What K Club Are You In?

[Death Metal Moe]

You're in first place all alone. Mojo reset his post count to 0 when he hit 40k.

...

so ghey.

[hammersavage]

I think its time we add more levels to the post counts. There shouldn't be only 3.

You are an ideas man. I agree with this.

[JerseyRich]

I'm tired of this 7K club...It's so March.

[drjoek]

Yep. The anti.net, who?, twink, Mr.cum, and a pig.

I'm glad I'm far behind.



That's Dr.cum to you, sir

[disneyspy]

im in such a cool group,i dont think i'll post much in the next 7 months,hello katja,alice k fuzzybutt,freakshow and ANC.ok katja wont be in the cool group much longer so hi alice,freak and ANC,you peeps are the coolest K group on the board

[EliSnow]

Today, I may be joining a K club whose sole member would be me.

[~Katja~]

I don't even notice how I move from k club to k club... I guess once I am out of work over the summer I may be doing more stuff away from the pc

[Hottub]

Katja will be 10K before the day is done.

[ToiletCrusher]

I seem to have hit a little snag in my post whoring and my breakneck speed had been reduced.

[Aggie]

I'm tired of this 7K club...It's so March.

Me too.

[DiabloSammich]

Suck my balls, 4K club!

[ecobag2]

I'm starting to really come up on that 9h club myself. Thanks for honoring my subk status.

[RhinoinMN]

6k

[TjM]

I once struck out 22 batters in The Show on PS2

[WampusCrandle]

almost to 5K

[cougarjake13]

me and snoogs in 22k

[Gvac]

Closing in on 20K.

Each and every one of them golden.

Yes, including this one.

[hammersavage]

Closing in on 20K.

Each and every one of them golden.

Yes, including this one.

I've enjoyed at least half. You are a gem.

[weekapaugjz]

Closing in on 20K.

Each and every one of them golden.

Yes, including this one.

good thing board characters don't count.

[Gvac]

20K.

8 years.

2,500 posts per year.

208 posts a month.

Even those numbers cannot accurately convey the amount of wisdom and humor I have selflessly imparted upon all of you.

I hope it's appreciated.

[WampusCrandle]

almost to 5K

5k - im fucking great

[underdog]

20K.

8 years.

2,500 posts per year.

208 posts a month.

Even those numbers cannot accurately convey the amount of wisdom and humor I have selflessly imparted upon all of you.

I hope it's appreciated.

How much if you add all your characters?

[Gvac]

How much if you add all your characters?

We did this a few months ago.

I'm too lazy to do it again.

[underdog]

We did this a few months ago.

I'm too lazy to do it again.

Call on one of your minions to do it.

[Cvag]

Call on one of your minions to do it.

I'm busy.

[EliSnow]

20K.

8 years.

2,500 posts per year.

208 posts a month.

Even those numbers cannot accurately convey the amount of wisdom and humor I have selflessly imparted upon all of you.

I hope it's appreciated.

I'll thank you for your wisdom and humor filled posts if you apologize for the other 19,950 posts.

[furie]

closing in on 15K

i'm glad i'm a first pager

[razorboy]

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[Aggie]

8,000 now!!! I'm on page two of the list now.

[ToiletCrusher]

almost in the 5k club.

[weekapaugjz]

9 K with these chumps (except fuzzy, she rules):

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
ANC
Freakshow
disneyspy
BoondockSaint

[DolaMight]

What K Club Are You In?

car

http://www.walkinginla.com/Page2/images/K-cars.jpg

We park them at Japanese motor shows, pop the hood, and lean on them for hours.

[underdog]

9 K with these chumps (except fuzzy, she rules):

Alice S. Fuzzybutt
ANC
Freakshow
disneyspy
BoondockSaint

Congratulations on the 9K.

[weekapaugjz]

i wish someone would congratulate me on the 9 K.

[razorboy]

Congratulations weeka. I'm glad I get to be the very first person to say it.

[weekapaugjz]

Congratulations weeka. I glad I get to be the very first person to say it.

thank you. i greatly appreciate it.

[underdog]

i wish someone would congratulate me on the 9 K.

Congratulations weeka. I glad I get to be the very first person to say it.

I hate you both.

I'm going to haunt you guys forever.

[hammersavage]

Don't beg. You're better than that.

[drjoek]

Hello 12 K Club!!!:clap:


Friday ,epo,drjoek
I like that group

[Aggie]

Hello 12 K Club!!!:clap:


Friday ,epo,drjoek
I like that group

Your kids would be proud.

[EliSnow]

Your kids would be proud.

Would they?

[Aggie]

Would they?

Who's kids wouldn't be proud their dad is losing them inheritance money by cancelling appointments to be a message board whore? I would.

[hammersavage]

You better get loose 7k cuz I'm about to get all up inside you. Oooooyeaaa

[RoseBlood]

You better get loose 7k cuz I'm about to get all up inside you. Oooooyeaaa

Creep.

[hammersavage]

And?

15 people would agree with you. They will get theirs one day.

[TheMojoPin]

They'll be hammersavaged but good?

[hammersavage]

So what's up 7k, you gonna let me get down with you or what? I heard you've only been with like 10 other people around here. I just think you fly as hell, girl.

I promise I'll be gentle and won't even be inside you that long :glurps:


So can I kick it?

[ANC]

So what's up 7k, you gonna let me get down with you or what? I heard you've only been with like 10 other people around here. I just think you fly as hell, girl.

I promise I'll be gentle and won't even be inside you that long :glurps:


So can I kick it?


:lol:

[hammersavage]

Sup girl

[cougarjake13]

22k


all by myself

[britneypablo]

<font color="deeppink"> ONE!!!!!!!! fuck yea:clap:

[hammersavage]

<font color="deeppink"> ONE!!!!!!!! fuck yea:clap:

Creeps have tripped over every one. Well done.

[hammersavage]

Oh, its on girl.

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7 k'er in the building. Join the likes of Missy, Blowhard, JerseyRich, Pantera. Legends of this place. What a country!


From 6k to 7k in 23 days, what what

[epo]

Oh, its on girl.

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7 k'er in the building. Join the likes of Missy, Blowhard, JerseyRich, Pantera. Legends of this place. What a country!


From 6k to 7k in 23 days, what what

Meh.

[JerseyRich]

I'm in the 8K Club now!

*Nudges Aggie and Dougie*

[hammersavage]

I'm in the 8K Club now!

*Nudges Aggie and Dougie*

The second I join 7k, you bolt.


Quit running away from me!!!! :furious:

[JerseyRich]

The second I join 7k, you bolt.


Quit running away from me!!!! :furious:


I have a job and I'm on the same pace as you...How does this happen?

*Holds arm out to stop Hammer from stepping into the 8K Club room*

[hammersavage]

Ummmm, 6 years of not posting?

And who's the bouncer of that dump? Better not be you, I won't hit a woman in a vest.

[~Katja~]

I am handing out free post counts today... you can have most all of the post from the shelter... how about that?!

[PhishHead]

one of these days I'll hit the 5k club.

[hammersavage]

I don't want any more. Each post is a bitter reminder of dreams lost into the ether by wasting time toiling away on childish barbs.

[hammersavage]

*Holds arm out to stop Hammer from stepping into the 8K
Club room*

Halfway there. Let's see you stop me.


I do have potential job prospects now though so I better get em in while I can.

[Gvac]

I've been on a fucking tear.

Time to bust out the characters for awhile.

[burrben]

finally 5k. i think im gonna hang up the tights and walk away.

[hammersavage]

you wear tights too?

[Gvac]

finally 5k. i think im gonna hang up the tights and walk away.

You can't quit posting until the Reds win a World Series.

[Kris10]

I set my post count back every few months to throw everyone off.

I am K... I'm my own club.

[Ton80]

this post puts me in the .008k club.

[underdog]

I think I recently joined the 7K club. Woo.

[boobieman]

I finally reached a K club....finally...ok strike up the band...get the booze...scratch out the lines of coke....get the hookers...turn those machines back on...TURN THOSE MACHINES BACK ON!!!!!!

SEEYYAYAYAYAYAA

[RhinoinMN]

I think I recently joined the 7K club. Woo.

Me too. :clap:

[zildjian361]

1.5k:smoke::drunk:

[ToiletCrusher]

6k

[epo]

13K with AngelAmy, Bulldogcakes, ralphbxny, lleeder and The Game HHH.

Damned weirdos.

[drjoek]

13K with AngelAmy, Bulldogcakes, ralphbxny, lleeder and The Game HHH.

Damned weirdos.

youre 100 posts away from the first page


Lets get going

Im right behind you

[epo]

youre 100 posts away from the first page


Lets get going

Im right behind you

Is that really a good thing? I might have to leave to save myself the embarassment of being a "first pager".

[hammersavage]

Is that really a good thing? I might have to leave to save myself the embarassment of being a "first pager".

Just go

[drjoek]

Is that really a good thing? I might have to leave to save myself the embarassment of being a "first pager".

look at that band of misfits
No wonder Mojo reset his count


Just have ope post for a while

[razorboy]

youre 100 posts away from the first page


Lets get going

Im right behind you

Are you posting
like Dude!...

for any particular reason?

[drjoek]

Are you posting
like Dude!...

for any particular reason?

eww
no

[jessicaduh]

Are you posting
like Dude!...

for any particular reason?
damn it, you beat me to it.

[RhinoinMN]

7k along with

Pantera
Heavy
Hammersavage
TheBlowhard
Yerdaddy
Jennitalia
bobgolem
angrymissy
Knowledged_One
Jughead
underdog


WOW! What a bunch of stars!

[hammersavage]

7k along with

Pantera
Heavy
Hammersavage
TheBlowhard
Yerdaddy
Jennitalia
bobgolem
angrymissy
Knowledged_One
Jughead
underdog


WOW! What a bunch of stars!


Get away from me

[disneyspy]

7k along with

Pantera
Heavy
Hammersavage
TheBlowhard
Yerdaddy
Jennitalia
bobgolem
angrymissy
Knowledged_One
Jughead
underdog


WOW! What a bunch of stars!

theyre all losers ,the worst k club i was in,posted like a madman to get out of the loser club,you should to cuz people judge you by your k club,loser

[hammersavage]

You mean looser

[RhinoinMN]

theyre all losers ,the worst k club i was in,posted like a madman to get out of the loser club,you should to cuz people judge you by your k club,loser

It does look like 7k is the place that posters go to die.

[hammersavage]

It does look like 7k is the place that posters go to die.

My goal is to enter and exit it in a two week period.

[epo]

Just go

I won't be judged by a non-peer like yourself.

look at that band of misfits
No wonder Mojo reset his count


Just have ope post for a while

I wonder how that Ope guy is. He seems really great.

[RhinoinMN]

My goal is to enter and exit it in a two week period.

Stamina. Chicks dig that.

[RhinoinMN]

I won't be judged by a non-peer like yourself.



I wonder how that Ope guy is. He seems really great.

Around here yes. He's a genuine fuckstick in chat though.

[epo]

Around here yes. He's a genuine fuckstick in chat though.

I had a talk with him and he's taking my lead in never entering that goddamned chat room again.

[disneyspy]

10 K,throw me a parade,bitches

[Fallon]

18k now.

:help:

[hammersavage]

You're both an inspiration.

[Kris10]

18k now.

:help:

Show off. Still hawt thou.

[hammersavage]

What up 8k? I'm about to be inside you.

[drjoek]

12 K
Me and Friday

#32 overall
I approach the first page
:ohmy:

[hammersavage]

8ker checkin' in. Join the ranks of legends like Aggie, grlNIN, and JerseyRich. It's an honor ladies

[drjoek]

TheGameHHH
epo
lleeder
ralphbxny
Bulldogcakes
AngelAmy
drjoek


13K

I am knocking on the door of the first page of posters:surrender:

[RoseBlood]

What up 8k? I'm about to be inside you.

http://www.filmreference.com/images/sjff_03_img1187.jpg

[JerseyRich]

8ker checkin' in. Join the ranks of legends like Aggie, grlNIN, and JerseyRich. It's an honor ladies


Ugh, I can't wait to be out of this group.

9K can't come quick enough.

[hammersavage]

Ugh, I can't wait to be out of this group.

9K can't come quick enough.

It's true. And I'll be right there next to you Richie. Forever and ever

[ANC]

11K.....yup I'm a real whore.

[WampusCrandle]

closing in on 6k - gross.

[ToiletCrusher]

11K.....yup I'm a real whore.

You never needed a number for us to know that. :wink:

[JerseyRich]

It's true. And I'll be right there next to you Richie. Forever and ever

Why must you mock me?

[epo]

Why must you mock me?

I have the same problem with Drjoek. He just won't leave me alone.

[ANC]

You never needed a number for us to know that. :wink:
:laugh:

[EliSnow]

Just joined the 16k club with PapaBear and Tall_James.

[TripleSkeet]

0 K.

Quality over quantity my friends.

[drjoek]

Well guess who is now on the FIRST page of posters?

Iam so embarrased:flush:

[ANC]

Well guess who is now on the FIRST page of posters?

Iam so embarrased:flush:

Page 2, comin' with that OE brew! :clap:

[ToiletCrusher]

7k fuckers!

[biggestmexi]

7k fuckers!

post whore braggart

[hammersavage]

9k from the jury room earlier today.

[badorties]

proud member of the 3K crew

i got this page at work today accessing this site, looks like i'll be 3K 'till i die

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/badorties/those%20other%20sigs/balls.jpg

[mikeyboy]

I waited until I was halfway through to announce it, but I'm in the 27K club.

[BlackSpider]

4K with this post.
I couldn't be any more excited...

[Hottub]

If you take Mojo out of the equasion...

I'M NUMBER TWO!!!!
WOOOOOO!!!

(How the F did that happen?)

[hammersavage]

I want 10k before Friday.

[sailor]

I want 10k before Friday.

maybe you can beat her to 13k.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am with Vesty and a few others.

[epo]

I'm in 14K now with these gentlemen:

King Hippos Bandaid
Marc with a C
Reephdweller
SatCam
HBox
Kevin
lleeder

That's great, but soon enough Dr. Joek will be ruining our property value.

[ToiletCrusher]

What a shitty group.

It would benefit you to post like crazy to get out of that slump.

[Furtherman]

Hey sailor... looks like it's just you and me.... uh, sailor!

[sailor]

Hey sailor... looks like it's just you and me.... uh, sailor!

damn, and it's a long ways off to the next guy up.

[underdog]

I'm about to leave all those 7k'ers behind!

Suckers!

[hammersavage]

I'm almost there. But I don't even want it anymore

[Furtherman]

I'm almost there. But I don't even want it anymore

What kind of attitude is that?! You gotta fight!

*slap*

FIGHT!

*slap*

YOU NEVER BACK DOWN FROM ANYTHING IN YOUR LIFE NOW FIGHT GODAMMIT!!!!!


Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!

*slap slap*

[sailor]

remember when 10k was a big deal?

[hammersavage]

Maybe I'll put the 10k'er in the 'sailor is a dick' thread.

[sailor]

Maybe I'll put the 10k'er in the 'sailor is a dick' thread.

sexy

[Gvac]

remember when 10k was a big deal?

Right?

With his next post, hammersavage will be the 44th member here with 10K posts.

So sad.

[Donnie Iris]

Right?

With his next post, hammersavage will be the 44th member here with 10K posts.

So sad.

That's about as on point as it gets.

[hammersavage]

balls

[Marc with a c]

starting right now all forty four of those peoples post counts should start going down as they post and when they hit zero never be allowed back.

[Marc with a c]

That's about as on point as it gets.

no need to rub it in.

[hammersavage]

So I only have 9,999 left?

[Marc with a c]

yup. it would make this place much better.

[hammersavage]

I wouldn't throw out as many dumb posts willy nilly. Not a bad idea.

[drjoek]

I got to 14k sometime today likely in the Most Posts Wins thread today

[furie]

just hit 15k

[sailor]

I got to 14k sometime today likely in the Most Posts Wins thread today

that's the worst thread on this board. pure dreck.

[mikeyboy]

28K.

yeesh

[epo]

that's the worst thread on this board. pure dreck.

We blame Kevin.

[IamFogHat]

I'm in the five k club. Which for any new members wondering is how long it takes to become a Big Ass Veteran:annoyed:

[Furtherman]

that's the worst thread on this board. pure dreck.

Agreed.

Anyone who has posted there should be ashamed of themselves.

SHAME.

[disneyspy]

Agreed.

Anyone who has posted there should be ashamed of themselves.

SHAME.

anyone who posted in that thread after i said fuck that thread should be permanently banned

[Gvac]

that's the worst thread on this board. pure dreck.

Agreed.

Anyone who has posted there should be ashamed of themselves.

SHAME.

I've been saying that for almost a year.

It's embarrassing that it's the biggest thread on RONFEZ.net.

Over 20,000 replies? Insanity. (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=72314)

[ToiletCrusher]

I'll either join the same club as JerseyRich or leave him in the dust by midnight!

[JerseyRich]

Hi.

[A.J.]

Huh. I just noticed.

[mikeyboy]

I just noticed that I just passsed Stugots for 4th highest post count on the board. Sad.

[sailor]

I just noticed that I just passsed Stugots for 4th highest post count on the board. Sad.

we lost the wrong one?

[sailor]

20. take that, furtherman.

[razorboy]

The 6,005 K club.

[RhinoinMN]

14k

[drjoek]

15k sometime today

Rhino you're on the first page now.

[RhinoinMN]

15k sometime today

Rhino you're on the first page now.

REALLY!???


http://cannell.org/blog/files/johnson-navin-r_2.jpg

[ToiletCrusher]

10k.

[ToiletCrusher]

I am sharing 11k with all of you.

Back to MPW thread.

[hammersavage]

5k? More like 5gay

[IamFogHat]

9,000 baby!

[Sarge]

Finally hit 1000, whoopie!

[RhinoinMN]

21K. Sitting here all by my lonesome.

[EliSnow]

The post counts for you MPW's should have asterisks next to them.

Right now is the equivalent of the steroid age in major league baseball.

[Aggie]

It only took me 7 years to get to 10,000. Remember when Mojo thought I would beat him to it? Bwahahaha

Congrats to Rich on 11,000. :)

[JerseyRich]

Congrats! and thank you.

[Marc with a c]

you are both losers.

[hammersavage]

Congrats to Aggie and Aggie only

[A.J.]

It only took me 7 years to get to 10,000. Remember when Mojo thought I would beat him to it? Bwahahaha

Congrats to Rich on 11,000. :)

Like Ted Williams, you were away for a number of years during your prime.

[Aggie]

you are both losers.

whatever, 16K

[Marc with a c]

whatever, 16K

i'm one of the biggest, but i can always use the company.

[JerseyRich]

you are both losers.

Congrats to Aggie and Aggie only

I love you too.

[underdog]

I hit 11k at some point today and I didn't even notice.

[Dude!]

I hit 11k at some point today and I didn't even notice.

you peaked around post # 782

[underdog]

you peaked around post # 782

I peaked much earlier than that. This is the longest petering out ever.

[razorboy]

This is the longest petering out ever.

Stop bragging.

[hammersavage]

Moments away from a 6th member of the 30k club. I'm gonna tell my grandkids about tonight.

[midwestjeff]

Ban him.

[epo]

Moments away from a 6th member of the 30k club. I'm gonna tell my grandkids about tonight.

That's not possible with 30K.

[Snoogans]

That's not possible with 30K.

fuck you, im moments away also

difference between me and hammer is that about 15K of these came while I was at work

[furie]

REALLY!???


http://cannell.org/blog/files/johnson-navin-r_2.jpg

i'm barely hanging on to the first page.
i've been stuck in the 15k range for a couple of years now

[KnoxHarrington]

I just noticed I'm closing in on the 8K club.

I have wasted my life.

[Kris10]

I just noticed I'm closing in on the 8K club.

I have wasted my life.

I'm light years away

[PapaBear]

After I post 196 more times, do I have to go to V3 and make a thread about it?

[spoon]

fuck you, im moments away also

difference between me and hammer is that about 15K of these came while I was at work

well that and hammer isn't even near 30k

but the joke was good even if wrong! Fucking bad bet twittersavage.

[spoon]

After I post 196 more times, do I have to go to V3 and make a thread about it?

they already have an mpw there for you on it

winner gets flown out to Colorado to work in Chuck's kitchen and join them as they catrer swinger parties in Boulder with double rainbow hipsters.

[ralphbxny]

13k post of pure bordom and...what was I saying