Phone Sex Tips?

[Christy]

Got any good phone sex tips for me? Thanks! ;-)

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[IkeaBoy]

which end of the phone are you on?

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[sexy bastard]

well a sexy seductive voice is always good, and telll them what you know they will like to hear and what you will do to them, and ask them if they like it...i am very good at it, at least i have been told maybe i should give you a lesson on the phone
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[TheGameHHH]

My advice.....talk dirty and get the person on the other end off.

IT'S TIME TO PLAY THE GAME-AHHH!

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[JustJon]

clean off the phone after having sex with it.

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[Craash]

clean off the phone before AND after having sex with it :-)

[Craash]

clean off the phone before AND after having sex with it :-)

[NurseMira]

I don't have phone sex but I know someone who does it for a living....

Make sure you ask yes/no questions like, for example...."Do you like it when I (blank) or do want me to (blank)"
If the other person is wacking off then all he/she has to do is reply yes or no and rely more on the fantasy of what you're saying.

If you're both handling your shit then the convo should switch back and forth...both of you describing what you want to do or want done to yourself....:-)

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[Brick Jesus]

Don't use clinical terms for anatomy. Guys like the dirty talk. If you ever listen to I think the last track on the Chris Rock album "Bigger & Blacker", you'd get an idea of what not to sound like.

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[Sheeplovr]

you pinch or check right and u move the skin of ur cheep back and forth and make a slappy nois and then say its u ?

it works with the guy who wants me to suscribe to newpaper

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[Rooster Sucks]

just remember....the # button represents an orgasm the best!

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[Alice S. Fuzzybutt]

Whatever you do, DON'T swallow!

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[impactplayer2k1]

Hold-up! I need to get my nipple clamps on.

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[Gvac]

Best phone sex tip? Call from right outside their door and tell them why you're there!

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