View Full Version : Does Anybody Really LIKE Celery?
That stuff is shit...pure filler.
I know people slather shit on there to make it edible, but is it humanly possible to eat celery PLAIN?
I say thee nay!
Awful stuff.
PapaBear
01-22-2009, 07:10 PM
I like it with blue cheese.
And, yes. I like it plain, too.
Chip196
01-22-2009, 07:10 PM
Celery is great in certain things, like a nice chicken salad. But I agree ... terrible plain on it's own.
~Katja~
01-22-2009, 07:10 PM
it's disgusting, not even good in soup.
britneypablo
01-22-2009, 07:10 PM
i ate alot tonight actually...
i went home to visit and there was soup and my mother told me not to eat the chicken out of it so i ate all the celery out of spite
JerseyRich
01-22-2009, 07:11 PM
That stuff is shit...pure filler.
I know people slather shit on there to make it edible, but is it humanly possible to eat celery PLAIN?
I say thee nay!
Awful stuff.
That reminds me of something...
hmmmmmmm. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=76836)
TheMojoPin
01-22-2009, 07:11 PM
Please stop eating.
drusilla
01-22-2009, 07:11 PM
raw dipped in french onion dip, or a creamy italian dressing. don't like it cooked. & i'll eat it plain. don't they say it's the only food that you can burn calories while eating?
PapaBear
01-22-2009, 07:11 PM
I wonder if it's true that eating a lot of it will make you cum more.
I can eat maybe 5 or 6 pieces (plain with a litle salt) per year. Seeing the stacks of it they have in the stores makes me wonder who is eating it all.
King Hippos Bandaid
01-22-2009, 07:16 PM
I dont hate Celery
I actually enjoy vegetables, I know shocker
RoseBlood
01-22-2009, 07:20 PM
I love celery. I'll eat it plain yup!
I love the watery crunch.
Sometimes I'll put PB on them.
I love all vegetables, except beets.
And I even enjoy brussel sprouts, cooked or uncooked.
JerseyRich
01-22-2009, 07:22 PM
I love celery. I'll eat it plain yup!
I love the watery crunch.
Sometimes I'll put PB on them.
I love all vegetables, except beets.
And I even enjoy brussel sprouts, cooked or uncooked.
I like beets.
Just sayin'.
Fallon
01-22-2009, 07:23 PM
I liked it chopped up and mixed with tunafish.
King Hippos Bandaid
01-22-2009, 07:24 PM
I like beets.
Just sayin'.
Beets are the worst, inedible crap
Dude!
01-22-2009, 07:26 PM
whats not to like about celery
what would a mirepoix
be without it?
it is indespensible to fine cooking
ToiletCrusher
01-22-2009, 07:27 PM
One time as a child I had celery with peanut butter and raisins on it. "Ants on a log" they called it.
Now I hate all three ingredients.
Mostly celery!
hedges
01-22-2009, 07:29 PM
In a bloody mary, yes. By itself, not so good.
sailor
01-22-2009, 07:34 PM
great source of fiber and damned tasty too.
Doogie
01-22-2009, 07:39 PM
Im gonna say, a nice chilled piece of celery in the fridge on certain warm days. Just some of the best things you can have myfriend. And I mean plain...So mark me in the enjoying plain category for celery
jlehane3
01-22-2009, 07:47 PM
raw dipped in french onion dip, or a creamy italian dressing. don't like it cooked. & i'll eat it plain. don't they say it's the only food that you can burn calories while eating?
celery fine in soups even if old and wilted (thumbs up) likewise carrots. Cabbage is the mean ass veggie for dieters,because it is more calorie consuming to get rid of it.If you have problems with stomach gassy foods,avoid it.Flatulence too,avoid it.It can also clean you out with a bout of sudden need to eliminate that could be untimely ,so beware.Moderation with cabbage is prudent,since it is a laxative,like prunes.But prunes are milder.I always tell older folks to avoid stool softener addiction,but do they listen? Gravy legs soiling the carpet...hard to run when yur having fun. :smile::blink::help::flush::furious: Jerry doesn't know ANYTHING ! :thumbup: stooly :flush:TOOT TOOT :flush::tongue: I heard that!
underdog
01-22-2009, 08:00 PM
celery fine in soups even if old and wilted (thumbs up) likewise carrots. Cabbage is the mean ass veggie for dieters,because it is more calorie consuming to get rid of it.If you have problems with stomach gassy foods,avoid it.Flatulence too,avoid it.It can also clean you out with a bout of sudden need to eliminate that could be untimely ,so beware.Moderation with cabbage is prudent,since it is a laxative,like prunes.But prunes are milder.I always tell older folks to avoid stool softener addiction,but do they listen? Gravy legs soiling the carpet...hard to run when yur having fun. :smile::blink::help::flush::furious: Jerry doesn't know ANYTHING ! :thumbup: stooly :flush:TOOT TOOT :flush::tongue: I heard that!
I hate you.
ToiletCrusher
01-22-2009, 08:11 PM
great source of fiber and damned tasty too.
but only about 1 to 2 grams per serving.
Judge Smails
01-22-2009, 08:20 PM
raw dipped in french onion dip, or a creamy italian dressing. don't like it cooked. & i'll eat it plain. don't they say it's the only food that you can burn calories while eating?
If SNOPES (http://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/celery.asp) says so, it must be true.
PapaBear
01-22-2009, 08:22 PM
I always heard raw carrots had a negative caloric intake, too.
meanmrbill
01-22-2009, 08:27 PM
I love all vegetables, except beets.
Beets are the worst, inedible crap
Beet are underrated. Cooked beets plain and beet soup are quite yummy when done right.
joethebartender
01-22-2009, 08:29 PM
If "plain" means on the side with some wings...then I'm OK with it.
sailor
01-22-2009, 10:43 PM
but only about 1 to 2 grams per serving.
ok, a good source of fiber.
biggestmexi
01-23-2009, 03:25 AM
yes
Celery hater since Day One.
IMSlacker
01-23-2009, 04:49 AM
Love celery and beets. Pickled beets are fantastic.
I eat plain celery all the time. It fill you up. I do prefer it with some sort of dip though.
Hottub
01-23-2009, 04:53 AM
I love it mixed in with my chicken or Angry tuna salad. Goes great in your base for a soup. Love it with wings.
bentcorner
01-23-2009, 04:54 AM
I like it in tuna salad.
Aggie
01-23-2009, 09:02 AM
I eat plain celery all the time. It fill you up. I do prefer it with some sort of dip though.
Ditto.
Beet are underrated. Cooked beets plain and beet soup are quite yummy when done right.
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razorboy
01-23-2009, 09:17 AM
Celery is awesome. So is celery salt.
Hamey
01-23-2009, 10:07 AM
It's awful! stupid celery strings in your teeth!
Jujubees2
01-23-2009, 10:54 AM
I was home with my oldest this morning (he wasn't feeling well) and he asked for a couple of stalks of plain celery. Guess he votes yes.
west milly Tom
01-23-2009, 10:59 AM
Beets are the worst, inedible crap
Turnips are equally as foul.
MHasegawa
01-23-2009, 02:16 PM
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lleeder
01-23-2009, 02:20 PM
I like beets.
Just sayin'.
Who doesn't like them?
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STC-Dub
01-23-2009, 02:25 PM
There is nothing wrong with celery. Well, except those stringy pieces that get caught between my teeth, hate that part.
lleeder
01-23-2009, 02:35 PM
Celery is so annoying. You need it in some recipes but like only one stalk. When you buy it at the store you get an entire bunch that goes to waste. Then you don't need it again for a month and have to buy another huge bunch. I guess I could leave it out but then the flavor combinations might be off or something.
celery
01-24-2009, 03:13 PM
sorta
hedges
01-24-2009, 03:20 PM
it's good on a crudite with ranch or blue cheese
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