Shirley Phelps Roper > Fez's shrink [Archive]

K.C.

01-22-2009, 04:52 PM

Shirley outed Fez in all of about 10 seconds today, and even gave Fez the rationale for why he should be proud of it.

This nut accomplished in mere seconds, what Fez's shrink hasn't accomplished over the three years or so she's been stealing the confederate money out of Fez's ironclad wallet.

Oh, and I hope Ronnie gets those press releases out to all the different churches...wouldn't want another mix up like today.

disneyspy

01-22-2009, 04:56 PM

agrreed,fez can be happy hes not a jew or has been married twice

Drunky McBetidont

01-22-2009, 04:58 PM

she really sounded like it is all crumbling around her. oddly, one of her best call ins today.

K.C.

01-22-2009, 05:00 PM

agrreed,fez can be happy hes not a jew or has been married twice

I learned today:
gay > catholic = muslim = hindu = buddhist > jew > Obama

Shirley better watch it. She could be tagged as a fag-enabler with all the people she considers worse.

ToiletCrusher

01-22-2009, 05:04 PM

So, as long as fez doesn't fornicate and then stop fornicating with a partner only to fornicate with another partner, he's ok?

Is fez safe because he also can't marry? He would never need to worry about divorce.

hexy68

01-22-2009, 05:05 PM

i hope fezzie's parents were listening..shirley did what ronnie wanted to do Sat. night...

...like they don't already know :tongue:

Marc with a c

01-22-2009, 05:09 PM

at one point during that interview i wanted to fuck her.

hexy68

01-22-2009, 05:20 PM

at one point during that interview i wanted to fuck her.

you obviously haven't seen her my friend

K.C.

01-22-2009, 05:20 PM

you obviously haven't seen her my friend

Agreed.

I wanted to fuck her through the entire interview.

Ranamanahana

01-22-2009, 05:33 PM

at one point during that interview i wanted to fuck her.

...really

I can't imange effing that creature...

...NO MATTER HOW BAD I WANTED TO!

~Katja~

01-22-2009, 05:36 PM

you obviously haven't seen her my friend

now he has

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/325607549_d647998875.jpg

yojimbo7248

01-22-2009, 05:38 PM

Shirley was the best today. What did she accuse Ron of? Divorcing his first wife so he could have sex with men?

GreatAmericanZero

01-22-2009, 05:42 PM

i really really thought that Fez was going to let out his secret at that point. It wouldve been the perfect moment. He always says he looks for the perfect moment and it passed today. poor fez

Marc with a c

01-22-2009, 05:47 PM

Shirley was the best today. What did she accuse Ron of? Divorcing his first wife so he could have sex with men?

yes, and it was hilarious.

sailor

01-22-2009, 05:48 PM

at one point during that interview i wanted to fuck her.

her girls are angry little hotties.

Marc with a c

01-22-2009, 05:49 PM

I learned today:
gay > catholic = muslim = hindu = buddhist > jew > Obama

you left out sweden. the swedish are below obama.

Gvac

01-22-2009, 05:49 PM

Did you hear her say that nothing is taboo in the bed of married couples?

I bet she's an absolute freak!

So fuckin' hot.

And a voice like an angel, too.

KojiClutch

01-22-2009, 05:50 PM

As much as I want Mrs. Phelps Roper dead, God was I entertained today when she was on the show.

Gvac

01-22-2009, 05:53 PM

GodHatesSweden.com (http://www.godhatessweden.com/) has a great video of Shirley and crew doing "God Hates The World" a la "We Are The World."

It's awesome.

Marc with a c

01-22-2009, 05:58 PM

i wish i was able to have a spiritual advisor as spectacular as shirley.

yojimbo7248

01-22-2009, 06:01 PM

i wish i was able to have a spiritual advisor as spectacular as shirley.

as a ron&fez listener, I do claim her as a spiritual advisor. musical consultant, too.

sailor

01-22-2009, 06:01 PM

yes, and it was hilarious.

that two minutes when ron was saying it was a half-a-fag show was the funniest thing i've heard in quite a while.

Marc with a c

01-22-2009, 06:03 PM

that two minutes when ron was saying it was a half-a-fag show was the funniest thing i've heard in quite a while.

i started tearing up. i can't remember laughing that hard at that fag show in a long time.

IMSlacker

01-22-2009, 06:05 PM

GodHatesSweden.com (http://www.godhatessweden.com/) has a great video of Shirley and crew doing "God Hates The World" a la "We Are The World."

It's awesome.

I think I've found a new sig pic.

http://i148.photobucket.com/albums/s25/IMSlacker/godhatessweeden.jpg

disneyspy

01-22-2009, 06:06 PM

i was watchin on the hearustalk cam and the boyz were movin away from the mics they were laughin so hard,it was finally a payoff for us listeners that have put up with her calls

sailor

01-22-2009, 07:18 PM

i started tearing up. i can't remember laughing that hard at that fag show in a long time.

loved when she would say things like "i can hear the fag in his voice" and ron would yell "me too!!"

can someone work up a quick transcript of the call?

CofyCrakCocaine

01-22-2009, 07:52 PM

now he has

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/325607549_d647998875.jpg

She looks like that school teacher after the challenger explosion

underdog

01-22-2009, 08:11 PM

Holy shit, that was the best Shirley Phelps Roper appearance yet.

I love this half a fag show.

jlehane3

01-22-2009, 09:08 PM

She's madonna compared to the Tainted Jesus woman from 2 years ago from TV and Youtube with the giant gaptooth. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigTaintedFezHeartGodWarriorreduced.jpg Lets get our lunatic "spread for the Lord" mental giants straight. Tammy Faye Baker was a centerfold compared to these 2 pikers. Ok welllll that LAST YEAR was rough What a MESSner !!! The Bride of the Bearded Joker LOL http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a45/JLehane/TammyFayeBaker.jpg

meanmrbill

01-22-2009, 09:28 PM

now he has

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/139/325607549_d647998875.jpg

Wow. She looks EXACTLY like I thought she would.

Slumbag

01-22-2009, 10:30 PM

She's madonna compared to the Tainted Jesus woman from 2 years ago from TV and Youtube with the giant gaptooth. http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a65/j3lehane/BigTaintedFezHeartGodWarriorreduced.jpg

Don't talk about Sue like that.
http://i.d.com.com/i/lumiere/2005/11/02/7673-7673-20051102_172553-320x240.jpg
:lol:

Sue_Bender

01-22-2009, 10:42 PM

Don't talk about Sue like that.
http://i.d.com.com/i/lumiere/2005/11/02/7673-7673-20051102_172553-320x240.jpg
:lol:

SLUMBAG!! I'm surprised at you!

You didn't "mind the gap"...

when I was sucking your feeble little nut through it. :glurps:

Slumbag

01-22-2009, 10:49 PM

SLUMBAG!! I'm surprised at you!

You didn't "mind the gap"...

when I was sucking your feeble little nut through it. :glurps:

Excuse me. I need to call my mother.

And tell her I met my future wife. :wub:

PanterA

01-23-2009, 08:03 AM

This is from Pestz4Evah's youtube channel (http://www.youtube.com/user/Pestz4Evah). Which is the best going youtube channel for everything 202 and 197!

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