or spot on?

Gee thanks budday!
... and yes, but those posts don't count.

[Farmer Dave]

1. Teachers that think they are over worked and under paid. (not all teachers, just these)

2. Other gov't employees that meet the same description.

[Hottub]

Communists
Christians

http://media.monstersandcritics.com/articles/1089834/article_images/repoman2.jpg

[boosterp]

1. Southerners (and I was one)
2. Sports fans

Hey! What the fuck?

[Don Stugots]

religious people
sports fans

[Marc with a c]

I agree.

you people always do.

[BlackSpider]

I'm a misanthrope...

[epo]

1. Whiny fucking baby boomers. Not all of the generation, just the self-serving whiny pricks who don't realize they pillaged this nation and are now the parents of the generations they hate.

2. Fad haircut assholes. They know who they are with their frosted tips, faux-hawks or pencil-thin beards. Seriously, your hair is fucking hair....not an expression of your douchy-ness.

[britneypablo]

1. people who wear their wireless phone headsets yet are not on the phone
2. minorities

[lleeder]

1. People who don't like condiments. I knew a girl that never had ketchup and it bothered me.
2. Union carpenters when they all get together and start talking about carpentry.
3. People that limit the amount of responses.

[RoseBlood]

3. People that limit the amount of responses.
Just do what Hottub did, post 2-3 separate lists.

[lleeder]

Just do what Hottub did, post 2-3 separate lists.

I'm not talking to you after your karate bashing.

[RoseBlood]

Name two of your top kinds of people that you can't relate to in everyday life.
Mine are:
1. Metalheads
2. Pregnant Women

Please stick to the format...Only TWO.

The Illiterate.

Follow the format!

1. People who make "Dead to me" lists
2. Ferrari owners
Someone's not following the format :nono:

[lleeder]

1. Roseblood
2. The Bearded Joker

[WhistlePig]

1. Dog owners
2. New agey hippy drum circle types

[Mullenax]

1. Chance
2. Real

[JerseyRich]

Someone's not following the format :nono:

I am the living example of the need to break rules.

[drjoek]

Envelope thread starters.:wink:

[JerseyRich]

1. Dog owners
2. New agey hippy drum circle types

Both are types that I wish I COULD relate to...

Hmmm...perhaps an idea for a sister thread?

[smiler grogan]

people who don't like dogs

[RoseBlood]

I am the living example of the need to break wind.
and it's been well documented here at .net (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=67018)

[JerseyRich]

and it's been well documented here at .net

http://images.cafepress.com/image/12412695_400x400.jpg

[WhistlePig]

people who don't like dogs

I love dogs, I just don't own one so I can't relate to owners. Ya see.

[instrument]

1.People who can't give any info to support their opinions.

2.
Soccer moms who spend far too much time with their kids and have forgotten how to have adult conversations or interests.


If you are 30 and the only books you've ever read are Harry Potter and twilight, you very well may be retarded.

[JerseyRich]

If you are 30 and the only books you've ever read are Harry Potter and twilight, you very well may be retarded.

Is that the new character for Blue Collar Comedy?

[britneypablo]

1. Chance
2. Real

HAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA i liked this one i dunno why.... maybe im the only other vh1 junkie

[RoseBlood]

guido, pumped up, tanned up, mobster mentality guys and the girls who like them :thumbdown:

http://www.guidofistpump.com/guidos3.jpg

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/DizzyDice777/guidette-10140635.jpg

[hammersavage]

On the next Maury!

[RoseBlood]

On the next Maury!
Oh, hahahaha.. and i'll clarify that i don't hate them. I know alot of people like that, but I don't get it.

[JerseyRich]

Oh, hahahaha.. and i'll clarify that i don't hate them. I know alot of people like that, but I don't get it.

This thread isn't about hate...It's about not being able to relate.

No need to explain yourself Rosie.

[hammersavage]

I can't relate to you, Rich. You can grow adults facial hair.

[Mullenax]

guido, pumped up, tanned up, mobster mentality guys and the girls who like them :thumbdown:

http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u294/DizzyDice777/guidette-10140635.jpg

What is that about being fake tan and applying white eyeshadow and silvery lipgloss?
It's like a fucking photo negative. I don't get it.

[PapaBear]

Wrestling fans

gamers

[IamFogHat]

Jersey Ginnys.
Edit* fuck I got be to it.

[JerseyRich]

I can't relate to you, Rich. You can grow adults facial hair.

I am so much more than my facial hair.

We will always have Wilco.






























I can't relate to men that are unable to grow facial hair in an adult manner.

[RoseBlood]

wrestling fans
comic book fans
rpg
nascar enthusiasts

Yes, that's FOUR! DEAL!

[JerseyRich]

wrestling fans
comic book fans
rpg
nascar enthusiasts

Yes, that's FOUR! DEAL!

Rule breaker!

[RoseBlood]

Rule breaker!

Windbreaker!

http://www.theemployeemall.com/lch/images/windbreaker.gif

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

1. Blacks
2. Football fans

[Slumbag]

1. Vampire kids
2. Guys who sell a little weed and act like they're Scarface.

[instrument]

1. Stereotypes.
2. People who list "comicbook fans" when they really mean, anyone who reads.

[RoseBlood]

People who list "comicbook fans" when they really mean, anyone who reads.

um.. no

[jennysmurf]

1. People who like to start "drama"
2. People who enjoy those phone pranks dj's do on the radio

[PapaBear]

2. People who enjoy those phone pranks dj's do on the radio
THANNNNK you!!!

[jennysmurf]

THANNNNK you!!!

I HATE those! Really, who thinks those are funny? Anyone?

[boosterp]

1. Emo people
2. Anyone who lives in a project or slum.

[hammersavage]

2. People who enjoy those phone pranks dj's do on the radio

Someones asking for a phone tap!

[Marc with a c]

guido, pumped up, tanned up, mobster mentality guys and the girls who like them


http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg


any chance i get michael.

[hammersavage]

I knew it was inevitable.

[Marc with a c]

I knew it was inevitable.

best picture ever.

[hedges]

People who are constantly checking their cell phones, and spend all their time texting useless information. Not that all of it is useless information, but a lot of it is.

[Aggie]

1. Southerners (and I was one)
2. Sports fans

Ummmm, just ingore me then. You wouldn't relate. :dry:

[boosterp]

1. people on their cell phones when checking out in a grocery store
2. Walmart shoppers

[zildjian361]

http://i23.photobucket.com/albums/b354/led37zep/Fingerboy.jpg


any chance i get michael.

hotchicks with douchbags.com:wink:

[IamPixie]

Women who wear high heels at all times
People who are always nice

[ecobag2]

People who say "I just listen to whatever's on the radio"

People who haven't seen hardship.

[britneypablo]

People who say "I just listen to whatever's on the radio"

People who haven't seen hardship.

clearly u have little in common with me....i live in pleasentville and just got my first mp3 playin machine in nov2008

[meanmrbill]

People who brag about the size of their TV.

People who fill out parlay sheets during March Madness.

[Enabler]

People who fill out parlay sheets during March Madness.


Parlay sheets?

[Puggle_kicker]

The Illiterate.

Follow the format!

Speaking of following the format . . . . thats only one. :lol:

[Gvac]

People without a sense of honor

People without a sense of pride

[A.J.]

Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads.

[hammersavage]

But they all think you're a righteous dude

[PapaBear]

Talk radio fans who don't think Ron & Fez are funny.

People who like modern Country music.

[weekapaugjz]

best picture ever.

i don't know, this one is pretty good. and for anyone who wasn't around when this was originally posted, mikeyboy is third from the left.

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/6100/mikeyboyxv9.jpg

[ecobag2]

Sportos, motorheads, geeks, sluts, bloods, waistoids, dweebies, dickheads.

how about a zoom-dweebie?

[Coach]

1) Uber Sports Fans who talk about the team like they are on it by saying "we" all the time. (ie: We need to push the blitz in the nickle....)
2) People who think that by your profession..you are an almanac for EVERY factoid of it (ie: "Hey coach, what was the best split time that Johnny Weismueller had in a relay?")

[JerseyRich]

1. People that land in the Hudson River in the middle of Winter. No way I can relate to that kind of horrible situation.

2. A guy that reads his wife's emails<<<< (Lie)

[ecobag2]

2. A guy that reads his wife's emails<<<< (Lie)


Dish.

And I thought this was Stugots when I went for the quote. Impersonator with bearded sassy Stugots as your avatar.

Now that I look at it again - and haven't met either of you in person... I can't be sure.

[JerseyRich]

Dish.

And I thought this was Stugots when I went for the quote. Impersonator with bearded sassy Stugots as your avatar.

I should clear something up for you.

That is me. He uses an animation of me in his avatar.

[meanmrbill]

Parlay sheets?
I suppose that isn't the official term. I meant the sheets with the 64 college teams during march madness in which people pick the winners.

[reeshy]

1. People who brag
2. Those that misuse their authority

[ecobag2]

I should clear something up for you.

That is me. He uses an animation of me in his avatar.

Got it. Thanks.

I was gonna pop Stugots one when I saw him. Good thing I know who's who.

[ecobag2]

clearly u have little in common with me....i live in pleasentville and just got my first mp3 playin machine in nov2008

I love pleasantville.

Wait... is pleasantville like Dave's fantasy about living in a 1 square mile space where he watches movies all the time and can't leave?... I don't like that.

[skyscraper]

I suppose that isn't the official term. I meant the sheets with the 64 college teams during march madness in which people pick the winners.

Is that Ayn Rand in your pic?

[Furtherman]

Co-workers who stand in my doorway and tell me they're disappointed... again... with Lost and ask me to explain it.


I'm no time travel physicist either, but c'mon... it's really not that hard to follow. :wallbash:

[JerseyRich]

Co-workers who stand in my doorway and tell me they're disappointed... again... with Lost and ask me to explain it.


I'm no time travel physicist either, but c'mon... it's really not that hard to follow. :wallbash:

Seriously.