Good news for those of us over 40, under 40 not so good

[OGC]

Frequent Sex And Masturbation In 20s And 30s Linked To Higher Prostate Cancer, But Risks Diminish With Age (http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2009/01/090126082343.htm?ref=aggre_pop)


I've never been so happy to be over 40. I'm gonna celebrate that news but fucking my wife tonight. And maybe jackin' off tomorrow morning.

[Foster]

well, I guess I don't have to worry about prostate cancer

[drjoek]

I've been trying to convince my wife I needed to jack off more now I can show her this. Excellent news.

[boosterp]

Hmmmmmmm, so at 35 I am relatively safe.

[yojimbo7248]

I might have to reconsider that porn.com subscription.

[Hottub]

I'm going to celebrate by fucking OGC's wife tonight.
And maybe jackin' off tomorrow morning.

[drjoek]

I'm going to celebrate by fucking OGC's wife tonight.
And maybe jackin' off tomorrow morning.



Get in line.

[Enabler]

I thought that a healthy "jack-life" was good for the prostate. Wtf? This is terrible news.

[Marc with a c]

well i've never had anyones finger in my butt.

[joethebartender]

Get in line.

And take a ticket. (I'm #102.)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_cVTT2jmM4OY/R8oRxj7eCXI/AAAAAAAAA5U/4ajyVGeJ6KE/s320/now.jpg

[razorboy]

well i've never had anyones finger in my butt.

You just go straight for the cock, huh?

[Snoogans]

oh well. Whats up cancer, come on in

[BlackSpider]

It's not a scientific study.
It relies on people telling the truth on the survey...
And it said people in their 20's had sex or masturbated
an average of 12 times a month.
I was over double that in my twenties...

[King Hippos Bandaid]

guess I need to start a will

[Marc with a c]

You just go straight for the cock, huh?

i was sleeping, what do you want from me?

[MacVittie]

My dad got prostate cancer when he was 51. Suddenly I have more respect for him.

[skyscraper]

meh, it was a small research group, and these studies never point directly to a link. their findings support a theory, but is far from establishing causality.

[disneyspy]

i was sleeping, what do you want from me?

were you sleepin or just pretending to so that you could lay in your shame?

[Picasso Intern]

Forget canxer, what duid it say ab out carpal tunnel syndrome? :bye:

[Marc with a c]

were you sleepin or just pretending to so that you could lay in your shame?

ah you got me. i was pretending to sleep, but i was also pretending it was a chick fucking me in the ass so it's cool.

[disneyspy]

this thread reminds me,i need to get my eye sight checked

[lineman6924541]

Well I must have cancer so I reckon I need to get a blanket and a haircut.

[utriculus!]

what the fuck? They have always reported the EXACT OPPOSITE!

Oh well, nothing is going to stop me from blasting wads at my own chest.

[TjM]

QUICK SOMEBODY WARN THE BEARDED JACKER!!!!!! :ohmy:

[KingGeno]

Whatev. By the time it may kick in I will be able to buy a new Ultra Prostate from Wal-Mart, brought to you by Carls Jr.

[ecobag2]

I'm going to celebrate by fucking OGC's wife tonight.
And maybe jackin' off tomorrow morning.

Get in line.

I'm only 35 but willing.

[OGC]

I'm going to celebrate by fucking OGC's wife tonight.
And maybe jackin' off tomorrow morning.

Get in line.

And take a ticket. (I'm #102.)

http://bp0.blogger.com/_cVTT2jmM4OY/R8oRxj7eCXI/AAAAAAAAA5U/4ajyVGeJ6KE/s320/now.jpg

I'm only 35 but willing.


You guys must have gotten to her before I did because I got nothing last night and didn't even get to take care of myself this morning.