Will Fez's secret be revealed?

[Fezticle98]

Go Fez go.

I hope that you can be reunited with Rory Hamptons.

[Dougie Brootal]

i would say 30%. but im an asshole.

[yojimbo7248]

There is no way he is going to tell his parents on Saturday night. I think this is a bit. He will tell them a 'secret' but it isn't what we are all assuming it is.

[ToiletCrusher]

Me sez do it to it.

[Landblast]

http://i320.photobucket.com/albums/nn331/AndromedaDrive/url.jpg

[Heather 8]

It's a swerve.

[nate1000]

I've got a contract here in front of me that says absolutely yes.

[Serpico1103]

Good Luck Fez. We will be surrounded by friends.

[yojimbo7248]

Good Luck Fez. We will be surrounded by friends.


I hope he does tell his parents on Saturday night. You're right, he will be sourrounded by friends and I'm sure his parents will be fine.

[~Katja~]

Good Luck Fez. We will be surrounded by friends.

so you are Fez' secret?

[yojimbo7248]

so you are Fez' secret?

:lol:

[Yuppie_Scum]

Worst kept secret in radio.

[mrsocks]

what 'secret' ?

[CleatTaurusLiquor]

If you think Fez's secret will be revealed step right up and see if you can throw these rings over those coke bottles

[Serpico1103]

so you are Fez' secret?

Damn it, I should proofread. But, now that you know ...

[Snoogans]

I voted 0%

[Snoogans]

what 'secret' ?

That he is gay

[CountryBob]

Its all clear to me now. Earl is quitting so Fez can announce his secret - that he and Earl are lovers.

[rick9669]

That he is gay

fez is gay? :sad:

[Fezticle98]

fez is gay? :sad:

Go to Mooch and Pexy's party tomorrow at the Crowe's Nest to find out.

[lleeder]

I hope Ron reveals that Fez starved 2 hampsters.

[disneyspy]

I hope Ron reveals that Fez starved 2 hampsters.

Ro & Ry?

[Charlie_Don't_Surf]

for some reason I think that Ron will dupe him into telling them himself. something like "yea i told them." Then Fez goes on to talk to his parents like nothing happened.

[ChrisBrown]

Fez will tell his parents, they will laugh and say they always knew, and we will all get sloppy drunk while Fez wonders why he didn't come out decades ago.

[Puggle_kicker]

No chance.

[ArcticWaddle]

They REALLY dont know?
http://www.droxy.com/images/2005/08/ron-fez.jpg

[JAH1013]

I think his secret is that he actually has 3 stints.

[BoilerChuck]

I think there will be "a" secret revealed but it will have nothing to do with a closet exit.

Saying the secret is that Fez is gay is like saying "I have a secret...the surface of the sun is hot."

Tell us something we don't know.

[Dave's AA Sponsor]

someone please promise to post it as soon as it happens...thanks

[Boomer]

Normally I say it will never happen, but since it isn't Fezzy telling it, I'd go much higher.

Good Luck Fezzy...have yourself some Sheepy ass in celebration!

http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/emot/atm.gif

[MacVittie]

I hope Ron reveals that Fez starved 2 hampsters.

They probably suffocated in his colon before actually starving to death.

[paracetamol flanders]

I feel confident that whatever Fez's secret is, it is strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

[ImpromptuRob]

Go to Mooch and Pexy's party tomorrow at the Crowe's Nest to find out.



PULLLEASE - someone post what happened at the part tonight real time in this thread when it happens (couldn't find another that asked).

Also.... does anyone plan to bring a recording device?

PLEASE do!

Or if you have an iphone: http://www.csh.rit.edu/~garrett/voicenotes/
That's easy enough!

[OGC]

Fez put the revealing in Ron's hands. It is a certainty, because Ron realizes that it is only a big deal to Fez, everyone else knows already.

[KingGeno]

I kan haz Fezes surcret?

*meow meow*

[Serpico1103]

Fez put the revealing in Ron's hands. It is a certainty, because Ron realizes that it is only a big deal to Fez, everyone else knows already.

Knows what? And why doesn't Rosie O'Donnell find a nice man to settle down?

[Tenbatsuzen]

Knows what? And why doesn't Rosie O'Donnell find a nice man to settle down?

I always felt bad for Liberace, who died alone.

At least that nice man who cleaned Paul Lynde's pool found his body.

[Drunky McBetidont]

Normally I say it will never happen, but since it isn't Fezzy telling it, I'd go much higher.

Good Luck Fezzy...have yourself some Sheepy ass in celebration!

http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/emot/atm.gif

where do you find smilies that s and f each other?


when fez reveals his secret tonight, everything will stop and his parents walk out and call their minister, crying.

[ChrisBrown]

I just had a radio psychic. Fez will chicken out but some drunken idiot will blurt out the truth of Fez's orientation and all will fall in place. His parents will say 'of course he is gay' and Fez will feel very relieved.

[Pitdoc]

Fez is the fifth Cylon...


wait..wrong thread

[OGC]

Perhaps Fez should rethink this revealing his secret thing.
(http://www.bps.org.uk/media-centre/press-releases/releases$/division-of-occupational-psychology/prejudice-study-finds-gay-is-the-new-black.cfm)

[Boomer]

where do you find smilies that s and f each other?

Same place you find the ones that do threesomes!
http://benmarsh.net/_stuff/emot/tagteam.gif

[Ron Marie Douglas]

Big A says no secret.

http://www.spreadtheiris.com/showthread.php?t=11255

[led37zep]

Spread the Iris is still a website?

[Dash77]

I'm going under 50%, but it's not like we dont know

[keverlast]

Whats the latest? Has anyone heard anything about the revealing

[led37zep]

Whats the latest? Has anyone heard anything about the revealing

bro...look 3 posts above yours...come on.

[Cleophus James]

there is no secret.

[DolaMight]

this might be the closest 4 way poll ever

[stump12]

The secret is gotta be that Fez is straight.

[solid jackson]

So I guess Fez chickened out tonight since Than and Sam were on the Saturday show instead of the other thing.

[Tenbatsuzen]

So I guess Fez chickened out tonight since Than and Sam were on the Saturday show instead of the other thing.

Than and Sam were always scheduled to be on. Fez was revealing the secret at a bar party in NYC that wasn't going to be broadcast.

[Golfman]

I don't know why I care so much about Fez telling the no so secret , secret... I think I will buy a billboard in Pinellas Park (or however you spell it) with Fez's secret on it. Any ideas for the design????

[Nothing Sound]

The secret is that Fez is a character and nothing about his radio life is true.

Wait. Is that really a secret?

[jlehane3]

I don't know why I care so much about Fez telling the no so secret , secret... I think I will buy a billboard in Pinellas Park (or however you spell it) with Fez's secret on it. Any ideas for the design???? http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/PenParkSuperStock_1647R-77061.jpg :surrender::wallbash::lol:

[otrdave]

I knew it. Its just a bit. A tired and boring bit at that. Just like Earl leaving. Tired and boring.

[BlackSpider]

I knew it. Its just a bit. A tired and boring bit at that. Just like Earl leaving. Tired and boring.

Don't listen...




I voted 0% and also said his parents wouldn't show.
How did I do...?

[lleeder]

I knew it. Its just a bit. A tired and boring bit at that. Just like Earl leaving. Tired and boring.

You're tired and boring. Go eat a dick.

[otrdave]

Ha, you speak from expierence?

[lleeder]

Ha, you speak from expierence?

a booo

[ImpromptuRob]

How heartbreaking. Will you ever win Fezzy Brown?

[IamPixie]

You're tired and boring. Go eat a dick.

what he said. Seriously.

[Nothing Sound]

I knew it. Its just a bit.

Dude. The whole Fez character is a bit. It's just part of the show.
Just learn to accept it or don't listen. It's pretty funny most of the time.

[instrument]

if fez's secret is he's gay, then the makes you fez song can no longer be played......and the longest running bit of the show is over.

if fez comes out of the closet, ron and fez are overrrrrrrrrrrrr

[rckiller]

what he said. Seriously.

Ditto " "

[west milly Tom]

I knew it. Its just a bit. A tired and boring bit at that. Just like Earl leaving. Tired and boring.

Not that it needs to be said again, but throw your radio out the window and go fuck your mother.

[The Ogre]

Not that it needs to be said again, but throw your radio out the window and go fuck your mother.

Eh, some of these bits do get pretty fucking tired after a while.

[DrexlSpivey]

I really dont think Fez is a charactor... if he is he's one hell of an actor

[disneyspy]

I really dont think Fez is a charactor... if he is he's one hell of an actor

holy crap what an awesome old school boardname,welcome to rf.net

[Nothing Sound]

I really dont think Fez is a charactor... if he is he's one hell of an actor

Oh no? Do a public record search using his real name.
I think you'll soon realize how wrong you are.

[Serpico1103]

I really dont think Fez is a charactor... if he is he's one hell of an actor

Yeah stupid. Fez is just a character played by a very straight actor. And as we know, actors are never gay.
Jeez.
Low post count!!!!!!

[Meataball23]

So how'd it go?

The big announcement was that Fez is just a character?

[disneyspy]

fez never won an oscar!

[Knowledged_one]

The wwe has better payoffs on their bits

[KojiClutch]

The wwe has better payoffs on their bitsYeah, Rikishi being the one who ran over Austin. What a payoff.

[Gvac]

Total shoot? I really think the best thing at this point is that all talk of "the secret" is dropped.

If it's really that important to Fez, he'll do something about it. It seems that bringing it up constantly causes just as much anxiety as the secret itself. He's got himself between a rock and a hard place, so he'll have to shit or get off the pot soon or he'll drive himself completely insane.

With that being said, I think I've used up my metaphors for the day.

[Serpico1103]

The wwe has better payoffs on their bits

Yeah, umm, I wouldn't know.

[Drunky McBetidont]

fez will tell his secret next time his parents are in town. you''ll see.

[lleeder]

Total shoot? I really think the best thing at this point is that all talk of "the secret" is dropped.

If it's really that important to Fez, he'll do something about it. It seems that bringing it up constantly causes just as much anxiety that the secret itself. He's got himself between a rock and a hard place, so he'll have to shit or get off the pot soon or he'll drive himself completely insane.

With that being said, I think I've used up my metaphors for the day.

That makes sense but if he's having a bad day and Ron asks why it will have to be metioned. He can't just say no reason.

[Knowledged_one]

Yeah, Rikishi being the one who ran over Austin. What a payoff.

yeah you dont get it

[KojiClutch]

yeah you dont get itGuess not.:wallbash:

[DrexlSpivey]

holy crap what an awesome old school boardname,welcome to rf.net

thx nice to be here

[otrdave]

Gvac said it best, and Ogre your right also. Just because something is old and tired, doesn't mean I won't listen. So go screw yourselves you touchy douchebags who critized me for having an opinion.

[Tenbatsuzen]

Yeah, Rikishi being the one who ran over Austin. What a payoff.

I DID IT FOR YOU ROCK

[west milly Tom]

Listen, I make it a point to not even view any of the wwe threads. Let's keep the references to a minimum they cheapen is all.

[Melk]

I'm going to be pretty disappointed if the secret wasn't revealed this weekend. Fez doesn't have to do it at a ronfez.net event, but the secret has been the source of almost all of Fez's participation on the show. This keeps building up and building up.

Keeping the wrestling references on the thread. Fez's secret has been booked by Dusty Rhodes.

[Holla Achu]

I like long running bits & callbacks, but this has just been going on too long. I like to think that Ron is enough of a comedic genius to realize when a bit is just to worn out & needs to be retired.

I have to agree with the others. There's never a payoff to any of the bits on this show anymore. I'm just hoping Earl isn't back in studio this week.

[beachbum]

Yeah stupid. Fez is just a character played by a very straight actor. And as we know, actors are never gay.
Jeez.
Low post count!!!!!!


Did you join the board with a high post count douchebag?

[~Katja~]

Don't listen...




I voted 0% and also said his parents wouldn't show.
How did I do...?

you did lose the bet on the part that Dave and Earl would come dressed up as Fez's parents :)

[CountryBob]

Just tuned in - did Fez reveal? Is Earl still out?

[underdog]

Just tuned in - did Fez reveal? Is Earl still out?

Yes and yes.

[~Katja~]

Just tuned in - did Fez reveal? Is Earl still out?

No, Yes.

[underdog]

No, Yes.

Yes, No.

[CountryBob]

Thanks but I see conflicting reports on Fez. I will pick one to believe and one to disregard. Ahhhh .... I pick Katja.

[underdog]

Thanks but I see conflicting reports on Fez. I will pick one to believe and one to disregard. Ahhhh .... I pick Katja.

Yes and yes.

[Flea_Man]

I DID IT FOR YOU ROCK

What made me even more pissed about that storyline was they completely threw away that entire race angle (which was stupid in the first place but at least they were trying to make Rikishi into a threat), when afterwards Rikishi basically went "I was lying about the whole thing, and Triple H just paid me money to do it". And then began HHH/Austin fued #200.

[MobCounty]

Who cares!!! Next bit pls k thx :thumbup: radiah, gowld...

[DrexlSpivey]

Did you join the board with a high post count douchebag?

hey your right beachbum... thx and yes he is a douchebag i know him personally

[furie]

Did you join the board with a high post count douchebag?

he doesn't have one now

[JustJon]

Just tuned in - did Fez reveal? Is Earl still out?

maybe and maybe

[DrexlSpivey]

Just tuned in - did Fez reveal? Is Earl still out?

cant say.. its a secret!!!

[Serpico1103]

Did you join the board with a high post count douchebag?

Is there a board with a high post count?

[smiler grogan]

At this point who cares.I've been a fan since the dot com days and I just seem to be bored by dragging this out. Last week Fez seemed excited and eager to move ahead then today it was back to head in the sand time.Ron's patience in amazing.

[Boo Radley]

If there was only one secret announced that night, its that Fez's new glasses make him look like an emo hipster.

[RonsEvilTwin]

This secret business is really getting old.

I am sure Fez and the show would be much happier if it just got resolved.

Today, was difficult to listen to.

[alabamatrucker]

fez has a secret. he is extra gay and will not come out of the broken down closet

[utriculus!]

I will say that it drives me crazy that he won't just say it.

I want to just call in and pretend to be calling about something relevant then just yell "FEZ WE ALL KNOW YOU ARE GAY JUST SAY THE WORDS IM GAY SO WE CAN MOVE ON"