Buffalo Rumors

[ToiletCrusher]

Rumors from Buffalo are the best because you can't prove them true or false.


Here's the first:

Lisa Loeb is married to Van Wilder.

[hammersavage]

Tim Russert invented the rubic's cube.

[hammersavage]

The Goo Goo Dolls have sold over 500 million albums in the US alone.

[hammersavage]

The astronauts on Appollo 11 lived on nothing but Tang and Buffalo wings during the expedition.

[ToiletCrusher]

Buffalo is actually a part of Canada.

Annexed back during the great war of 1977 in the cover of a blizzard, the crafty Canadians made it a point to claim Buffalo as it's new national capital. From 1977 on, all people residing in Buffalo have been forced to say "eh" at the end of every sentence even if it isn't a question. Perhaps the harshest rules enforced by the Canadian rulers was moving to the metric system and forcing the use of the French language on all road signs. This posed a serious problem for drivers, or as Canadians call them motorists. No one knows what ever happened to Buffalo after it mysteriously disappeared from the maps in 1999.


truth dot com right there.

[ToiletCrusher]

J.P. Losman unsuccessfully ran for mayor of Buffalo twice before being offered the position of QB for the Bills.

[weekapaugjz]

the buffalo bills are the best football team in history.

[PapaBear]

None of the Buffalo Soldiers were from Buffalo.

[ToiletCrusher]

buffalo nickles were pressed by an old man behind the Anchor Bar for a brief period of time.

[weekapaugjz]

without buffalo and the erie canal, new york city wouldn't have been as big and prosperous as it was. it would be playing second fiddle to philly.

[weekapaugjz]

buffalo was the first fully electrified city in the world.

[ToiletCrusher]

90% of the foods that are bad for you originated in Buffalo.

[weekapaugjz]

scott norwood still currently owns a home in the suburb of orchard park.

[Melk]

During the filming of the rape scene in Deliverance, Ned Betty allowed himself to be sexually assaulted. To this day, he still receives therapy because of the assault.

The Hanna-Barbera cartoon, "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" was originally supposed to be called "A Man and His Dog" but Harlan Ellison, the author of "A Boy and His Dog" threatened to sue HB.

Former WWF professional wrestler Dino Bravo was named the head of parliament in Quebec in 1991. He was assassinated in 1992 by an anti-French political organization.

Rick Schroder, star of the 1980s TV series, "Silver Spoons" was the inspiration for the video game character Ken from "Street Fighter 2."

[ToiletCrusher]

Rob Ray and Ty Domi actually adopted 13 children from Africa as a loving couple.

[Marc with a c]

buffalo soldier's aren't from buffalo.

[Melk]

Lily is currently known as Buffalo's Sweetheart

[hammersavage]

Every Chuck Norris joke is really a Marv Levy joke with his name inserted.

[hammersavage]

None of the Buffalo Soldiers were from Buffalo.

buffalo soldier's aren't from buffalo.

Good one!

[ToiletCrusher]

Simply put: Rochester sucks!

[hammersavage]

On Earth 2, the Bills won 4 SuperBowls in a row.

[weekapaugjz]

buffalo really isn't just abandoned steel mills, run down houses, and old grain elevators.

[Melk]

Wolf Blitzer was raised in the wild, not by wolves but -- rather -- by jackals. He got his nickname for being the fastest defensive back in the University of Buffalo

[ToiletCrusher]

Lucky for Detroit, they beat Buffalo making them the poorest city in the USA.

It was a hard fought battle though. Buffalo battled back with crazy people who were kicked out of the mental hospital on Elmwood when the state closed it down but Detroit won with their finishing move, GM closes production plants.

[Melk]

The Vincent Gallo movie, "Buffalo '66," was released in Buffalo, NY as, "'66."

[hammersavage]

The Vincent Gallo movie, "Buffalo '66," was released in Buffalo, NY as, "'66."

This is the leader so far for me.

[Kevin]

Buffalo never had any Buffalo soilders.

[hammersavage]

3rd time is funny again.

[ToiletCrusher]

Colonel Sanders originally tried to start his restaurant in Buffalo. His first attempt was Buffalo Fried Beef on Weck, then Buffalo Fired Chicken Scraps in a Hot Sauce. Both names being cumbersome and the restaurants having failed, he moved to Kentucky and started over.

[weekapaugjz]

every year on his birthday, leon cgolgosz, the assassin of president mckinley, is honored with a parade in the polish section of the city.

[ToiletCrusher]

every year on his birthday, leon cgolgosz, the assassin of president mckinley, is honored with a parade in the polish section of the city.

fantastic.

[PapaBear]

3rd time is funny again.
They're picking on me.:down:

[weekapaugjz]

spuds buckley was a highly regarded radio personality.

[hammersavage]

They're picking on me.:down:

You're better than that.

[Melk]

Behind the scenes and in the rough cut of the movie "Bill and Ted's Bogus Journey," William Sadler played "John the Stereotypical Buffalo Resident." After several test screenings, because people outside of Buffalo didn't understand that most Buffalo residents have pale white skin and carry a scythe, his character's name was renamed Death.

[Marc with a c]

buffalo doesn't actually have soldiers.

[ToiletCrusher]

The Bear Man still is on AM radio in Buffalo.

[Melk]

The Buffalo Hall of Fame consists of The Giants, The Redskins and The Cowboys (listed twice)

[Melk]

The Bear Man still is on AM radio in Buffalo.
Bear Man has his own brand of "Hot Chocolate on a Stick." It outsells the competition 4 to 1.

[Melk]

90% of all marriages in Buffalo are followed by a reception at Buffalo Wild Wings.

[ToiletCrusher]

90% of all marriages in Buffalo are followed by a reception at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Buffalo has nothing to do with BW3s

[PapaBear]

buffalo doesn't actually have soldiers.
Somebody call SNOPES. (http://www.dmna.state.ny.us/historic/reghist/civil/infantry/74thInfNYSM/74thInfNYSMMain.htm)

I said "Buffalo Soldiers". Not soldiers in Buffalo!

[weekapaugjz]

eating mighty taco at least 4 times a week is known to prevent pancreatic cancer.

[Melk]

Buffalo has nothing to do with BW3s
That's not what I heard.

[ToiletCrusher]

Buffalo makes all the flour that you use!

[MacVittie]

The University of Buffalo football team has a rich tradition of excellence.

[skyscraper]

Tim Russert invented the rubic's cube.

no, that was the rubric cube.

[nate1000]

The Buffalo Hall of Fame consists of The Giants, The Redskins and The Cowboys (listed twice)

You mudder effer.

[ToiletCrusher]

When trying to design a replacement to the 'negro lawn jockey', Lucille Ball accidentally stumbled upon the recipe for an Oompa Loompa.

[ToiletCrusher]

If you ever come to visit Buffalo, even in July, the city provides you with complimentary gloves, hat and snow shovel.

[ToiletCrusher]

Someone from Buffalo is going to visit an animal not native to North America and his wife this weekend.

[DolaMight]

buffalo's jut a 5 minute drive from here. I was last there last week and a stripper told me Ted Danson from the hit show cheers is secretly going bald. They're on top of things.

[nate1000]

There are no soldiers in buffalo.

[strawberrypop]

Buffalo kills babies. Then it gives them to Reverend Wright, who eats them.

[MacVittie]

Mark Ruffalo's real name is Mark Buffalo