Beard Weight Contest

[lleeder]

Closest to the actual weight of the winner's beard hair wins the prize. The prize as previously agreed upon is a five dollar footlong from Subway that will be purchased by Mikeyboy. You must guess the winner of the contest and the winner's beard weight.

I'll guess first: Fez 2lbs 3 ounces

[RhinoinMN]

8 ounces

[GreatAmericanZero]

im going to guess East Side Dave with 8.8 oz


you really think fez has over 2 lbs of hair on his face? That would be a shitload of hair to equal 2 pounds, hair is light

[BlackSpider]

Closest to the actual weight of the winner's beard hair wins the prize. The prize as previously agreed upon is a five dollar footlong from Subway that will be purchased by Mikeyboy. You must guess the winner of the contest and the winner's beard weight.

I'll guess first: Fez 2lbs 3 ounces




I'm gonna guess - no bit payoff.
I don't know how or why, just a gut feeling...

[west milly Tom]

Ill never get sucked in again. Once a rube, shame on them, twice a rube, shame on you.

[Puggle_kicker]

Ill never get sucked in again. Once a rube, shame on them, twice a rube, shame on you.

Add me to that list. Im not willing to see another animation from behind a screen.

[lleeder]

Ill never get sucked in again. Once a rube, shame on them, twice a rube, shame on you.

Add me to that list. Im not willing to see another animation from behind a screen.

Fine don't participate more sandwich chances for the rest of us. Thanks Mikeyboy.

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[MisterSmith]

Fez wins with a beard weight of 2.8 ounces.

[disneyspy]

i think HTG weighs more than casey so i'll fez,119 pounds

[hammersavage]

If Fez has 2 pounds of hair on his whole body, I'll eat my own shit.


6 ounces for Fezzie.

[west milly Tom]

i think HTG weighs more than casey so i'll fez,119 pounds



Omg Face, so face! :lol: :lol:

[west milly Tom]

If Fez has 2 pounds of hair on his whole body, I'll eat my own shit.


.6 ounces for Fezzie.



You eat your own shut anyway.

[hammersavage]

You eat your own shut anyway.

Shut?

Don't you edit that you son of a bitch.

[disneyspy]

Shut?

Don't you edit that you son of a bitch.

sometimes i like to just shit the fuck up

[west milly Tom]

Duck you. :laugh:

[Ron Marie Douglas]

Dave wins, 12 ounces

[GreatAmericanZero]

yeah i know i guessed way too large with my 8.8 Oz, lleeders 2lbs fucked me up


if i could guess again ill say 3.4 oz

[IMSlacker]

I'll guess Dave and 5.3 oz. How precise is the weigh in going to be? Will mikeyboy send me a gift certificate or ship me my sandwich?

[Lady Resin]

I think Fez will win. Gray hair is thick.

[TooLowBrow]

i dont know anyone who's weighed beard hair and kept records of the statistics since the nazis

dave - 79.37866475 grams

[west milly Tom]

Think of how much pot is in an ounce, hair is lighter than that. Rubes.

[IMSlacker]

Think of how much pot is in an ounce, hair is lighter than that. Rubes.

We'll see who's the rube when I'm enjoying my Subway Club shipped fresh from NYC.

[FezsAssistant]

18.5 pounds

[MisterSmith]

I'll guess Dave and 5.3 oz. How precise is the weigh in going to be? Will mikeyboy send me a gift certificate or ship me my sandwich?

Y'know, that is a really good point. It will probably be an intern standing on the scale O&A used for Fatty-Pig-Fatty. They weigh him, hand him the hair, and try to take a second weight measurement. It is bound to be a travesty. :lol:





Unless, of course, Ron has managed to hold onto a few "tools of the trade" from his previous life...

[west milly Tom]

Triple beam balance?

[ToiletCrusher]

5.2 oz for Fez

4.8 oz for Dave

[Farmer Dave]

Weight, I have no idea. Dave will keep clipping until he wins. Where does the beard quit and head/body hair begin?

[lleeder]

We'll see who's the rube when I'm enjoying my Subway Club shipped fresh from NYC.

Mikeyboy pmed me and said you must come to NYC to get your five dollar footlong. No drink or chips included.

[BlackSpider]

My guess is Fez with 52.5 Grams, or 1.85 Oz.

I don't want the shitty sandwich, give it to the homeless when I win...

[drjoek]

But more importantly how about the henway?

[underdog]

Think of how much pot is in an ounce, hair is lighter than that. Rubes.

There's an ounce of pot in an ounce of pot.

I'm going to go with Fez with 1.72 ounces.

[Devo37]

Fez: 1.38 ounces
Dave: 1.06 ounces

[OGC]

I'll guess Dave and 5.3 oz. How precise is the weigh in going to be? Will mikeyboy send me a gift certificate or ship me my sandwich?


It doesn't really matter. It will taste the same.


I don't know what all the discussion about how accurate the scale will be is about. They just need a regular balance scale, put Fez's hair on one side, put Dave's on the other.

[furie]

Fez with 3.1 oz

[~Katja~]

I never know about ounces and stuff, but I'd say they will both be around 100 gram.

[mikeyboy]

lleeder owes me $5.

[BlackSpider]

I never know about ounces and stuff, but I'd say they will both be around 100 gram.

My guess is Fez with 52.5 Grams, or 1.85 Oz.

...



Before I shaved my head, I put it in a ponytail (Yes I saved it).
That's how I got my numbers. I weighed it on my digital scale,
and got the results in ounces, and grams.
It looked to be close to what Fez has on his chin...

[IMSlacker]

Mikeyboy pmed me and said you must come to NYC to get your five dollar footlong. No drink or chips included.

Excellent! I've booked my flight. I'll be there on Tuesday to collect.

[~Katja~]

Before I shaved my head, I put it in a ponytail (Yes I saved it).
That's how I got my numbers. I weighed it on my digital scale,
and got the results in ounces, and grams.
It looked to be close to what Fez has on his chin...

but is your head hair as coarse as the beard hair?
That's why I am guessing more.

[BlackSpider]

but is your head hair as coarse as the beard hair?
That's why I am guessing more.

My hair was down to my lower back.
I figure my guess is on the high side...


It'll probably be more like 30 Grams...

[STC-Dub]

11.5 ounces

[jlehane3]

Fez a svelt 256 lbs dating weight.:devil2:

[weekapaugjz]

fez wins with 17.4 lbs.

[hammersavage]

fez wins with 17.4 lbs.

If we include back hair

[Fez4PrezN2008]

Fez 2.125 oz > ESD 2.02 oz

[Reephdweller]

Dave: 1.22 ounces

Fez: 1.59 ounces

[HAWK4475]

i'm even going to say

Fez: 2.01 ounces

Dave: 1.87 ounces

that's alot of freaken hair.

[barjockey]

If Fez has 2 pounds of hair on his whole body, I'll eat my own shit.


6 ounces for Fezzie.

Care for pepper?
http://ac4.yt-thm-a01.yimg.com/image/1cde6e68b1f6992e

[HAWK4475]

heh heh be sure to tell him when to stop.

[IMSlacker]

I was robbed!

[Hofert]

I fucked up. I stopped up for my first live show and my goddamn camera batteries were dead. I could have gotten a picture with the freshly shaved ESD and Fez. Anyone hesitating to attend a show...do it while you can, everyone is super-cool. Doesn't hurt to bring Mr. B. a nice cigar or two. Monkey HOUSE!!!

[GregoryJoseph]

No pics of the clean shaven boys yet?

[Hofert]

No pics of the clean shaven boys yet?

They must have taken 300 pics during the beard/head shaving sessions. There should be some great ones. Fez lost 20 years in age when he got his beard shaved, then put 10 years back on when he got his head shaved.

[whalers90]

ok i looked but can't find the shaved pics, or the pics where they did different things with each of their beards.... am i insane or looking in the wrong place? or are they not up yet?

[BambuBoy]

Yeah where are the pics?

[~Katja~]

ok i looked but can't find the shaved pics, or the pics where they did different things with each of their beards.... am i insane or looking in the wrong place? or are they not up yet?

there are screen caps all over the listening thread (http://www.ronfez.net/forums/showthread.php?t=77169&page=6) starting page 6