Can a Woman Be a Count?

[Reephdweller]

Usually Counts like Chocula or Dracula are men. Can a woman also be a Count?

[PerryWinkle]

no


i believe they are called "countess"

[Don Stugots]

a woman would be a countess.

[furie]

yes, it's countess

[Jujubees2]

Umm, I think most women don't like being called that.

Oh, you said Count. My bad

[Tenbatsuzen]

Goddamn rich Count. I kill rich counts.

[BlackSpider]

Yes,
They just spell it without the "O"...

[Reephdweller]

Goddamn rich Count. I kill rich counts.



:lol:

[disneyspy]

countessa chocula gives captain crunch boo berries

[spot]

http://sportsblogs.latimes.com/sports_baseball_dodgers/images/2008/05/07/the_count.jpg

[biozombie]

Countess Elizabeth Bathory was a delightful lady from what I've read...

[MacVittie]

There's only one real Count.

http://westudymedia.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/basie.jpg

[lleeder]

:lol:

[stormy1065]

i was gonna say yes but i just read the thread title again........oops.i was seeing things:innocent:

[sr71blackbird]

I thought it said "cunt" ......

[STC-Dub]

I think if she gets a sex change she could be a Count but no longer the count without the "o".

[Reephdweller]

Below is the cover to one of my favorite XXX titles ever FRESHness CoUNTS where letters are greyed out to display Fresh Cunts, makes me laugh every time I see the box cover.

NSFW
http://www.mrgoo.com/front/8929/F-02726.jpg

[lleeder]

This thread doesn't have enough cunt jokes.:dry:

[GreatAmericanZero]

This thread doesn't have enough cunt jokes.:dry:

call fred