Gather Round For This Horror Story

[lleeder]

If you were at the party saturday night you can avoid reading this thread. This for all those that missed the awful tale I am here to tell.

I went to the bathroom and was pissing next to a young asian twink. He and I both washed our hands and he was drying his as I waited to get a towel. He mumbled something to me in a low voice and I asked him to repeat what he had just said. "I said you have a huge cock" he replied. I responded "Thank You" and causually walked out of the bathroom. It was creepy.

[Marc with a c]

how is that a bad story?

[disneyspy]

well that was polite,how was your studio visit?

[brettmojo]

You really can't take a compliment can you?

[Marc with a c]

also don't think to highly of your hang low, he was a chinaman.

[OGC]

Liar

[lleeder]

also don't think to highly of your hang low, he was a chinaman.

I'm sure he's seen more cocks than mine and his.

[Marc with a c]

I'm sure he's seen more cocks than mine and his.

maybe, but you know he didn't get a good look at them.

[~Katja~]

how is that a bad story?

it came from an asian twink... so his cock is really just about average

[disneyspy]

what he actually said was "i read you have a rooge rock",lleeder just told himself the guy was an asian twink

[Marc with a c]

bronx johnny's story was better.

[IamFogHat]

Was it the same guy who told Bronx Johnny he had a beautiful penis?

[Marc with a c]

Was it the same guy who told Bronx Johnny he had a beautiful penis?

lol

forgot about that

[lleeder]

bronx johnny's story was better.

I can't be knocking out asian twinks at the Crowe's Nest. Its not filthy Bar 9 we're talking about.

[Gvac]

I was eagerly awaiting the telling of this story on air today. Did you chicken out?

[Marc with a c]

I can't be knocking out asian twinks at the Crowe's Nest. Its not filthy Bar 9 we're talking about.

it was mcfaddens tiger beat.

[lleeder]

I was eagerly awaiting the telling of this story on air today. Did you chicken out?

I never was given a chance to tell it. I didn't know how to go about saying to someone I think I have a story for the air. Dave told me saturday to save whatever I was gonna say for monday but he never asked me about it today.

[lleeder]

it was mcfaddens tiger beat.

same shit.

[djjd]

isn't asian twink kind of redundant

i'm guessing there aren't a lot of asian bears, outside of pandas of course

[AngryAsianGuy]

For the record, I said "You're as dumb as a rock".

And if you call me a twink again I'll Pearl Harbor your sorry ass.

[Don Stugots]

he was being sarcastic.

[DolaMight]

You should have dougiebrootal'd his ass right there in the stall. Teach him some etiquette. Fall on this sword one time.

[PanterA]

yeah, prove it.

[TheMojoPin]

Gee, what a subtle way to brag about your giant schlong.

[PapaBear]

Things always look larger than they really are to little Asian guys.

[jennysmurf]

yeah, prove it.

I was gonna say useless without pics, but I think PanterA already did. Strange coming from a guy though...:unsure:

[DolaMight]

so I'm at the doctor's the other day and the doctor asks me to drop my pants and cough, so I oblige and cough, but the doctor says slow down I need two hands here, in all my years I've never had to deal with such large genitalia.

I thought that was an inappropriate thing to say and considered starting a thread about it but I didn't remember till now. True story. Was it inappropriate?

[west milly Tom]

If you were at the party saturday night you can avoid reading this thread. This for all those that missed the awful tale I am here to tell.

I went to the bathroom and was pissing next to a young asian twink. He and I both washed our hands and he was drying his as I waited to get a towel. He mumbled something to me in a low voice and I asked him to repeat what he had just said. "I said you have a huge cock" he replied. I responded "Thank You" and causually walked out of the bathroom. It was creepy.



I had my own run in with this gentleman. He was sitting with a chic who's hooters were fully on display, at the bar twords the door. Before I ever heard him speak I was caught red handed checking out the goods. He said to me, "you've got great boobs too". I was relieved and a bit intrigued. Immediately bought him a drink.

[PanterA]

I was gonna say useless without pics, but I think PanterA already did. Strange coming from a guy though...:unsure:it's for research purposes only of course...

[ToiletCrusher]

I would appreciate someone saying they enjoyed the goods that they just took a look at. Nothing wrong with that.

[PanterA]

I dont know what's creepier, the fact that the Asian man was looking at lleeders cock, or that lleeder was sporting wood in the mens room.

[lleeder]

I dont know what's creepier, the fact that the Asian man was looking at lleeders cock, or that lleeder was sporting wood in the mens room.

It wasn't hard.

[west milly Tom]

I dont know what's creepier, the fact that the Asian man was looking at lleeders cock, or that lleeder was sporting wood in the mens room.



He was hanging out in there all night.

[TheMojoPin]

It wasn't hard.

So it's easy for you to pop a boner in the men's room, we get it...QUIT BRAGGING.

[Dude!]

so all that crap in your hair
was actually chink jizz?

[drusilla]

He was hanging out in there all night.

i didn't notice him in there too

[west milly Tom]

i didn't notice him in there too



You should have looked in the stall.

[drusilla]

damned divider

[west milly Tom]

damned divider


Damned remainder.

[Marc with a c]

damned prude

[TheMojoPin]

Gather 'round for this HOT story.

[Dougie Brootal]

have you learned nothing from my harrowing tales????????