Ron & Fez SiriusXM Listening Thread for 01/14/2008

[EliSnow]

Good morning my buddays!!!

It's cold out there today. Hopefully this will warm you up a bit.



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Do you have puss oozing from your orifices? Ask Dr. Steve. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=43)

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Celebrate Mooch & Pixie's Marriage In NYC On 1/17! (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=75351)

Mooch and Pixie's Wedding registry at Target (http://www.target.com/registry/wedding/013399700112114)

[JimmieHats]

Awww buddays.

[Hottub]

Morning buddays!
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[Don Stugots]

Hats for mod

Happy new year everyone.

[biggestmexi]

'lo

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I always love those Old Tyme Pin up Pictures you have Eli. They make me want to listen to Big Band Music . Amongst other things....:wink:

[Misteriosa]

hey everyone!

Hats for mod

:clap: x2

[ANC]

Hey Buddies... :bye:

[KingGeno]

http://www.villagevoice.com/blogs/music/hello.jpg

[disneyspy]

mornin buddays, TC Mi checkin in 5 degrees,its cold in the D,waitin for hexy and geno to warm this thread up...

[Freakshow]

Sly and the Family Stone, I Want to Take You Higher.

[KingGeno]

Pin-ups Day? :)

http://a177.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/1/l_3457d377ebcb2efd7adef436b3766a90.jpg

[biggestmexi]

I always love those Old Tyme Pin up Pictures you have Eli. They make me want to listen to Big Band Music . Amongst other things....:wink:

Prepare a roast? Make some risotto? do some sudokos?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

The Marshall Tucker Band. This Ol' Cowboy.

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[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Prepare a roast? Make some risotto? do some sudokos?
Yea, you know. Get some "things" done.

And I do love some wild mushrooms risotto with black truffle oil.

[drjoek]

Hi Chuck
Your'e not in Tampa anymore is that right?


Im coming down for Spring Training in March

[Freakshow]

Hi Chuck
Your'e not in Tampa anymore is that right?


Im coming down for Spring Training in March

sorry, doc. I don't care how many home runs you hit for you JV team, I don't think you're going to make it.

[drjoek]

sorry, doc. I don't care how many home runs you hit for you JV team, I don't think you're going to make it.

I was a Punch and Judy hitter but a vacuum with the leather. There's gotta be a team that needs a Lead off who makes all the plays

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Hi Chuck
Your'e not in Tampa anymore is that right?


Im coming down for Spring Training in March
I just moved to Asheville NC two weeks ago. My gal Ledouski got transfered there. It's a great town none the less. If you want, I can give you some numbers to get in touch with all the listeners down there in Florida. Tampa Area. The PaulO is always up for a night out on the town. Ron Red Dog, Betidont, Beachbum, Reynolds and a few others were always up for shinanigans when I wouold call them.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xzFHKEdWLPQ/SJztYkL1hoI/AAAAAAAAA48/peunNTQ3AhY/s400/_DSC0517-Edit_web2.jpg (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_xzFHKEdWLPQ/SJztYkL1hoI/AAAAAAAAA48/peunNTQ3AhY/s1600-h/_DSC0517-Edit_web2.jpg)

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

I was a Punch and Judy hitter but a vacuum with the leather. There's gotta be a team that needs a Lead off who makes all the playsThat would be the Page 12 Nude Pic Team there Good Doctor. And we are always looking for good players to lead off.

[drjoek]

Good morning my buddays!!!

It's cold out there today. Hopefully this will warm you up a bit.



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Is this Dita Von Tessa(sp?)

[KingGeno]

Is this Dita Von Tessa(sp?)

yup.

[hexy68]

hi

[EliSnow]

Is this Dita Von Tessa(sp?)

Dita Von Teese, and yes, it is.

[disneyspy]

http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dita_von_teese_021.jpg

um,um,geno?

[EliSnow]

http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dita_von_teese_021.jpg

Thief!!! Thief!!!

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

http://www.nitrolicious.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/dita_von_teese_021.jpgHAHAHAHAHHA!

[drjoek]

http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/CLASS/182-182~Varga-Girl-Posters.jpg
Varga Girl !!

[KingGeno]

um,um,geno?

Yes?

http://a568.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/28/l_e273b10fdb402c77f6030d84ae1723ff.jpg


God do I love pin-up girls. Such a great gift a lady can give to her guy.

[hexy68]

http://www.elle.es/var/ellees/storage/images/star-style/todas-llevan/transparencias-para-insinuar/dita-von-teese/257341-1-esl-ES/dita_von_teese_mode_large_qualite_es.jpg

[disneyspy]

warmer...

[KingGeno]

Today's thread is like the good old days. Before it got out of hand.

This is NSFW, but one of my favorite favorite pin-up pics ever. - Click Here for Ms Murder. :) (http://a617.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_884c89eeeacbeb633b9c084c61a39490.jpg)

[dino_electropolis]

Today's thread is like the good old days. Before it got out of hand.

This is NSFW, but one of my favorite favorite pin-up pics ever. - Click Here for Ms Murder. :) (http://a617.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/85/l_884c89eeeacbeb633b9c084c61a39490.jpg)

You are wrong sir....that pic is Defintiely safe for work.....actually a very classy pic, if i say so myself.

[RhinoinMN]

You are wrong sir....that pic is Defintiely safe for work.....actually a very classy pic, if i say so myself.

Yes great pic, but it depends on where you work. I can look at midgets shitting into each others mouths if I want, but it would be safe to say that most people couldn't.

[EliSnow]

Yes great pic, but it depends on where you work. I can look at midgets shitting into each others mouths if I want, but it would be safe to say that most people couldn't.

The fact that you had such a specific example tells me you have done exactly that.

[dino_electropolis]

Yes great pic, but it depends on where you work. I can look at midgets shitting into each others mouths if I want, but it would be safe to say that most people couldn't.

oooh ooooh....link, please. :wink::wink:

[biggestmexi]

The fact that you had such a specific example tells me you have done exactly that.

and?

[hexy68]

hopefully someone called MrB to tell him Sir Paul will be in studio soon

[FunkyDrummer]

Opening Song

Ida Maria - I Like You So Much Better When You're Naked
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[drjoek]

Openers have been great. Keep it up. How about some Fear?

[KingGeno]

Ichiban: Hippo eats Dwarf (http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/dannymills/HIPPOEATSDWARF.jpg)

[Don Stugots]

Ichiban: Hippo eats Dwarf (http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/dannymills/HIPPOEATSDWARF.jpg)

God damn Jeff was he covered in bacon?

[Baby DEW Year]

Openers have been great. Keep it up. How about some Fear?

The only thing I fear is when you post that you are unhappy with the opener.

[Freakshow]

Ichiban: Hippo eats Dwarf (http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/dannymills/HIPPOEATSDWARF.jpg)

that sounds like what Rhino is looking at on his work computer right now...

[ANC]

Ichiban: Hippo eats Dwarf (http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l23/dannymills/HIPPOEATSDWARF.jpg)

Wow, that porn.com has everything!

[RhinoinMN]

that sounds like what Rhino is looking at on his work computer right now...

http://img129.imageshack.us/img129/2756/peppers5xr.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Wow, that porn.com has everything!

:lol:

[ralphbxny]

Morning buddays. Blackberry posting today.Happy Wednesday!

[Freakshow]

Morning buddays. Blackberry posting today.Happy Wednesday!

yes. wednesday.

[Hottub]

How fucking great are sesame cookies.
I can't stop eating them. Goddam Guineas make 'em like crack.

http://www.cookiesfromitaly.com/images/sesame_big.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

Never had one. They look gross.

[Freakshow]

Now i'm hungry for sesame chicken.

[Hottub]

Never had one. They look gross.

And a vag looks like a hatchet wound. I'll eat that all day too.

[midwestjeff]

Time to rub one out and go to bed. Good night kids.

Hey Tub, can you tell me the story about the hatchet wound again, only slower this time?

[Baby DEW Year]

How fucking great are sesame cookies.
I can't stop eating them. Goddam Guineas make 'em like crack.

http://www.cookiesfromitaly.com/images/sesame_big.jpg

Eat enough of them and your turds will look just like that on the way out.:laugh:

[RhinoinMN]

And a vag looks like a hatchet wound. I'll eat that all day too.

You sold me. Pass me the vag cookies please.

[ANC]

How fucking great are sesame cookies.
I can't stop eating them. Goddam Guineas make 'em like crack.

http://www.cookiesfromitaly.com/images/sesame_big.jpg

Big big fan! :clap: like a sweetened breadstick!

[drjoek]

The only thing I fear is when you post that you are unhappy with the opener.



No more of that for me.

[SP1!]

LOL who is the smartass?

[Freakshow]

No more of that for me.

folding faster than a folding chair! That's the spirit...


LOL who is the smartass?

in here, the list of who isn't the smartass would be a lot shorter.

[Hottub]

Ichiban: It's cold as balls out!

[ANC]

LOL who is the smartass?
http://www.secretcityscreenprinting.com/smart%20ass%20webdesign.jpg

[RhinoinMN]

http://www.secretcityscreenprinting.com/smart%20ass%20webdesign.jpg

At first I thought that was the cold balls that Tub was talking about.

[EliSnow]

Today's song is "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney.

[Misteriosa]

Buddays!!!

[biggestmexi]

i wonder if RnF got paul. with all the references and all

[Freakshow]

They should have played the Faces version...

[KingGeno]

I'm thinkin' AFRO show, or live performance maybe??

[~Katja~]

OOOH, I am hoping Ronnie got to interview him!

[Heather 8]

Ichiban: It's cold as balls out!

Gvac?

[PD]

did Dave pick the opening song???:tongue:

[OGC]

They should have played the Faces version...


A double meaning song ? Paul interview, and we certainly would be amazed if Earl set it up. :laugh:

[Misteriosa]

A double meaning song ? Paul interview, and we certainly would be amazed if Earl set it up. :laugh:

if thats the case, then holy redemption.

[Freakshow]

haha. Ron F$&%& with people.

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Holy SHit!

[Enabler]

No fucking way

[OGC]

LOL !!!! tell it Ron

[biggestmexi]

Ronnie selling his love for Paul like gold.

[~Katja~]

damn, i start smelling a bit...

[ANC]

A Fistful Of Water, the Fatty Pneumonia Story.

[OGC]

who is slacking on the tags ?

[foodcourtdruide]

I have a feeling we're going to get "Bearded" Paul McCartney.

[ToiletCrusher]

Interesting....

oh and HIYA Buddays!!!

[dino_electropolis]

ESD as Mcartney

[ANC]

I have a feeling we're going to get "Bearded" Paul McCartney.

x2

[SP1!]

Yeah its gonna be dave

[disneyspy]

damn, i start smelling a bit...

na,i cant

[EliSnow]

who is slacking on the tags ?

sucker

[Mr.Salty]

hhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..... .dicks!

[Heather 8]

I have a feeling we're going to get "Bearded" Paul McCartney.

Radio Psychic!

[Edwin]

:lol:

[dino_electropolis]

ESD as Mcartney

Ah, thank you.

[Freakshow]

I have a feeling we're going to get "Bearded" Paul McCartney.

why so Sirius fcr?

[KingGeno]

Hahaha.

Today's gonna be great. :clap:

[foodcourtdruide]

Ok, not a bit. It's really him. lol.

[PD]

NICE!!:clap:

[Friday]

bastards.

i let myself get all excited about the interview.

now a shitty dave-sounding impression. pleh lol

[ANC]

East Side McCartney!!!! :clap: Dave's out of his fuckin' mind! :lol:

ClimClam ChunkyWunk!

[~Katja~]

haha, nicely built up

[JimmieHats]

Hats for mod



Stugots. Gentleman. Scholar.

[IMSlacker]

clim clam clunky wunk! Ha!

[Heather 8]

damn, i start smelling a bit...

na,i cant

:lol:

[Furtherman]

Oh you sons of bitchessssss. Hahahahaha. :laugh:

[foodcourtdruide]

Radio Psychic!

ha! i got it!

[hexy68]

oreos and sauce?.....oh Sir Dave!

[Mr.Salty]

bastards.

i let myself get all excited about the interview.



haha...so did i

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Who do I write a letter to for this.:annoyed:

[Hottub]

Sir Dave of Eastside!

HAHA!!

[KnoxHarrington]

Here's the thing: if Dave was doing even a passable impression, this bit wouldn't work.

:lol:

[Heather 8]

Kippo cappo krinko?

[Edwin]

Ah, the "Listening Thread Paradox"

O&A do it, they're dicks and hacks.

R&F do it, it's hilarious and genius.

[Baby DEW Year]

bastards.

i let myself get all excited about the interview.

now a shitty dave-sounding impression. pleh lol

Dry your chair and get back to work! :wink:

[sarsbusdriver]

New Stuff? Yuck.
I love his old stuff like Mr. Bellamy.

[dino_electropolis]

Let it be known, my ex wife was a peg legged whore, let it be known!

[drjoek]

Is that really Sir Paul? He sounds so young and spry.

[~Katja~]

na,i cant

duh

[OGC]

sucker

:wallbash::furious::bye:

[Donnie Iris]

I thought I liked it at first.

This is already tired...

[dino_electropolis]

Ah, the "Listening Thread Paradox"

O&A do it, they're dicks and hacks.

R&F do it, it's hilarious and genius.

PLEASE dont compare the two. thanks.

[Misteriosa]

Is that really Sir Paul? He sounds so young and spry.

he sounds like i should be stealing his lucky charms... :laugh:

[Heather 8]

Ah, the "Listening Thread Paradox"

O&A do it, they're dicks and hacks.

R&F do it, it's hilarious and genius.

Welcome to the Cesspool of Negativity. Enjoy your stay.

[Friday]

thank god that was brief.

[drjoek]

I think Sir Paul is making up new words ! He really is a Knight!
Too bad Dave wasnt there to meet him

[SmithFromMinnesota]

Today's song is "Maybe I'm Amazed" by Paul McCartney.

I was really hoping for that awful "Mr. Bellamy" song...

[JasonDelaney]

Was there a leprechaun loose in the studio?

[SP1!]

Sad part is that was more interesting than any interview OnA could have done

[Heather 8]

thank god that was brief.

Had to jinx it, didn't ya?

[ANC]

"Don't Pete Best me!" :lol:

[disneyspy]

the fake interviews with paul are back!this is an old ron n ron bit

[FunkyDrummer]

http://home.att.net/~chuckayoub/Paul_McCartney_Biography.jpg

[wkj]

Enough ESD.:annoyed:

[OGC]

bastards.

i let myself get all excited about the interview.

now a shitty dave-sounding impression. pleh lol

haha...so did i

:bye: Me too :down:

[boobieman]

I knew it I knew it...the bearded Joker is Sir Paul McCartney...so I guess Opie is Pete Best..WOW

SEEYYAYAYAAA

[dino_electropolis]

Sad part is that was more interesting than any interview OnA could have done

Wow, arent you quite the flip flopper....on the other thread, you were kissin OnA's ass and callin me out b/c i voiced my boredom with thier show.


You make sense.

[Boogie in Va]

Paul's new album must come with colored marshmallow shapes.

[SmithFromMinnesota]

Here's the thing: if Dave was doing even a passable impression, this bit wouldn't work.

:lol:

It's like Chevy Chase's Gerald Ford impresion. No attempt to do a voice. No attempt at make-up. No attempt at anything really other than falling down at the end.

Therefore, complete genius.

[arkansas_hayseed81]

morning everyone

[ANC]

East Side McCartney sounds an awful lot like:

http://img.cineclub.com/images/1994/01/mrs-doubtfire-4.jpg

[OGC]

thank god that was brief.

not brief enough

[Furtherman]

Paul has the strangest English-Irish-Northern Jersey accent.

[Heather 8]

Hahaha--kill him. :dry:

[PD]

Ah, the "Listening Thread Paradox"

O&A do it, they're dicks and hacks.

R&F do it, it's hilarious and genius.

because R&F KNOW how to do it.:smoke:

[epo]

I love a good fake interview.

[boobieman]

I didn't know that Paul was Irish...amazing.

I learned so much today....IM OUT

SEEYAYYAYAA

[Edwin]

Dave must have wet himself and then passed out with P McC in the studio.

[dino_electropolis]

Paul has the strangest English-Irish-Northern Jersey accent.

WHOAAAA...thats SOUTH jersey.

[pdiggins]

Paul has the strangest English-Irish-Northern Jersey accent.


I would say its a little bit more Central Jersey than North.

[ANC]

Ah, the "Listening Thread Paradox"

O&A do it, they're dicks and hacks.

R&F do it, it's hilarious and genius.

Well put....:thumbup:

[drjoek]

Fez: Beatles are harder to get rid of the roaches":clap:

[arkansas_hayseed81]

that was awesome, I am so amazed.

[Servo]

Ah, the "Listening Thread Paradox"

O&A do it, they're dicks and hacks.

R&F do it, it's hilarious and genius.

Don't bother... it can never be explained.

[Heather 8]

I would say its a little bit more Central Jersey than North.

Some people would say South Jersey, but those people are idiots.

[ANC]

Fez's secret, "Mom, Dad...I'm buying a Prius!!"

[ralphbxny]

Fuckin hysterical! Good job Sir Paul!

[biggestmexi]

East Side McCartney sounds awful

:lol:

go ronnie

[disneyspy]

these are startin to sound like live reads for ronfez.net

[epo]

Will Paul ever leave?

Hopefully not.

[Heather 8]

Fez's secret, "Mom, Dad...I'm buying a Prius!!"

"You're dead to us. Dead!"

[PattyWhack]

What is that song before East Side McCartney comes back?

FIRST POST BUDDAYS :clap:

[EliSnow]

I love Ron throwing ESP out of the studio.

[IMSlacker]

Wow. That's no way to treat a former Beatle.

[OGC]

Fez: Beatles are harder to get rid of the roaches":clap:

I think he meant Roches

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/poze/bio/The+Roches.jpg

[epo]

that was awesome, I am so amazed.

Sir Paul better be careful or Ron may take him out like a Flaming Pie.

[oh_kee_pa]

http://theozzone.com/images/Records/tv_tributes/arrested_development/acting_mrs_featherbottom_p.jpg

is Tobias Fünke in the studio?

[Furtherman]

I can't believe Ron talked to Paul like that. :surrender:


He's gonna get a cowbell.

[Hottub]

Some people would say South Jersey, but those people are idiots.

Don't get me started you stupid...







:wub:

[biggestmexi]

cowbell?

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

Ron just told Paul to "Shut UP". HAHAHHAA!

[ANC]

Sounds like a British Jiminy Glick :lol:

[ToiletCrusher]

This is great!

[arkansas_hayseed81]

Kill The Beetle!

[Heather 8]

Don't get me started you stupid...







:wub:

Bugger off, you mick-sounding wop. :tongue:

[OGC]

Come on Ronny, dig his eye out with your thumb.

[Misteriosa]

ahahahahahaaaa!

fezzie yelling "get him ron!" had me dying!

:lol:

[IamFogHat]

Hi buddays.

[wkj]

I love Ron throwing ESP out of the studio.

Yea, definatley the best part.

[ANC]

http://theozzone.com/images/Records/tv_tributes/arrested_development/acting_mrs_featherbottom_p.jpg

is Tobias Fünke in the studio?

Damnit I should've went with that instead of Mrs. Doubtfire.. Well done sir! :thumbup:

[PD]

I think he meant Roches

http://www.sweetslyrics.com/poze/bio/The+Roches.jpg

how about the Ruttles?

[epo]

This beatdown tells me that its gonna be a Great Day.

[ANC]

Of course it's legal age-wise, but it's a conflict of interest.

[OGC]

Did Fez just say that Febreze is blowing in there ?

[biggestmexi]

This beatdown tells me that its gonna be a EXTRA-ordinary Day.

ficksed

-90 in chicago. fucking lake effect from the "Salty Lake off of Chicago"

ha

[SP1!]

Wow, arent you quite the flip flopper....on the other thread, you were kissin OnA's ass and callin me out b/c i voiced my boredom with thier show.


You make sense.

No I told you that you shouldnt be surprised with their antics, you were acting shocked about the cringe factor of their show.

But the fact remains is that their interview skills are lacking, they shouldnt get any big time guests till they train with ronnie for a few weeks.

[Heather 8]

*sigh* I miss below zero temps. Made for really awesome long-distance walking sessions.

[pdiggins]

Where is Sir Paul to talk about the weather?

[JimmieHats]

What is that song before East Side McCartney comes back?

FIRST POST BUDDAYS :clap:

welcome, budday!

[PD]

But the fact remains is that their interview skills are lacking, they shouldnt get any big time guests till the train with ronnie for a few weeks.
I think Ronnie loves to pull a train, but needs to go first.

[Misteriosa]

steppin out for a bit. someone keep track of what happenes til i come back please :wub:

thaaaaaank you!

[Heather 8]

Oooh, Catty Moments with Fez! :wub:

[KnoxHarrington]

Catty Fezzie today!

:clap:

[SmithFromMinnesota]

Of course it's legal age-wise, but it's a conflict of interest.

There's a lot of activities that are legal, but you can't do them at work... like smoking.

The fact that it involves sex with a teenager, just makes it that much more interesting...

[hexy68]

fez doesn't like the new female judge....SHOCKER!!!!!!!!

[dino_electropolis]

No I told you that you shouldnt be surprised with their antics, you were acting shocked about the cringe factor of their show.

But the fact remains is that their interview skills are lacking, they shouldnt get any big time guests till they train with ronnie for a few weeks.

Well, my apologies for misinterpreting.

We can agree that Ronnie is perhaps one of the best interviewers out there.

[SP1!]

Oh and Im shocked no one mentioned this little tidbit, COHEN (http://www.contactmusic.com/news.nsf/article/cohen%20announces%20first%20us%20date%20in%2016%20 years_1091713)!

[biggestmexi]

Catty Fezzie today!

:clap:

Quite right ol' chap.

[IMSlacker]

Vagary is a word. That caller was full of shit.

[ANC]

What is that song before East Side McCartney comes back?

FIRST POST BUDDAYS :clap:

Good Evening...

http://www.geocities.com/malcolmtributemp3s/aco/mageewine.jpg

[Warren Peace]

is Harvey Fierstein sitting in for Fez today?

[KnoxHarrington]

Yeah, "vaguery" is a noun, not an adjective.

[SmithFromMinnesota]

I need to work out how high above the ground you would have to be in order to see the ocean from Knoxville, TN.

It's just embarassing sometimes.

[SP1!]

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\ˈvā-gə-rē; və-ˈger-ē, vā-; also ˈva-gə-rē\
Function:
noun
Inflected Form(s):
plural va·ga·ries
Etymology:
probably from Latin vagari to wander, from vagus wandering
Date:
1579

: an erratic, unpredictable, or extravagant manifestation, action, or notion

[ralphbxny]

I am a natural disaster.

[epo]

The "too cold to snow" thing is largely a myth.

[biggestmexi]

all this vag talk is making me hungry..


anyone else?

[KingGeno]

Poor Chinky NoCock.........................

[led37zep]

poor Chinky No-Cock

[CHUCKWAGONCOOK]

What is that song before East Side McCartney comes back?

FIRST POST BUDDAYS :clap:I believe it was called "Jet" by pAUL mCcARTNEY

wELCOME TO THE BOARD BUDDY

[biggestmexi]

Sears now bakes cake along side the full service message parlour

[~Katja~]

LMAO- Walmart or SEARS...wtf, SEARS??? :lol:

[epo]

Sears? When the hell has Sears ever made a damned cake?

[Edwin]

Pad data: Hitler Baby. Love it!

[KnoxHarrington]

Walmart actually made the kid the cake.

[ANC]

The "too cold to snow" thing is largely a myth.

In actuality, earth's troposphere is not too cold to snow but rather it is "too dynamically stable to snow". Dynamic stability may be present due to low-level cold air advection, a lack of upper level divergence, and/or a lack of low level convergence. Also, if dynamic lifting does occur it may not produce precipitation that reaches the surface due to low relative humidity values in the lower troposphere.

The ingredients for snow are: (1) a temperature profile that allows snow to reach the surface, (2) saturated air, and (3) enough lifting of that saturated air to allow snow to develop aloft and fall to reach the surface. In a situation when it is said "it is too cold to snow" there is in reality not enough lifting of air that causes snow to reach the surface.

The phrase "it is too cold to snow today" probably originated as a misapplication of the relationship between temperature and the maximum amount of water vapor that can be in the air. When temperature decreases, the maximum capacity of water vapor that can be in the air decreases. Therefore, the colder it gets the less water vapor there will be in the air.

[SP1!]

Poor Chinky NoCock.........................

poor Chinky No-Cock

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh freaky

[~Katja~]

Fez "Maybe that is why they took the kid away; bad pastry"



LOL

[biggestmexi]

Pastry is the name given to various kinds of baked goods made from ingredients such as flour, butter, shortening, baking powder or eggs. It may also refer to the dough from which such baked goods are made

[ANC]

Nothing beats a sfogliatelle from Carlos in Hoboken...

[wkj]

Pastry is the name given to various kinds of baked goods made from ingredients such as flour, butter, shortening, baking powder or eggs. It may also refer to the dough from which such baked goods are made

Cake.

[Edwin]

In actuality, earth's troposphere is not too cold to snow but rather it is "too dynamically stable to snow". Dynamic stability may be present due to low-level cold air advection, a lack of upper level divergence, and/or a lack of low level convergence. Also, if dynamic lifting does occur it may not produce precipitation that reaches the surface due to low relative humidity values in the lower troposphere.

The ingredients for snow are: (1) a temperature profile that allows snow to reach the surface, (2) saturated air, and (3) enough lifting of that saturated air to allow snow to develop aloft and fall to reach the surface. In a situation when it is said "it is too cold to snow" there is in reality not enough lifting of air that causes snow to reach the surface.

The phrase "it is too cold to snow today" probably originated as a misapplication of the relationship between temperature and the maximum amount of water vapor that can be in the air. When temperature decreases, the maximum capacity of water vapor that can be in the air decreases. Therefore, the colder it gets the less water vapor there will be in the air.

Exactly what I was going to say.

[KingGeno]

Friggin' starvin' for pastries and cake now. dammit.

[ANC]

Cake.

http://newmusicnation.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/CakeBand.JPG

[led37zep]

In actuality, earth's troposphere is not too cold to snow but rather it is "too dynamically stable to snow". Dynamic stability may be present due to low-level cold air advection, a lack of upper level divergence, and/or a lack of low level convergence. Also, if dynamic lifting does occur it may not produce precipitation that reaches the surface due to low relative humidity values in the lower troposphere.

The ingredients for snow are: (1) a temperature profile that allows snow to reach the surface, (2) saturated air, and (3) enough lifting of that saturated air to allow snow to develop aloft and fall to reach the surface. In a situation when it is said "it is too cold to snow" there is in reality not enough lifting of air that causes snow to reach the surface.

The phrase "it is too cold to snow today" probably originated as a misapplication of the relationship between temperature and the maximum amount of water vapor that can be in the air. When temperature decreases, the maximum capacity of water vapor that can be in the air decreases. Therefore, the colder it gets the less water vapor there will be in the air.

How many times have I told you to stay off Wikipedia. Its rotting your brain ANC.

[IamFogHat]

Earth 2 of KKK took my baby away!:lol:

[~Katja~]

I love how quick people give them facts to build their argument on...
all it takes is some cliff notes from a current article

[ANC]

Exactly what I was going to say.

I just copied and pasted.. I can't take credit...

[ANC]

How many times have I told you to stay off Wikipedia. Its rotting your brain ANC.

It was www.theweatherprediction.com (http://www.theweatherprediction.com) this time, honest Injun.

[disneyspy]

everytime i hear KKK,i think of big A tryin to say cayman islands

[OGC]

Pitzy and Mooch got married ?

[hexy68]

i love all these florida people joking about 60-70 degree weather when we're freezing...give us a call back when the next hurricane wipes out your trailors :furious:

[KingGeno]

Pitzy and Mooch got married ?

Noticed that too. Never knew Mooch liked cookies that much.....

[Edwin]

I just copied and pasted.. I can't take credit...

I know. I was being sarcastic. I've never said anything that close to smart. I'm not what you'd call a "reader". I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaammminnnggg.

[ANC]

I know. I was being sarcastic. I've never said anything that close to smart. I'm not what you'd call a "reader". I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaaammminnnggg.

:lol:

Now be a good sport and kill Blitzen....

[Edwin]

i love all these florida people joking about 60-70 degree weather when we're freezing...give us a call back when the next hurricane wipes out your trailors :furious:


Even god has to flush the toilet sometimes.

[Misteriosa]

im back :o

[hexy68]

I just copied and pasted.. I can't take credit...

i was giving you credit ANC...you're smart! :clap:

[epo]

We need this Arrested Development movie.

[KingGeno]

im back :o

Why hello there. :)

[hexy68]

im back :o

baby got back :thumbup:

[JDE]

Firefly canceled, not even one season, Serenity, very good film.

[drjoek]

Over my Christmas Week off I FINALLY watched Arrested Development. All 53 episodes
Absolutely loved it Don't know why I didnt watch it the first time.
Thank God for Hulu

[Edwin]

I'm with Ron. I never return anything. Hell, I won't even use a coupon.

[epo]

Returning items? I'd rather light the building on fire.

[jonyrotn]

Fez eats his screw ups?!
That explains it..

[ecobag2]

Buddays.

Watching boy.

Trying to listen today.

Hope I make it.

Hiyas!:smoke:

[ANC]

I'll return stuff to Home Depot, or Lowes...never groceries..fuck that.

[FunkyDrummer]

Miss...
http://www.geocities.com/kurko28/Eastsidepaul.jpg

[sailor]

croissants and danishes aren't pastries either, but rather viennoiserie. they are basically a cross-breed between pastries and bread.

[ecobag2]

M Night

veddy veddy goot

[ANC]

I'm with Ron, Lady In The Water sucked old balls.