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hepReggaeKitten
01-02-2002, 07:26 AM
in no particular order -

1. smart people. intelligence is supreme to the max. i can't stand dating people who haven't voluntarily picked up a good book in their lifetime.

2. funny people. witty, sarcastic, i love it all.

3. big hands. i don't know why. they're a symbol of protection, i think. holding hands with someone whose palm is bigger than my whole hand is so swoonalicious. hehehe.

4. cooking skills. the way to my heart is via my stomach. and no, i am not fat.

5. good taste in music. ska, reggae, rock and roll, jazz, etc. *shrug*

6. articulate. people who use the term "shorty" as a term of endearment on a regular basis should be kicked in the face.

there's more, but i just wanted to start this one off.

xoxo-
suzanne

"i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul..." yes, that is a radiohead quote, thank you for taking notice.

fatty
01-02-2002, 09:49 AM
oh she's defintely a fatty

it's true,
it's damn true!

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Zipgun
01-02-2002, 11:24 AM
Nah, she's not fat, but I'd say not a tall girl based on that "shorty" statement.


Ok, some turn-ons.

1. Women that wear glasses.
2. A woman hanging around the house in a tank top and pajama bottoms.
3. Her wearing my clothes.
4. A tiny bump in the bridge of her nose.
5. If she gets some bizarre reference I drop and has one to give back.
6. An impressively intelligent woman.
7. Wearing no, or very little makeup.
8. If she has good taste in music, and actually knows something about it, not just various different songs on the radio.
9. Women that are musicians.
10. Independance.

I could've went on, but I figured this was one of those "list ten things" type deals.


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spoon
01-02-2002, 01:39 PM
funnel cakes and pooper scoopers


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Cya!

CYYYFYYY
01-02-2002, 02:40 PM
1. The Feamle MUST be Smart
2. I like it when they are
agressive...........


David the Franchize
Everyone Loves CYYYFYYY

JustinR
01-02-2002, 02:42 PM
there's more, but i just wanted to start this one off.



I guess I meet all those qualities.

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zathrus
01-02-2002, 03:07 PM
The following things in a
man turn me on.
1. intelligence
2. sensativity
3. sense of humor
4. big hands (they also
give me a sense of
protection)
5. the ability to just hold
me when i need to cry


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Supervixen
01-02-2002, 03:35 PM
wow skid, based on your
statements youd looooovveee me

my turn ons are pretty much
the same as yours hep.
big hands for me too, also
arms, i like arms I have no
idea why.

also:
intelligence
thoughtfulness
observantness
sweetness
I like sarcastic humor too
things of that nature

heres a turn OFF *a big one
here* if you go somewhere with
a girl do NOT talk to any
other girls there!!!

another turn off is stupid


**Walked through the flame
with this pain in my eyes, May
the fire in my eyes lite my
way for me **ETOWN**

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what i have in my heart i take
to my grave *ha

Zipgun
01-02-2002, 04:09 PM
Sorry Baby Anna, er um...Supervixen, but I'm pretty far from straight edge, so, I doubt you'd feel the same.

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sexy bastard
01-02-2002, 07:09 PM
hmmm long hair putting her hair over one should in front iof her face, eyes, beautiful smile that melts my heart, sense of humor is a definate, intelligent and a good heart,
<sigh> where are those women
=(

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

hepReggaeKitten
01-02-2002, 07:13 PM
i am not fat. hmph. i am not that short either, i am 5'4" and i weigh in at a whooping one hundred and twenty pounds.

musical talent is a double plus, i forgot to add that. but not someone who is some "music theory" snob. i don't give an owl's hoot if something is musically incorrect, i just care if it is aesthetically pleasing.

skidmark, we should hang out. i am the queen of tank tops and pajama bottoms. why? because i am too lazy to get dressed and i prefer books to people, thusly leaving me sitting home many a night.

xoxo
suzanne



"i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul..." yes, that is a radiohead quote, thank you for taking notice.

Doogie
01-02-2002, 07:16 PM
1) I like it when the girl has long hair, but not in any particular style...
2) A woman who takes care of herself, has nice little belly
3) when I walk in and she says "can we have sex??" (had that type of girl once in life and let that go, idiot!!)
4) when she is not afraid to defend herself or me, but knows when to draw the line between defense and belligerence
5) when we can fall asleep next to each other and wake up and just roll around for a morning tussle
6) Short shorts, ohhh man what is like Wringling Bros in my pants when I see girls wearing that
7) Brown or Green eyes!!
8) when a girl curls up on my arm when we are watching TV or driving somewhere
9) use of dirty talk during sex (BIG time)


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Christy
01-02-2002, 07:34 PM
NO Joke --- GVAC's voice! ;-)

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Drysacks
01-02-2002, 07:44 PM
1) A great sense of humor.
2) great flair for cooking
3) A sexy voice (Sweet Melissa)

hey! Chuckles

sexy bastard
01-02-2002, 07:58 PM
oooh sweet melissas voice is the sexiest no question there
she can say hello and boy is there wood
lol


the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

Ants In My Pants
01-02-2002, 08:22 PM
I guess I meet all those qualities.Sounds good, Lent. Pick me up at 8pm. ;-)

spoon
01-02-2002, 10:19 PM
You people are kidding yourselves! I know someone out there has the same turn ons as me. I forgot to mention the letter Q. <--SEXY!

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Cya!

Supervixen
01-02-2002, 10:35 PM
its true that im straight edge
but I was just wondering where
you got that from cause I
didnt remember writing it
anywhere.

but on the topic, i date guys
who drink all the time. the
only i hate is when they
become drunk and incoherent
and stupid. emphesis on


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with this pain in my eyes, May
the fire in my eyes lite my
way for me **ETOWN**

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what i have in my heart i take
to my grave *ha

NurseMira
01-03-2002, 12:13 AM
I think it's a turn-on when someone listens to you and remembers the little things....nothing special....just treat me like a lady :-)

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Zipgun
01-03-2002, 08:24 AM
its true that im straight edge
but I was just wondering where
you got that from cause I
didnt remember writing it
anywhere.

Supervixen-Not to hard to find out since the link to your page is in your profile. And I'm glad to hear you're not snobby about it for other people, and I respect that as a choice you made for yourself.



skidmark, we should hang out. i am the queen of tank tops and pajama bottoms. why? because i am too lazy to get dressed and i prefer books to people, thusly leaving me sitting home many a night.

Kitten (cuz hep still sounds icky)-Well, I'll tell you what, next "get together" thing that happens, go to it, and we'll get to meet then. As much as similarities in turn on's are nice, there's definitely gotta be chemistry also. But I'd be happy to meet up with ya.

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This message was edited by skidmark on 1-3-02 @ 12:29 PM

Havenostaples
01-03-2002, 12:20 PM
For me when I look at a girl the biggest thing is her eyes and smile. Sarcasm always a plus!

Supervixen
01-03-2002, 07:32 PM
Skid- Thanks alot. I really
appreciate that because alot
of people see sxe as a violent
thing and they stereotype
right away. I get alot of
"oh.. your sxe? oh.. too
bad.." that makes me not
really happy.

I tried to put your quote in
my message but I cant figure
out how to do this! Its been
awhile and it all looks
different for s


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what i have in my heart i take to my grave *ha

TLM
01-03-2002, 08:05 PM
Well there's two types of turn ons for me... the nice warm fuzzy kind and the let's get naked NOW!!!
I like a smile while she is looking at me, sometimes just a light touch on the arm or back.
I also like it when the girl just attacks me and rips my clothes off. NICE!

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sexy bastard
01-03-2002, 09:44 PM
another big turn on is kissing a woman all over her body aqnd taking time to let my mought introduce itself to her um um "area"i can camp out there for a couple of days...oh wait my turn ons i thought it was her turn ons lol

the epitame of masculinity (yeah right)

gone
01-06-2002, 11:01 AM
my biggest is:
1)a preppy boy
2)being petted.. i love the attention
3)humor.. thats like number one.. i could never be with someone who cant laugh
4)ag
5)someone romantic. someone who appreciates the little things.. like ferries and sunsets ;)
6)someone who takes charge. i love being with someone in control. i dont know what it is.. maybe cause i hate making decisions
7) oh and anal
thanks buh bye


BOOYA

GaryWyze
01-06-2002, 01:38 PM
<font color=purple>She loves to laugh, even when it's at herself.

She's kind & caring, yet will tell me when I'm being an asshole (which, incredibly, does happen from time to time).

She's sweet, yet sexy. Not necessarily in the way she dresses, but more in the way she carries herself.

She's smart and ambitious, but puts family first.

She's about 5'4", great ass, and C-cup breast with a good nipple-to-areola ratio.

The nipples are pink, very pink.

When on the back of my bike, I can feel her tits rubbing up against me.

The eyes are blue, the complexion fair.

She'll wake me up with a blowjob and will fall asleep in my arms.

Sex is something she doesn't engage in capriciously, but rather only with someone she really cares about.

She doesn't curse excessively, always has polished nails and gets a little choked up when Frosty melts, even if he is made of magic x-mas snow and will come back to life at the very 1st kiss of winter's wind.

Her skin is smooth and soft, her hair at least shoulder length and always smells like fresh flowers and the rain.

The voice is cute and distinctive, as is her giggle.

She's extremely orgasmic and gets very wet.

She wear lots of pink, baby blue and denim.

She looks awesome in hip-hugger jeans and a cut-off tee shirt.

She loves soft, sweet kisses that last for four days.

In short, and most of all, she's got that <i>cute</i> thing happening, big time.... and, of course, the great ass ;-)

A girl need not have all of these things to majorly turn me on, but hey, they don't hurt</font>

hepReggaeKitten
01-06-2002, 02:17 PM
"oh and anal."

that is the best thing i've read in my not-even-a-week's existence on this board. i just choked on my ginger ale. hahahahaha =p

"i want a perfect body, i want a perfect soul..." yes, that is a radiohead quote, thank you for taking notice.

ag
01-06-2002, 05:00 PM
1.Personalitly
2.Likes Ron and Fez and O and A
3.Laughs at my bad jokes
4.Doesnt snore , and if she does I can tap her and she'll stop the rest of the night
5.Apreciates the small things Like Ferries=);-)
6.Cudling, I love to cudle!
7.Anal........ I guess somethings are worth trying once ;-) Even things in On a train;-);-);-)


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This message was edited by ag1247 on 1-6-02 @ 9:08 PM

gone
01-07-2002, 11:18 AM
hep.. lol anything for a laugh :)
ag.. I WAS SICK!!! i dont snore all the time!!


BOOYA

Pootertoot
01-07-2002, 01:33 PM
She has a broken rape whistle.

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