Vegetarians are my least favorite minority group

[lleeder]

I love all minorities but only one really gets on my nerves: vegetarians. They always expect a place to have an option for them and get all pissy when it doesn't. This world isn't made for you don't get mad at us cause you chose a horrible bland path. We have beef and chicken and pork. If we have rice we're gonna sneak some pork or chicken in there. And NO we can't make that with out beef stock. So vegetarians go eat your fake beef and unchicken while we all live a fun flavor filled life. Stay out of our restaurants and remember that mac and cheese has bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

[Gvac]

And fuck their tuna melts too.

[west milly Tom]

I love all minorities but only one really gets on my nerves: vegetarians. They always expect a place to have an option for them and get all pissy when it doesn't. This world isn't made for you don't get mad at us cause you chose a horrible bland path. We have beef and chicken and pork. If we have rice we're gonna sneak some pork or chicken in there. And NO we can't make that with out beef stock. So vegetarians go eat your fake beef and unchicken while we all live a fun flavor filled life. Stay out of our restaurants and remember that mac and cheese has bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.



You are my new board hero. "Thanks for saying what needed to be saaaaid!"

[weekapaugjz]

And fuck their tuna melts too.

vegetarians don't eat tuna.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Randy used to mix ground beef into all of the vegetarian dishes when at New Paltz

I used to giggle when I saw those crappy vegetarians and vegans eat the food


Lleeder let me know when we wage war on them

[TheMojoPin]

And fuck their tuna melts too.

Tuna melts are perfect. I call them the "anti-Gvac."

[ToiletCrusher]

I can't wait to punch a vegetarian in their iceberg lettuce shaped head.

[RingWraith]

I love all minorities but only one really gets on my nerves: vegetarians. They always expect a place to have an option for them and get all pissy when it doesn't. This world isn't made for you don't get mad at us cause you chose a horrible bland path. We have beef and chicken and pork. If we have rice we're gonna sneak some pork or chicken in there. And NO we can't make that with out beef stock. So vegetarians go eat your fake beef and unchicken while we all live a fun flavor filled life. Stay out of our restaurants and remember that mac and cheese has bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.

Preach on dude, PREACH ON!!!

[disneyspy]

and thay wont suck a good fuckstick,well thats what this one chick told me

[west milly Tom]

and thay wont suck a good fuckstick,well thats what this one chick told me


You can still get up at your age?

[disneyspy]

You can still get up at your age?

you sumamamabitch,quit followin me around!!!!

[BlackSpider]

I love all minorities but only one really gets on my nerves: vegetarians. They always expect a place to have an option for them and get all pissy when it doesn't. This world isn't made for you don't get mad at us cause you chose a horrible bland path. We have beef and chicken and pork. If we have rice we're gonna sneak some pork or chicken in there. And NO we can't make that with out beef stock. So vegetarians go eat your fake beef and unchicken while we all live a fun flavor filled life. Stay out of our restaurants and remember that mac and cheese has bacon. Lots and lots of bacon.



I never expect anybody to have food for me.
I don't think it's asking a lot to have 1 option...
It's not a "bland" path,
and I never tried to talk anyone into my lifestyle.
Now you've offended me, and I won't make you any more
fantastic Sigs...

[RoseBlood]

I can't wait to punch a vegetarian in their iceberg lettuce shaped head.
BlackSpider does not have an iceberg lettuce shaped head.

http://pics.livejournal.com/roadrunnerdm/pic/000gqg0w/t9678z

[disneyspy]

I never expect anybody to have food for me.
I don't think it's asking a lot to have 1 option...
It's not a "bland" path,
and I never tried to talk anyone into my lifestyle.
Now you've offended me, and I won't make you any more
fantastic Sigs...

go eat some rice

[~Katja~]

I never expect anybody to have food for me.
I don't think it's asking a lot to have 1 option...
It's not a "bland" path,
and I never tried to talk anyone into my lifestyle.
Now you've offended me, and I won't make you any more
fantastic Sigs...

I can confirm... he ate the non chili part of my nachos...

I am not a vegetarian but prefer vegetarian meals whenever I have a choice... it just taste better to me. I don't enjoy the texture of most meats. (and not the flavor either)

[west milly Tom]

I can confirm... he ate the non chili part of my nachos...

I am not a vegetarian but prefer vegetarian meals whenever I have a choice... it just taste better to me. I don't enjoy the texture of most meats. (and not the flavor either)



Why is this post so hot?

[RoseBlood]

I never expect anybody to have food for me.
I don't think it's asking a lot to have 1 option...
It's not a "bland" path,
and I never tried to talk anyone into my lifestyle.
Now you've offended me, and I won't make you any more
fantastic Sigs...
Yup, my cousin has been a vegetarian since age 11. She's selfish and demanding but not when it comes to food. She's always been very tolerant of other peoples dieting choices and never once expected people to cater to her vegetarian diet.


I am not a vegetarian but prefer vegetarian meals whenever I have a choice... it just taste better to me. I don't enjoy the texture of most meats. (and not the flavor either)
You just described myself. :smile:

[jetdog]

Randy used to mix ground beef into all of the vegetarian dishes when at New Paltz

Randy is my new hero...(cue the music....)
Where did he work?

[disneyspy]

Why is this post so hot?

cuz you think all food talk is hot,tubby

[hammersavage]

I rarely eat beef. I hate the texture of steak and hamburgers. I feel nauseous after I eat them. I can have a small amount of ground beef. That make me a fag, so be it.

[RoseBlood]

I don't eat pork, rarely eat beef, hate veal, lamb and venison.. can eat chicken in limited quantities.. i've toyed with the idea of becoming a full on vegetarian for years.. i think i might just to piss lleeder off. :devil2:

[weekapaugjz]

I don't eat pork, rarely eat beef, hate veal, lamb and venison.. can eat chicken in limited quantities.. i've toyed with the idea of becoming a full on vegetarian for years.. i think i might just to piss lleeder off. :devil2:

you just listed my favorite foods.

[Marc with a c]

the day a vegetarian becomes president i'm leaving the country.

[~Katja~]

I don't eat pork, rarely eat beef, hate veal, lamb and venison.. can eat chicken in limited quantities.. i've toyed with the idea of becoming a full on vegetarian for years.. i think i might just to piss lleeder off. :devil2:

I have thought about it too... especially since Lukas does not like meat either (at home) it would be even easier to pull off as a family thing.

[lleeder]

Everyday I have one of these vegetarians come up to me. Do you have a vege sandwich? Can I get a plain egg on a roll? Is there a soup that has a vegetable stock? No you can't and no it doesn't everything has pork, lots and lots of pork.

[~Katja~]

the day a vegetarian becomes president i'm leaving the country.

close one, they just voted for him

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3006/3084428376_590c826930.jpg

[BlackSpider]

I don't eat pork, rarely eat beef, hate veal, lamb and venison.. can eat chicken in limited quantities.. i've toyed with the idea of becoming a full on vegetarian for years.. i think i might just to piss lleeder off. :devil2:

I have thought about it too... especially since Lukas does not like meat either (at home) it would be even easier to pull off as a family thing.



Lets start a cult,
Just the three of us...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

when you deny yourself of bacon, you deny yourself of everything that is good in the world

[Gvac]

Lets start a cult,
Just the three of us...

You really do remind me of myself.


when you deny yourself of bacon, you deny yourself of everything that is good in the world

Hey! Did you hear who hates you?

[Marc with a c]

Randy used to mix ground beef into all of the vegetarian dishes when at New Paltz

that is about as big of a dick move that somebody could possibly do.

[hammersavage]

Say it to his face Marc!

[Marc with a c]

close one, they just voted for him

http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3006/3084428376_590c826930.jpg

they? come on katja. you're better than that.

[King Hippos Bandaid]

You really do remind me of myself.




Hey! Did you hear who hates you?


yes and they will get theirs

[~Katja~]

when you deny yourself of bacon, you deny yourself of everything that is good in the world

never had bacon in my life and have no desire to try it

[underdog]

Besides pork, beef, and chicken, I can't stand meat.

[lleeder]

Who didn't love this scene? (http://pcumeattossing.ytmnd.com/)

[weekapaugjz]

that is about as big of a dick move that somebody could possibly do.

are you enjoying your eggs? then i suggest you wear one of these...

http://images.cafepress.com/product/40845257_240x240_F.jpg

[~Katja~]

they? come on katja. you're better than that.

would have said "we" but I can't vote


(I hope you like the "s I added)

[Marc with a c]

yes and they will get theirs

so you're going to come to every event now?

[hammersavage]

never had bacon in my life and have no desire to try it

Did you put that in the 'things people would be shocked to find out' thread? It really does taste as good as anything could.

[RoseBlood]

yes and they will get theirs

all that bacon grease has made you vengeful :nono:

[King Hippos Bandaid]

Randy is my new hero...(cue the music....)
Where did he work?

He worked in the main cafeteria,

that is about as big of a dick move that somebody could possibly do.


these are the 2 sides, no gray area, either he is a hero or an ass

I thought it was kinda funny, heartless but funny

[hammersavage]

All right Black Bart, now you get yours!

[King Hippos Bandaid]

all that bacon grease has made you vengeful :nono:


vengeful, when someone is a 2 face to me, they must be confronted

[Marc with a c]

these are the 2 sides, no gray area, either he is a hero or an ass

there certainly is two sides, but as we found out this week one side is a bit more crowded than the other.

[~Katja~]

Did you put that in the 'things people would be shocked to find out' thread? It really does taste as good as anything could.

no, its mainly fat crisped or not... its just not something I desire

[Marc with a c]

vengeful, when someone is a 2 face to me, they must be confronted

uh oh. any guesses on how long it takes before hippo starts yelling at dave and his cunt eyes?

[hammersavage]

He does have cunt eyes though, gotta admit.

[barjockey]

I dont like Pedestrians. There I said it.:happy:

[Death Metal Moe]

I know a vegitarian and have known a few over the years. Only problems is eating with them sometimes gets tricky, but pizza really makes everyone but extreme ones that won't eat cheese happy.

[drusilla]

Randy used to mix ground beef into all of the vegetarian dishes when at New Paltz

I used to giggle when I saw those crappy vegetarians and vegans eat the food



that is about as big of a dick move that somebody could possibly do.


my friend was a vegetarian for about 10 years, but then she started craving meat. so i helped to slowly bring it back into her diet. when she first tried to eat steak she was surprised that she didn't get sick like so many do when they go for so long without any meat in their system. then we found out that her mother was sneaking meat into all of her food the entire time.

[JohnGacysCrawlSpace]

Vegans are whiny hippie fagots.

[jennysmurf]

I have to be a vegetarian. Due to family history, I have very high cholesterol, so I can't eat meat or animal products. So for me, it's not really a choice.



edit--Wow! I just brought this thread to a screeching halt, didn't I?

[MobCounty]

Vegetarians are hot.

[PapaBear]

edit--Wow! I just brought this thread to a screeching halt, didn't I?
That's just because we had to switch our mental images of you eating a sausage, to one of you eating a banana. It takes time.

[MobCounty]

I can't wait to punch a vegetarian in their iceberg lettuce shaped head.

http://img.timeinc.net/recipes/i/stock/getty-74598323-vegetarian-l.jpg

[Jujubees2]

As a vegetarian, I never expect anyone to cater to my diet and almost always find something I can eat.

Here are (were) some "famous" vegetarians:

Abraham Lincoln
Anthony Perkins
Bill Walton
Bob Barker
Charles Darwin
Dizzie Gillespie
Ed Asner (wow, could have fooled me)
H.G. Wells
Jamie Lee Curtis
Jeff Beck
Johnny Cash
Killer Kowalski
Mark Twain
Michael Franti
Peter Gabriel
Sir Isac Newton


http://www.happycow.net/famous_vegetarians.html

[biggestmexi]

Vegetarians have a higher possibility of getting fat because they eat more carbs.

fat ass vegans.

[CountryBob]

I dont want to live in a world without ribs, steaks, roasts, chicken legs, hamburgers, hot dogs, sausage, bacon, pork, veal, lamb, fish, ballogna, chicken fried steak, steak fried chicken..............................ahhhhhhhh i could even eat the ass end out of a donkey.

[Jujubees2]

I dont want to live in a world without ribs, steaks, roasts, chicken legs, hamburgers, hot dogs, sausage, bacon, pork, veal, lamb, fish, ballogna, chicken fried steak, steak fried chicken..............................ahhhhhhhh i could even eat the ass end out of a donkey.

If you eat hot dogs, chances are your already have....

[lleeder]

I saw a guy eating a garden salad today. What a cocksmoking queer I thought to myself.

[Suspect Chin]

I saw a guy eating a garden salad today. What a cocksmoking queer I thought to myself.

If he ordered it as an entree, you are right.

[mikeyboy]

Matts living in Long Island are my least favorite minority.

[lleeder]

If he ordered it as an entree, you are right.

Then he returned mac and cheese cause it had bacon in it.

[lleeder]

Matts living in Long Island are my least favorite minority.

I thought Matty lived in Jersey.

[styckx]

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/bigpot6.jpg

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/images/combine6.gif

[Suspect Chin]

I thought Matty lived in Jersey.

Matty came from far away, from New Orleans into the East Bay.

[mikeyboy]

I thought Matty lived in Jersey.

Maybe it's just Matts.

[epo]

Then he returned mac and cheese cause it had bacon in it.

You sure do spend alot of time paying attention to "cocksmoking queers".

Have any secrets you wanna tell us?

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Why hate on vegetarians? Would you say the same thing about someone that had a kosher diet? Why would you even care what choice of food someone wants?

[Suspect Chin]

Would you say the same thing about someone that had a kosher diet?

Yes

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Yes
Let me guess - you want segregated restaurants now too, right? :laugh:

[Suspect Chin]

Let me guess - you want segregated restaurants now too, right? :laugh:

No because then I would have nothing to laugh at while I eat.

[led37zep]

Don't start this thread till you've met a Nazi Native American.


Nothing worse than a drunk racist who calls corn "maze"

[A.J.]

I saw a guy eating a garden salad today. What a cocksmoking queer I thought to myself.

He definitely would have been if it was a tossed salad.

[boosterp]

Who didn't love this scene? (http://pcumeattossing.ytmnd.com/)

Great movie.