Be A Douchebag...Politely!

[KnoxHarrington]

A Twitter message I got pointed me in the direction of this site: http://www.nicecritic.com/ , billed as "The anonymous way to send a nice message."

So what is the point of this site? Well, you can use it to send people -- coworkers, fellow students, neighbors, whoever -- "helpful suggestions" on how they can stop being such lowlife motherfuckers in your eyes. Here's a sampling:

In the "Personal Hygiene" section:
"Washing your hands after using the restroom is a wonderful way to not spread germs."
"You might want to double check that no unwanted hairs are poking out of your shirt."
"A breath mint would be beneficial today."
"Please consider trimming some nose hair."

And from General Behavior:
"You may not realize that you chew and pop your gum quite loudly, which can be distracting."

And my favorite, from "Appearance":
"You have a noticeable post-bathroom stain."

This site just enrages me. It's a site for busybodies who are too damn pussy to actually say something to someone. Douchebags who haven't learned that other human beings aren't perfect, and hold on to these little resentments like prizes, enjoying being constantly pissed at how everyone has faults except them. If something is a real problem, fucking bring it up. Or shut the fuck up.

Besides, if you got a message from this, wouldn't you probably have a pretty damn good idea who sent it?

[jennysmurf]

If I got a message from here, I'd be mortified. And angry, very, very angry.:furious:

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

The word 'Twitter' just gives me the douche chills.

[Slumbag]

What a load of sissy fucking nonsense.
Just tell the person they smell awful.

[jauble]

I thought this was a gvac thread about the fred from brooklyn thread.

[nukinfuts]

I am going to start sending these randomly to my coworkers and my boyfriend.I am generally very direct but this is a great way to fuck with people. What the hell is a noticeable bathroom stain? I would have more respect for someone if they just told me to have a mint or told me to my face that my skirt was tucked into my panties. Jesus by the time the polite anonymous comment got to me I could have walked around for several minutes with my ass hanging out. Thank you for the arsenal to do evil with something I am sure that the creators meant to be a good thing for those nonconfrontational weenies of the world.

[epo]

If I got a message from here, I'd be mortified. And angry, very, very angry.:furious:

Am I reading this right that you want me to send you a message there?

[PanterA]

I thought this was a gvac thread about the fred from brooklyn thread.ditto. :unsure:

[JustJon]

I like Post Secret better.

[drjoek]

Wasn't this what the thread tags were before they limited them?