Need some drinking buddies tonight!

[Holla Achu]

I'm staying in tonight to be a supportive husband because my wife is feeling nauseous (she's 8 weeks pregnant). I'm in a new city & don't know many people here, so don't have anyone that can come over to drink with me. She's watching bad lifetime movies. I'm drinking some Dewars 12 yr (pretty tasty for a blend). Who else is drinking & what?

[lleeder]

Drinking while your wife is sick with pregnancy? You'll get no support from me you heartless bastard.

[Holla Achu]

Drinking while your wife is sick with pregnancy? You'll get no support from me you heartless bastard.

Last night I cleaned a full fettucine alfredo dinner (that she puked up 45 minutes after eating it) out of the sink, so gfy.

[cougarjake13]

im on jack and coke #3

[lleeder]

If I had a wife that was pregnant I couldn't imagine getting intoxicated while she sat at home alone texting waiting for a reply. While you go in the bathroom with an asian gentleman and show your cock all over town.

[Holla Achu]

im on jack and coke #3

Nice. I see you're from Tampa. Know anybody with tix to the Superbowl?

[instrument]

Haha you puke cleanin bitch!

[Holla Achu]

If I had a wife that was pregnant I couldn't imagine getting intoxicated while she sat at home alone texting waiting for a reply. While you go in the bathroom with an asian gentleman and show your cock all over town.

This is Lifetime movie #3 of the day (and she is excited for the one that comes on at 9:00), so you will find no remorse from me.

[Holla Achu]

Haha you puke cleanin bitch!

Paint my fence!

[underdog]

If I had a wife that was pregnant I couldn't imagine getting intoxicated while she sat at home alone texting waiting for a reply. While you go in the bathroom with an asian gentleman and show your cock all over town.

Congratulations, budday! :clap:

[led37zep]

Dude...Fight Club was just on...you should have been checking that out.

[lleeder]

This is Lifetime movie #3 of the day (and she is excited for the one that comes on at 9:00), so you will find no remorse from me.

Did you see the one about the teen girls that fuck alot of guys and get STD's? Then this one girl blows a popular guy and gets the same STD. It was her first too.

[Holla Achu]

Dude...Fight Club was just on...you should have been checking that out.

Before she felt sick, we were going to go see Slumdog Millionaire with a friend, but none of these local 2-bit theatres are showing it.

[ToiletCrusher]

Paint my fence!

those blintzes were terrible!



I am having some walker green label tonight.

Best of luck with the puking child carrying wife of yours. Maybe you should put in a nice chick flick for her to watch so you don't come off as inattentive.

[ToiletCrusher]

Before she felt sick, we were going to go see Slumdog Millionaire with a friend, but none of these local 2-bit theatres are showing it.

where do you hail from?

[Holla Achu]

Did you see the one about the teen girls that fuck alot of guys and get STD's? Then this one girl blows a popular guy and gets the same STD. It was her first too.

No, but I did see one today about a 15 yr old nerd that never had sex before... then he reluctantly did it & the next day said to the girl "you know, i've decided that i'm not really ready for sex" (you know, like most teenage boys do). Then he found out she was pregnant. You (dr. supersperm) lose.

[lleeder]

You shouldn't encourage him to drink. If she feels sick now I'm sure later when he reeks of alcohol sh'e gonna want him and the dog to take their spikey hair into the other room.

[Holla Achu]

those blintzes were terrible!



I am having some walker green label tonight.

Best of luck with the puking child carrying wife of yours. Maybe you should put in a nice chick flick for her to watch so you don't come off as inattentive.

I didn't think anyone would catch it. Well played!

I'm not coming off an inattentive. 1 hour ago I ran to the store to satisfy her random craving for cheddar cheese, ritz crackers, and salty kettle-cooked chips. She's immersed in this movie right now & seems to be enjoying herself.

[instrument]

Lifetime is the perfect name! I watch for five minutes AND IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME!

Fuck I'm sending that to leno.

[Holla Achu]

where do you hail from?

From NJ; currently in the dirty south.

[Snoogans]

im chillin home and drinkin tonight. Watchin the fight. ill prob go to chat and BS for awhile so head on in there at some point

[underdog]

You shouldn't encourage him to drink. If she feels sick now I'm sure later when he reeks of alcohol sh'e gonna want him and the dog to take their spikey hair into the other room.

Did I miss an announcement thread or something?

[Holla Achu]

You shouldn't encourage him to drink. If she feels sick now I'm sure later when he reeks of alcohol sh'e gonna want him and the dog to take their spikey hair into the other room.

The dog has actually acquired a creepy attachment to her. She follows my wife EVERYWHERE she goes. She can't get a glass of water without bringing the dog.

[weekapaugjz]

I'm all out of booze but I have something else to hold me over.

[Holla Achu]

Lifetime is the perfect name! I watch for five minutes AND IT FEELS LIKE A LIFETIME!

Fuck I'm sending that to leno.

Lifetime (the band) = awesome

Lifetime (the channel)... not so much.

[lleeder]

This guys the worst. He's pounding beers making wings, blue cheese dip, pointless threads and polls. While his wife has a migrane and can't keep down half a sandwich.

[Snoogans]

I'm all out of booze but I have something else to hold me over.

yea im with that too

[cougarjake13]

Nice. I see you're from Tampa. Know anybody with tix to the Superbowl?

a couple guys i work with have season tix to bucs games and are going to the super bowl

[GregoryJoseph]

Alcohol and drugs are a lie. Why would you cloud your brain with intoxicants? Our minds are our most precious gift.

If you're not happy, don't alter your brain's chemistry; alter your life.

[weekapaugjz]

Alcohol and drugs are a lie. Why would you cloud your brain with intoxicants? Our minds are our most precious gift.

If you're not happy, don't alter your brain's chemistry; alter your life.

But clear the way for nicotine and caffeine though, right?

[Friday]

But clear the way for nicotine and caffeine though, right?

http://www.tomrichmond.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/simple-face.jpg !!!

[Landblast]

I'd be at a tv store tomorrow. I'm on my 4th Butt Light, the more of these you drink the more sober you get.

[Holla Achu]

Alcohol and drugs are a lie. Why would you cloud your brain with intoxicants? Our minds are our most precious gift.

If you're not happy, don't alter your brain's chemistry; alter your life.

Wow. If not schtick, then I'm just sorry you're this narrow-minded.

[Holla Achu]

This guys the worst. He's pounding beers making wings, blue cheese dip, pointless threads and polls. While his wife has a migrane and can't keep down half a sandwich.

Dude, be a bro.

[instrument]

Wow I'm from north jersey and I hate the south too!

Wish I were smart enought to knock up my girlfriend before moving down here.

Lucky drunken prick.

[Holla Achu]

a couple guys i work with have season tix to bucs games and are going to the super bowl

Awesome. It takes a real football fan not to scalp those for #1k each.

[Holla Achu]

Wow I'm from north jersey and I hate the south too!

Wish I were smart enought to knock up my girlfriend before moving down here.

Lucky drunken prick.

Where in the south? I'm in Atlanta.

[Snoogans]

Awesome. It takes a real football fan not to scalp those for #1k each.

or an idiot, considering your team isnt playing

[Holla Achu]

or an idiot, considering your team isnt playing

Yeh, given the poor economy & the MANY expenses that are on the horizon for me, I'd sell mine in a second.

[led37zep]

Dude, be a bro.

You obviously don't know lleeder....I heard he sits down to pee.

[Holla Achu]

3rd hefty glass of scotch down. Pretty buzzed. Movie about a gay guy that wasn't accepted by his family is on the TV. I'm living the dream.

[lleeder]

3rd hefty glass of scotch down. Pretty buzzed. Movie about a gay guy that wasn't accepted by his family is on the TV. I'm living the dream.

Thats not a movie you're listening to a replay of the show.

[Holla Achu]

Thats not a movie you're listening to a replay of the show.

No. This one has a very religious, controlling mother.

[Liverspot]

I am fortunate that I live in the CLEAN south, and I am on my 5th rum and coke. I mix them myself so the title reflects the proportion. Congrats on baby on its way, I wish you the best.

If you are still on Lifetime pm me when "That Adulterous Bastard Screwed me and my daughter and mom" comes on, I would love to switch it off again.

Believe me, if you are still watching Lifetime you need to keep up the alcohol intake.

[Holla Achu]

I am fortunate that I live in the CLEAN south, and I am on my 5th rum and coke. I mix them myself so the title reflects the proportion. Congrats on baby on its way, I wish you the best.

If you are still on Lifetime pm me when "That Adulterous Bastard Screwed me and my daughter and mom" comes on, I would love to switch it off again.

Believe me, if you are still watching Lifetime you need to keep up the alcohol intake.

Thanks man. This is our first & I'm going to be a pretty young dad.

Lifetime is still on; the mother is trying to un-gay her kid at the moment.

[Holla Achu]

Wife just puked in a bucket. Awesome.

[lleeder]

Wife just puked in a bucket. Awesome.

Circle of life.

[TheMojoPin]

yea im with that too

I'll trade with you.

[Holla Achu]

Circle of life.

She gets side-effects to every medicine, so no surprise this pregnancy has been extra-hard on her so far.

[Liverspot]

Thanks man. This is our first & I'm going to be a pretty young dad.

Lifetime is still on; the mother is trying to un-gay her kid at the moment.

Don't worry, you will love parenthood, you have a puking wife who will produce a living organism that will pee, puke and shit at random. You will not only love this organism, you will be protective and nurturing and you may even have more. These will grow to be somewhat of a figment of yourself and certainly your wife.

If you have a girl you are doomed to a lifetime of watching "Lifetime"

enjoy:drunk:

[Holla Achu]

Flogging Molly is coming to town soon. Can't wait for some drunken lullabies.

[Holla Achu]

I'm that dull, huh? No need to reply, lleeder.

[Holla Achu]

Oh noes (fiddy!)

[instrument]

I hope you wife wakes up puking and hoses you like they used to hose people in atlanta in the old days.

Ya soddenpoof