Man Vs Wild: Should We Just Kill Every Bird And Be Done With It

[lleeder]

On the cover of The Post today they advocate killing all the Canadian Geese to protect planes from anymore threats. Is this an overreaction to an isloated situation or a justified reaction to a plague on our society?

[Gvac]

On the cover of The Post today they advocate killing all the Canadian Geese to protect planes from anymore threats. Is this an overreaction to an isloated situation or a justified reaction to a plague on our society?

I've been advocating this for nearly 4 years. (http://ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=45085)

Birds of prey would be an exception, though.

[jauble]

Im for a goose tazer.

[Knowledged_one]

Im for the geese killing lleeder and his inane polls

[instrument]

you know.....my car has an air intake...thank god honda realized they can't leave it open and at the front of the car to suck birds into.

aren't sherman tanks powered by jet engines, wonder if they occasionally suck a camel into em.

[Snoogans]

Thats good. Humans dont belong in the oceans, lets kill all the sharks. Humans dont belong flying, lets just kill all the birds.


People who are serious about this shit are fuckin retarded. We moved into their place, they didn't come in ours. Remember that

[Knowledged_one]

you know.....my car has an air intake...thank god honda realized they can't leave it open and at the front of the car to suck birds into.

aren't sherman tanks powered by jet engines, wonder if they occasionally suck a camel into em.

you obviously have no idea how jet engines or aerodynamics work

[PanterA]

Thats good. Humans dont belong in the oceans, lets kill all the sharks. Humans dont belong flying, lets just kill all the birds.


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[PanterA]

you obviously have no idea how jet engines or aerodynamics workI think it was a little jokey joke.

[Gvac]

Thats good... lets kill all the sharks.

Amen!

[lleeder]

A shark never sunk my battleship.

[underdog]

A shark never sunk my battleship.

Yet.

[TheMojoPin]

Sharks did 9/11.

Remmber, what was the big story the summer of 2001? That's right...THE CRAZY RISE IN SHARK ATTACKS.

They did it to take the heat off of them.

Fuckers.

[Gvac]

If we keep thinking sharks have 'rights' they'll take to the air, too.

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Fuck those haughty cock suckers.

Someone's got to reign 'em in.

Besides, didn't God give us dominion over all the creatures of the earth? The Bible says so, so it must be true.

[jauble]

I smell another Big Ass Night of Fights. Gvac vs. Any shark that dares enter the ring.

[Snoogans]

http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Sharks/Sharks%20Photos/Megalodon_jaw_Columbia_SC_museum.JPG

imagine if this bitch was still living. MEGALODONS FOR LIFE


YOU ARE A HUMAN. STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN IF YOU ARE SCARED OF SHARKS. STAY OUT OF THE SKY IF YOU ARE SCARED OF BIRDS.

You dont belong there. Things like THIS above do

[Gvac]

I smell another Big Ass Night of Fights. Gvac vs. Any shark that dares enter the ring.

I'll take that fight!

If I win, we pave and chlorinate the oceans.

[Judge Smails]

People who are serious about this shit are fuckin retarded. We moved into their place, they didn't come in ours. Remember that

Wrong. They DID come into ours. I hardly remember ever seeing one when I was a kid.


In recent years, Canada Geese populations in some areas have grown substantially, so much so that many consider them pests (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pest_(organism)) (for their droppings, the bacteria in their droppings, noise and confrontational behavior). This problem is partially due to the removal of natural predators (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Predation) and an abundance of safe, man-made bodies of water (such as on golf courses, public parks and beaches, and in planned communities).

Contrary to its normal migration routine, large flocks of Canada Geese have established permanent residence in the Chesapeake Bay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chesapeake_Bay) and in Virginia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginia)'s James River (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_River_(Virginia)) regions. The parks and golf courses of Scottsdale, Arizona (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottsdale,_Arizona) have an unusually high concentration of permanent Canada geese.


Sure, we made it easier for them to live here, but fuck them. And fuck their federally protected status that says I can't chuck a water bottle at their stupid fucking heads during my son's football practice when his field looks like a shit-strewn minefield. These are not nice little bird dropping either. These things rival a small dog. Now picture hundreds of small dogs just hanging out all day and shitting up a storm.

Fuck them in their dirty, fucking, plane-crashing, shit-holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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[Snoogans]

It wont let me embed the video, so everyone WATCH THIS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a2JpZCcidIw)


all you need to do is watch the first 30 seconds

yea I should add after that opening the video is stupid, they make up a sighting of it. but that was a real shark. AWESOME

[jauble]

I'll take that fight!

If I win, we pave and chlorinate the oceans.

I knew I always loved you for a reason.

[Gvac]

I knew I always loved you for a reason.

I love you too!

And if there's one thing I learned from Ronnie B over the years it's that there is a way to knock out any animal on the planet.

My strategy for the shark? Bob, weave, and dance for the first 2 rounds. Dehydrate him as he chases me around the ring under the lights.

Round 3 he's MINE!

[Snoogans]

Wrong. They DID come into ours. I hardly remember ever seeing one when I was a kid.



Sure, we made it easier for them to live here, but fuck them. And fuck their federally protected status that says I can't chuck a water bottle at their stupid fucking heads during my son's football practice when his field looks like a shit-strewn minefield. These are not nice little bird dropping either. These things rival a small dog. Now picture hundreds of small dogs just hanging out all day and shitting up a storm.

Fuck them in their dirty, fucking, plane-crashing, shit-holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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I dont disagree. but this thread says eliminate all birds. Fuck that.

[jauble]

I love you too!

And if there's one thing I learned from Ronnie B over the years it's that there is a way to knock out any animal on the planet.

My strategy for the shark? Bob, weave, and dance for the first 2 rounds. Dehydrate him as he chases me around the ring under the lights.

Round 3 he's MINE!

I know its dirty and underhanded but I heard if you throw some chum in the corner the shark gets totally distracted. Then you can pound it in the gills and eyes like my survival book suggests.

[Snoogans]

http://photokayak.fit2paddle.com/misc/great-white-shark-kayak.jpg

good luck with that fight Gvac

[MisterSmith]

I smell another Big Ass Night of Fights. Gvac vs. Any shark that dares enter the ring.

So we have Mikeyboy, Eli, and who else? :tongue:


And there is no need to kill all of the Canadian geese - just build a really tall wall that the geese can't fly past.

If we are talking Canadian Geese, the wall would only need to be 9,000 feet high. We can protect our planes and create thousands of much needed jobs at the same time!

[underdog]

http://www.tellmewhereonearth.com/Web%20Pages/Sharks/Sharks%20Photos/Megalodon_jaw_Columbia_SC_museum.JPG

Is that you in the picture?


YOU ARE A HUMAN. STAY OUT OF THE OCEAN IF YOU ARE SCARED OF SHARKS. STAY OUT OF THE SKY IF YOU ARE SCARED OF BIRDS.

You dont belong there. Things like THIS above do

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/171/roflbotcq1vdo1.jpg

[TheMojoPin]

I'll take that fight!

If I win, we pave and chlorinate the oceans.

Gvac vs. a shark:

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[jauble]

If we are talking Canadian Geese, the wall would only need to be 9,000 feet high. We can protect our planes and create thousands of much needed jobs at the same time!

So who new MS was a pinko commie socialist? I bet you would like to have the government get rid of post counts too?

[Gvac]

http://photokayak.fit2paddle.com/misc/great-white-shark-kayak.jpg

good luck with that fight Gvac

It's gonna be on my home turf, not his.

They ain't so tough in the ring.

[TheMojoPin]

This dog is our greatest hero:

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[Snoogans]

yea thats me in that picture. I also caught the shark whose jaws those were with my bare hands


This is a map of where great white sharks live. The blue is where they are. Looks like you pissed em off Gvac. They are waiting for you to step in. The water is nice

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/03/Carcharodon_carcharias_distmap_2.png

[underdog]

This is a map of where great white sharks live. The blue is where they are. Looks like you pissed em off Gvac. They are waiting for you to step in. The water is nice

I think I'd rather deal with sharks than the sharkless western coast of Africa.

[Judge Smails]

Gvac vs. a shark:


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Move over Industrial Light & Magic. That is some cutting edge effects right there. The likes of which I haven't seen since The Far Out Space Nuts went off the air.

[TheMojoPin]

Sure, we made it easier for them to live here, but fuck them. And fuck their federally protected status that says I can't chuck a water bottle at their stupid fucking heads during my son's football practice when his field looks like a shit-strewn minefield. These are not nice little bird dropping either. These things rival a small dog. Now picture hundreds of small dogs just hanging out all day and shitting up a storm.

Fuck them in their dirty, fucking, plane-crashing, shit-holes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck you in your kid hole for letting your kids playing on their shit field.

[jauble]

This dog is our greatest hero:

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Ok that dog may be the most bad ass dog ever. Most animals bring in dead birds, this one brings in a shark...and its adorable.

[jauble]

I think I'd rather deal with sharks than the sharkless western coast of Africa.

I heard the sharks made a deal with the pirates for territory.

[Snoogans]

big deal, its just a reef shark, and obviously it was already exhausted from being realed in. This dog is a pussy. Go catch a shark dog. Anyone can drag in one thats already been caught. He is no better than that shitty dog in Duckhunt

[Snoogans]

I heard the sharks made a deal with the pirates for territory.

its actually cause the water is too warm, same with the brazil coast and norther australia

[TheMojoPin]

its actually cause the water is too warm, same with the brazil coast and norther australia

What are you, some kind of shark-lover?

[led37zep]

big deal, its just a reef shark, and obviously it was already exhausted from being realed in. This dog is a pussy. Go catch a shark dog. Anyone can drag in one thats already been caught. He is no better than that shitty dog in Duckhunt


In that dogs defense he was created by Japanese animators.

[Gvac]

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[Snoogans]

What are you, some kind of shark-lover?

Sharks rule

Dont worry underdog, if you move to a great white free area, you get bull sharks:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Carcharhinus_leucus_distmap.png

they even go in rivers and shit

[MisterSmith]

So who new MS was a pinko commie socialist? I bet you would like to have the government get rid of post counts too?

I prefer to think of myself as a visionary realist.


And post counts do help to create an artificial hierarchy of posters where we should all really be proletariat brothers... I mean Ron & Fez fans.

[jauble]

its actually cause the water is too warm, same with the brazil coast and norther australia

Oooh literal Snoogans

[jauble]

great white free area

Newark?

[Snoogans]

Newark?

they got a few whites there.....Forest hill and by the colleges

[TheMojoPin]

Fear the ferocious battlecry of the shark:

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[underdog]

Sharks rule

Dont worry underdog, if you move to a great white free area, you get bull sharks:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4e/Carcharhinus_leucus_distmap.png

they even go in rivers and shit

Do sharks not go into deep water or something?

Also, I think the least of my worries if I were swimming down the Amazon would be sharks.

[Snoogans]

Do sharks not go into deep water or something?

Also, I think the least of my worries if I were swimming down the Amazon would be sharks.

im sure they do in migrating, but they need to eat alot. And most of their food stays closer to the coasts and in shallower waters over the continental shelves

and it was a bullshark that ate those 3 kids in the river in NJ in like 1930 or whatever

[Gvac]

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I rest my case.

[TheMojoPin]

im sure they do in migrating, but they need to eat alot. And most of their food stays closer to the coasts and in shallower waters over the continental shelves

and it was a bullshark that ate those 3 kids in the river in NJ in like 1930 or whatever

Bulls are scary, because they can go from saltwater to freshwater. They've been found waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up the Mississippi.

[jauble]

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I rest my case.

Which brings me to my next point. What was up with Robin's boots?

[MisterSmith]

Bulls are scary, because they can go from saltwater to freshwater. They've been found waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay up the Mississippi.

Insert Jim Norton cuckold joke here.

[Snoogans]

Watch out underdog:
The bull shark is common in the coastal areas of warm oceans, in rivers and lakes, and occasionally streams if they are deep enough in both salt and fresh water. It is found to a depth of 150 m, but does not usually swim deeper than 30 m.[6] In the Atlantic it is found from Massachusetts to southern Brazil

Many scientists agree that since bull sharks often dwell in shallow waters, they may be more dangerous to humans than any other species of sharks,[1] and that they join tiger sharks and great white sharks as the three shark species most likely to attack humans.[2]
,

[Snoogans]

The shark has been reported 4,000 km (2,220 mi) up the Amazon River at Iquitos in Peru,[7] and has been found as far up the Mississippi River as Illinois and Missouri. It is also found in the fresh water Lake Nicaragua, and in the Ganges and Brahmaputra rivers of West Bengal and Assam in eastern India and adjoining Bangladesh. It can live in almost any water including water with a high salt content as in St. Lucia Estuary in South Africa. After Hurricane Katrina hit in 2005, a large number of bull sharks were sighted in Lake Ponchartrain

[Snoogans]

Coming for that fight Gvac:

Until the 1970s, researchers thought the sharks in Lake Nicaragua were a separate species because there was no way for the sharks to move in or out. It was discovered that they were jumping along the rapids just like salmon. Bull sharks tagged inside the lake were later caught in the open ocean

[Gvac]

Alright...we're getting off topic. KILL THE GEESE!!!

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[underdog]

Watch out underdog:

If you think I'm swimming in the ocean off the coast of Massachusetts, you're crazy.

[Furtherman]

http://www.edp24.co.uk/norfolk/assets/images/dynamicfeed/nichollsm20090518202613.jpg

Hey, that really is being a Silly Goose!

Stunning picture of bird's amazing upside-down flight (http://www.edp24.co.uk/content/edp24/news/story.aspx?brand=EDPOnline&category=News&tBrand=EDPOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=NOED18%20May%202009%2020%3A15%3A30%3A080)

[TripleSkeet]

So the 2 problems I see in this thread are keeping planes safe, and sharks. Oh boy, looks like things are gonna get worse....
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[boosterp]

Thats good. Humans dont belong in the oceans, lets kill all the sharks. Humans dont belong flying, lets just kill all the birds.


People who are serious about this shit are fuckin retarded. We moved into their place, they didn't come in ours. Remember that

:thumbup:

[khaxzan]

Listen,

we should kill the gooses like the muslims do. They pray, and pet the bird before killing it.

Rather than SUCK out the blood like the vultures you people are, GO and eat the geese meat, but kill the bird that's male and not pregnant, fuck it, just eat the eggs too. :furious:

[SatCam]

http://www.edp24.co.uk/norfolk/assets/images/dynamicfeed/nichollsm20090518202613.jpg

Hey, that really is being a Silly Goose!

Stunning picture of bird's amazing upside-down flight (http://www.edp24.co.uk/content/edp24/news/story.aspx?brand=EDPOnline&category=News&tBrand=EDPOnline&tCategory=xDefault&itemid=NOED18%20May%202009%2020%3A15%3A30%3A080)

looks fake

[Furtherman]

looks fake

Psst... read the story!